There's a special talk show at the end, so make sure you read it!
Chapter 37: A Big Fight in Robot City! Smashers vs. Robot Masters!
Last time, we ended chapter with the Smashers about to confront the Robot Masters created by Dr. Wily. "I will blow you all away!" said Cloudman as he flew up high into the air. Strong wind began to appear around him in circles and it eventually turned into a large cyclone!
"Whoa! This wind is strong!" said Snake.
"We're getting sucked in!" cried Samus.
When the cyclone is large enough, Cloudman sent it flying at the Smashers and the cyclone sucked them in and tossed them around in circles. "Whoa! I'm flying!" said Dedede. "At last, penguins can fly!"
"This isn't time to be rejoicing!" cried Samus.
The cyclone suddenly disappeared and the Smashers were all tossed in different directions. "Looks like they're separated," said Burstman.
"We'll go after them one on one then! Let's go!" said Freezeman.
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Snake wasn't tossed very far; he only landed a few yards away from his original location. "Damn… That hurts…" He saw three of the Robot Masters taking off, but Cloudman flew at him instead.
"I'll deal with you!" he said. The cloud underneath him emitted electricity and fired a thunder beam.
"Whoa!" Snake leaped back quickly to avoid getting zapped by the beam, and then side stepped to avoid the second beam.
"You're not running anywhere!" Cloudman emitted more electricity from the cloud and shot out an even larger bolt of electricity.
Snake was able to avoid it rolling aside, but he accidentally tripped on a piece of debris and fell to the ground, where he was left wide open to another thunder beam. "YAAAA!"
"Haha! I got you! Now I'll give you some good ramming!" Cloudman flew down and went towards Snake at a fast speed and readied to charge him down.
"Iron Shoes!" Snake quickly tapped his feet together and an iron covering appeared around his shoes, and he thrust a kick forward and landed the metallic shoe into Cloudman's body and kicked him backwards.
"Oof! Didn't see that coming! It's not going to happen the second time!"
"Take this!" Snake got out a machine gun and fired at Cloudman's body, and though the bullets bounced off his body, they pushed him back with each shot.
"Ow! Ow! My body isn't as tough as the others, but peashooters like that cannot defeat me!" said Cloudman. "Take this! Thunder Bolt!" He rose into the air and fired out an electric ball at Snake.
Snake quickly rolled behind a piece of rock and avoided the electric ball, but the explosion when it hit the street was so powerful that the rock was blown away! "That's some high voltage electricity!"
"Haha! I have the power of the weather with me!" said Cloudman. "You think you can fight against weather?"
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Elsewhere…
Dedede got up and rubbed his butt after landing from a rough fall. "Ow! Those people don't know how to treat a king! I will teach them a lesson!" He noticed the shadow underneath him getting bigger, and he looked up to see Junkman falling down on him. "Eeks!" And he jumped away before he got crushed.
"I found you!" said Junkman. "I will tear you into pieces and you shall join the junkyard!"
"For mistreating the king, you will be the one joining the junkyard instead!" said Dedede, holding his hammer up and ready to fight.
"Die!" Junkman dashed forward and swung his massive claw-like left arm at him. Dedede countered the attack by swinging his hammer, but Junkman has much more powerful than Dedede and the king was pushed back by the force of the attack.
"Ow!"
Junkman charged forward and tried to crush his head against the wall. Dedede acted fast and the back end of his hammer opened to reveal a jet engine, and he immediately swung the jet-powered hammer at the robot. "Jet Hammer!"
The hammer collided with the arm of the robot, and the force was powerful enough to block the robot's devastating punch and the attacks cancelled out each other.
"That was a surprising attack there, but this is where it ends!" said Junkman. He lifted up his left arm and slammed it down on Dedede, but the king jumped up really high into the air higher than anyone can imagine. "What!"
As Dedede fell back down, he slammed the Jet Hammer onto Junkman's head from above and smashed him face first onto the ground.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
Dedede landed from his jump and laughed. "Hahahaha! Now you know who is the strongest!"
