My God damn PC crashed again and I lost three more chapters -_-

Greeeeeeeat -_-

Seriously, this is not even funny anymore. I wrote "Klaine at Ellen" chapter THREE TIMES so far and I lost it. I will eventually write it, I promised I will but seriously, I don't have the will to write that for the FOURTH TIME in few days, I just can't :(((((

I'll do it, just not tonight.

So, I moved onto next prompt on the list, awkward moment with Kurt's brother and the boys.

I did it.

Here it is.

I'm still pissed -_- I own nothing, I don't even own those God damn chapters anymore and it took me two days to type them -_-

The first time it happened it was so awkward for everyone Kurt wanted to move to Mars.

In his defense they thought they were alone and well...

"Mmmhm...Oh God..That's...Shit" Kurt knew he was being loud.

Oh he knew.

The problem was he couldn't stop.

Blaine was mythical creature, of that he was sure.

How else do you explain the things he could do with that mouth of his.

"This is gonna...fuuuck" he tried to make some sense but that turned out to be quite task. "Oh, oh , oh God, do that again"

"You mean this?" Blaine knew what he was doing, the bastard, he just teased.

Which was one of the best things he did, even though Kurt would rather die that admit it.

"Yeeees!" he moaned. "Guh" his head collided with the headboard. 'Don't stop, oh God don't stop"

Which is when the doors flew open and incredibly loud shriek came from the boy who opened the door, stopping his :"hey Kurt did yo-" at the track.

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry" Zacks's mouth hung open but he wasn't taking his wide eyes from Blaine's head, where the boys had a mouthful, pun very intended.

"God fucking damn it Zackary, some privacy, please!" Kurt yelled as best as he could, trying to cover both him and Blaine. GET OUT!' he screamed again as shocked boy made no intention to ever move his eyes from Blaine's head.

That snapped him out of it and he muttered another sorry and shut the door.

"fuck my life" Blaine moved his head away and groaned in Kurt's thigh. "Oh my God, I can't believe that just happened" he was freaking out. 'Oh I think I'm gonna be sick he rolled onto his back.

Kurt's 17 year old brother just saw him give his brother a blowjob.

Lovely.

"I am never looking that kid in the face again" Blaine announced. "Seriously, I'm moving out"

Kurt was on his feet, pulling his pants on, pissed out of his mind. "Oh shit, that hurts" he tried to zip them over his still prominent problem.

"Of course it hurts, idiot, you're trying to zip your pants over a hard on. Speaking of,how the hell are you still hard?" Blaine was shocked.

"Years of practice, Blaine" he whipped him with a glare and stormed out.

"Zacary Michael Roberts, get you stupid ass in here" he called out as he searched for the boy.

'I'm so sorry Kurt, I swear I didn't knew you were doing ...that" he blushed when Kurt found him, hiding in the kitchen.

'Sit!" Kurt pointed to a chair, fuming. 'Ever heard of KNOCKING?"

"I'm sorry" boy said again.

"Seriously, do you have any idea how awkward this is?" Kurt made a disgusted face.

'Tell me about it" Zack murmured.

"I *will* tell you about it" Kurt wasn't backing down. You don't come into my room without knocking, ever again, do you understand?" he stared at his brother. 'You will never open any doors in this house without knocking first, WAIT for permission to get in and THEN open the doors, am I making myself clear?'

The boy just noded.

"Do I come in barging in the attic when Jacob is over?" Kurt asked and answered his own question. 'No I don't. I don't know what you two do and I sure as hell don't want to know." he pointed, making the boy blush.

Jacob was Zack's boyfriend, a gorgeous 17 year old boy from his school. They were dating for a little over four months and Zack seems very happy. Kurt, the perfect brother he is, had no problem with Jacob coming over.

hell, he wasn't an idiot, he knew what it's like to be 17 and have a hunk by your side. He might as well give them freedom and security to do whatever the hell it was they're doing in a safe place.

Attic.

KEEP IT IN YOUR ROOM!

"You had one job, Zack" Kurt rolled his eyes as he got up.

"Should I go up and apologize to Blaine?" he offered and Kurt went rigid.

