Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Ships that don't exist:

Jackunzel

Jerida

Hijack

Merricup

Meripunzel

Hiccunzel

Sincerely, the highly annoyed and noncomplying "Big Four", once again


Sorry if I got some of the ship names wrong.

Thanks to everyone for this idea –– I basically took all your requests for pairings and blended them together because I'm lazy and want to get back to reading The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, which I just bought from the library yesterday on my book spree! Who doesn't love book sprees? :)