Junkman got up again and glared at him angrily. "Why you!" He picked up a piece of junk on the ground and tossed it at Dedede.
Dedede opened his mouth and caught the junk with it, and then spit it out again. The velocity of the junk when spit out was so great that it knocked back Junkman a couple of steps when it hit his body. "Ow!"
"Ha! No matter what you do to the king, you can never succeed!"
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DK found himself on top of a building. "Ouch… That was a wild flight! I got tossed all the way up here!"
Suddenly, Freezeman jumped up to the top of the building and landed before him. "I found someone at last! You shall freeze to death under my freezing powers!"
"An enemy! I'll get you!" said DK, getting into fighting stance.
"Freeze Cracker!" Freezeman lifted up his hand and a piece of ice appeared in his palm, and he threw it at DK.
DK threw a punch forward to break the ice, but when the ice came in contact with his fist, it not only shattered but also encased his hand in ice. "What the!"
"Whatever my Freeze Cracker touches will be frozen in ice!" explained Freezeman. "It was foolish of you to try and punch it open just now! Serves you right!" He tossed another ice ball on the floor before him and it turned into a trail of ice leading to DK. Jumping onto the ice trail, Freezeman skated forward and shoulder bashed DK hard and knocked him back.
"Ugh!"
"Freeze Cracker!" Freezeman tossed more ice balls at DK, and they turned into 'ice patches' when it hit his body.
"Ow! It's so cold that it hurts!" cried DK. He hit the frozen parts of his body hard and broke them into pieces to thaw himself out.
"It's no use! Take them all!" Freezeman threw more ice balls at DK. DK quickly rolled aside and jumped around to avoid getting hit, but when the ice balls hit the floor, they froze up and made the surface slippery, and DK slipped on them and fell.
"Ouch!"
"Haha! You're dead, gorilla!" Freezeman skated over to the fallen DK and kicked him in the stomach hard and made him roll across the building and he fell off the edge.
"Ahhhhhh!"
"Hahaha! I win!" laughed Freezeman.
But he was wrong; DK grabbed onto a balcony as he fell and pulled himself back up. He leaped onto the top of the building again and pounced at Freezeman while he was gloating over himself, and was able to punch him in the face hard.
POW!
Ow! How dare you!" growled Freezeman angrily.
"I'm going serious on you this time!" said DK.
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Samus and Burstman are somewhere in the ruins of the city, firing energy shots at each other. Samus was both busy firing and shooting, but Burstman didn't bother avoiding her shots at all and took them all to his body. "Haha! That doesn't hurt at all!" said Burstman.
"This guy is crazy!" she thought. "Either he enjoys hurting himself or it's that my shots really aren't doing anything to him!"
"Eat these!" Burstman fired several yellow round bombs at Samus, and they stuck to the debris around her and began to flash.
"Oh no!" she gasped. But before she could escape, the bombs exploded and engulfed her.
"Hahaha! How do you like that? They are made from special exploding chemicals!"
When the yellow smoke cleared, Samus was nowhere to be seen.
"Looks like she is blown to pieces!"
Unknown to Burstman, Samus morphed into a ball and rolled away before she got blasted, and she carefully sneaked up to him and planted a couple of bombs. She then rolled to far away and turned back to normal. "Here I am!"
"Ah, there you are! I knew you wouldn't fall so fast!" said Burstman. Then the bombs planted underneath him exploded and blasted his feet. "Ow! What the!"
"Now's my chance! Super Missile!" Samus fired a missile at Burstman and it exploded upon hitting his body.
BAAAAAAANG!
"Yes!"
"Haha! That felt good! But it's not enough to take on me!" laughed Burstman as he revealed himself to be unharmed.
"What the!"
"Now's my turn! Danger Wrap!" He fired several large bubbles at Samus, and when one of the bubbles touched her, she found herself trapped inside it!
"What's this!"
"These bubbles are made from explosive chemicals too, and they will explode shortly after something is trapped inside!"
