Chapter 38, Louds Visit and Olaughlinhunter's Kidnapping
It was the Monday following the Thanksgiving holiday, and before everybody saw to returning to their regular routines of work, school, and play, Boris Yeltsin, Sovietlollipop, and Dbug27 decided to take the gang out for breakfast at Boris Yeltsin's favorite spot in town to dine, the iHop, as he is totally obsessed with breakfast foods, as seen by his many questions he's been asking about them as of late in the last few chapters of this story. The Pickles, Wehrenbergs, Finsters, DeVilles, and Barrows all met up with the trio of authors very early that morning. Sadly, King Peter Albany of the Confederacy wasn't able to join them, and everybody would learn soon enough about what was keeping him. Everybody saw to getting a table at the restaurant, and went around and saw to ordering their food. However, before the waitress came to take their order, Boris Yeltsin spoke up and asked his first question.
"I have a question for the adults, if you have meat at breakfast, what do you prefer? I prefer either sausages or bacon." Boris Yeltsin asked.
Lucky for Boris Yeltsin, the adults putting in their orders answered his question. Everybody of course ordered pancakes, but it was the sides they ordered with the pancakes that perked Boris Yeltson's curiosity the most.
"Stu and I will have the sausage links with our pancakes." Didi said to the waitress.
"Charlotte and I will have bacon." Drew said to the waitress.
"Make mine a double sausage patty." Betty said.
"And I'll have some strips of bacon." Howard added.
"Kira and I will have the sausage links too please." Chas said.
"I would like to hold the sides please?" Celeste requested.
"I agree with Celeste, I'd like to hold on the sides too and just have the pancakes." Lucy said.
"I'll take some bacon with mine." Randy said.
"I'll take a sausage patty." Dana said.
"And I'd like the sausage links please." Laura added.
"Lou and I will have bacon." Lulu said.
"And Minka and I will hold on the sides." Boris said.
Once everybody had their orders and enjoyed their breakfast for a few minutes, Boris Yeltsin went on to ask his other questions, since he still had the floor at this point.
"Another question for both, the adults and kids, do you remember, or, have you heard of the game show Legends of the Hidden Temple?" Boris Yeltsin asked.
Everybody at the table shook their heads no.
"Hmmm, wasn't there some new movie of the same name coming out over Thanksgiving weekend? When I asked Peter to watch the boys on Saturday night while Stu and I went out to do our Christmas and Chanukah shopping, he thought about watching it with the kids." Didi remarked.
"Hmmm." Boris Yeltsin said, putting a finger up to his lips, as he turned over towards Tommy and Dil, who were working on their blueberry and banana pancakes.
"Me and Dilly falled asleep." Tommy replied in between bites of his pancakes, in a disappointed tone of voice.
"I take it you didn't have a very good weekend, did you Tommy and Dil." Boris Yeltsin said.
Tommy and Dil shook their heads with frowns on their faces.
"So, got anymore questions for us Boris Yeltsin?" Didi asked.
"Sure do. Question for the adults, have the dogs ever gotten into foods they aren't supposed to get into? I ask becauseI saw this funny video of a dog that somehow got into a dish of butter." Boris Yeltsin asked.
"I remember. It happened before Tommy was born when Spike was still a puppy. I left a bowl of grapes out on the edge of the table. The next morning, I stumbled sleepily into the kitchen to find several grapes on the floor, and Spike having trouble breathing. The stem was lodged in his throat. Luckily we got him to the vets in time, and after that, Didi didn't leave me to put the food away after dinner." Stu explained.
"And let's not forget when Spiffi got into the potato salad at our last barbecue." Didi remarked.
"The bowl fell off the table and more of it ended up on his head than inside him." Stu added.
"He looked so funny wearing the bowl as a hat." Didi added, the couple having a good laugh over the event.
"Oh that's nothing. Pepper is a wild one when it comes to food. Her favorite being, untoasted bread." Chas said in between fork fulls of his breakfast.
"Don't leave the unopened package on the counter, she'll eat everything, wrapper included." Kira added.
"Luckily, Fifi has never gotten into any of the food, but she's probably only trying to set a good example for her daughter." Chas commented.
Kira nodded her head in agreement.
"Wow! Very interesting. And that bit with Spiffi and the salad bowl was hilarious. Let's see… I have a question for Chas. In a few episodes, or at least one, you seem to be interested in Chess. What got you interested in the game in the first place?" Boris Yeltsin asked.
Chas finished the last of the pancake on his plate before answering Boris Yeltsin's question.
"Well, when I was in high school, I had no desire to play sports, so I joined the Ches club. I did so well with my first game, that I was made captain of the team immediately, and I guess, as I continued to win the tournaments at my school, my love of the game just, grew on me." Chas explained.
"Wow cool!" Boris Yeltsin said, turning his attention away from the adults over to the toddlers, who were all covered in syrup at this point.
"Hi Boris Yeltsin." Lil said.
"Hi Lil." Boris Yeltsin replied.
"Gots any questions for us Boris Yeltsin?" Phil asked.
"Sure do. A question for you, Lil, and Chuckie. How do you think the episode Little Dude might have been different if all 4 of you had been in it, not just Tommy?" Boris Yeltsin asked.
"Hmmm." Phil, Lil, and Chuckie all said in unison, as they sat back in their chairs at the restaurant and thought about an answer to his question for a few minutes.
"Well, me and Lillian would have probably fought over who should change our diapers firstest." Phil said.
"Would not Phillip." Lil argued.
"Would too Lillian." Phil argued.
"Phillip, we're arguing about it right now." Lil commented.
"Oh yeah." Phil muttered, looking down at the floor in embarrassment.
"And I would have probably tried to stop Tommy from wandering off from those ladies who wanted to look after us after that class ended." Chuckie commented.
"Very typical." Boris Yeltsin said.
"So, gots anymore questions for us?" Kimi asked.
"Nope not today. From now on, I'm only going to ask five questions per chapter, since it's obvious that my overflow of questions over the last three chapters or so has more or less, turned off a lot of our loyal fans from this story, because I've hogged up all of the space for myself." Boris Yeltsin commented.
"Well I have a question for Angelica. What did you eat before you threw up in Chuckie Loses his Glasses?" Sovietlollipop asked.
Angelica finished the bite of chocolate-chip pancake she was chewing and swallowing before answering Sovietlollipop's question.
"Well, before I had to go spend that rainy afternoon with those dumb babies, my daddy fed me lunch. A hot turkey sandwich with melted cheese, chips, and apple slices and a glass of cranberry juice. He told me if I finished my lunch, he'd take me out for ice cream after we finished for the afternoon at uncle Stu and aunt Didi's if I was good. Well I finished my lunch, but never got my ice cream, all because I threw up my lunch thanks to Finster's stupid glasses." Angelica griped angrily.