"What kind of stupid question is that? you should be lucky if you see him even once before we send you off to college" Kurt hissed and stormed up.

That was the first time.

Blaine avoided the kid like a plague after that.

Wouldn't you?

It was beyond weird.

Next time really was an accident.

Or Zack not respecting the rules, if you will.

Kurt and Blaine came home from a concert only to find Jacob and Zack in the living room sofa, Jacobs ass on full display as he mouthed over Zack.

"Holy shit' Blaine spun around momentarily as he saw the scene, pushing Kurt outside before he saw it too. 'CLOTHES ON, GUYS!" he called out as he slammed the door shut.

Third time is the charm, huh?

Wrong.

"Oh my god, get out!" Kelan yelled around a moan.

'I don't care he's your brother, I'm gonna kill that kid!" he complained few moments later to Kurt. 'I love that guy but I do not like an audience when I have stuff up my ass, are we clear?"

Kurt rubbed his eyes tiredly and uttered yet another :"I'll talk to him" and "I'm sorry" followed by a giggle from James.

"Really not funny, babe" Kelan said, still holding his pants up. At least he got those from around his ankles fairly quickly.

Kurt had another talk with Zack. Apparently, he really didn't do anything wrong since James and Kelan were doing it in the bathroom. Yes, he should have knocked again but they shouldn't be doing it in there.

"we have a kid in the house" Kurt kept saying.

Normally , no one paid any attention.

"Booobs, oh God!" the boy yelled when Jacob and him came down the stairs to find Sean talking Shanon's bra off.

"What are you doing here, I thought house is empty" Older boy covered his girlfriends as she giggled into his neck. She dated Sean for years, shit happens in this house a lot. She was almost used to it.

"Well. it isn't! " Zack scolded. "How come everyone is messing around all over the place only I get the shit for seeing stuff I most certainly don't want to see?" he asked to no one in particular as he escorted hi boyfriend out.

But the most dreadful thing happened when he walked in on Kurt, bent over the kitchen table, with sweaty, moaning Blaine behind him, swearing like a sailor.

That tipped the glass over.

Cause Kurt noticed something.

A very, VERY strange way Zack was looking at Blaine sometimes.

Kurt couldn't even assume that Zack might have a crush on his boyfriend since he saw, first hand, pun again very intended, how crazy Zack is about Jacob. So, that couldn't be it.

And he didn't eyed him awkwardly or anything, he just eyed him like he...Like...Was that awe?

"Ok, this is getting ridiculous,m you have to talk to him" Blaine put his foot down one day. "I'm sorry but this is getting freaky., he keeps looking at me in this weird way and it's making me uncomfortable. Did I scarred him for life when he walked in on us?"

"He's a gay boy.. I hardly think the sight of a blowjob is scarring for him" Kurt reasoned.

'Then what is it?" Blaine demanded to know. 'For weeks now he's been staring at me as if I have three heads! And I'm blowing you with all three of them!" he slumped making Kurt laugh. "It's not funny, I really feel awkward"

"Urgh, I'm on it." Kurt groaned as he got up. "Erm..is he alone upstairs?" he wanted to make sure cause oh god, the images.

"Yes, Jacob is lifting weights today. Fuck, did you notice how buff that kid is? Damn!" Blaine said.

'I knoooow' Kurt whimpered. "He's 17, where did he got those abs and those biceps and that ass?"

"Erm, hello?" Blaine waved , acting offended.

'I'm sorry baby. I wouldn't trade your ass for anything" Kurt leaned over the couch to mouth over Blaine's neck. "Or your abs, God I love those" he moaned as he bit on Blaine's earlobe.

"Go talk to your brother, fast!' Blaine urged as he turned his head around to kiss Kurt passionately. "Now!" he ordered and Kurt groaned when their lips separated. "Don't forget where we left off" he winked and went upstairs.

Twenty minuted later he came down, trying to hold a laughter that was obviously trying to break trough.

"Well, that was interesting" he cleared his throat.

"Ok" Blaine eyed his . "What is?"

"Well, he definitely don't think you have three heads" Kurt was still fighting not to smile.

