Hello everyone, welcome back to my story. Previously, we had Niko, Luis, Johnny, and Packie break into the IAA building to steal some data. They barely succeeded but they made it out alive. Currently, Niko is heading back to Solomon's studio for a debrief, only to find the people who stiffed his pay to be there as well. Read on to find out what happens in this parody of "Legal Trouble".
After almost getting killed by some of the most corrupt government agents in the country, all Niko wanted to was relax. The best way to do that for is to head back to Solomon's studio, since the filming of "Meltdown" was almost complete and there some final finishing touches that were needed to be done. As of now, Niko was heading up to Solomon's office. However, a certain somebody was behind the door.
"Hey Solomon." Niko said, opening the door.
"Hey Slick, how's it going?" Devin told him.
Looking up, Niko saw that Devin and Molly were in Solomon's office, sitting in some director's chairs and were presumably waiting for him.
"Devin, what the fuck are you doing here?!"
"Don't you remember? I own a share in this studio and the only reason you're working here is because of me."
"Whatever, do you have my money?!"
"Your payment will be distributed once it is ready." Molly told him, "Anyways, it's over now."
"What's over?!"
"This movie, Slick!"
"Wait?! We're not finished yet!"
"That's the point." Devin replied, "You see, if we pull the plug now, the investors, meaning us, will get a massive insurance payout! Good work on the movie though, it's just a shame no one will get to see it."
"Where's Solomon?" Niko grunted through his teeth.
At that moment, Solomon barged through the door, holding onto the film as well.
"Niko, they're fucking us! The suits!" Solomon said, pointing at them, "And they don't even wear suits! Wolves in turd's clothing!"
"Try not to take it too badly, Mr. Richards." Molly stated, getting up from her seat and trying to grab the film from him.
"Were you ever a human being?"
"Look, people used to like films." Devin interjected, "Now, they like what? Videoing themselves beating off on their iFruit phones. Don't blame me, I'm a very spiritual and I feel badly about this! However, evolution is evolution. Molly."
"Can I take the film now Mr. Richards?" Molly asked, "My plane leaves in 25 minutes."
"Can't you at least let me finish the picture. After that, do whatever you want!" Solomon pleaded.
"I'm afraid that our timetable doesn't allow for that. Goodbye Mr. Richards." She replied, taking the film and walking out the door.
"Where the fuck is she going!" Niko asked angrily.
"She is taking the only copy offshore, somewhere nice and discreet."
"Niko, could you do something?!" Solomon pleaded.
Niko looked at his boss, then at Devin, who was giving him a smug smile. Without warning, Niko walked up, punched Devin a couple times in the face and stomach before, finishing him off with a roundhouse kick, knocking him to the floor.
"I finally manage to move up in this country and finally get to do something besides being a lowly criminal. And now that's being taken away, you think I'm going to take it sitting down?" He questioned menacingly, "No, so fuck that and fuck you! I'm a producer! No one fucks with my film!" Niko yelled, running out of the office.
Running out of the studio, Niko ended up in the outside parking lot. Thankfully, there were some sports cars there and they were all unlocked. Hopping into one close by the exit, Niko hit the gas and began to drive to the airport, trying to catch up to Molly to make her give up the film. As he was doing so, Devin called him.
"Slow it down Slick! You're not thinking!"
"Fuck you! You have no right to talk!" Niko retorted.
"Don't do this Slick! Think for one moment!" Devin replied, "Molly's got a police escort, she's on her way to my personal hanger, and security at the airport work for me!"
"Do you think I'm scared?" Niko taunted, "I'm getting that film back in anyway I can!"
"Molly's highly strung. She's not going to stop when some crazed killer is chasing after her!"
"Hey, that's not who I am… today. Look, I just want the movie!"
"Slow down and use your brain! Fun time is over." Devin said finally, hanging up.
As their call ended, Niko found out that he was almost close to the airport. However, he could hear through the police radio that LSPD units have been sent to escort Molly. Sure enough, as he took a small shortcut to catch up with her, he could see LSPD units following Molly's car.
"Ms. Shultz, there is no need to panic." A LSPD officer said through the loudspeaker, "The LSPD are here to escort you to the hanger."