"Well Angelica, if you hadn't taked my glasses during Hide and go Peak in the firstest place, maybe you wouldn't have throwed up." Chuckie remarked.
Angelica glared at the redhead and growled, just as the waitress came over with the bill, as everybody was more or less, finished with their breakfast at this point, and ready to see to paying for their meal. They all saw to paying, before dropping the kids off for the day at Peter's castle while they all went off to work and school. However, while Boris Yeltsin, Dbug27, and Sovietlollipop enjoyed a lovely breakfast at iHop with their friends, Celrock was called up by Peter very early on in the morning. He asked her to come to his castle, as he had some news he wanted to share with her that he didn't feel was appropriate to be sharing with the other toddlers at this time.
"No worries Peter, I'll be right there." Celrock said, hanging up her iPhone while she saw to running around and getting dressed, before leaving her apartment in downtown Yucaipa, California, and taking the next bus that would get her to Peter's castle.
When she arrived, Peter's servants had prepared a beautiful breakfast for her, complete with smoke salmon omlets, chocolate-chip muffins and freshly squeezed orange juice. She took a seat at the royal breakfast room table with Peter sitting across from her, eating some scrambled eggs and toast, as they saw to beginning their important conversation.
"So, you're probably wondering why I asked you here this morning before the Rugrats are due to arrive." Peter said.
"Yes sir I am." Celrock replied.
"Well, have you noticed that ever since our big Thanksgiving feast on Thursday, our good friend, Olaughlinhunter, has gone mysteriously missing?" Peter asked.
"Yes, yes I have. He hasn't responded to the PM I sent to him that afternoon claiming that chapter 37 of Ask the Dynamic Trio and chapter 15 of Rugrat Bloopers were up, and he didn't release new chapters in either, Hazel's Wonderful Life and or Olaughlinhunter Plays Search for Reptar over the long Thanksgiving holiday weekend. Don't tell me he's up to no good again, giving us all the silent treatment and breaking his promises. I'll get him for this." Celrock snapped, wrinkling her eyebrows together in fury.
"Now now, calm down. It's a lot more serious than that. I'd brace yourself if I were you before I tell you the rest of the story." Peter suggested.
Celrock sat very still on her chair, gripping on tight to the arms, as she took some deep breaths, attempting to calm down to hear what else Peter had to say.
"Well, you might recall how we were all invited to go spend Friday evening at Olaughlinhunter's place for another round of Rugrats, Search for Reptar, to keep away from the Black Friday crowds." Peter started.
"Uh huh." Celrock said.
"Well, that didn't exactly happen. You see, I decided to double confirm with him on Friday morning to make sure everything was still on for Friday night, only to get no answer when I called either his cell phone or their house phone. I already knew that Tommy and Dil wouldn't be able to go, due to Dil getting sick the day before and Tommy still getting over the virus he had sadly passed on to Dil, but everybody else was planning on going. Well, when I still hadn't heard back from Olaughlinhunter by around lunch time that afternoon, I started to get worried, so decided to go investigate. Good thing I did, as when I got to Olaughlinhunter's house, I was very appauled by what I saw." Peter said.
"What did you see?" Celrock asked.
"A mess. Windows were broken, the front door was off its hinges, and upon entering the house, with Erebus, ready to attack at any given moment, I found the place in ruins. All of their electronics had been taken, including the WII, large TV down in the basement, and the Search for Reptar game. They're just very lucky the memory card fell out of the unit, as I managed to pick that up, so once we're able to get him a new copy of the game and a new system, at least the progress he did on the game won't be lost. The only room not effected was Olaughlinhunter's room, so I packed up all of his Lego sets, Okey-dokey Jones things and movies, and they're currently locked away in one of my many closets." Peter explained.
"So what's going on? Where's Olaughlinhunter?" Celrock asked.
"We don't know. All I know at this point is what I saw on the ten o'clock news on Friday night. There was a mofia breakout at Home Comforts, the same place we're seen shopping at in, Turtle Recall, and there was some footage of Olaughlinhunter and his twin sister, Olaughlinamber, fighting over an expensive camcorder that they wanted to buy their parents for Christmas. Several security guards came by to stop the riot, only they weren't security guards. In actuality, they were kidnappers. They put Olaughlinhunter, his sister, and their entire family that was shopping at the store into the back of one of those delivery vans, drove out of the Home Comforts parking lot, and that was the last anybody saw of them." Peter explained.
"And this all happened on Friday morning?" Celrock asked.
"Yes, yes it did. I've reported the broken in house and kidnapping to the Police, and to this day, nothing has turned up. And oh yeah, luckily Olaughlinhunter's laptop wasn't stolen surprisingly, and it's stashed away in the closet where I managed to store everything that wasn't harmed in their home. I'll give their family back everything I was able to save, once they've been rescued, and just as I had several Disney characters help me and Stu repair the damage that came about of his malfunctioning water bed, once we have the kidnappers safely behind bars, we'll begin repairs on their home." Peter said.
"What about Thor, their dog?" Celrock asked.
"He was nowhere to be found. Chances are he probably ran away at the sight of the kidnappers, but I've also alerted Animal Control to keep a lookout for him as well." Peter said.
"So what are you going to do?" Celrock asked.
"Well, Stu, Didi, Drew, Charlotte, Randy, Lucy, Celeste, Betty, Howard, Chas, Kira, Dana and Laura will be dropping their kids off in another hour, and since The Loud House is taking a hiatus from new episodes until February of 2017, I've invited the Louds to come spend the holidays with me at my castle. Their plane should be landing later on this morning, and one of my servants will be escorting them here. I believe Lynn Senior and Rida weren't able to take off from work, so they've sent their eleven children, along with Lincoln's friend Clyde here for the holidays, which is good, because I am off to do some in person investigating once everybody is here, leaving the Louds in charge of my castle and watching the Rugrats this afternoon." Peter said.
"I see." Celrock said, taking another bite of her smoke salmon omlet.
"You should also know something else. Well, other than babysitting Tommy and Dil on Saturday night and watching the new Legends of the Hidden Temple Movie all by myself while the two of them were conked out on the couch, thanks to Dil still having a fever and Tommy being overly exhausted from taking care of Dil and getting over the virus himself, I've been tracing the family history of Olaughlinhunter's family, by running some online research and looking into some family tree databases that thanks to being king of the Confederacy, I have special access to. You might be surprised to learn that Olaughlinhunter's great great grandfather was the leader of an army of jewel thieves in the 1800's, and it's quite possible that a mafia is after his family, to retrieve the sacred gem stones that are precious to his family line." Peter explained.
"So what is your plan at this point?" Celrock asked.