Samus noticed the bubble starting to turn bright, signaling that it's going to explode. "Oh no!" Before she could do anything, the bubble exploded with her inside. "AAAAAAUGGGGGGH!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
She fell the ground and landed painfully, but managed to struggle herself back on foot.
"You have strong resistance like me!" said Burstman. "This will be a fun battle to last!"
"I'm not planning to drag this fight all day with you!" said Samus angrily.
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"Haha! Freeze up!" said Freezeman as he skated around DK. The whole rooftop of the building has been frozen for the robot to skate around. Only the spot DK is standing on is unfroze. He threw an ice ball at DK, who ducked underneath to avoid it, but he was hit by the second one and fell back and slid along the frozen floor.
"Whoa!"
"Haha! Freezeman skated towards DK and kicked him across the slippery surface and he bumped the side of the building and bounced away like a hockey puck.
"Waaaaaaaa!"
DK finally came to a stop when he slid to the other side and grabbed onto the edge. "I must do something about this frozen floor so that I won't slip!" He lifted up his hands and slammed it onto the surface very hard, shattering the ice and returning the floor to normal.
"Oh no you don't!" Freezeman hurled another ice ball at him and it hit DK in his right hand and froze it.
"Oh no!"
Freezeman skated at him and struck him in the face and sent him sliding across the roof again, where he hit the other side and stopped. "Ha! There's no way you can defeat me! You're dead now!"
DK slowly got up and tried not to slip on the icy floor. "I'm angry now! I'll show the heat of my anger!" He began to wind up his right arm in circles at very fast speed.
"No matter what you do, you cannot hope to defeat me!"
DK continued to spin his arm, and the more he spun it, the redder its color turned and not to mention smoke coming out. "What the? Your arm is burning or what?" said Freezeman curiously. "Doesn't matter, because you're not going to get a chance to use whatever attack you just came up with! Freeze Cracker!" He created a large ice ball in his hand and threw it forward.
Right when the ice ball was about to hit him, DK stopped winding his arm and punched the ice ball and shattered into pieces, and surprisingly enough, his fist didn't freeze up! "What the!" gasped Freezeman as he was shocked to see DK's arm burning brightly like fire! "How did you do that!"
"By winding up my arm at a fast speed, I have used the friction in the air to heat me up!" he explained. "Now fire will take care of you! Hiya!" He touched the surface of the icy floor and the heat spread throughout the whole place, melting up the ice.
"What! How is that possible! I won't let you do this!" Freezeman threw an ice ball into the air and it broke into pieces and turned into various icicles that dropped down towards DK.
DK swung his fist upwards and even though he didn't hit the icicles directly, they still melted when the fist went underneath them due to the heat emitted.
"WHAT!"
DK ran at Freezeman with his burning fist pulled back and pounced at him and, together, they fell off the building and towards the street below.
"What are you doing!"
"Vulcan Punch!" DK delivered a burning punch into Freezeman's body and shot him to the street below as fast as falling meteor.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
A large crater was created as a result of Freezeman crashing down and a large hole on torn on his body. DK fell down and landed on his feet and his burning arm finally cooled down. "I won!" he exclaimed, and he pounded his chest and shouted in triumph.
One Robot Master down…
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Dedede and Junkman were clashing their attacks together. Dedede fought with the jet hammer and Junkman using his massive claw-like arm. Both sides were very strong and the attacks cancelled out each other. "This is getting nowhere!" said Junkman.
"Ha! You scared? Bow down to me and I'll consider forgiving you!"
Junkman jumped back several steps and lifted up a car that is next to him and hurled it at him. Dedede swung his hammer and smashed the car away before he got hit. "I told you there is nothing you can do to the king! You might as well ask for forgiveness before I change my mind!"
"You're the one who should be asking for forgiveness now! Earth Shaker!" Junkman jumped up really high into the air and came crashing back down extremely hard, so hard that he shook up the whole place and tore a fissure on the street too!
"Whoa!" The ground under Dedede opened up and he fell in, but the opening wasn't very big and he was too fat, so he got stuck. "I'm stuck!"
