Mayhemb; Part 2, you folks all ready...?
Also, I've been asked a good questions (or, atleast a few fun questions) from one of my friends here on the site.
Q; If Alexis was in the Pokemon universe (1) what would her six on-hand pokemon be, (2) what legendary Pokemon would she have, and (3) which boy would she end up falling for...?
So (I will also do some of these things if I have time, btw)
1; Alexis' on-hand Pokemon would probably be a Blissey, a Tropius, Roseraid, Leavanny, Leafeon, and Ludicolo
2; If she could have ANY legendaries, Alexis would get either Shaymin, Virizion, Celebi, or Jirachi.
3; Aaaaand Alexis would probably date Burgh, Marlon, James, oooor Roark.
-Last time in The Learning Blossom-
"Oui..! Nozing 'idden."
"Ah ain't saying that yer weak or nuthin' Lexi, but...We may be goin' inta gang territory iffin' Dojo's right about the location of tha new Wu."
"Our boss would l'ah'ke ah word with ya ah bet."
"*gasp* Jessie?.!"
"Ohhh, Brother and Sister should not be fighting..! Is there no warmth in your heart-
"By tha way, what's up with them Shen Gong Warts anyhow?"
"Sarcasm."
"You know her, you love her, and ya can't seem to hold her down...! Everyone, please welcome back." Jack then removed the items that he was holding, making everyone but Raimundo gasp. "Alexis!"
"ALEXIS IS WHO?.!"
"Hey! Ya mind speeding up your thinking..? Ya've been flash-backing for a few paragraphs now."
"Ya won't regret it, Lex. Ah'll make sure that you don't regret yer choice, ah promise..!"
"Ah can't believe that you'd do this..."
"YOU A'HE 'UINING ZEE MOMENT!"
"Can't let ya tr'ah anythan now."
"Bye-bye, big bro~"
~Part 2 of the 2-Part Black Viper Special~
Far bellow, meters beneath the Earth's surface, laid the now depressed Xiaolin Warriors...Man, this trip had SERIOUSLY taken the turn for the worst..
"You knew about Alexis..?" Kimiko whispered to Raimundo, the 2 of them being quiet so Clay couldn't hear them.
"Yeah...B-But she begged me not to say anything.." Raimundo responded, before the 2 flinched when Clay suddenly gave a sigh, before Dojo slithered out from underneath his hat and looked around.
"Heh...Cozy.." Dojo commented, before Clay looked at the group with a frown.
"Ohhh this is mah fault, if ah had just fought Jessie when ah had the chance none of this would'a happened..!"
"Heeeeey, but then we'd miss our chance to suffocate in a hole together while Nani does who-knows-what with that gang." Raimundo pointed out, obviously annoyed with the cowboy's previous antics,
"I will never again be so foolish as to believe her..!" Omi stated the group, before the familiar purple/black slash ripped through the space between him and Raimundo...And guess who popped out..?
"Come on! This here's a Jail-break!" Jessie told the group, before Omi happily danced.
"I knew I could believe you! You've come to the side of goodness!" Omi happily said, even going so far as to hug the cowgirl.
"Well, let's just say that ah had to pretend ta be with them so they'd trust me..!" Jessie explained to the group, yeeet..
"Sorry, but uh raccoon don't change it's stripes just b'ah crossin' ah dirt road..!" Oh Clay, the phrases you country-folk use still only make partial sense to some.
"Yeah, why are you helping us..? I thought you hated your brother!" Kimiko pointed out, Jessie took this into consideration.
"Well, ah do but...He's still kin, and as Lexi says, Kin's irreplaceable...Besides, that Jack Spicer creep gives me tha prairie-scaries..!" Jessie also threw in a creepy-crawly motion with her hands, making Kimiko smirk a bit.
"I hear that girl..!"
"Ah don't know...A-ah gotta bad feelin' about this..." Clay told the truth, still not believing in his sister's behavior like they were.
"Clay, she is telling the truth..! I am never wrong about this things!" ...Uhm, yes Omi, you HAVE been wrong about these sorta things before!