"Well, seeing that I'm pretty sure that Coco Labooche has been trying to seek revenge on her being fired from EuroReptarLand, there's a good chance she's probably behind this ordeal, especially if she knows that you, Olaughlinhunter, and several others are in close contact with the Rugrats and their families. I'm flying out to Paris, as I have this suspicious feeling that whoever kidnapped Olaughlinhunter and his family most likely fleed the country so as to not get caught by the Police, and chances are, has them held hostage somewhere, with no means of communication. I'll be assembling my Confederate army to go with me on this mission. Meanwhile, I need you to stay here and watch over my guests, the Louds, as well as the Rugrats when they arrive, and whatever you do, this is top secret. I haven't told anybody else about Olaughlinhunter's disappearance except for DemonAloisTrancy, Nairobi-harper, and Vinzgirl, and not only are you four my main people I'll be keeping in touch with while I take this mission, but this must stay between us, until I find Olaughlinhunter, and bring him back home, safe and sound. You probably heard that the whole stunt of our series being revived was nothing more than another deleted rumor from Facebook, and between all of us finding out that dreadful news last week, and Tommy and Dil getting over that horrible stomach ache virus that's been going around, I don't want to worry everybody with what's going on with Olaughlinhunter, until we know where he is. We don't even know if he and his family are still alive. So please, promise me you'll keep this between us." Peter declared.
"Don't worry Peter, I promise." Celrock said, putting her pinky out for Peter to shake, making it an official pinky swear promise.
"Thank you." Peter said with a smile, as the two of them, went on to finish their breakfast in silence.
Another hour later, the rest of the authors and the Rugrats gang arrived at Peter's castle, and their parents and Zack's aunt told Peter they'd be back that evening to pick up their kids.
"I have a special surprise for you kids, but it's not here yet. In the meantime, why don't we all hang out in my royal living room on the wrap around orange couch while we wait." Peter suggested, leading Susie, Angelica, the toddlers, Sovietlollipop, Boris Yeltsin, and Dbug27 into his living room where Celrock was already sitting on one end of the couch.
"Hi Celrock." Zack greeted.
"Hi Zack." Celrock greeted, patting the seat next to her, motioning for him to come on over and sit next to her.
Zack did just that, while everybody else took seats on the wrap around orange couch, eager for the big surprise that was to come.
"Well now that we're all settled and waiting for this big surprise guest that Peter has lined up for us, I have some questions I'd like to ask. My first question being for Kimi, Susie, and Zack. How did you take your first steps?" Dbug27 asked.
"Well, I was thankful to have two older brothers and an older sister, who were already walking by the time I was born, so observing them helped me to eventually walk on my own, but I think when it really happened, was one day when we were playing outside. I saw some flowers in my mommy's garden, and just a few short seconds before, Buster had taken my dolly I was playing with, and threw it into her garden. I started crying, because I knew crawling wouldn't get me there fast enough. Buster proceeded to call me a cry baby, and I couldn't take it anymore. So to my surprise, I stood up, walked towards the flower bed, and to my surprise, got to my dolly before he did. I couldn't believe that I had walked there all by myself. Heck, I was so excited, I toppled over into the dirt, getting my diaper all muddy, but I didn't care. I had taken my firstest steps, and that's all that mattered to me at that moment." Susie explained.
"I tooked my firstest steps in Paris! I was attending daycare, and I wanted to play with one of the kid's Reptar toys. Really excited, I stood up, and at first, I had to use the furniture to make my way over to where the little boy was playing, only I came to a point where there was wide open space between me and the Reptar toy. Luckily, I was a daring, brave little girl, who let go of the bookcase at this point, and to my surprise, I didn't fall down to the ground. I walked over to him, asked if I could play with his Reptar toy, to which he politely said yes, and we played together all afternoon." Kimi explained.
"And I tooked my firstest steps the first day I moved in with my aunty. We were watching TV, though what we were watching escapes me at the moment, but seeing people walking on the TV, made me want to do it too. So at only eight-months-old, I stood up, and tottled over to my aunty on the couch. She was in disbelief at first at how early I started walking, but proud of me too, and she was so proud, that she got me some strained sweet potatoes to eat, seeing how I was still eating baby food at the time." Zack explained.
"Wow that's great! Now, let's see… My next question is for Susie and Angelica. How do you like school?" Dbug27 asked.
"It's great! I love getting to learn how to read and write my numbers and ABC's, going on field trips to the museum, and getting to make beautiful art projects. I also find music class to be a lot of fun as well." Susie replied.
"Uh, it's okay, at least I don't gotta spend the whole day with those dumb babies, but what I'd really rather be doing is watching TV, playing with my Cynthia toys, and stuffing my face with cookies. School would be so much more fun if we could watch movies all day, and oh yeah, if I was the onliest kid there so I'd get all of the snacks to myself." Angelica replied.
"I see. Well sorry Angelica, but it doesn't look like you're going to get your way in this situation." Dbug27 commented, as Angelica gave her a dirty look.
"Okay okay whatever. What's your nextest question for us?" Angelica asked.
"My last question is for all of the kids. What do you want for Christmas?" Dbug27 asked.
"Well I want the new Cynthia amusement park, complete with musical light up farriswheel." Susie replied.
"Me too!" Angelica added.
"I want some new Reptar jammies, since mine are too small for me now." Chuckie replied.
"I want a Robosnails puzzle." Kimi said.
"Well I want that makeup kit that makes you look all prettyful, the one like Susie has." Lil said.
"I want a box of worms." Phil said.
"I want the new light up Reptar toy that says ten different phrases, oh, and maybe a new Sherry Berry CD or DVD." Tommy replied.
"I wouldn't mind some more Sherry Berry stuff too, and a calculator." Zack replied.
"I want bathtime Goober the Goafer, that can go into the bathtub, and when you squeeze its tummy, it blows bubbles." Dil replied.
"And I want a trampelene for the backyard!" Jesse cried.
While Dbug27 was asking questions and getting his answers from the kids, Peter left at a point to see if his private plane had arrived with his special guests. Just then, he returned to the living room, with a huge crowd of people behind him, which got everybody's attention. They all turned in the direction of the doorway to the living room where Peter was standing, and surrounding him, were the Loud family's children, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily, along with Clyde Mcbride.
"Surprise!" Peter called.
"The Louds!" Everybody cried, getting up from their spots on the orange couch, and running up to all of them, nearly knocking them all down, as they all gathered together for a huge group hug.
After they all exchanged a hello to one another and hugs, everybody took seats on the orange couch, except for Peter.
"Well everyone, I'm off." Peter said, picking up a suitcase and ensuring he had Erebus with him.
"Where are you going Peter?" Tommy asked.
