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Chapter 36: Mukuro and Hibari do not Mix
Tsuna knew he should have asked Shoichi to install that youtube filter on his Cloud's, and Mist's for that matter, personal computers. But no, he had to be trusting. Reborn shook his head slightly as he saw Tsuna grimacing, barely holding himself back from banging his head into something. The sounds of tonfas connecting with a trident echoed up the drive to the Vongola Mansion. Tsuna sighed, knowing the sound far too well. "And the moral of the story is," *'No! No! Please, let me live! no...*guagh * * "always, always, let the Hibari make the first move." The others nodded. Better to have unrequited feelings then be 'bitten to death' by Hibari. It wasn't worth the pain to be forward. How did this happen? What story was Tsuna speaking of? Well...
'Oi! Hibari! Watch this!' Naito Longchamp yelled, bouncing into Hibari's room and typing in 'world is mine6918.' Why was Naito Longchamp in the Vongola Mansion? Easy. He had a meeting with Tsuna. Why was he barging into the Cloud Guardian's room and demanding Hibari watch some youtube video? Who knows. Perhaps he had a death wish?How could he enter something into Hibari's personal computer that had been made by Spanner to only respond to the Flames of the one it was made for? We may never know. The why's didn't matter, neither did the how. What did matter was the results. Hibari watched, his anger growing with every second, but somehow he couldn't move. He was transfixed by the horror before him.
'Herbivorous boss, what is this?' he asked when the video ended. Naito grinned, either oblivious to the deadly aura around Hibari or just ignoring it.
'Isn't it funny?' he asked. He found himself stuck in a wall three halls away with a rather large bruise and a couple broken ribs.
'Pineapple,' Hibari growled. Everyone near by shuddered in fear. The Skylark was out for blood.
"Hibari! Let him be! It was just a stupid fan-vid! You remember the one they made about you, me, and Mukuro right?" Tsuna yelled. Hibari glared at the boss.
"You were just as murderous." Tsuna sighed.
"Just... let it go. If Mukuro dies, I take it out of Namimori's budget. And Chrome will never speak to you again. In fact, she might just die as well," he said. Hibari's eyes narrowed. Surely the Omnivore wouldn't... "Try me," Tsuna said, voice hard and eyes unrelenting. Hibari backed down. Tsuna nodded then pulled out his phone. "Shoichi? Can you make it so Rokudo and Kyoya can't watch videos with their names or short-hand numbers in the title on their computers?" he asked. Reborn smirked.
'So he does learn,' the hit-man thought.
"Thank you, Shoichi. I own you my mansion," Tsuna said with a smile. On the other end of the phone, Shoichi shuddered. That was not a happy Decimo. He pitied the guardians. Especially the Cloud and Mist. Tsuna didn't call them by their first names unless he was ticked.
A/N: Yeah... not quite as funny as I wanted, but I think you might enjoy it. Drop a review on your way out! They really do help the writing process.
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