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"Ugh, fine..! Let's just get tha rest of our Wu, get mah Sugar, and get outta here..!" Clay declared to the group, before Raimundo added something in.
"If Wuya hasn't already found the stash..!"
"No chance! I hid them so good, I may not be able to find them!" uh...might wanna rethink that Dojo..."Th-Th-That came out wrong.."
Jessie and the Xiaolin Monks all watched as Dojo attempted to retrieve the Shen Gong Wu...Which he had stashed away in a cactus...
"When are we gettin' Nani back..?" Raimundo asked the biker-chick with them, who glared at him a bit.
"When we do, got it...? Ah don't know where she's at r'ah'ght now, Jack's in charge...Remember..?"
"Veeeery clever using the Changing Chopsticks to shrink down our Wu, and hide them in a cactus." Omi told Dojo, who was still hissing in pain as his hands continued to get pricked by the needles.
"Yeah but-arrgh-getting them back is-OUCH- Painful..!" Dojo commented, before Omi slowly nudged the Changing Chopsticks near the dragon...With a dead-panned expression, the green dragon used the Wu, making the cactus explode to reveal all of their Wu.
Man, Dojo had done a pretty good-
All the Xiaolin Warriors suddenly gasped when Lassos went around them, before they were pulled away from the pile of mystical objects. While the group was bound on the ground, Jack suddenly came floating down on his heli-pack with Wuya by his side.
"Ah, the simplest traps always bring the greatest pleasure..!" once Jack was done talking, Clay was heard audibly grunting and straining against his rope...With Alexis holding the other end of it.
"Jessie, ah trust you..! Why..?"
"Ah made a little deal with Jack here to regain leadership over mah Vipers." Jessie told her brother, before being handed a sack from her red-headed friend, who she high-fived.
"Nice ta have you back Boss..!"
"All ah had ta do was get you ta lead them to yer warts." Jessie explained, grinning at the group as Omi frowned.
"*sigh* This is the mooost disappointing event turning since the last." Omi commented, before Raimundo looked at him.
"Is it possibly you're going for, turn of events..?"
"Oh it gets better..!" Jessie commented as she put all of the Shen Gong Wu into the sack, and started towards Jack...Only to double cross him. "Not only am ah takin' mah gang back, but ah'm takin' yer warts two!"
"THERE MY WARTS!"...Oh Jack...
"No! You can't!" Wuya yelled out angrily, before Clay made a snide comment.
"Ah tr'ah'ed ta warn ya'll, once ah varmint, always a varmint." Clay declared, before glancing back at Alexis..."Ah still don't know about you, though, Sugar...You've come through a lotta tha t'ah'me, and ah-"
"Jack-Bots! ATTACK!" Jack screamed in anger, before his Jack-Bots appeared...Only for them to jutter and spit out electricity, before falling to shambles. "Y-you're kidding me!"
"We work on our b'ah'kes all day son. You think we can't sabotage some tin-cans when yer not lookin'..?" the red-head biker girl asked the boy genius, who smirked a bit.
"No, I figured, that's why I brought along a 2nd set!" Jack happily proclaimed, before 4 more Jack-Bots suddenly rose up...And went straight for-
"JESSIE!" Clay yelled out, yet already Alexis was on the move. The French-girl shoved the cowgirl out of the way, before getting out her whip.
Everyone watched as Alexis jumped over the first on-coming Jack-Bot, before flipping in the air and using her weapon to grab a hold of the robot's arms, and swung the metal menace at it's robotic brother. With a grin, Alexis flipped her whip into her left hand then, and attacked the 3rd robot. With 5 simple contact points, the Jack-Bot vibrated...Before falling to pieces.
With that, Alexis looked to the final Robot, glaring from underneath the tip of her hat.
"'ave you evah danced viz zee devil in zee pale moon light..?" Alexis questioned, whipping the ground threateningly...Before the Jack-Bot opened up a compartment on it's chest, and pressed a red button in it. Within seconds of pressing the button, the machine was a heap of scrap on the ground. Alexis gave a small snicker at this, before looking at the wide-eyed Jack.