"On a trip. I'll hopefully, be back soon. In the meantime, Lori Loud and my castle servants are in charge, and I'll be checking in with you Celrock periodically." Peter replied, heading out of his castle towards his private plane, where he and a group of Confederate soldiers borded the plane, and took off for Paris.
"So, to the Rugrats, how was the rest of your Thanksgiving weekend after our big feast at Peter's castle, and Jesse, how was it going to visit your relatives on your dad's side of the family?" Celrock asked.
"It was great! I got a drumstick on the turkey, and my grandpa took me ice fishing." Jesse replied.
"Mommy and daddy had the whole weekend off, so I got to play at home with my Cynthia toys, with no stinky dumb babies around, and daddy even took me to the Cynthia Store, where I got a new dress." Angelica replied.
"I went to the Cynthia store too." Susie added.
"I bet you didn't get as pretty of a dress as mine. I got a blue sparkly dress, and I'm planning to wear it to Celrock and Olaughlinhunter's birthday parties respectively. And oh yeah, to Peter's Christmas party he has every year too." Angelica replied.
"I did too get a dress Angelica, and I think it's quite pretty. Only mine is a pink sparkly one." Susie replied.
"Me and Kimi saw my grandpa and grandma on my daddy's side of the family, and we got to eat some of her pumpkin pie!" Chuckie said.
"It was yummy!" Kimi cried.
"Our mommy tooked us to see the new movie Moana." Lil said.
"Was it good?" Celrock asked.
"Yeah!" Phil replied.
"And the pictures were very prettyful." Lil added.
"Me and my aunty went to the berry festival on Saturday, and yesterday, we had lunch at Piggy's Pizza Palace and I got to play in the balls bin." Zack replied.
Tommy and Dil let out sad sighs.
"Something wrong Tommy and Dil?" Celrock asked.
"I was sick. Tommy tooked care of me though, but we sure didn't do much." Dil replied.
"Nah, we slept a lot, and watched some Reptar and Goober on TV, but that was about it." Tommy added.
"Are you two feeling better now though?" Celrock asked.
Dil let out a huge yawn.
"I'm still a little bit tired, but my tummy don't hurt no more." Dil replied.
"That's good. And I must say, it's an honor to see you again, the Louds and Clyde Mcbride." Celrock commented.
"Thank you Celrock. It's great to be here." Lincoln commented.
"Yeah! I've always wanted to come to a castle." Lola added.
"Well I hope you guys enjoy your stay here. And oh yes, congratulations on getting greenlighted for a third season of your show! Keep it up, and if your second and third seasons prove to be as good as your first, and your show continues to be as popular as it currently is, someday, your show, The Loud House, could become as big of a fanomonon as Rugrats was during my childhood! And just think, while Rugrats has always been my number one favorite show, that could change if your show, The Loud House continues to amaze me, putting you at the number one position, and Rugrats second." Celrock added.
While the Louds were pleased to be getting such high praises from one of their biggest fans, the Rugrats toddlers weren't all that happy about what they heard. Seeing everybody was feeling tired from getting up early and going to eat a rather large breakfast early that morning at iHop, a dejected Tommy turned to his brother, cousin and friends.
"Come on you guys, let's go off to the room where Peter usually has us take our nappy and go take our nappy." Tommy said in a sad tone of voice, as the Rugrats gang, Zack and Jesse included, trudged out of the living room off towards the bedrooms.
Celrock turned her gaze towards the Louds.
"What's their problem?" Celrock asked.
"Uh, Celrock, I think you might have hurt their feelings. It's great that you're so pleased that our show is doing so well, and while I'll admit, we haven't known you all that long, well okay, so you've known Lincoln and the beautiful Lori here since last summer when they went off on that CGI Scooner cruise, and I believe we met at theblindwriter95's birthday party a couple of weeks ago, but you've known your other little friends, the Rugrats, forever. Just saying, that was harsh, and I strongly recommend you apologize to them after their nap. After all, we're fine at being number two on the list. Don't go replacing the friends you've known forever, just because the rest of the world has moved on. Just like, if another pretty girl should come into my view, I wouldn't care how much they loved me, Lori will always be number one to me." Clyde explained.
Lori simply rolled her eyes at Clyde.
"Oh don't worry Clyde, they're toddlers. I mean think about it. At Thanksgiving dinner last week, I had to remind the leader of the bunch who really helped him cure his really bad hiccups back when he couldn't remember who actually did it when his best friend was convinced that he was allergic to his sister. And come their first trip to an actual library, they had no clue what one was, even though they knew what one was when they tried to help Chuckie find a job he was good at post Dil's birth and before their trip to Paris. Mind you, their first trip to a real library was after they returned from Paris. So trust me, if they're as dumb as Angelica says they are, then by the time they awaken from their nap later, assuming I haven't left for home, seeing that Peter has put Lori in charge, they'll be back to their old selves and could care less about the comment I made." Celrock explained.
The Louds all just exchanged glances, not so sure if Celrock knew what she was talking about, as they all were in agreement that because feelings were hurt, that's not as easy to forget about as who really helped cure a bad case of hiccups, or what a library is, because it's messing with their emotions.
"You struck their deepest darkest emotions, deep down in their souls, so don't count on it." Lucy commented.
"Okay then, if you guys feel so strongly towards these kids…" Celrock started to say before Lincoln interrupted her.
"They're not just some little Rugrats, they're my little sister Lily's best friends! You hurt them, you hurt Lily, as even she looked pretty sad when she saw the look on Tommy's face. And I'm sorry, but I don't like any of my sisters feeling sad, even if it is because friends of theirs are sad." Lincoln protested.
"Okay okay, I get it now. I'm sorry. Now can I ask my question?" Celrock snapped.
"Don't apologize to us, apologize to the Rugrats when they wake up from their nap. Anyway, go ahead, ask your question." Lori said.
"Well, two chapters ago, when we all came and celebrated Halloween at Peter's castle, Boris Yeltsin asked the Rugrats gang, what their favorite episodes of The Loud House were. I can't remember them all right now, but I happen to know that Peter liked Flush or Consiquences, Angelica liked Get the Message, and Tommy's absolute favorite episode because it reminded him of his supermarket adventure was Cereal Offender, but what about you guys? For each of you, what are your top three favorite Rugrats episodes?" Celrock asked.
"Well, I like all episodes having to do with Angelica, as she reminds me so much of, well, me. My top three would have to be, Angelica Breaks a Leg, All's Well that Pretends Well, and Angelica's in Love. Of course, I would automatically get chocolate pudding at three in the morning because I'm the oldest…" Lori started to say, before Lynn cut her off.
"If your leg were broken, not sure how lucky you'd be. With my agile athletic abilities, I'd be the first one to that kitchen for a midnight snack of chocolate pudding before you could ever get there." Lynn protested.
