Ebony: welcome back to my ninja dare show! featuring as always...

Slushy: Me!

Sakura: Me!

Cast: *groan*

Kai: WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO LET US GO HOME?!

Ebony: *with a mega phone yelling at Kai* YOU'LL KNOW WHEN, AND IT SURE AS HELL ISN'T NOW!

Kai: 0.0 *slowly backs away*

Ebony: *tosses mega phone away* so shut up. First, Lloyd, go play Fran bow.

Lloyd: Fran what?

Slushy: *shoves him into game room and turns off the light* you'll find out...

Later...

Lloyd: *walks out of game room with a very pale face*

Ebony: you can tell that went great.

Sakura: yep. Next, out of all the ninjas, who's the best at FnaF?

ninjas: *all point to Zane*

Sakura: well~ okay...

Slushy: next, Cyrus, favourite piece of tech?

Cyrus: any and all technology that can make the world a better place.

Ebony: says the man who created a -beep- ton of robots that then turned on everyone in the city.

Cyrus: that was not my fault.

Ebony: neither was standing under a falling piano when you got your legs back then?

Cyrus: *opens mouth then closes it*

Ebony: precisely. next, Kai fight Skylor.

Kai & Skylor: *groan*

Skylor: and there I was thinking I could stay out of this...

Kai: you and me both.

Sakura: *appears between Skylor and Kai* so~ i'd get to it. sooner you fight, sooner it's over right?

Slushy: well~ don't care. Kai master of fire vs. Skylor master of amber...

Kai: can we talk this over.

Ebony: *with the megaphone* NOPE.

Slushy: GO!

later...

Kai: *lying on the floor* T.T hello floor, my old friend.

Sakura: now Jay has to fight Nya.

Cole: I'm sensing a pattern here...

Kai: *scoots back to his seat*

Slushy: jay master of lightning vs. nya master of water... GO!

later...

Jay: *puts hands in the air* okay, okay... I surrender. I'm just sick of the floor... *narrows eyes* I can hear it mocking me...

Ebony: *nudges Nya* still think you made the right choice?

Nya: T.T shut up.

Ebony: there's always the other sailboats...

Slushy: Now Cole has to fight Seliel.

Cole: *snaps fingers* I knew it! and... damn. but... Seliel's not here because she isn't in the show... so~

Ebony: *pulls out copy of Ninjago comic, reaches into it. Sticks head through portal in book. grabs Seliel. Pulls her through it* And they say it's cool when you pull a rabbit out of a hat.

Seliel: *facepalms* not here again...

Slushy: go fight Cole.

Seliel: he has an unfair advantage...

Slushy: don't care. *shoves her over to Cole* Cole master of earth vs. Seliel... GO!

15 minutes of Seliel punching a ghost later...

Seliel: T.T *picks up bucket of water*

Cole: -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-

Seliel: *dumps it on cole*

Ebony: well. that went well. *snaps fingers and Cole is back in his seat. and not dead dead... still a ghost but not... I give up*

Seliel: *ahem*

Ebony: *tosses Seliel a comic* theres a hundred dollars in the comic universe. see if you can get back through.

Seliel: *cursing darkly and wanders out*

Ebony: next Cole has to cook something-

*Cole's turn to cook alarms go off*

Ebony: and the cast have to eat it.

*mass panic erupts*

Sakura: 0.0 well... now what?

Slushy: *pulls out pistol and fires a blank at the ceiling. everyone stops.* shut up. sit down. and Cole make whatever you call 'food'.

later...

Cast: *holding hands over mouths as they rapidly turn green*

Cole: *humphs* It is NOT that bad.

Sakura: have you ever actually tried any of that stuff?

Cole: well, not really but-

Ebony: then there you go.

when the cast have recovered from you know, that... 'stuff'...

Sakura: Kai & Jay have to switch bodies.

Kai & Jya: hell no!

Sakura: *snaps fingers and Kai & Jay have swapped bodies*

Kai & Jay: *scream*

Kai: my hair!

Jay: MY hair! I'm going to poke my eye out I swear.

Kai: you're all tall... Jay, why are you a midget?

Jay: shut up. At least I still have my-

Kai: finish that sentence and I'll make sure to damage this body as much as I can.