"Uh...Ya mind puttin' down the whip?" Jack squeaked out, before screaming in shock when Alexis flicked the whip at his pants...Which then fell, making the Boy Genius scramble to keep them up.
"Man, I'm NEVER coming back to Texas!" Jack declared, before activating his heli-pack and flying away. Jessie then grinned at the flying away boy and Wuya, raising a fist in the air.
"That's right Slick! Don't mess with Texas! Whoo-whoo~" Jessie happily called out, before she and the other bikers looked to see the escaped Clay running for the bag containing all of the Shen Gong Wu.
The group then made a mad scramble, before Clay and Jessie suddenly had their hands on the sack. "Ah, looks like if you want yer warts, you and me are gonna have a Xiaolin Showdown!"
Before Clay could respond to this, the 2 heard a cough...Before they looked down, to see a floating hand on the sack...
Wait.
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WHAT?.!
"What in tarnation?.!" both siblings yelled, before everyone watched as Alexis suddenly appeared, in her hands was the Shroud of Shadows.
"You didn't zink I vould come to Texas viz joost mon Fan Dango and Tao Chockah, do you...?" Alexis questioned the group, grinning at their shocked expressions. "Nov zen, Cher, Jessie, let's-"
"Nani, this is perfect! You're on our side again, right..?" Raimundo asked as he grinned at Alexis, before looking at Jessie before the French-girl could respond. "Dude! You got DOUBLE-CROSSED! HA!"
"Think again hun, she's still on our s'ah'de..!" the red-head declared, before Alexis coughed again, gaining everyone's attentions.
"Actually..." Alexis started out, glancing between the 2 other people that had their hands on the sack. "I am on nobody's side..! We'll 'ave a Showdovn T'ah'io."
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"Ah accept! Jessie's Silk Spitter against mah Changin' Chopsticks against Sugar's Fan Dango..!" Clay told the 2 girls he was going up against, before Jessie tagged along right behind him.
"The game is Demolition Viper-bike Derby. First ta make it out in one piece, wins." Jessie declared, Alexis nodded her head to this.
"O'h'nly, vee take most of zis De'ah'by, in zee ai'."
"Let's just get this over with, let's go...!" Clay hurriedly declared, before the 3 contestants all backed away from each other and looked at one another. "XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!"
Alexis growled as she, Clay, and Jessie were lined up on the Viper-bikes, preparing for the derby as the 3 were ridding atop suspended strips of land in the air...Man, this was gonna be SOME off-road racin'..!
"GONG YI TAN PI!" the 3 yelled out as they began, Alexis quickly pulling out the Fan Dango.
"FAN DANGO!" Alexis shouted at the top of her lungs, before fluttering the fun and forming a tornado beneath her.
"You tr'ah'in ta lose..?" Jessie asked the girl, who smirked as they all watched as Alexis' Viper Bike was lifted up from the ground...And flew over the track before them at high speed.
Alexis waved to the cheering fans as they passed 2 large rock pillars where the teams were cheering on, being the first to get there as she reved her bike once more.
"Tha only thang better than ridin' is flyin...!" Jessie told her brother when they got some pretty good air, before Alexis watched as she got past a thin strip that had large rocks on both sides.
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Heh, this was actually kinda easy-
"SILK SPITTER!" Alexis looked behind her at Jessie's yell, before watching as Clay suddenly came to a large silk web. Alexis almost stopped her bike at this sight...Almost...
Alexis then watched as Clay used the Changing Chopsticks to slip through the holes of the web, before landing on Jessie's hat, and using the circular rim to gain speed...Before shooting past Jessie, and regained his full size right behind Alexis.
"Good job Cher..!" Alexis called out to the cowboy, who smiled a bit.
"Thank ya kindly Sugar, ah-" Clay then yelled out when a lasso suddenly went around him, and he was dragged off of his bike...And over the edge.
Alexis gasped at this, making a U-Turn with her bike, and riding past the shocked Jessie.
"Sis! We can win this..!" Jessie shouted to Alexis, who stopped her bike and caught the end of the rope that had Clay in a bind.