"Wait a second, I thought after our last yard sale, where we thought we had sold Lily's blanket by mistake, we agreed, no more competitions." Lincoln piped up.
"Sorry." Lori and Lynn chorused in unison.
"Anyway, I'd like to finish what I was saying please. As for All's Well that Pretends Well, it reminds me of this time when I was ten and Lincoln was three, and we had a similar thing happen to us. I was too sick to go to the carnival, so being a brat, as I was a regular Angelica in my childhood, I tried to make him look like the sick one because he wouldn't stop bugging all of us about the amusement park, only for it to backfire. Lincoln felt so bad, that he proceeded to draw dots all over his skin, making everybody think he had the chicken pox, just so he could stay home with me because he felt bad that I couldn't go." Lori explained.
"Interesting, though this is no surprised that he faked having the Chicken Pox, since he hadn't had them as of the events of, Two Men and a Baby, causing him, Clyde, and Lily to get quarantined at Aunt Ruth's after being exposed to them." Celrock commented.
"And Angelica's in Love, ah yes, how she felt about Dean the first time she laid eyes on him, was how I felt the first time I laid eyes on my Bobby Boo-boo Bear." Lori commented, getting a dreamy look on her face.
"Though, by the time you fell in love with Bobby, you were a teen, not three-years-old, right? Especially since Bobby had Miss Johnson for his school teacher before you two started going out, as we learned in, Study Muffin." Celrock said.
"Yes, that's correct." Lori replied.
"Wait a minute, why would anybody wanna watch a bunch of rats in a rug! Gross! They might ruin my outfit!" Leni commented.
"No Leni, you know that show about talking babies on The Splat that airs at three in the morning that we put on to help Lily fall back to sleep, and who Lily befriended on our cruise last summer, and who just went off to take their nap? That's who we're talking about here." Lincoln corrected her.
"Oh yeah, the talking baby show." Leni remarked.
"Yeah Leni, the talking baby show. Now, what's your favorite episode?" Lincoln asked.
"Oh, I don't know. I mean, that show is pretty weird. Tommy's dad's a robot, Chuckie's an alien, Dil got turned into a watermelon, and Angelica's invisible. And Tommy's house is an airplane so they can never go outside. And oh yeah, their doggy Spike can talk!" Leni said.
"Uh, Leni, you know those were all misconceptions, right?" Lincoln asked.
"No, really! Stu's a robot!" Lini cried.
Celrock gave Lincoln a confused look.
"Uh, don't mind Leni. While she watches episodes with Lily on her nights when it's her turn to watch over her when she wakes up, as we're all on a thirteen day rotation schedule, as mom and dad each get a night to tend to Lily when she wakes up, Leni gets confused by the misconceptions that occur on the show. While the characters on the show learn that such things aren't true, like that Tommy's dad isn't a robot or that Chuckie isn't an alien, Leni doesn't quite catch on to the climax of the episodes." Lincoln explained.
"Even though I've told Leni a dozen times that it's virtually impossible to turn human flesh into a humungous piece of fruit, to this day, she still believes that Dil is a watermelon. Of course, she will then believe he's a doll if Hello Dilly aired that particular night. Trying to watch that show with Leni is well, painful." Lisa commented.
"Okay okay, moving on, as if we try to understand Rugrats from Leni's point of view, we could be here all afternoon. I believe Luna is next." Celrock said.
"Sure am dudette, and I love Music!" Luna cried.
"We know you love music Luna, but what's your favorite episode?" Celrock asked.
"That's my favorite episode, Music!" Luna replied.
"Duh, I should have known. Of course there's an episode called Music. So what was your favorite performance in the episode that the Rugrats did?" Celrock asked.
"Well I loved Tommy's jazzy tune, and Chuckie's rendition of Pack up your Troubles was pretty cool, but my favorite performance of them all was the rockin' performance of Phil and Lil on those tricycles. That was just, totally awesome! And totally groovin' to, Bicycle Built for Two! Heck, I think it's better than the original song!" Luna commented.
"Wow that's great! Any other episodes you like Luna?" Celrock asked.
"Well I love Reptar on Ice, because it was very much a musical, and I, too, would just, wanna be on stage with the dinosaur, whether I had their baby to return to them or not, and I had to find it online one night for me and Lily to watch the one time we were going to watch it, but they were airing endless Hey Arnold, yeah, that was just last week, and we saw this really cool episode where the gang goes to Los Vegas. Not a huge fan of Angelica, but I totally related to her in that episode dudette. If I were to go on a trip to Los Vegas, I'd wanna perform on stage too. Though I must admit, my favorite character on the series is Taffy, and with us visiting Peter and the Rugrats gang for the next month, with Christmas around the corner, seeing that Taffy and I totally hit it off on the CGI Scooner, I hope she'll be able to find some time in her schedule for us to jam, maybe even go caroling. I also wish on Fan Fiction, more people besides yourself would have us hanging out together in their Rugrats and Loud House crossover stories. So far, I've mostly seen Leni paired with Dil and it's after the Taffy era has come and gone, but seriously, a story where I and Taffy are focused on would be super awesome." Luna said.
"So your top three favorite episodes would be, Music, Reptar on Ice, and Vacation, and your favorite character is Taffy." Celrock said.
"Yes." Luna replied.
"I thought Vacation was cool, but I wish they had gone to see a comedian, not the magicians Hymlic and Bob. Though my favorite episodes are Jokes on You, because you know how much I love a practical joke, Uneasy Rider, because watching Angelica teach Chuckie how to ride a bike reminded me of when I was little, and how Lori taught me how to ride my bike, and then, I love how at the beginning of What's your Line, Angelica tried to be a, and sorry, but I must correct her language here, comedian." Luan explained.
"A comedian, I thought she said she wanted to be a camealian. Though if she wanted to be a comealian, why wasn't she changing colors?" Leni asked.
Everybody disregarded Leni's question, as nobody had an answer for her that wouldn't go over her head, as Lynn went on to answer Celrock's question.
"My favorite episodes are obviously the sports related ones. Like Baseball, Touchdown Tommy, and Wrestling Grandpa. Those particular episodes either brought back memories of my first ball game as a kid, or how I use to try to play along with the teams on television, much to mom and dad's dismay, hince, why we've had a lot of replacement televisions within my lifetime. It's especially prone to happen during Hockey season, when I often hit the puck right into the screen, my goal leaving us with a cracked up busted screen. At least those babies only got the living room covered in chocolate milk during a football game, but they got in trouble just like I did, yeah, sometimes those sports urges, are just, too hard to control, no matter how old you are." Lynn explained.
