Ebony: welcome back to my ninja dare show! featuring as always...
Slushy: Me!
Sakura: Me!
Cast: *groan*
Kai: WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO LET US GO HOME?!
Ebony: *with a mega phone yelling at Kai* YOU'LL KNOW WHEN, AND IT SURE AS HELL ISN'T NOW!
Kai: 0.0 *slowly backs away*
Ebony: *tosses mega phone away* so shut up. First, Lloyd, go play Fran bow.
Lloyd: Fran what?
Slushy: *shoves him into game room and turns off the light* you'll find out...
Later...
Lloyd: *walks out of game room with a very pale face*
Ebony: you can tell that went great.
Sakura: yep. Next, out of all the ninjas, who's the best at FnaF?
ninjas: *all point to Zane*
Sakura: well~ okay...
Slushy: next, Cyrus, favourite piece of tech?
Cyrus: any and all technology that can make the world a better place.
Ebony: says the man who created a -beep- ton of robots that then turned on everyone in the city.
Cyrus: that was not my fault.
Ebony: neither was standing under a falling piano when you got your legs back then?
Cyrus: *opens mouth then closes it*
Ebony: precisely. next, Kai fight Skylor.
Kai & Skylor: *groan*
Skylor: and there I was thinking I could stay out of this...
Kai: you and me both.
Sakura: *appears between Skylor and Kai* so~ i'd get to it. sooner you fight, sooner it's over right?
Slushy: well~ don't care. Kai master of fire vs. Skylor master of amber...
Kai: can we talk this over.
Ebony: *with the megaphone* NOPE.
Slushy: GO!
later...
Kai: *lying on the floor* T.T hello floor, my old friend.
Sakura: now Jay has to fight Nya.
Cole: I'm sensing a pattern here...
Kai: *scoots back to his seat*
Slushy: jay master of lightning vs. nya master of water... GO!
later...
Jay: *puts hands in the air* okay, okay... I surrender. I'm just sick of the floor... *narrows eyes* I can hear it mocking me...
Ebony: *nudges Nya* still think you made the right choice?
Nya: T.T shut up.
Ebony: there's always the other sailboats...
Slushy: Now Cole has to fight Seliel.
Cole: *snaps fingers* I knew it! and... damn. but... Seliel's not here because she isn't in the show... so~
Ebony: *pulls out copy of Ninjago comic, reaches into it. Sticks head through portal in book. grabs Seliel. Pulls her through it* And they say it's cool when you pull a rabbit out of a hat.
Seliel: *facepalms* not here again...
Slushy: go fight Cole.
Seliel: he has an unfair advantage...
Slushy: don't care. *shoves her over to Cole* Cole master of earth vs. Seliel... GO!
15 minutes of Seliel punching a ghost later...
Seliel: T.T *picks up bucket of water*
Cole: -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-
Seliel: *dumps it on cole*
Ebony: well. that went well. *snaps fingers and Cole is back in his seat. and not dead dead... still a ghost but not... I give up*
Seliel: *ahem*
Ebony: *tosses Seliel a comic* theres a hundred dollars in the comic universe. see if you can get back through.
Seliel: *cursing darkly and wanders out*
Ebony: next Cole has to cook something-
*Cole's turn to cook alarms go off*
Ebony: and the cast have to eat it.
*mass panic erupts*
Sakura: 0.0 well... now what?
Slushy: *pulls out pistol and fires a blank at the ceiling. everyone stops.* shut up. sit down. and Cole make whatever you call 'food'.
later...
Cast: *holding hands over mouths as they rapidly turn green*
Cole: *humphs* It is NOT that bad.
Sakura: have you ever actually tried any of that stuff?
Cole: well, not really but-
Ebony: then there you go.
when the cast have recovered from you know, that... 'stuff'...
Sakura: Kai & Jay have to switch bodies.
Kai & Jya: hell no!
Sakura: *snaps fingers and Kai & Jay have swapped bodies*
Kai & Jay: *scream*
Kai: my hair!
Jay: MY hair! I'm going to poke my eye out I swear.
Kai: you're all tall... Jay, why are you a midget?
Jay: shut up. At least I still have my-
Kai: finish that sentence and I'll make sure to damage this body as much as I can.