"Vhat es zee point of vinning, if I do not feel like a vinnah..?" Alexis questioned Jessie, before struggling to get the cowboy back atop the track. "I can lose evahy Showdovn I can, but...But I von't let mon Cher end up like zis..!"
Jessie blinked at this, before growling as she reved up her bike, and continuing on.
"Oh, don't even zink about it..!" Alexis screamed out, before harnessing her chi as Clay finally got up and gripped the platform. "ZOAHN VALL!"
With that, a large circle of the thorned vines suddenly surrounded Jessie, blocking the cowgirl from continuing. For now...
"Cher, a-a'he you al'ight..?" Alexis questioned the cowboy as he got up, before looking up to her.
"Ah'm fine Sugar but...But why'd ya do that..? Ah though you were on no one's s'ah'de."
"I...I did it because...I...Je t'adore (French; I adore you). J'ai besoin de toi (French; I need you)...T-Te me rends heureuse (French; You make me happy).." Alexis told Clay, who blinked at her.
"Uh...Sugar, ah don't know what you just said..." Clay commented, smiling down at the girl as she placed her hands on his shoulders.
"Zat es zee point..!" Alexis exclaimed, before pressing her lips against Clay's...Face mask...
STUPID ARMOR!
"YOU GUYS MIND NOT MAKING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOWDOWN?.!" Raimundo yelled at them, before Alexis was suddenly up onto her feet and yelling at the Brazilian.
"DO NO RUIN ZEE MOOD AH!.? O'H SO 'ELP ME I VILL SHOVE MON BOOT SO FA' UP YOU'H CUL (a not-so-nice way to say 'Butt' in French) ZAT YOU COULD TASTE EET!"
-After Some More Yelling-
"I'll let Jessie go as soon as you a'he 'eady." Alexis told Clay as he got on her Viper Bike, his sorta...Fell off the edge of the platform. Plus, they both agreed that he should be the one to finish this off.
"Thanks Sugar." Clay whispered to Alexis, who nodded her head as she stepped back. Once Clay started going then, Alexis kept her promised, and retracted the vine wall around Jessie.
Alexis then watched as Jessie suddenly fell through one of the openings after the 2 were driving.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH- CLAAAAAAY!" Jessie screamed out as she fell, before Clay looked in her direction in surprise.
"JESSIE!" Clay exclaimed, burning rubber as he sped up and tried to keep pace with his fallin'-'nd-screamin' sister.
"Ah got cha!" Clay yelled, and moments later Jessie gave a confused noise when a lasso suddenly wound around her waist, and pulled her to the platforms as they neared the ground.
"Hop on!" Clay stated, moments before Jessie kicked him off of the Viper Bike.
"Don't m'ah'nd if ah do!" Jessie happily chimed, before taking control of Clay's Bike...And winning the Showdown. "IN YER FACE CLAY! YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAA!"
The rest of the Xiaolin Warriors (including Alexis) ran towards Clay as the Showdown arena started to disappear once Jessie passed through the finish line.
"That was not a very honorable way to win." Omi pointed out, before the group had to duck out of the way on the hoopin-and-hollerin' Black Vipers as they raced through them.
"Eet es gang-'ules Omi...Eet doesn't alvays 'ave to be 'ona'able..." Alexis told the Temple-raised boy, as the group recollected in their civilian clothes.
"Are you hurt..?" Kimiko asked the cowboy, who was frowning at her a bit.
"Just mah pride...A-An-And maybe, where ah sit..." Clay commented, before he sighed as he looked at the departing Black Vipers. "Tha worst part is, ah really had thought she had changed."
"I know...But sometimes, you are just too trusting." Omi told the cowboy, while everyone gave the yellow-skinned boy the same sort of look.
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"Uh...Nani..? Where ya goin..?" Raimundo questioned as he saw Alexis starting to walk away, hands in her pockets.
"Sister, if you think that we do not want you then..Then you are most mistaken..!" Omi called out to her, before the French-girl turned around and opened her mouth. "Even though you have switched sides maaaany times, we forgive you..!"