"Well my favorite episodes are ones where Tommy takes them on some imaginary adventure to save the day. My top three would have to be, Okey-dokey Jones and the Ring of the Sunbeams, The Mega Diaper Babies, and Radio Daze. That masked detective kind of reminded me a little bit of my own favorite superhero, Ace Savvy. Though sadly, I will state here and now that my least favorite episode of the series is Hand-Me-Downs. I understand that Tommy's the oldest with one younger brother, and chances are their relationship as toddler and infant brothers mirrors what Lori and Leni probably went through at that age before I and our other sisters were born, but after growing up in a house full of sisters, not to mention, hand-me-downs, I knew Angelica's story of disappearing from hand-me-downs was just a whole bunch of hewy, and I've only been able to sit through that entire episode once." Lincoln commented.
"I like the darker episodes. Angelica's Worst Nightmare and Pickles vs. Pickles being a couple of my favorites. I recall having dreams similarly to Angelica before Lana and Lola were born, only instead of being scared, I was more disappointed when they were born to find they were cute rather than ugly. I also give Angelica a lot of guts for getting her parents kicked out for making her eat broccoli, and oh yeah, I love Let there be Light, because bottom line, most of the episode, takes place in the dark. Even Under Chuckie's Bed got me roused up a bit, as having monsters under the bed sounds, totally cool to me, even if it wasn't so much to Chuckie. Yeah, any dark, intensifying episode is my cup of tea. And let's not forget I Remember Melville, where they learn about death. I swear, the spirits were watching the episode right along with me that night when it was my turn to tend to Lily. And oh yeah, I have to give Angelica credit for trying to predict the future in, Psycho Angelica, even if she's nowhere near as good at fortune telling as yours truly, I give her credit for making a fool out of herself, and Tommy's prediction of the pizza hitting her coming true, totally made my day." Lucy explained.
"Well my favorite episodes have to do with Spike the dog. I love The Dog Broomer. Heck, that totally sounds like something that might go arie in our house if mom and dad ever hired a dog groomer for Charles. And then, when Spike ran away and they tried to get all of those other pets to work out. I felt so bad for Terry the taranchula in that episode. And let's not forget when the kids tried to potty train Spike. A bit cruel, as I would never try to train an animal to go against their instincts, but yeah, with a huge love of animals, any Spike related episode is definitely my favorite." Lana said.
"Well my all-time favorite Rugrats episode is a no brainer. Beauty Contest. And I'm especially glad that Angelica won when her cousin got disqualified. I also like, And the Winner Is… and Princess Angelica. I also enjoy Piece of Cake." Lola explained.
"I fail to comprehend how a show about talking babies can be entertaining to the average child above two years of age, but since I've been put into the position of watching Lily at night, having to watch that show with her, when I could have been busy working on one of my experiments, I guess for me, the only episode I can stand is Chuckie Gets Skunked. Not so much because of the plot of the episode, but more so, because it's inspired me to take on a new experiment come next spring, when the skunks come out of hibernation. Yes, before I see to writing a nasty complaining letter to the producers of that show about how I feel about the whole concept, I must disprove the hypothesis that borcht indeed, is a better remedy for curing skunk smell over the more well-known remedy of tomato juice. And chances are Lana and Lily will be my test subjects for this experiment come next spring, thus, you've been warned."Lisa said.
"Okay, so since you're not a huge fan of the show, how about if you tell us of three of your least favorite episodes, and why you find them so disturbing." Celrock suggested.
"Well one episode that greatly disturbs me is the ending to the three-part special, Acorn Nuts and Diapied Butts, when Stu is showing off his Reptar robot prototype to that man from Euroreptarland in Paris. That man totally went along with his malfunction device like it were the best thing since sliced bread, and didn't believe Stu when he told him that Dil was his real child, not an anomotronic baby. Sure, it got them the product in Paris, but if anybody was a moron, it was that man from the theme park for not believing Stu when he told the truth. Another episode that greatly disturbs me is The Art Fair. Seriously, these people don't know art from a mess of paint splattered all over the walls. Not Charlotte, and not even the judge of an art show. Clearly these people need to have their heads examined, and with us staying here for the next month, I hope to have Charlotte partake in one of my Friday night brain wave studies. And as for a third episode that I could care less for, hmmm, that would have to be, Waiter, there's a Baby in my Soup. Just, boring and pointless, like, what was Tommy's motive in that episode anyway? And it's not like we ever saw them go to that restaurant or Stu's boss, Mr. Mucklehoney again in a later episode, so yeah, useless episode in my opinion. Sorry to sound like such a stick in the mud, though sticks can't talk, so why I'm making such a pointless analysis here is beyond me, but my opinions of such a trashy show have been stated. The rest of you here may feel our show is equal in quality to that of Rugrats, but I beg to differ. Our show is much better, and I can't wait till the day when we get our star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, something I personally don't feel that show was worthy of in my opinion, but maybe I'm just, too smart to appreciate that show for its entertaining value, and morals, not to mention, I was so much smarter than the average infant or toddler, already being able to do basic Algebra and had the Periodic Table of Elements memorized by the time I reached my first birthday, and was walking at six-months-old, that watching Dil poop and drool, when I spent enough time observing Lily as an infant, is just, too much for me to handle. At least I could experiment on Lily, Dil on-the-other-hand, I can only observe that sorry excuse for a small child. I mean, really! Pathetic!" Lisa explained, rolling her eyes in disgust.
"Okay Lisa, we've heard enough of your bashing of Rugrats. It's Lily's turn, who is the main reason why we even bother to turn on the TV in the middle of the night in the first place, to explain what she likes about the show, assuming anybody can understand what she's saying." Lori said.
"Well luckily, I can understand toddlers, and I'm the one who asked the question, so take it away Lily." Celrock instructed.
"Well I love the show cuz they're little babies, just like me! And believe it or not, the characters remind me of my own brother and sisters! Tommy reminds me of Lincoln, Chuckie is well, sometimes like Lucy, Kimi can be like Lynn and Luan, Taffy is like Luna, so is Susie, Angelica is like Lori, and Dil reminds me of, me! And oh yeah, there's Phil and Lil, who remind me of Lola and Lana. My favorite episodes though are ones with Dil in them. I specially like the one where his big brother's gots to be the man of the house, reminding me of that time when Lincoln and Clyde babysat me while everybody went to visit our aunty, and Raising Dil reminds me of that time when Lincoln tried to feed me peanut butter and sour crout, and do everything with him. And oh yeah, I thought it was pretty funny when they thought diapie powder made Dil really strong. Oh, and did you know it was Dil who taught me my firstest word, poopy? Well it was, so thank you Dil, you may be far from talking to growed ups on the show, let alone even taking your first steps without Phil and Lil making you walk themselves, but you taught me to talk to the growed ups, so thank you!" Lily said.
