A/N – Sorry for not updating yesterday. I was out all day and didn't come back till practically after midnight. But here's your next chapter. This one was inspired by HellsTheTwerd who once said that I should stick Darcy with a taser onto Loki. It's not exactly the same since I didn't use Darcy or a taser, but the idea of electricity sparked into this story. Hope you like it ^^


Chapter 34 – Project Buzz


Mission name: Project Buzz

Mission details: get answers from Loki using electricity as a threat…

Plan suggested by:HellsTheTwerd


Loki woke up to the ominous sound of crackling. The chair he was in was different than usual.

Gone was the wooden chair and chafing feeling of ropes. Instead, today he was sitting in an uncomfortable metal chair with firm shackles around his ankles and wrists. It was extremely daunting and Loki gulped.

He looked up as footsteps filled the room and in came Natasha with a wicked grin on her face.

"What is this…contraption…?" Loki asked warily, tracking her movements as she stalked over to a large machine and began fiddling with buttons.

"Electroshocker v1.429." Natasha said shortly as she flicked a switch.

"A wha-?" Loki looked stunned at the name.

"An electric shock machine basically."

Loki still looked a little scared. "And what am I doing…sitting in such a dangerous sounding contraption."

"Well," Natasha turned around to smile at him. "Fury just bought the prototype in, so I thought it would be a good idea to test it out first."

"And…you're testing it on me?"

"Of course." Natasha said so blatantly that Loki's mouth fell open. "Right, let's start."

"Wait, wait, wait, wait!" Loki interrupted rapidly. "Aren't you going to ask me about my girlfriend first?" Evidently he was stalling for time.

"Are you actually going to tell me?" Natasha raised one eyebrow with practiced ease.

"Of course not." Loki said without blinking.

"Then we'll begin." Natasha shrugged. "Until you learn your lesson."

She turned a large black knob to the first knob and a sliver of electricity ran through Loki's body. Loki's eyes widened and his back straightened.

"Oooo." He cooed. "That felt…interesting."

"Not strong enough?" Natasha asked. "Next level." She said and turned the dial up another level.

A stronger bolt of electricity laced through Loki and made his skin tingle. "Oooo!" he said louder. "That tickled."

Third level also didn't seem to extract information from Loki more than a few giggles, so Natasha skipped level 4 and 5 and just went to level 6.

Finally it elicited a stronger reaction from Loki. "Ouch!" he complained as the electricity finally began to sting. But that quickly gave way to an easy tingling that Loki found he was starting to like.

Natasha grumbled and her lips turned downwards into a frown. Why wasn't the electricity shock machine working?

She upper the machine to level 8 and still no reaction but a mirthful laugh.

"Why are you enjoying this?" she hissed.

Loki shrugged as tears budded from over-laughing. "I don't know! It just tickles!"

Natasha growled, then spun the dial to the highest level: level 10.

Finally there was a reaction other than the insistent giggle. But it wasn't the reaction Natasha had been hoping for.

What happened…was that in a rush of electricity Loki's hair stood up. Like empire state building straight. It was hilarious.

Loki admired himself in the mirror. "Ooo, I quite like this new hairstyle." He complimented himself from all angles.

But Natasha wasn't pleased.

"I'm telling Fury this machine is broken." She muttered and shut off the machine.

She then stalked out of the room angrily, leaving behind a cooing Loki who was tilting his head left and right to see from which angle his new hairstyle looked the best.

Only fourteen hours later did his hair fall down.

When it did, he went back to Natasha to ask for another round.

She answered his question by shaving his hair the following night.


A/N – and there we go. Hope you liked this chapter HellsTheTwerd~ Also, I was thinking whether or not I should write a follow up chapter for this one where Natasha shaves Loki's hair off… Not sure though since I've been writing so many side-chapters. Let me know what you guys think and then I'll act accordingly.

Over and out-

Saffa