Chapter 38

Me: I guess it's that time again! It's Talk Time! In case you were wondering, the Ding on the inbox has broken but stuff can still come through. Anyways, we have stuff from Psycho the Random Vixen! 'ASL Bros: *giggles*

Sabs: Which one do you like the most?

Luffy: *has a washable marker and doodles on his arm* Don't worry, It washes off

Frankeh: My friends: watch?vqD7aP7qhiWY

Belle: Nice!

Everyone: Awesomesause! My friends & i being derps: watch?v3lCOhdvjvd0

Bepo: You like?

Kuzan: I don't even know.

Koala: YASS

Law: The things i find on teh internet.

Lucci: I know that, but what my point is, like if you couldn't use your Devil Fruit ability for a while or something for example, What weapon would you use?

SirSwag$$: YAY!

Cherie: The fanfic is called "One Day In April" Its really cute! Here: . ?no37561&chapter1

Chopperz: Yuss!'

Sabo: I like the hot one but the ice one is better!

Luffy: Awesome! *Steals pen to draw on the face of a now sleeping Ace*

Franky: Your friends are SUPER!

Belle-mere: *Grins*

Everyone except Franky and Luffy: *Sweatdrops*

Luffy: Shishishi! Your friends are awesome!

Bepo: Yes.

Kuzan: Huh.

Koala: YASS!

Law: The internet is weird.

Lucci: Well…Katana.

Mihawk: *Smirks*

Me: I'm marrying this man, ladies and gentlemen. Shanks is not going to be the best man, before you ask.

Everybody else: We know.

Shanks: *Puppy eyes* But why?

Mihawk: You're annoying. And you have one arm.

Shanks: *Pouts like a child*

Me: It it cute! *Adds to fave*

Chopper: Yup!

And to conclude this episode, yoshi3000 returns! We've missed you. 'Round 35!
1) Gulbrand, take one of the twins out on a date. If she's not pleased, then Luffy punches you into the sky. Good Luck!
2) Cherie, I have two more planned appearances for you. You get a cameo in the next Anime Confessions (which is the Tashigi episode that's out already) and "Love's an Illusion and Hina's the Deceiver".
3) In "Love's an Illusion and Hina's the Deceiver", you're going to get a new slave. A stuck up swordswoman, by the name of Motoko Aoyama from that unsightly anime, Love Hina.
4) Your show is quite popular among fellow reality warpers. It's one of highest watched next to Anime Confessions.
5) Hancock, if you want to get it on with Luffy so bad, you could just fuse with anyone in his harem.
6) Cherie, subject Hancock to doujin that star her, but none of them with Luffy in them. It's torment!
7) Sanji, you get spared once again. So go play Huniepop and see if you can NOT fail at it. Luffy played it and he has the high score behind Robin.
8) What would you think of this story ideas? The Strawhats end up in the World of the Sims under the mercy of a perverted player.'

Gulbrand: No!

Me: Yes. *Poofs away Gulbrand and Lucia on a date* Oh yeah, I've seen that one. Awesome and I look forward to that one. *Grins evilly* Also, really? Awesome!

Shanks: Let's throw a party!

Me: When this is done.

Hancock: *Cross popping veins* Alright *Fuses with Rebecca and ReCock screws Luffy as Cherie shows ReCock the doujinshi*

ReCock: Is that Mari? And Sonia?! Who's sick enough to pair me with my own sisters?

Me: Well, this is the internet.

*Sanji is playing Huniepop and failing badly*

Me: It's almost like Sanji's the main character but more of a failure…*Reads story idea before devil horns sprout out of her head again and speaks in M Bison voice again* Yes! Yes!

*Cherie can feel Mihawk's eyes pierce her from the other side of the room*

Me: *Swallows* Well, we end the show here! Please continue to send more stuff in for the show and our poor victims, I mean guests! *Is picked up by Mihawk and hauled over his shoulder* I got to go, I have a "date" with Mihawk!