Author's Note: I know you don't like it... or maybe you do, I dunno. I just took out some of the words that I found offensive or rude, crude or lewd, and inserted censored instead. Don't let it go to your head... WHY IS IT WHEN I WRITE AUTHOR'S NOTES I ALWAYS END UP WITH A RHYME!? Ugh... every time...
Intro: Joey
I
don't know Yug'
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
Cause
I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think, everybody's
got a bone to pick with me dude
And they need to take it up with
me after the duel
Hook: Joey
Because these chicks
don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like
they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the
man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
Verse: Joey
So I get off stage right? drop the mic
Walk up to
these hot chicks and I'm all like
What's up, ladies? My name's
Joey's, baby
I'm the lead singer of Yami's band baby
They're
all like "Oh my God! It's him"
"Becky oh my
censored God it's him!"
"I swear to censored God,
dude you censored rock!"
"Please Joey, please let me
suck your definitely censored!?"
Now by now the rest of the
clique get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my
accapellas
All the chicks start yellin, all the hot babes
Throw
their bras and there shirts and there panties on stage
So like
every single night they pick a fight with me
But when fight it's
kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause Serenity's kinda hot on Mai you
see
Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from
me
Yesterday Bakura tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told
him Kisara's my wife to be S.S.: Kisara... from a later season, in
ancient egypt. She's pretty.
This rockstar shit, it's the life
for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
beats
Hook: Joey
Because these chicks don't even know
the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold
hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All
because I'm the lead singer of my band
Bridge: Joey
My
Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
My Band! My Band! My
Band! My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!
Baby Yeaaaah!
Verse: Duke
You
just wanna see a girl backwards dont you
Hey dad! How come we
don't raffle off power tools?
Smash Joey's vocals and do a
performance
But we in a van, and he in a tour bus
You don't
want my autograph, you's a liar
And naw I'm Duke (Oh, I thought
you were Kaiba!)
And what the Hell is wrong with our dressing
room?
Cause our toilet is lookin smaller than a decimal
It's
kinda hard to pee when the electricity don't work and I can't even
see!
All I did was watch a Richard Simmons tape,
So I'm more
intact, tryin to get past when I got raped,
My cheerleader's Doin
jumpin jacks while I gettin whipped on my back
Verse: Tristan/Bakura (Joey)
Look at Joe lil punk ass, thinkin he
the shit
Yeah I know man by himself he's watching chick
flicks
Hey, I thought we had and interview with Yami Motou
(No
I had an interview, give me my tickets now I gotta go)
You gon' be
late for soundcheck
Man, I ain't going to soundcheck
Man, our
mics is screwed up
And his always sound best
You know what man?
I'ma say something
Ay'yo Joe! (What's up Tris!) Man, nothing
I
though you was about tell him off man, what's up?
Man, I'm a tell
him what I feel like it man, shut up
And you ain't even back me
up, and we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after
you, I swear
Awe man, whatever!
I swear man!
Hook: Joe
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my
band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause
once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the
lead singer of my band
Verse: Yugi
They say the lead
singer rocks, but the group does not
With some sold out arenas to
amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Joe isn't that
hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo
it's...)
Ready to snap on a overzealous fan
Everytime I hear
(Hey dude, I love your band!)
We ain't a band brat, we don't play
instruments
So why he gettin 90 and we only get 10 percent?
And
these guys actin funny every area code
(Yugi carry my bag!) I'm
too short, carry your own
Can't even see the stage, there's tall
people in my way
(Who in the world are you? Where's Kaiba and
Peg?)
Verse: Duke
God dammit I'm sick of this
group
Time for me to go solo, and make some loot
I told you I
made the beats and wrote all the raps
Til Bakura.. slipped me some
crack
Lose Yourself video.. I was in the back
Superman video..
I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck
Joey, ask us a question
Like who's D12? How'd we get started?
(But
what about Wheeler?) Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the
popularist guy in the group
Big ass stomach, Miho thinks I'm cute
(Hey sexy!)
50 told me do sit-ups to get buff
Did two and a
half, and couldn't get up
Screw D12, I'm out of this band
I'm
about to start a group that's actually a band
Bridge: Joey
TEA WHY CANT U SEE YOUR THEE
ONLY ONE FOR ME AND IT
JUST
TEARS MY ASS APART TO KNOW THAT
YOU DONT KNOW MY
BAAAANNNNDDDD!
Hook: Bakura
These chicks don't even
know the name of his band (Haha!)
But they're all on him like they
wanna hold hands (We hate you!!)
Cause once he blows they know
that he'll be the man (Yeah!)
All because he's the lead singer..
Hahaha
Bridge: Joey
My Band! My Band! My Band! My
Band! My Band!
My Band! My Band! My Band! My
Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!
Talking: Yugi
Yeah!
The hardest
boy band in the world!
D12!
Outro: Joey
I'm the
lead singer of my band
I have a picture of Kisara in her
underpants
I'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa
Makes
all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, Whoo Whoo!
Look
out for my next single its called my salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa,
salsa, my salsa
My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance
and take of their underpants
My salsa make all the pretty girls
want to dance and take of their underpants
My salsa
Where did
everybody go?