'No?" Blaine was confused. Then why is he staring at me all the time and blushed when I look back?"

"Because, you my man, left an impression" Kurt bit his lip and climbed into Blaine' lap. "Apparently, my little brother thinks you're fabulous, fantastic, amazing, exquisite, divine" he recited as he leaned in so his breath was tickling Blaine's face.

"What?" Blaine tried to follow.

"Aham" Kurt licked his lips. 'Turns out that Zack thought your ...Technique, for the llack of better word, is something out of this world" he finally laughed.

"He...What?" Blaine was still lost.

"Remember how he walked in on us the first time?"

"Vividly" Blaine made a face.

"Turns out, he couldn't take his eyes off of you then or his mind off of you later. In fact, his exact words were:"How is he dong that?" Kurt finally explained.

"Wait, so he.." Blaine's smile was breaking out, too. "He was impressed with that?'

"Yeah. In a conversation that horrified me to my very core, my little Zack wanted me to as you how can you .Swallow. All. That?" he rose an eyebrow and Blaine whimpered.

"Oh God, stop , that's your brother you're talking about" he made a face.

"Exactly. My brother that now thinks you're some kind of sex God or something" Kurt snorted and Blaine made another face.

"Excuse me, are you saying I'm not " he furrowed his brows.

"Oh no" Kurt was apologetic. 'You're very good, amazing even. Oh you make all the other boys seem like amateurs" Kurt got a gleam in his eye. "I would so love for you to show me your divine ways, Mr. Anderson" he locked over Blaine's bottom lip and Blaine just gave up.

No one walked in on them that time.

The biggest shocker however came few days after that.

Kurt and Blaine were watching a movie in their room ( Kurt was still swooning whenever he actually thought about it, it's THEIR room).

There was a soft knock on the door, followed by a "Can I come in?" from Zack.

"Yeah, come on in buddy" Blaine answered for both of them.

The boy shuffled in and sat down tentatively.

"What re you guys doing?" he asked, obviously needing something.

'Watching Warm Bodies."Kurt wasn't taking his eyes off of the screen. "This is hilarious"

"Yeah, I've seen it" Zack stammered.

"Is everything ok?" he turned to face his brother. "Are you ok?"

Zack bit his lip and cleared his throat. "Can I...Can I maybe talk to you guys?"

"Suuuure" Kurt dragged out the word, not sure about Zack's tone. 'What's wrong?"

"Oh um..Nothing's wrong per se. I just...Um" he cleared his throat again. "I was wondering if I can ask you something?" he finally said.

"Oh God, call Alan" Kurt murmured to Blaine in horror. "I have a feeling where this might go"

"Don't be an ass" Blaine pushed him playfully and turned to Zack. "Sure, what did you want to ask?" he smiled encouragingly.

"Well, um..I know there's no really easy way to ask this or a way to make it less awkward but you two are the only gay guys I know, well, other than Kelan and James and Kelan is still kinda mad at me for that incident' Zack ranted adorably, his blond bangs falling into his eyes as he gestured.

'Let me guess, it's a sex thing" Kurt said simply.

"Well, yeah. obviously" Zack gave him a face that clearly said "What else could it be?"

"Do you want me to leave?" Blaine asked. He didn't want to make the kid even more uncomfortable.

'Oh no, this is about both of you. Actually that's my problem" Zack said.

"We're your problem?" Kurt asked in confusion.

"What? of course not" Zack made another face and them blushed again. "Basically, what I wanted to ask is...Um.." he rubed the back of his head, " is...Which one of you is more of a top or which one of you is more of a bottom?" he gushed out, his face going tomato red at the same time both Blaine's and Kurt's face went pale.

Oh Lord.

"Erm...Wow, I need a minute. You really don't beat around the bush, do you kid?" Kurt took a breath.

"I'm sorry, but I have no one else to talk to and you're my brother and you two seem to be so good together and I just" he climbed closer to them on the bed ."I just feel like...Urgh" he groaned and face palmed next to Kurt.

"Ok, ok, calm down, it's ok. I'm not mad at you or anything, it's just a bit..." Kurt pushed trough his embarrassment. If he was embarrassed he couldn't even imagine how hard this might be for Zack, hence this must be important.