Meanwhile, Celrock translated what Lily was saying to the rest of her siblings, to which Lisa had this to say.
"I hate to burst your bubble Lily and I know this will go right over yours and Leni's heads, but baby powder won't do anything to make an infant stronger. An earthquake, which judging from my calculations from when watching that episode, I'd say was a three or four on the rictor scale, was the cause of such misconceptions." Lisa explained.
"Oh, I just thought of another episode I like. Being so in love with video games, you can probably guess that I love that episode when the babies go to the arcade and go into the video game in their imaginations to save their babysitter Taffy." Lincoln comments.
"Yes Lincoln, I like Diapies and Dragons too, and I have to agree with Lisa, I didn't much care for either, Waiter, there's a Baby in my Soup, or The Art Fair either." Celrock added.
"Well, all of this talk about babies is making it nearly impossible for me to sit still. I'm gonna take a walk." Luan said, getting up from the orange couch and heading for the entrance of the castle.
By this time, everybody was growing restless, so they all decided to go exploring the castle, in particular, Lola, who felt like her dreams of being in a castle were finally coming true. While Luan was outside though, she found a little lost Boston terrior lying in the sun.
"Ooh look at that! A hot dog!" Luan exclaimed, as she picked up the little lost puppy dog, and carried him back to Peter's castle, where she found Lana running through the halls, and a servant t chasing after her, as she was getting muddy footprints everywhere.
"Come back here little girl!" The servant called, nearly slipping on the muddy footprints.
"What's that?" Lori asked, pointing to Luan with the puppy dog in her hands.
"I found a hot dog." Luan replied.
"Looks more like a Boston terrior to me." Lisa commented.
Overhearing this, Celrock looked up to recognize the dog in Luan's arms instantly.
"That's not just any old Boston terrior, that's Thor!" Celrock cried, running over to Luan's arms to give the dog a pat.
"Thor?" Luan asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes. He belongs to a friend of mine, but he went missing. Oh, I'm so glad you're all right." Celrock said, giving the dog a pat, who lifted his head and licked her hand.
"What are we suppose to do?" Luan asked.
"Well, judging by how this dog looks, it appears he's quite undernourished. Anybody have any food on them to feed the dog?" Lisa asked.
"I have some dog biskits." Lana commented, running up to Luan and grabbing the dog out of her arms.
"Good, you feed him some dog biskits, and please, do us a huge favor. With Peter out of town on a trip, I'm not sure if he'd appreciate an animal running loose around his castle. Think you could keep Thor out in the royal courtyard, and take care of him until Peter gets back?" Celrock asked.
"Uh, hello, I'm in charge, remember? But yes, I agree. Lana, get this mut out of here at once!" Lori screamed.
"And whatever you do, don't let that thing slobber all over my dress!" Lola added in the same accusatory tone.
"Okay. Come along little doggy." Lana said, whistling and getting Thor to follow her out a different door into the royal courtyard, where she saw to introducing him to his new temporary home, by giving him dog biskits stored in her pants pockets, and doing obedience with him.
Meanwhile, the servants got to cleaning up the muddy mess that Lana had made on the floors of the castle, while another one went to investigate a loud crash that had recently sounded, only to discover that Lynn was playing soccer in Peter's throne room, much to the servant's dismay.
"We don't allow soccer balls in here miss. Please, come with me." The servant said, leading Lynn out of the throne room, and locking its doors with a key, before the sporty tom boy could do any further damage to the king's most important room in his entire castle.
Meanwhile, Celrock went off to another vacated room with red easy chairs in it, where Clyde was sitting, reading a magazine. Upon hearing footsteps, she slowly looked up from his magazine, relieved it wasn't Lori, but just Celrock.
"So, Celrock, you gonna hang out until those Rugrats wake up from their nap so you can apologize?" Clyde asked.
"I already told you Clyde, there's nothing to apologize for. They're Rugrats, they have short-term memories. They won't remember anything I said by the time they wake up." Celrock said.
"I wouldn't count on that, I don't usually forget too easily when somebody hurts my feelings." Clyde commented.
"Whatever." Celrock muttered, crossing her arms and looking away from Clyde for a minute.
"Come to think of it, I don't watch the show too often, but I was sleeping over with Lincoln one time when it was his night to be on Lily duty, and I saw this really good episode called My Friend Barney, where Chuckie gets this imaginary invisible friend. I thought it was really cool, as with being an only child, I could relate to him quite well, having imaginary friends when I was little too. I then later watched their Mother's Day special, and that episode left me balling my eyes out, seeing that like Chuckie, my mom's no longer around either. And yes, my favorite character is definitely Tommy's sidekick, Chuckie, but I also like Tommy, cuz well, he reminds me of my best friend Lincoln you know, and I guess for a third favorite episode, I really liked Chuckie Collects, when he tries to start a rock collection. And I also like The Smell of Success. We had to read the book it's based off of in school last year, Flowers for Algernon, and I must say, very good representation of that book." Clyde remarked.
"Well I'm glad that you like the series as much as roughly ninety percent of the Louds." Celrock said.
"So are you going to stick around and apologize or what?" Clyde asked.
"Actually before I go, I have one more question for you, and all of the Louds. Why don't we all step outside into the courtyard to get some fresh air, and I'll ask my burning question." Celrock suggested.
"Uh, I'd better stay in here. The further I stay away from Lori, the better. So what's your question?" Clyde asked.
"Well I'll get your answer first, and then, I'll go ask the Louds. Should your show ever become as big as Rugrats, and you're able to get the same type of merchandise and stuff, what's one thing you'd like to see your face on?" Celrock asked.
"I don't know. I wouldn't mind if we were macaroni and cheese. Though I hope they make it gluton free." Clyde said.
"Now that would be very cool. Gluton free Loud House macaroni and cheese, and the running gag is, you're allergic to gluton. I love it!" Celrock commented, as she ran out to the courtyard, where everybody else was playing a game of dodge ball with the dog, while Lola was playing balarina on the opposite side of the yard.
"What do you love Celrock?" Lori asked, looking up from her phone, where she had recently texted Bobby.
"Oh just the idea of there being Loud House macaroni and cheese, but it being gluton free, and the ironic part of that whole ordeal being that, Clyde is allergic to gluton." Celrock commented.
"I see." Lori said.
"By the way, I'm going to have to leave pretty soon, but one last question for you guys. Besides having a very successful TV show, what else would you like to see down the road, if your show should spark a fanomonon down the road?" Celrock asked.
"I could care less, but maybe going to the big screen in The Loud House Movie where oh, I don't know, Bobby proposes to me would be interesting." Lori said.
"That's nothing! How about having our picture on sheets, blankets, and towels!" Leni cried.
