Princess Peach was sitting on the front of the Great Fox, of which was sailing through outer space as she let out a rank, brassy fart, sighing of relief as she smiled, both of her hands on her face.
"The best part about farting in space..." Peach admitted as she leaned forward and let loose and even brassier fart. "...No one can smell it!"
As Peach continued stinking up the exterior of the Gray Fox, Fox McCloud groaned in annoyance as he was trying to concentrate, with Peach's big butt shooting out tuba like flatulent emissions that vibrated the entire ship like an earthquake.
"Ugh... I hate it when she does that!" Fox stated in annoyance as he shook her head. "Can't she just be a normal princess and hold it in?"
"She can't." Bowser Junior responded as he was cleaning up his Koopa Klown kar. "Because she's so peachy."
"...First of all, that doesn't make sense." Falco Lombardi responded as he walked into the control room, pointing at Bowser Jr. "Second, what are you doing here? This place is for Smashers!"
"Precisely!" Bowser Jr. exclaimed as he jumped into his Koopa Klown Kar and fired off a cannonball, which hit Falco right in the gut as it blasted the anthropomorphic blue falcon to the back of the control room, injuring him greatly. "All right! I got this baby fixed up perfectly!"
Suddenly, the entire Great Fox felt a huge weight as Peach got bigger from eating a super mushroom, the blonde pink clad princess releasing a thunderous fart so brassy it caused alarms to go off.
"Oh my, excuse me!" Peach giggled innocently as she blushed, holding her hands together as she smiled while dropping big, brassy butt blasts of gas, "I think I need to buy some clean new underwear again!"
And of course, everyone inside the Great Fox groaned in annoyance. Well, nearly everyone, anyway.