I flip through the air and land square on my back, T'challa still in his fighting stance.
"Ow." I mutter, standing up. "Jesus, do you treat Mandy like this?" I grumble, raising my fists.
"I go easy on her." He kicks, and I barely manage to dodge. "You, however, aren't her."
"Yeah no f-duh." I catch myself, and crack a smile. Metal latches itself to T'challa's legs, holding him in place. He swings his claws against the metal, slicing it to bits.
"Shit." He darts towards me, and I take off, the metal melting underneath my feet to allow me to glide over it.
"Man Ape!" I screech, the metal flying off my feet and latching onto T'challa's chest.
"What?" T'challa growls, slicing the metal to bits.
"You're slower than Man Ape!" I tease, sticking out my tongue.
I suddenly realize how big of a mistake I've just made.
He sprints towards me, knocking me back with a swift kick to the stomach.
"Am I interrupting something?" I glance up, Wanda standing in the doorway to the training room.
"Just me getting my ass kicked." I mutter, cracking a smile.
"I could come back later." Wanda offers.
"You weren't interrupting anything." T'challa grumbles, exiting the training room.
"What exactly did you do?" Wanda asks as I stand.
"Oh, just mention the guy who murdered his father. Nothing big." I reply, shrugging. Wanda is silent for a moment.
"You are not right in the head." She mutters.
"It's not the first time I've been told that today, probably won't be the last either."
We walk out of the training room and walk back into the main room.
"Where's Mandy?" I ask, glancing around the room.
"She went to speak to Professor X." Pietro announces.
"Oh, phew. I thought she was hanging out with-" I stop dead in my tracks when I see Peter glancing at me.
"With Magneto." I finish.
"Perhaps you could tell me something, Sara." Pietro offers.
"Sure man, what?" I ask.
"What happens to me in your universe? In the movies." Pietro asks.
"Oh…well, you see," I begin, biting my lips. "You get shipped." I announce.
"With who?" Pietro chuckles.
"Mjoilner."
"…..the Hammer?" Pietro asks, confused.
"Yeah. I ship it." I reply, shrugging.
"And who do you ship me with?" Wanda asks, letting out a chuckle.
"Well duh your husband." I reply, rolling my eyes.
"Who is that?" Wanda asks.
"No one in particular." I chuckle.
"By the way, question." Tony begins, letting out a sigh. "What was the whole 'killer robot' thing about with Mandy? Is that something that happened in your world ooooooor?"
"Oh you mean Ultron." I grumble, crossing my arms.
"Guess so. Who is he?" Tony asks.
"Your son. Granted Pym helped too but your sort of the daddy o' in the movie. In the comics, though, Pym is the big daddy."
Silence floats around the main room for a minute.
It's broken when Hawk Eye bursts out laughing.
"Hahahaahaha, oh my God, Stark," He laughs.
"Shut up Clint." Tony mutters, face palming.
"Pym and Me….have a son?" Tony gapes, glancing at me.
"Well not really like in that way, but you make a robot who kind of turns evil and tries to kill you and almost does but then you guys get back up with the power of teamwork and friendship and whatever the fuck. But in one timeline, your kids actually fight off Ultron and save the day. Clint's son is hot too." I explain, cracking a smile.
"I have a son?" Clint gapes.
"All of you guys do. Well, I mean, Wanda and Pietro aren't really there, and Bruce is still alive with Betty, so not everyone has kids. But the vast majority does. Like Pym and Wasp have a little son." I chuckle.
"You mentioned my son?" Clint offers.
"Yeah. He takes up the mantle of Hawk Eye and lives in Ultron's main base, leading an underground rebellion." I explain.
"What about my kid?" Tony asks.
"You don't get a kid. Black Panther's kid is awesome though. And Thor has a daughter who's, well, not my favorite character in that AU." I sigh.
"There really is an AU for everything, isn't there?" Tony mutters.
"Yup." I chuckle.
"So what about this Ultron guy, exactly?" Tony sighs, rolling his eyes.
"He's bad. Every time you kill him, he jut reloads himself up onto a different server, probably Tumblr." I explain. "Then he just waits for a empty Stark suit I guess and comes back. Last time he did, or at least that I saw in the movies, it was when Tony had his Iron Legion being repaired."
I glance at Clint, who is still laughing his ass off on the couch.
"I still can't get over the fact that those two had a kid, even if it wasn't in that way." Clint chuckles.
"Anyways where's Mandy?" I ask after a moment.
"She went to see X." Pietro explains.
"Oh well fuck that, I wanna go." I mutter, starting towards the lab.
"You sure that's a good idea?" Hawk Eye asks.
"Why wouldn't it be?" I reply, arching a brow.
"Maybe they're in the middle of something." Hawk Eye sighs.
"Then I'll be in the middle of them in the middle of something."
Well, Hawk Eye isn't wrong. Mandy is laying on some kind of theory bed, X sitting beside her.
"And how did that make you feel?" I say in my best X impression which sounds a lot like Bane. The Professor looks at me, confused.
"Right now? Like I'm lying on a bed." Mandy chuckles.
"Good, that means your brain is in the right place." I chuckle, continuing the poor attempt at my X voice.
"Anyways what exactly am I interrupting?" I ask after a moment.
"I was attempting to remove the mental barrier that I believe to be keeping her from showcasing her abilities." X explains.
"Uh…english? Do you speak it? Tu hablas espanol?" I sigh.
"That was horrible Spanish." Mandy comments.
"I was only in my first year of Spanish. Consider it good that I didn't say 'taco es el bibliotecha'." I chuckle, cracking a smile.
"….taco is the library?" Mandy mutters.
"Perhaps you're the one in need of a mental read….." X chuckles.
"Uuuuuh no way man. No minds except mine in my mind."
"That makes perfect sense." Mandy mutters, putting her hand on her chin.
"Besides the only thing that's in my head is, ya know, normal stuff. Like thoughts about Skyrim or whatever." I add. And arson. And murder. Oh second degree murder. No, no, first. First is more fun. And then there's always the ever present ships.
X's eyes go wide. "Did you just think something about…..arson?"
Fuck he's onto us. Abort mission! Call back the soldiers! They're going home! If home means going back to my imagination then yes they're going home!
"Oh my god." X mutters, face palming.
"What did she think?" Mandy asks. "Actually, you know what, I don't want to know." She quickly sits up and starts out the door.
"If you need me, I'm going to try to forget this ever happened. Thanks for the help, Professor, even if it, ya know, didn't do anything." Mandy sighs, exiting the room.
I look at X.
He looks at me.
"First degree murder, huh?" X chuckles.
I let out a nervous laugh, and quickly rush after Mandy.
Note to self: put up mental walls. Got that, self? Yeah man I got that. Oh sweet. By the way catch the game last night? What the fuck you know we don't watch sports. Right…catch the update last night? Oh fuck you.
"Gotta stop talking to myself. Looks like I'm losing it." I mutter.
Welp, Sara's plotting someone's murder. I think. Oh, well, can't be that bad. I'm thinking a song might be in the next chapter, I just have to figure out which one. Let me know what you think in the reviews!