"Ok, do you just need an answer or is there more to it?' Blaine tried to help. 'Cause to be honest, it's not like we keep count"

"Yeah, we're generally both. Um.." Kurt did the math in his head. "If I had t make a rough assumption, I'd say I'm more of a bottom?" he looked at Blaine questioningly.

"You think?" Blaine wondered too.

"I dunno" Kurt shrugged. "Maybe 51:49 in favor of you toping?" he offered and Blaine noded in agreement., making a face. "Ok, I guess that can be the rough answer"

Zack was listening with interest.

"Ok, ok" he noded when he noticed that Kurt and his boyfriend weren't pulling their hair out. 'And erm, with guys you've been before?" he asked in interest.

'What do you mean?" Kurt asked, not quite understanding.

"Well, you with um..Tom was it?" the boy wasn't sure what his name was, "and Ian? What about them?"

"Oh, that?" Kurt thought about it for a minute. "I don't know. Both again?" he made it sound like a question as he eyed his brother.

"And you?" the boy scanned Blaine.

"Hm.."Blaine was thinking about it , too. "I have to agree with Kurt. Both"

"And how did those guys look like?" he presses on.

"They looked like guys?" Blaine made a comment.

"No," Zack rolled his eyes. "I mean, were they bigger than you, we're they taller or you know.,,Stuff like that"

"Um..." Blaine eyed his strangely. 'It's kinda hard not to be taller than me. As you can notice I'm tiny as fuck"

"You're not tiny, you're perfect" Kurt leaned over to kiss his little teenage dream.

"You're not helping, Kurt" Zack whined.

'Honey, it's hard to help when i don't know what the problem is" he said sympathetically. 'How about you fill us in"

Zack took a deep breath to steady his breathing. "Ok, ok, so I was just...Oh God, this is embarrassing"

"Zack, you just asked which one of us is having dick up his ass more often, I think we've passed embarrassment at this point" Kurt was being firm.

"Yes, right" Zack agreed and surprisingly he didn't blush. "So, you know my boyfriend?"

"The 17 year old Adonis that makes us all feel like we should go live under a bridge? Yes, we're familiar with his work" Blaine joked and Zack gave him a grateful smile. "Well, we have been, um..Well, we had sex" he stated.

"Good for you?" Kurt offered with a head tilt.

"No, yeah, it was. I mean, it is. I mean.." Zack stuttered. "He is amazing and I love him so much" he straighten up.

"Aww, that's great, I'm so happy for you" Kurt gave him a small hug. "But" he urged sensing there's more, obviously.

"Well, um, we did it only few times, it's quite recent.." he searched for right word, "development in our relationship" he explained, "and he wants me to...I mean, I have never..We only.. " he was hyperventilating by this point.

"Zack?" Blaine eyed him. 'Are you trying to tell us you haven't tried both things yet?"

"I haven't toped" he finally managed, going tomato red again.

"Ok, so what's the problem? Do you not like bottoming? Kurt asked.

"Or you don't want to top?" Blaine suggested another option.

"Or do you like bottoming?" Kurt offered again.

"Well, yeah I like what we do, I mean, its' amazing" Zack admitted but erm..." he was nervous again, "now Jacob wants me to.." he waved his hands around and Blaine finished for him "top"

"Basically, yeah" the boy said.

"And you don't want to?" Blaine assumed again.

Zack thought about it for few moments. "I do. I mean, I enjoy what we do a lot cause it just feels amazing and I'm not against toping or anything and I want to make him happy" his eyes were honest and a bit scared, "cause he's like the prefect guy and I want to do this for him, well not him, for us but.."

"Buuuut?" Kurt encouraged.

"He's a huge guy, Kurt" Zack voiced, painting confusion all over both Kurt and Blaine's face.

"Ok, he's a big guy. Point?" his brother was missing one.

"Well , look at me" Zack waved at himself, as if they're missing a elephant in the room. "I'm freaking tiny, he's twice my size. " he whined. 'he's got all those muscles and I feel like a petal in his arms and he is just...I mean, I..." he was fighting to explain, "What if I suck at it?"

