One Less Lonely Gurl V – The Most Awesome Thing Ever

Warning: The following chapter is incredibly awesome. Your head may explode.

The shuttle flew over-WARNING – INTERFERENCE DETECTED. BROADCAST CUT OFF. INTERCEPTED BROADCAST FROM CUBLIVIA WILL BE PLAYED INSTEAD.

Insert the tape, Fidel.

*Insert the Internationale in Spanish here.*

Greetings, amigos! Today is a glorious day, for today we have overthrown the decedent capitalistic-imperialistic-fascist-what-have-you reign of the bourgeoisie E350! No more shall you have to worry about E350's Happy Fluffy Reviews of Really Bad Fanfics oppressing the fanfic masses!

As of today, we have officially declared the independence of Ché350's Revolutionary Reviews of Decedent Capitalist Fanfics, and that's totally different!

So sit back, my comrades, and watch as I praise the works of the great and glorious proletariat fanfic writer…MarioDS01! Let's get right into it!

*stares dramatically at camera for five minutes*

Now, let us start by looking at his recent DevArt posting, Fanfiction Help! In this, rather then writing his own stories, he asks the workers to do it for him – without paying them! This is an excellent example of collectivism!

Let us look at his ideas!

-Epona the Centauress: Can take place either the Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask Zelda games. In here somehow Epona becomes a Centaur and she may already be in love with Link or starts to fall for him after transforming. Just need ideas how she gets transformed and how the plot should go. I would think Epona in her new form could learn to defend herself.

Ah, now this is an example of the equality of the communist system! In converting this character into a centaur, Comrade DS01 asks for Link to commit bestiality in the name of love! Isn't it charming, comrades? It also states that centaurs should be held equal to humans in our glorious communist union.

It is of course wrong, because Marx never mentioned centaurs and therefore they are livestock not people, but it's wonderfully naïve.

-Gwen the Inventor: This story takes place in the Disney movie "The sword in the Stone" Here the Red squirrel in the movie is turned into a human by Merlin to be with Arthur/Wart. She is a pretty quick learner the human language and such and also takes a lot of interest in future inventions like the airplane and the train, more so then Arthur. So she decides to have a little jumpstart for technology in the medieval times with help of humans and even animals, maybe with a little magic. Just need a little help with plot and whatnot. Not sure what Gwen's personality should be, she did save Arthur one time, maybe a bit of a Tomboy, maybe can learn to defend herself and fight using wits.

Here we are shown his desire to pair the (evil, imperialist pigdog) King Arthur with a squirrel and change the course of British history, hopefully creating a communist dicta…republic by…let's say 1044. Naturally, a squirrel would have incredible knowledge in the mechanics of railways and aeroplanes – that is why the Cublivian Air Force is piloted entirely by squirrels!

*is handed a note*

We just lost a major air battle with a neighbouring state, Fidel? Eh, just have the pilots shot and send other ones out. Oh, and send the shot pilots to the kitchen, I have cravings.

Still, as I was saying, this guy knows how to pair squirrels. Which is more then can be said for that capitalist pigdog E350. I mean, a squirrel and a sponge? A squirrel and King Arthur makes much more sense!

-SonicxMadonna:

*long, awkward silence*

…yeah, we're gonna skip this one.

Now, let us go through his older strikes of genius and see what he has.

1. Having Dave Seville and Vinny (From A Chipmunk Reunion) as a couple. I actually have an interesting idea of having Dave meet Vinny before she had the 3 Chipmunks and making Dave Seville as the biological father to the Chipmunks

A human is biologically the father of some chipmunks?

…you GENIUS.

What if Fry and Amy Never broke up in the episode "Put Your Head on my Shoulder" from there you can have the aftermath. I personally love this couple more then the FryxLeela one since that one may never happen, but I can see FryxAmy happening.

I've been saying this since 1989, amigo – hindsight is a b***h.

There is this scene where Wart/Arthur is turned into a squirrel and meets up with a female squirrel. Wart/Arthur tries to avoid her with no success, later she saves him from a wolf. In the end, Arthur is turned back to normal and leaves the female squirrel which breaks her heart. I was thinking if someone can come with a good alternative ending to this that would be great with them staying together. Either have Wart/Arthur stay a Squirrel and someone else becomes King or Queen.

That's right, Arthur, reject the crown! Down with monarchism!

Also, again, Comrade DS01 notes the superiority of the squirrel. They are not livestock, unlike centaurs.

You know, I think it goes without saying that Comrade DS01 is truly a genius. Therefore, we shall leave off now and return to our revolutionary cause! Next stop – Outta the DVD! We're going to party like its 1959! Viva la revolution!

Oh, and if you didn't pick it up before now…

*removes beard and beret, puts on glasses.*

April fool.

I couldn't help it. I'm sorry.

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