"Uh...I think what Omi is trying to say is...Is that we know that you did this for the right reasons...Or, at least, what you think is right.." Kimiko explained, before Alexis smirked a bit.
"I knov, I vas joost going to get mon bike. I left eet a few metahs back." Alexis nonchalantly explained, before giggling at the group's expressions. "'elax...Eet could alvays be vo'ah'se."
"Oh yeah..? How ya figure that..?" Clay questioned, looking down at the French-girl, who grinned.
"Vell, none of oos a'he se'iously 'urt, ve still 'ave mo'he Vu zen Jack, 'und I'll make Steaks and chocolate cake fo' dinnah tonight~" Alexis happily chimed, giving the group her best cheer-up grin. And for a moment, the group actually smiled back...Sorta...
Alexis sighed sadly as she sat in front of Clay, both of them frowning at one another.
"Sugar ah...Ah'm just...Ah.." Clay then sighed, mad at how fumbled his tongue was bein'.
"E-eet es al'ight Cher, I...I zink I undahstand vhat you a'he t'ah'ying to say.."
"Y...Ya do..?" Clay asked hopefully, before Alexis gave a small smile.
"Non...N-Not 'eally, b-but...But I'll t'ah'y.." Alexis replied, pawing over to Clay's side and gripping his hands. "I 'eally vill...I...I joost..I need to figu'ah'e out vhat evahyzing zat 'appened today, means.."
"Well..Ah think it means, that we're both a biiiit to trustin' 'nd hopeful." Clay softly said, sighing a bit as he did so.
"Non...I-I don't zink zat.." Alexis declared, looking down at her hands that enveloped Clay's. "I...I zink, maybe..Ve joost vish fo'h a bettah ending. A-And zat...Zat eet isn't alvays seen by ozahs.."
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"Ah hope ya know, that didn't make to much sense." Clay said with a chuckle, making Alexis smile a bit.
"I...I knov, eet vasn't supposed to...I joost vanted to make you smile a bit, Cher." Clay smiled a bit at this, kissing Alexis' cheek...Before once again sighing when he saw a picture frame near his chest. Slowly, Clay pulled it out, and frowned at the picture.
Looking over his shoulder, Alexis looked at the photograph...Blinking a bit when she saw a baby Clay sitting atop a hat-wearing pig in mud.
"Ve'll get 'er back, Cher.." Alexis told Clay, the cowboy looked at her...Smiling a bit.
"Ah'm a bit glad though, that ah didn't lose two-"
"Uhm...Am I interrupting something..?" Master Fung asked, suddenly appearing in the doorway of Clay's room, making both Dragons jump in surprise...Before they saw the box in Master Fung's hands.
"A...Ah package..? Fer me?" Clay asked with a shocked tone, looking at the box in surprise as he opened it and took out the letter, while the others looked into the box...And pulled out the Shen Gong Wu that Jessie had won..!
Quickly, Clay read them the letter.
"Dear big brother, it took me a while but ah finally beat chu...! Only...It didn't feel as satisyin' as Ah had imagined..Anyway, just so there's no hard feelin's, ah'm returning AAAAALL of yer warts! Oh, except for one ah was hopin' ta borrow. Yet, yer wallet and picture are as good as mine..! Sorry, ah just like tha pic. Got mah 2 favorite people on it..Hee-hee~ Ya better treat her right. Anyway, see ya around!
Yer baby sis, Jessie."
Huh..
"Iiiiii knew she had changed her ways..!" Omi happily spoke, grinning as he did so.
"I wonder which Wu she kept.." Kimiko commented, before Clay and Alexis shared a look.
"Ah have a pretty good idea.." Clay declared, throwing a knowing-wink to Alexis, before Raimundo suddenly spoke up.
"Uh...Clay..? I think your sister's still prankin' ya." Raimundo pointed out, pulling out a smaller box from the bottom of the original package. "This is meant for a, 'Big Sis'."
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"Heh, so'ah'y, zat es mine." Alexis softly said, taking the box from the now-smirking Raimundo. "Oh vipe zat sm'ah'k off of you'h face!"