"What?" Kurt laughed humorlessly. "Why makes you think you'll suck at it? Just cause he's bigger than you? That has nothing to do with it"

Zack wasn't convinced.

"Ok, look" Kurt moved forward so he was face to face with him. "Yes, your boyfriend is gorgeously built like a Greek God. It's a good thing" Kurt shook his head as if Zack needed a reminded. Maybe he did. "Yes, he is bigger than you in that physical way but that doesn't mean he's born to top" Kurt knew how ridiculous this sounded and he needed to explain it to Zack. "Besides, doesn't the fact that Jacob wants you to top say enough about what he wants? If you don't want to top then that's ok. There are people who just prefer the other option and there's nothing wrong with that. But if you DO want to try it, let go of your fears and just go for it. " Kurt smiled at his brother.

"You mentioned Tom earlier. Honey, Tom was also a huge, huge guy" Kurt pointed. "And not once did I thought I may be inadequate for him. He was amazing at making me feel loved and comfortable and we were each others first, just like you and Jacob are. You should tell him how you feel about this" Kurt advised. "Tell him you're afraid you might not be good at it, it's ok to be afraid. The only way you can get past this is if you talk to him. Besides, I'll let you on a little secret. The bigger they are the easier they fall." Kurt winked at Zack, making him blush again.

"I just don't want to disappoint him" the boys admitted.

"You won't" Blaine took his hand. "The fact that he was the one who suggested you do this is a good sigh. Besides, if you want this like you said you do and you admit that bottoming makes you feel great, don't you want the same for him? To make him feel great?" Blaine was being logical.

'Of course I do, I'm just freaked out. What if I'm bad at it?" Zack was persistent.

"Don't be ridiculous, it's not rocket science" Blaine smiled at him. "Just relax and do what feel natural. And just like Kurt said, talk to him. Tel him how you feel. he's good guy, he'll understand"

"Thanks you guys" Zack gave them both grateful smile. "And I'm sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable" he said, his eyes downcast.

"Don't be silly, I'm glad you came to talk to me" Kurt hugged him. "Well, us. "

"You're really great, you know that?" his brother sighed. "I'm really happy I have you in my life"

Kurt couldn't help but smile. "I'm glad I have you, too."

"And you" Zack broke free from Kurt's embrace to wrap an arm around Blaine. 'Thank you for being so awesome. You didn't have to listen to this" he blushed again.

'Sure I did" Blaine hugged him back. "I love the fact that you feel like you can confide in us. I know you and I are technically nothing but I just want you to know that you're not nothing to me. Anyone who's important to Kurt is important to me' Blaine admitted.

"Never let him go" Zack whispered to Kurt as he got up.

"Don't plan to" Kurt smiled at the boy.

"Thanks again. And I'm sorry if I made you feel awkward" he said yet again.

'Hush. We're always here for you" Kurt told him honestly.

Zack eyed them for a minute, just standing at the doors, not leaving.

"What?" Blaine smiled at him.

'Nothing" Zack shook his head with a broad smile. 'You guys are gonna be amazing dads one day. You're natural"

Kurt spluttered.

Blaine just grinned from ear to ear. 'We will be, won't we?" he said as if it was the most natural thing to say and Kurt whipped his head to look at the man next to him.

"Blaine" he said barely audible.

"What?" he looked down at Kurt, smile never leaving his face. "Am I freaking you out?"

Kurt was trying to calm his raging hear but to avail. "No" he said as his eyed sell with unshed tears. 'You're really not"

As he heard the doors close and Blaine wrap his arms around his body, he was genuinely shocked.

At how true his words were.

Cause he wasn't freaking out.

At all.

Instead panic he felt warmth spread trough his body.

In his arms was the man who planed a future with him.

Who was willing to share the good, the bad and the awkward with him.

His teenage dream was giving him a whole another life to dream about.

I need fluff cause have I mentioned my PC ate my chapters? -_-

There, another prompt filled.

I hope you like it, escpecially the reviewer who asked for this situation. I hope I didn't disappoint you much.

Also, Jacob is NOT Twilight's Jacob, just to be clear.

Love you all!