Jay: *gulps* n-never mind...
Slushy: anyway... the ninjas have to be a yandere's senpai and tell them you hate them.
Ninjas: dear God...
Slushy: *snaps fingers and Each Ninja gets a Yandere*
Ninjas: *gulp*
Yanderes: *gasp* SENPAI!
Kai: *inhales deeply before pulling out a megaphone* I. HATE. YOU!
Yandere 4: w-what?
Kai: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND LADY! AND YOU... YOU ARE JUST MESSED UP!
other ninjas: *shrug* I hate you.
Yanderes: *eyes twitch* あなたの邪悪な邪悪な怪物! 私は呪いあなたとあなた家族とみんなを愛と A 数千年運が悪いのと不名誉... 私の復讐を存続する場合...
Ninjas: wut.
Zane: oh no.
Cole: what'd they say?!
Lloyd: *holding onto random hat* RUN FOR THE HILLS!
When all the Yanderes are *ahem* contained and sent back to their respective homes... far, far away from the studio...
Kai: and... and I thought... fangirls were bad... but yanderes...
Ebony: that's what you get. So~ next... *reads dare card* unless Carmela gives them dares hmm? but she has. so I don't have to perform that dare. so nye. *sticks tongue out* anyway... Everyone has to become a ghoul from Tokyo Ghoul (DAMN RESEARCH! .) and you have to be specific ones given to you or something... well... *snaps fingers and everyone's a ghoul*
Lloyd: what... what am I?
Ebony: *rolls eyes* Lloyd is Uta, Zane is Amon, Cole is Ayato, Jay is Yamori, Kai is Ken Kaneki, Nya is Touke, Slushy is Riza and I'm dead- sorry, Ryouko.
Kai: Am I a hot character? *waggles eyebrows*
Ebony: you're never hot.
Garmadon: I think someone would disagree with that... *nudges Ebony*
Ebony: Say one more word old man... So... we're these things now. whoo.
Sakura: *raises eyebrow*
Ebony: next...
Sakura: Kai has to have a rematch with Carmela who had some serious... accidents while not here. and now she's a one eyed ghoul. (I don't know what you said with the link Calico... I'm afraid I can't actually read Dutch :P)
Ebony: *shakes head* someone's been hanging out in the wrong~ neighbourhood.
Kai: *snaps fingers* wait, wait! I know this one... didn't I end up beating her over the head with her health bar?
Slushy: Yeeeeah.
Kai: -beep-
Sakura: and if you lose then Carmela eats you.
Kai: -beep-
Author: *sticks head around the door* Kai you're out of hair gel.
Kai: *falls to his knees* -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-
Slushy: over dramatic much.
Sakura: please welcome Carmela!
*Carmela comes in. only more ghoul looking... i'm sorry i'm getting lazy.)
Carmela: *narrows eyes at Kai*
Kai: *gulps* please, let me win this one.
Slushy: *with one of the microphones you see in boxing* So~ ladies, gentlemen, ghouls and everything else Ninjago staff have thrown at us to accept as people... Kai vs. Carmela ROUND 2... and... GO! *ding, ding*
later...
Kai: *face first on the floor and says in a muffled voice* well -beep- me.
Carmela: *smirks* this is gonna be good.
Kai: AUTHOR! AUTHOR DAMMIT! ANYONE! ANYONE AT ALL! I AM NOT READY TO BE EATEN YET!
Ebony: Don't worry, I've got this one.
Kai: 0.0 ANYONE AT ALL PLEASE HELP!
Jay: just leave him be. I wanna see this.
Slushy: he's got your body.
Jay: 0.0 holy -beep- *grabs Slushy* you HAVE to save him.
Ebony: and~ too late. *kai gets eaten*
Carmela: I'm out. *walks off*
Jay: *standing there slack-jawed* my body... Kai... oh my god.
Sakura: *snaps fingers and Kai appears, still in Jay's body*
Kai: *smashing head against wall* why?! god, WHY?!
Ebony: *shrugs at the camera* well... that's all the time we have here today so, thank you all for reading, leave a review, favourite, follow etcetera, and we, will see you all next time... BYEE~!