With that Alexis opened up the side of the box, shuffling around a bit...Before pulling out a letter much like Clay's, and flicking the top piece of it open.
"Dear Big Sis,
Ah figured that ah should at least be givin' ya a letter. So, first off, ah'd l'ah'ke ta thank ya fer finally bein' the one ta pick me over mah brother, that was real nice of ya...Second, ah...Ah want ta thank ya again, fer givin' me the option ta tr'ah and do what ah want...Third, thanks fer bein' there fer me...And fer protectin' mah brother when ah tr'ah'd ta hurt him.
But just so ya know, if you decide ta break his heart, AH'LL BE THERE TA BREAK YER SPINE!
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Love ya, yer little sister, Jessie.
P.S., ah'm goin' r'ah'ght now ta see mah Ma and Pa...That idea of yer's, tha one ya told me before ah got yer pals and mah brother, remember..? Of tellin' 'em how ah feel...Well, the plan might not be a bunch ah hog-wash after all...Thanks again~"
Alexis couldn't help but smile a bit at the piece of paper, before looking into the box...And pulling out a picture, which Alexis found it rather hard to repress the grin on her face.
A few moments before Jessie had left to get the group from underground, the younger blonde had set up a camera and the 2 took a picture with their bikes, an arm around the other's shoulder as they gave the camera peace-signs.
Heh..
"Sister...! There is something else in the box." Omi pointed out, before Alexis looked inside the cardboard parcel in her hand...And gave a happy squeal when she saw it.
"Mon Fan Dango~" Alexis happily chimed, taking out the Wu and hugging it happily.
"Well, ah guess we...Sorta...Scored...Maybe..?" Raimundo awkwardly said, rubbing the back of his neck...This day could have been taken in SO many ways..
~Extra~
"FOUL!" Alexis called out after blowing her whistle, making Kimiko groan as she got up from the grass.
"Oh come on! That move was good!" Kimiko exclaimed to Alexis, who was the referee of the soccer game that the group was having. Raimundo and Kimiko vs Clay and Omi.
"Actually, I sav you oozing you' 'ands..!" Alexis quipped back, yet before Kimiko could reply, Dojo suddenly came up to them.
"Lexi, ya got a phone call." Dojo commented as he held up the French-girl's phone, making Alexis smile as she traded the phone for the whistle. "Oooh~ Alright then kids, let's get this game rollin'..!"
Alexis giggled at Dojo's enthusiasm as she walked away, before pressing the phone to her ear.
"Bonjour..?"
"Hey sis..!" Alexis smiled at Jessie's voice, and at how happy the ex-gang leader sounded.
"'ello Jess, 'ow 'ave you been..?"
"Pretty darn good actually. Ma and Pa are glad ah'm back home...Yet, Pa's makin' me work till he figures that ah'v learned mah lesson fer makin' mah Ma worry so much-a bout me."
"Zat seems a bit fai'."
"Ah guess it is. Ah guess it is. Anyway, how's mah bother-wait..Brother, doin..?" Alexis giggled at the purpose mistake, before looking back at the soccer-playing group.
"'e es doing good, evahyvone es playing soccah 'ight nov...And 'ee's zee goalie fo' one of za teams."
"Heh, his butt's big enough...!" Despite what Alexis thought, she ended up laughing along with Jessie at the small jab at the cowboy. "Ah'm real happy that ya gave me yer number Sis, now...Ah reckon ah should let ya get back to yer game and all. Give mah brother a kick in the butt fer me, will ya...?"
"I vill see vhat I can do, Jess."
"Mighty thanks Lexi! Ah'll see ya so."
"Oui, adieu."
"Buh-bye~"
Alexis smiled at the phone as the other line clicked off, before pocketing the device and mozying on over to the group...Kicking Clay's butt as she went back onto the field.
"What tha-Sugar..?"
"So'ah'y! I don't knov vhe'ah zat came f'ah'om." Alexis softly said, before throwing a small wink to the camera.
Mayhemb; And that's it for the Super-spectacular Black-Viper 2-Part Special..! All done in one day! Yeee-haw!