"How about a singing Luna doll like those talking Tommy dolls dudette, where I play guitar and everybody can carry me around and jam to my tunes." Luna said.
"Oh that's nothing! How about keychains with our faces on them. There's nothing like a good chain, for your keys." Luan said, holding up a chain made up of old gold plated keys that she pulled out of her pocket.
"Ha ha, I get it." Celrock commented.
"What about going to your favorite fast food joint, and getting action figure toys of us, or even a stop watch with my picture on it." Lynn suggested.
"Great idea! And seeing that Burger King was the one to sell the Rugrats toys and watches, they'd probably be the one to do it for The Loud House too." Celrock said.
"Anything would be fine by me, but how about fruit snacks, now to come up with eleven different flavors. I'll get with Lisa on that later." Lincoln said.
"Or how about Loud House underwear, after all, why not read our favorite commics in style." Celrock suggested.
Lincoln smiled at her comment.
"I seem to recall the Rugrats are on some brand of toothpaste. That would suit me just fine, even though I'm quite alright with getting cavities myself. I live to feel pain." Lucy said.
"How about having our faces on shovels and buckets for sandbox play." Lana suggested.
"No, even better! Christmas ornaments!" Lola suggested.
"It's obvious that there's only one thing to allow our legathy to live on forever, and that's, our own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Everything else you guys have suggested here is made out of materials that will decentagrate over time, not to mention, most of our fans will outgrow when they reach a certain age." Lisa commented.
"I want us as a balloon, in that huge parade they run on eat lots of food day!" Lily cried.
"Oh, you mean a balloon in the Macy, I mean, Gracy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Sure why not." Celrock said.
"Of course, even that's a short-lived commottady, as the day our show is no longer popular, bye bye balloon." Lisa said.
"I don't think you have to worry about that for a while, but who knows, maybe that could happen come next year once you're on to your third season, who knows. Heck, you guys are already popular enough to possibly earn an award at the next Kid's Choice Awards, and I don't believe Rugrats reached that peak until they were in their fifth or sixth season, so you're already doing better than they did." Celrock commented.
"You really should still apologize to them though." Lori said.
"Yeah dudette, you should." Luna added, catching the dodge ball as it came towards her.
"I'll think about it. Oh, but before I head for home, I have a birthday coming up later on this month. Provided any of my friends out here on Fan Fiction are throwing me a party, would you like to come?" Celrock asked.
"We'd love to!" All of the Louds cried in unison, as Celrock turned and headed back inside to Peter's castle, where she made her way to the main exit.
As she saw to walking out of Peter's castle and saw to walking to the bus stop, she couldn't help but start thinking about Olaughlinhunter again, and wondering how he was doing.
Off in a dark, dusty celler in an unknown corner of the world, Olaughlinhunter and his entire family were tied up to the walls by several pieces of rope, hanging from nails, as they dangled. His parents had several cuts and bruises on their arms and legs, while his twin sister had a sock stuffed in her mouth. In fact, Olaughlinhunter was the only one who could speak at this point, as Coco Labooche and a security guard wearing raddy old clothing, stood before him, holding scewers of raw meat.
"Eeewww! Get this away from me!" Olaughlinhunter begged.
"I'll take it away from you, if you promise me you'll write some pornography stories during your one hour of computer time. Ooh how I crave to see Chuckie stick his dick up Hazel's ass, and for Hazel, to suck on Chuckie's dick. And oooh, how she so needs to get curves." The raddy looking security guard said.
"Uh, no! I do not write porn, and you can't make me." Olaughlinhunter begged.
"Then say ah, because you're going to be eating raw meat for a very long time. Unless you want to tell us where your great great grandfather has hidden the sacred gem stones that mark your family clan, getting me the money I'll need, to buy back Euroreptarland, as well as a one-way ticket to King Peter's Confederacy, where I'll destroy him and those pathetic little Rugrats. It's not like anybody wants them to come back to the television anyway, so killing all of your little friends before Christmas would not only make my holiday jolly and bright, but the world would thank me for getting rid of those good for nothing babies, and you and your pathetic family. You're not even capable of keeping the promise to release new chapters in your ongoing stories, why should you get to live anyway?" Coco said, cackling evilly.
Olaughlinhunter let out a loud scream of terror, unsure of how else to react. He still cared for Peter, the babies, and his friends back home, and if he weren't being held hostage in some basement in the darkest parts of Paris, then maybe it would be easier for him to keep his promises to his friends.
Meanwhile, Peter's private plane had landed in Paris, and with being a king, he had the mega plan that allowed him unlimited talk and texting, both, locally and internationally, so he gave Celrock a call.
"Celrock, it's me, Peter. Just wanted to let you know that my army and I have successfully landed in Paris, as with being a private plane, we could fly there in half the time it would take commercial flights to get there, and my army and I are about to begin our search for Olaughlinhunter, his family, and the kidnappers." Peter said into the phone.
"Glad you made it safe. I should tell you that your servants have everything under control at your castle with the Louds and the Rugrats gang, and Luan found Thor this afternoon." Celrock said.
"Is he all right?" Peter asked.
"Yes he's fine. He looked a little bit undernourished, so Lana is taking care of him out in your royal courtyard so he doesn't mess up your castle." Celrock replied.
"Oh thank goodness Thor is all right. If I find Olaughlinhunter, I'll be sure to let him know." Peter said.
"Thank you. And Peter, good luck." Celrock said.
"Thank you. Well, my phone is about to die, and I must alert DemonAloisTrancy, Nairobi-harper, and Vinzgirl that I arrived safely before I'm completely out of juice, so I'll talk to you later, and keep you posted should I find out anything." Peter said.
"Thank you." Celrock said, as she saw to disconnecting the call, and bording the next bus that would take her back to her apartment in downtown Yucaipa, California.
And this, ends chapter 38. So, what will happen? Will Peter find Olaughlinhunter and get him and his family rescued, and put the kidnappers where they belong, which is behind bars? Will his castle of the Confederacy survive the Louds staying there throughout the 2016 holiday season, and will Celrock apologize to the Rugrats and will they forgive her? Find out, along with answers to any questions that are asked to both, the Rugrats and Loud House characters, come the next chapter, that being, chapter 39 of this story.
Author's Note: Yep that's right, the Loud House characters presented in this chapter, will be around in all chapters released through New Years of 2017, so if you have questions for both, the Rugrats and the Loud House characters, feel free to ask away, as I'm hoping to release chapter 39 sometime before Christmas, and the big Christmas chapter will be, chapter 40, and then come 2017, my goal is to get this story up to 50 chapters come Christmas of 2017. With that said, thanks for reading, and be looking for more stories and updates in ongoing stories, coming soon.