"Die!" Junkman jumped above Dedede and dropped on top of him.
"Stop it! In the name of the king, I command you to stop!"
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
They both crashed through the street and fell into the sewers. Junkman hopped off Dedede and laughed. "Haha! You're finished!"
"Ow… Good thing I have been doing royal trainings," said Deded as he sat up again and rubbed his head.
"I see that you have strong resistance. This should finish you!" Junkman leaped forward and slammed his claw into Dedede.
Dedede was going to hold up his hammer as a shield, but he realized that it wasn't in his hand. "Uh? Where's my hammer?"
Back to the top of the street, the hammer is lying there…
CRAAAAASH!
Dedede was hit hard and flew into the wall behind him, and they ended up inside a basement of some building. "Ouch! You're really pissing me off this time!" said Dedede angrily. "I will not forgive you even if you ask for one!"
"I never asked for one to begin with! Die!" Junkman slammed his claw forward again, but Dedede rolled aside fast and Junkman's arm smashed into an electric box on the wall and got himself electrocuted in the process.
ZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Dedede used this opportunity to run up the stairs and out of the building, where he found his hammer again. "Here it is!"
Suddenly, the window of the building burst open and Junkman came jumping out again. "Why you!"
"You think I didn't take note of what happened to you just now?" said Dedede. "I know your weakness now and a way to implement it!"
"I don't care what you're going to do! You won't succeed!" Junkman ripped a street light off the sidewalk and swung it at him like a baseball bat. Dedede jumped up and landed on the light just as it went underneath him and broke it.
He quickly swung his hammer at a fire hydrant planted on the side and made water gush out in the direction of Junkman. "What's a little water going to do?" asked Junkman.
"Water conducts electricity!" Dedede swung at an electric pole and the whole thing fell down along with the wires.
"Uh? Oh no!" gasped Junkman. Before he could do something, the electric pole fell next to him but the wires landed on top of him, and because he is soaking wet from the water…
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Dyehehe! I use my brains sometimes for these kinds of stuffs!" boasted Dedede. "For violating the king, you shall be executed!"
Right when he was able to swing his hammer at Junkman, the Robot Master suddenly exploded.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
All that left of Junkman were pieces of junks and screws raining down onto the street. "That saves me the trouble of taking you out," said Dedede. He patted his stomach and laughed loudly. "Dyehehehehehe! You better not underestimate the king!"
Two Robot Masters down…
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Snake was busy running and hiding around the place as Cloudman fired several electric balls at him. "You cannot run from this forever! Hahahaha!" laughed Cloudman.
"Damn! If I cannot hide from it forever, then I'll take you down to end this madness!" said Snake. He got out a rocket launcher and fired a missile at Cloudman.
"You think something slow like that can hit me?" Cloudman flew to the side and the missile went pass him safely. "Miss!"
"Not quite!" Snake got out a controller and used it to turn the missile around.
But since Cloudman didn't know this, he got blasted in the back and fell to the street and bounced around. "YEOW! OW! OW! What happened just now!"
"Nikita Missiles are remote controlled!" explained Snake. "I can move them in any direction I want to and I can use this monitor on the controller to tell where it is too! As long as it doesn't go too far from me, it's always under my control! Try some again!" And he fired another missile.
Cloudman quickly flew into the sky to avoid the missile, but Snake steered it upwards to go after him. "Stop following me!" cried Cloudman as he flew around to run from the missile.
"You can run but you can't hide!"
"Take this!" Cloudman fired a thunder ball at the missile, but Snake steered it away from the path of the ball and the missile continued to go for Cloudman. "Argh! If I cannot destroy it, then I'll get you instead!" Cloudman fired a thunder ball at Snake, who unfortunately didn't see it coming and got zapped.
"YEOW!"
"Haha! Now you… AHH!"
BANG!
Cloudman was blasted by the missile and fell to the street again. "Heheh! Looks like you got careless!" said Snake. "Even if the controller is interrupted, the missile will stray off on its own and hit random stuffs. Guess you must be really unlucky to get hit by the wandering missile!"