Jay: *gulps* n-never mind...

Slushy: anyway... the ninjas have to be a yandere's senpai and tell them you hate them.

Ninjas: dear God...

Slushy: *snaps fingers and Each Ninja gets a Yandere*

Ninjas: *gulp*

Yanderes: *gasp* SENPAI!

Kai: *inhales deeply before pulling out a megaphone* I. HATE. YOU!

Yandere 4: w-what?

Kai: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND LADY! AND YOU... YOU ARE JUST MESSED UP!

other ninjas: *shrug* I hate you.

Yanderes: *eyes twitch* あなたの邪悪な邪悪な怪物! 私は呪いあなたとあなた家族とみんなを愛と A 数千年運が悪いのと不名誉... 私の復讐を存続する場合...

Ninjas: wut.

Zane: oh no.

Cole: what'd they say?!

Lloyd: *holding onto random hat* RUN FOR THE HILLS!

When all the Yanderes are *ahem* contained and sent back to their respective homes... far, far away from the studio...

Kai: and... and I thought... fangirls were bad... but yanderes...

Ebony: that's what you get. So~ next... *reads dare card* unless Carmela gives them dares hmm? but she has. so I don't have to perform that dare. so nye. *sticks tongue out* anyway... Everyone has to become a ghoul from Tokyo Ghoul (DAMN RESEARCH! .) and you have to be specific ones given to you or something... well... *snaps fingers and everyone's a ghoul*

Lloyd: what... what am I?

Ebony: *rolls eyes* Lloyd is Uta, Zane is Amon, Cole is Ayato, Jay is Yamori, Kai is Ken Kaneki, Nya is Touke, Slushy is Riza and I'm dead- sorry, Ryouko.

Kai: Am I a hot character? *waggles eyebrows*

Ebony: you're never hot.

Garmadon: I think someone would disagree with that... *nudges Ebony*

Ebony: Say one more word old man... So... we're these things now. whoo.

Sakura: *raises eyebrow*

Ebony: next...

Sakura: Kai has to have a rematch with Carmela who had some serious... accidents while not here. and now she's a one eyed ghoul. (I don't know what you said with the link Calico... I'm afraid I can't actually read Dutch :P)

Ebony: *shakes head* someone's been hanging out in the wrong~ neighbourhood.

Kai: *snaps fingers* wait, wait! I know this one... didn't I end up beating her over the head with her health bar?

Slushy: Yeeeeah.

Kai: -beep-

Sakura: and if you lose then Carmela eats you.

Kai: -beep-

Author: *sticks head around the door* Kai you're out of hair gel.

Kai: *falls to his knees* -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-

Slushy: over dramatic much.

Sakura: please welcome Carmela!

*Carmela comes in. only more ghoul looking... i'm sorry i'm getting lazy.)

Carmela: *narrows eyes at Kai*

Kai: *gulps* please, let me win this one.

Slushy: *with one of the microphones you see in boxing* So~ ladies, gentlemen, ghouls and everything else Ninjago staff have thrown at us to accept as people... Kai vs. Carmela ROUND 2... and... GO! *ding, ding*

later...

Kai: *face first on the floor and says in a muffled voice* well -beep- me.

Carmela: *smirks* this is gonna be good.

Kai: AUTHOR! AUTHOR DAMMIT! ANYONE! ANYONE AT ALL! I AM NOT READY TO BE EATEN YET!

Ebony: Don't worry, I've got this one.

Kai: 0.0 ANYONE AT ALL PLEASE HELP!

Jay: just leave him be. I wanna see this.

Slushy: he's got your body.

Jay: 0.0 holy -beep- *grabs Slushy* you HAVE to save him.

Ebony: and~ too late. *kai gets eaten*

Carmela: I'm out. *walks off*

Jay: *standing there slack-jawed* my body... Kai... oh my god.

Sakura: *snaps fingers and Kai appears, still in Jay's body*

Kai: *smashing head against wall* why?! god, WHY?!

Ebony: *shrugs at the camera* well... that's all the time we have here today so, thank you all for reading, leave a review, favourite, follow etcetera, and we, will see you all next time... BYEE~!