Title: WARNING!
Rating: K
Summary: Exactly what it says on the package.
Pairings: None.
The Doctor was standing on top of the world.
He grinned as he closed his eyes to the mortal world, his hands on his hips, never feeling more alive than now. The world was his playground – he could do anything, go anywhere, be anyone he wanted…
He took in a deep lungful of air, arms rising from his sides and into the air as he slowly built up momentum, cape rustling as he launched up, up, up, towards the sky…
Thud!
"OW!" the Doctor yelled as he hit the TARDIS floor with smack, eyes snapping open to find Rose standing tall above him.
"Doctor…" Rose began, holding up the plastic bag his brand new superman costume had arrived in. "Read the packaging…"
WARNING: This costume does not enable you to fly
The Doctor stared at her for a moment, sticking his thumb in his mouth before finally bursting into tears.