Cloudman is very angry now. "That does it! I'll blow you to your death!" He flew up high and wind appeared around him and took form of a powerful cyclone that sucked up everything. "Get sucked up!"
"Oh no!" Snake couldn't run in time and he got sucked into the cyclone and was tossed around and around. "Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Hahaha! I'll make you dizzy until you vomit before hurling you to your death!" said Cloudman.
During the midst of being blown around, Snake accidentally pulled the trigger of the launcher and shot out the missile, which was really lucky to hit Cloudman from below.
BAAAAANG!
"YAAAAAAAA!" Cloudman was blown off from the air again, causing the cyclone to halt, and everything sucked up by it fell to the street, including Snake.
"Ugh! How dare you!" said Cloudman angrily as he tried to crawl away.
"You really drove me dizzy…" said Snake as he tried to gain his balance standing up. "But I can still see you and get you like a snake!" He pointed the launcher at Cloudman and fired at him.
Though the missile wasn't a direct hit, it struck the ground next to Cloudman and blew him away with the explosion.
BANG!
"Augh! Don't! My body is very vulnerable to explosives!" he cried. "Don't use them against me!"
"Telling your enemy your weakness isn't a good idea, is it?"
"Argh! I'll kill you for real this… AUGH!
BAAAAAAANG!
Snake shot another missile right into body and blew him backwards, and his body was damaged severely. "No… I will die at this rate… Must retreat…" Cloud generated under Cloudman's body and he began to take off.
Snake quickly ran up to him and jumped pass him. "Checkmate."
"What did you?"
Snake turned around and got out a remote control with a single button. "In case you didn't know, I just planted a C4 onto your shoulder."
Cloudman looked at his shoulder and saw a butterfly-shaped plastic explosive there.
"And if I press this button, it'll go off with a bang."
"Wait! Don't!" cried Cloudman. Snake didn't listen to him and went ahead and pressed the button.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
And Cloudman was blown to pieces.
Snake wiped his forehead and let off a sigh of relief. "Mission complete…"
Three Robot Masters down…
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Samus was still firing shots as Burstman, but they don't seem to be damaging him at all. "Fire everything you've got!" said Burstman with delight. "You cannot scratch me!"
"I can't believe he can withstand everything!" said Samus. "He has to have a weakness!"
"Is that the best you can do? I'll show you how it's done!" Burstman aimed and fired a large plasma shot. Samus leaped aside to avoid it and in panic, she accidentally fired an ice beam.
The ice beam struck Burstman and he was blasted backwards and frost covering appeared on his body. "Heheh… Now that actually stings a bit," he said. "You're getting better."
"Uh? The ice beams works on him? I rarely use this because it mostly has no effect on mechanical enemies…" thought Samus.
"My turn now!" Burstman fired bubbles at Samus again, and she jumped and ran around to avoid them.
After avoiding them, Samus fired a rapid burst of ice beams at Burstman.
Burstman took the shot to himself and didn't bother to avoid it, and his body was freezing up at a fast speed too. "Augh! You better not have too much fun with what you're doing!" He pointed his arm cannon into the air and shot out several yellow balls that rained down everywhere and latched onto various stuffs, and they exploded.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Yaaaaaaa!" Samus wasn't able to escape in time and was engulfed by the explosion. When the explosion cleared, she is kneeling down on her knee and her suit is beginning to short circuit.
"Looks like you're reaching your limit," said Burstman. "Such a pity… I wanted to have more fun from you!"
"You want fun? Here is your fun!" Samus pointed her arm cannon forward and the tip of the arm cannon opened and glowed in bright blue light. "Missile Diffusion!" And she shot out a larger than usual missile. The missile struck Burstman and exploded in a blast of ice and frost.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
After the explosion, the area around Burstman was covered in frost and ice, and the Robot Master himself remained standing still. Samus's power suit finally reached its limit, and it broke down into pieces, leaving her with her zero suit. By the way, she has her hair down straight and no ponytail, because I like her that way more. "It's over, I guess…" she said.
