One Hundred Stupid Things That People Do
38. Mow the carpet
It was a peaceful day in the Varia mansion. The walls are sound-proof so the killings that happened nearby aren't heard by the residents of the mansion.
Either that or they blatantly ignored it.
Cough.
So, it was a boring day for the Varia officers.
Because if there's peace, there's no fun.
But, alas!
Fran created a disruption.
Again.
"VOI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS TIME, BRAT?!"
Fran tilted his head to the side and gestured at the lawn mower, "I'm mowing."
There was a pause as Squalo twitched.
Lussuria arrived at the scene and gasped, "What did you do with the carpet, Fran?"
And lo, and behold.
The carpet looked like something Mink has played with.
Meaning, it got burned, scratch and deformed.
And what does little Fran has to say for himself?
"Oh."
And he disappeared in a mist.
"BRAAT!"
A/N: Yaaay for Varia! Prompts will be done starting on chapter 40 :) So keep the requests coming.
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