"I can't SEE anything! I hate being on the sidelines!"
"Maybe you'll consider that the next time you try to stand up on your broomstick while no less than two hundred metres in the air."
"Moony- wait. What just happened?"
"What you really need is a pair of binoculars…" Remus snorts at the mental image.
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"Sirius, you look like an-"
"SOD OFF, James! You're just jealous because YOU didn't see Malfoy being whacked in the head with a bludger!" Sirius may look ridiculous with the bloody binoculars, but James is feeling just a tad jealous.