"Hehehe… Good going…" said Burstman weakly. Samus stared in horror as the robot began to move again. "That was a lot of fun… But…" He slowly lifted up his arm cannon, but he arm broke off from his body and fell to the ground. "But I think that's the end of it this time… Let's hope we have something like… this… if we… ever… meet… a… gain…" And he collapsed onto the ground.
"Phew… It's really over now…" she said as she knelt onto the ground in exhaustion. "I wonder how the others are doing."
All four Robot Masters are down…
TO BE CONTINUED
I did all I can in this chapter. Hope it turns out satisfying!
GAME2002 TALK SHOW
Game2002: I'd like to do something different here. I'm going take a random part from this story and try to convert it into various different styles and see what result it will come up with. For simplicity, I'm going to make them script styles. If you like it, I will make more of these kinds! Just read on and see!
Excerpt from chapter 16…
Original
Buggy: WHAT DOES EVERYONE HAVE AGAINST MY LITTLE BROTHER!
Wario: Your big red nose reminds me of a certain ugly clown I've met inside a music box world!
Buggy: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY BIG RED NOSE!
Wario: Your nose is so big and so red that it reminded me of another ugly clown that I know! It makes me want to beat up another clown right this moment!
Buggy: DIE!
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Now for some changes…
Shakespearean style
Buggy: What hath thy citizen hath with thy family jewel of mine?
Wario: Thine nose reminds me of the fiendish jester I met upon the world of the musical container.
Buggy: What has doth spoken of thine crimson nose of thy greatest?
Wario: Thine nose is such a size and so crimson like the blood that thy reminds me of the foul fiendish jester. Such sight makes thy want to beateth up a jester with haste!
Buggy: May death come upon thee!
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L33t style
Buggy: OMG! WTF j00 b1tch w17h m4 PEN13!
Wario: J00 n00Z DABIGFATMOTHERF---ING CL0WNZ IN MA PANTS!
Buggy: STFU! WHATCH00 S4Y N00BZ! Lololololol!
Wario: j00 SUCKDICKMOTHERF---ER! j00 N00Z M4K3Z ME BEATDALIVINGS---!
Buggy: OMYF---ING j00!
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Babelfish Translation from Japanese style
Buggy: Something which does everyone the sibling where I am small have vis-�-vis!
Wario: The largely red nose meets in the world of the music box, the scurvy buffoonery teacher were it is made to remember to I've me!
Buggy: About the nose where something which you said me is red largely!
Wario: The nose the extent which the already alone I have known made scurvy buffoonery teacher me remember very is large, is red! That me we would like to strike with respect to right of the buffoonery teacher this classified by time!
Buggy: Dies!
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AP Forums style
Buggy: What the f--- sh--- do you faggots have with my f---ing dick!
Wario: Your stupid f---ing nose reminds me of another asshole clown that I've met in a f---ing music box world!
Buggy: WHAT THE F---ING S--- DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FAT S--- RED NOSE!
Wario: Your nose is so full of failure and s--- that it reminds me of that ugly s--- ass clown that I know! It really makes me want to beat the living s--- out of an asshole of a clown now!
Buggy: F---ING DIE AND GO TO HELL!
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Courteous style
Buggy: May I inquire what is it that ladies and gentlemen have with the private part of mine?
Wario: The nose of yours reminds me of an adversary that hails from the kingdom within the music box.
Buggy: Excuse me, my kind sir, but have you said about the nose of mine?
Wario: Your nose is so big and red that it reminds me of an old adversary. Thinking of him makes one disappointed and upset that I would very well use violence on someone like him.
Buggy: Please rest in peace, sir.
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Poor grammar style
Buggy: What do everyone has with my more little brother!
Wario: You're big red nose reminded me. Of a certain clowns that I has met in a music box worlds.
Buggy: What do you said about my bigger, and redder nose!
Wario: Your nose are so biggest, and redder that it reminded me of another clown that I do know. Thinking of it. Made me want to beaten another clown right that moment!
Buggy: Dead!