However, Molly wasn't listening as she was driving as fast as she could to get away from Niko, leading the LSPD units to start pursuing. Thankfully, their sights were set on Molly and meant Niko was pretty much undetectable. As the pursuit went on, Molly passed the hanger and went on to the runway, causing a passing oil tanker to explode.
"Jebi га!" Niko exclaimed, swerving to avoid the wreckage.
As the pursuit went on, a police car got caught in an airplane's turbine, causing it to be sent flying backwards. Eventually, they got to another part of the airport, where some more LSPD cars joined the pursuit. All the time, the officers were attempting to get Molly to stop. However, the requests fell on deaf ears, since Molly kept the high speed pursuit up.
Pulling onto another runway, Niko heard the sounds of a plane coming in. Sure enough, a airplane was coming in to land but was having some difficulty setting down, due to the pursuit going on. It eventually did but it took out two police cars with its turbines, sending them backwards, with one heading for Niko.
"говно!" He swore, barely missing the exploding cop car.
Another plane touched down, taking out some more LSPD cars. In the end the only people pursuing Molly were two remaining LSPD cars and Niko. One of the police cars spun out and became incapacitated. Following the last LSPD car, Niko found out that he was being led behind Devin's hanger. Soon, the pursuit came to an end, as the last LSPD car crashed and blew up. Molly then got out of her car, grabbed the film, and made her way through the backdoor of the hanger, with Niko following behind her.
"He's a psychopath! Stop him!" Molly shouted.
"Molly! Stop!" Niko yelled as he chased her.
As Niko followed Molly, he eventually saw that she was running into the path of a active airplane turbine.
"Molly, look out!" Niko told her, trying to warn her.
However, she ignored him and continued to run. However, she eventually got caught in the turbine, which pulled her back and shredded her to bits. Niko only had a look of pity instead of disgust, considering he seen the horrors of the Bosnian War first hand and that Molly's gruesome death had no affect on him. Anyways, Niko quickly slid under the turbine, snatching up the film in the process. Now, Niko knew that he had to make his way out of there.
Since the LSPD were coming in hot and it would be difficult to get out by the ground. As a result, Niko hopped into a nearby plane and got it ready. Although the takeoff was shaky and difficult due to the police presence, Niko managed to take off into the skies.
"None of this had to do with me!" Niko shouted at the officers, as he took off.
Flying away from the airport, police attention eventually waned and Niko breathed a sigh of relief. With the movie back in his hands, Niko called Solomon.
"Niko, what happened, I was watching the news and they said that the legal counsel was involved in a high speed pursuit!" Solomon told him.
"About that, I managed to get the film back but Molly got sucked into a jet engine."
"Seriously? Oh lord, that's horrible!"
"Yeah, the movie's safe though."
"You seriously believed that analog thing?"
"What?"
"We had backups everywhere, I mean, we're shooting this film on green screen for god sakes."
"Wait, so this whole thing was pointless?!" Niko asked, baffled, "You could've told me!"
"I'm sorry, I thought you knew!" Solomon replied, "Look, the edit's nearly done. I say we get it out before these guys screw us over again!"
"What are you saying?"
"I say we greenlight a premiere!" Solomon told him, "That way, it'll stop those jerk offs from screwing with us again."
"Alright, sounds like a good plan." Niko replied, "Would it be okay if I invited my family?"
"Of course, it's the least I could do." Solomon replied, hanging up.
With the call finished, Niko noticed that one of the engines were smoking, presumably from the gunfire that he took from the police. Locking the controls, Niko put on a parachute that was by the seat. As he was preparing to jump out, Niko noticed the film reel on the floor. Debating if he should take it or not, Niko decided not to, since it was pointless and the film reel caused more than enough problems already. Jumping out and pulling the ripcord, Niko watched as the plane crashed into a hillside and exploded.
And that's the end of that, thanks for reading this chapter. Also, happy Valentine's Day to you folks out there. Hope your day was good, I spent mine writing this. Next time, Niko is going to get into a three way shootout, with some buddies of his backing him up. Check back later for the parody of "The Wrap Up". Thanks 4 Reading, Lt-RexCole out.