It's a Scene That Should Not Be and a Crossover! It's two awful tastes in one!
Chuckovers
Darth Feist surveyed the death and destruction littering the blockade runner.
Chuckcutus stared across the void at his former first mate. "Resistance . . . is feisty."
"Oh my God," said Commander Ruttheimer. "It's full of rrrrawrrrs!"
" . . . if I only had a giiiiiiirl!" the Scarecrow sang.
The Chuckinator held out its hand. "Come with me if you want to get feisty!" it said.
"Hi, I'm Chucky, and I'm your boy toy to the end! Ooh la la! Ha ha ha!"
"Shut up," she said. "Just . . . shut up! You had me at 'rrrawrrr'!"
Neochuck blinked rapidly as the connection was severed.
"I know Pitch Woo," he intoned with hushed wonder.
"You can trust me!" said the dashing man with the bowtie. "I'm the Doctor. Of Looooooove!"
"Heeeey, Meg," Quagheimer greeted the young girl. "Still under 18?"
"Yes, Mr. Quagheimer."
"Well," he oozed as he waggled his eyebrows, "in an alternate universe, so am I!"