NO OWN! Except for the fic itself, and the 'song' lol.
Inspired by: WWE DUH
"Hello. I wrote a new song." Batista said, while standing on a stage. "It's my tribute to all of my best friends."
Sighs here and there, a few snickers and a few people just staring, wondering what had gotten into the Animal.
"I will play the piano and sing it for you."
Batista sat down behind a piano and sighed.
"This is 'Tribute, a true story'." He said.
He started playing.
"Stone Cold is the coolest,
he dances like a doll.
Taker is the creepiest,
he's coming for my soul.
The Glamazon is sexy,
she's as pretty as the stars.
Cena is the most annoying,
he gave me many scars.
Oh the tribute, it's all a true story,
my friends, they are the best.
I wish they wouldn't fight this much,
and put me to tha test.
Mr. Kennedy is just too loud,
he only yells at me.
Stone Cold is still the coolest,
'cause he has a metal knee.
The Big Show is the largest,
and most intimidating of them all,
but he's also the one that when I'm sad,
I will definitely call.
Kane is the biggest criminal,
he steals everything he sees,
but he could not hold a candle,
to Stone Cold with his metal knees.
Oh the tribute, it's all a true story,
my friends, they are the best.
I wish they wouldn't fight this much,
and put me to tha test.
Oh and Big Daddy V, Viscera,
I see a hero in you,
'cause you're the largest lovemachine,
and I've experienced that's true
Oh the tribute, it's all a true story,
my friends, they are the best.
I wish they wouldn't fight this much,
and put me to tha test."
"Enough with the machines already!" Kane yelled annoyed. He got up stage aswell and grabbed Batista's microphone.
"I'm Kane and the only machine around,
If you don't agree I will burn you all down to the ground.
My brother will have your soul, I will steal your things,
and in the end it will be me who sings."
Batista smiled widely. Finally... "Ladies en gentlemen, Glen has found his inner talent!"