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Falling Star

"What the hell did I do now?" Inuyasha's scowl bore into Kouga's glare.

Kouga didn't answer his question so Inuyasha turned to Shippo who shrugged.

"This guy was born with a bone to pick with you," Shippo replied, "Maybe he's afraid you might beat him at being stupider."

Inuyasha glared at Shippo. "There are no women here to protect you Shippo."

Shippo's eyes widened as he looked up from the magazine. His emerald met with very vicious gold. Then Inuyasha smirked.

"You and Kikyo must be the king and queen of hell," Shippo replied, "I'm right, aren't I?"

"I did think she was a devil," Miroku added, "But not literally. A succubus to be more specific."

Inuyasha glared at Miroku. "She's not a succubus."

"That would explain how she's got you brainwashed," Kouga remarked.

"I'm not brainwashed," Inuyasha snapped, "How many times must we have this conversation?!"

"Until you break up with her," the boys replied simultaneously.

Kouga thought about it a moment (without making his thinking face). "Or until she breaks up with you. Which could happen."

Inuyasha's eyes widened as Shippo and Miroku glared at Kouga.

"Or rather will happen," Kouga continued, "And you know it too."

"I don't-"

"That must be why you're all over Kagome," Kouga snapped.

"I'm not-"

"One door closing is another window opening, right? In-u-yash-a?" Kouga seethed.

"C-closing...?" Inuyasha repeated.

Kouga smirked at Inuyasha, "Isn't it obvious? I mean, after-"

Shippo stood up. "Can you believe what they write about you guys in here?"

Kouga and Inuyasha turned to Shippo.

"They think you're in Atlantis!" Shippo cried incredulously.

Inuyasha sighed, "Shippo, you can sit down now."

Shippo realized that he was still standing up. "Oh...yeah...it's just...I feel so tall."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Right."

"Family is family," Shippo replied as he sat down, "That's all."

Kouga scoffed, "Everyone is always on your side."

"Because I have free baked goods," Inuyasha answered, "'s all."

"And he knows how to treat people," Shippo added, "At least sometimes."

"And you're always in the wrong, Kouga," Miroku replied.

Kouga opened his mouth as if to say something.

"You can have Kagome," Inuyasha cut in, "You just have to earn her."

Everyone stared at Inuyasha.

"You're always on my case nowadays because of her," Inuyasha explained, "I'm telling you, I'm not trying to compete with you for her. She's my friend and Kikyo's my girlfriend. Fact is, regardless of what I do, she's going to be my fan and from what I can tell, she's going to like me better than you. You can go for her and I'm not going to interfere."

"That's really mature," Shippo remarked as he stared at Inuyasha in shock.

"I don't see what's so mature about it," Inuyasha replied, "I never said I was going for her anyways. Kouga assumed."

"The kiss was...?" Kouga pressed.

"An accident..." Inuyasha sighed at the skeptical expressions before correcting himself, "A mistake. The subsequent kiss wasn't my fault. And everything else was out of friendship. I'm not after Kagome."

"Only because of Kikyo, right?" Kouga asked.

"Only...only because of Kikyo?" Inuyasha repeated, "What does that even...what is that supposed to mean?"

Kouga stood up. "You keep saying you're not going for Kagome. You never said you aren't interested in her."

"That...that goes without saying, doesn't it?" Inuyasha snapped.

"No, it doesn't," Shippo and Miroku muttered.

"I mean, if I li...if I felt that way about her, why wouldn't I go for her?" Inuyasha continued, "Apparently, my relationship with Kikyo is ending anyways?! That was what you were insinuating before, wasn't it?"

Kouga met Inuyasha's emotional glare with a stony one. "Kikyo is your girlfriend. I realize that and I'm sure you do too. But is that just an excuse not to go for Kagome? Or something to excuse your actions towards her?"

Inuyasha's eyes narrowed. "What are you trying to say?"

"You keep playing the girlfriend card," Kouga replied, "Just because you can. But does it really mean anything to you?"

Inuyasha's eyes narrowed even further. "What are you trying to say?"

"That just because Kikyo's your girlfriend, doesn't mean you don't like Kagome!" Kouga snapped.

"I'm not Miroku!" Inuyasha's replied defiantly, "I love Kikyo."

"So?" Miroku responded.

"One love. One heart," Inuyasha explained, "quoting Bob Marley."

Shippo stared at Inuyasha. "Most people don't have both human and demon blood in them."

"Your point...?" Inuyasha gave Shippo a blank stare.

"So, why can't you have two loves for one heart?" Shippo replied, "You've got two races in one body."

Inuyasha's eyes narrowed at Shippo. "I take offense to that."

Kouga gave Inuyasha a glare.

"What? What more can I do? I've already practically GIVEN YOU THE GO AHEAD!" Inuyasha snapped.

Kouga's glare deepened. "What right do you even have to do that?"

"What right do I..." Inuyasha sighed, "Everything I do is a problem for you, isn't it?"

Kouga just glared in response. Inuyasha scowled.

Miroku sighed, "So any of you seen them naked yet?"

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "HOW CAN YOU EVEN ASK THAT?" "IS IT ALWAYS WITH THE BOOBIES WITH YOU?!" was all Miroku heard in response. All at the same time.

"So the answer is...yes?" Miroku tried.

"How about no," Shippo and Inuyasha chorused.

"Kouga?" Miroku turned to the wolf demon.

"Nope," Kouga answered.

Miroku sighed, "Me neither. What's the point of even staying with girls if you can never accidentally catch a glimpse of their birthday suit?"

"To hide from mutt face's psycho bitch?" Kouga replied.

Shippo shrugged as he held up a tabloid, "Magazines?"

Miroku turned to Inuyasha. "What's your reason?"

"They're our biggest fan base," Inuyasha replied, "Easy to manipulate."

"Manipulate?" the three boys turned to Inuyasha.

"I ate well yesterday," Inuyasha patted his stomach, "Very well."

"Douche."

An all-boy chapter to match with the all-girl chappy. Can you tell I'm hitting a wall?

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