Chapter 29: Sonic Boom! Origon storey!

AN: Sorry I didn't upd8 in almost 2 weeks. I wuz busy wit skool.

Havox gasped at da site of Jace da mind sculta (hes a wizard. In case any1 4got)

"Jace!" is that you?"" asked havic.

"Yes. Its me." Sed jace flatly.

"You no this guy?" asked clank.

"It's a long strory!" sed Havox "How da fux r u heer? I thought u wer dragon food!" (Ch 24)

"Dats da mistake da dragin made" sed jace "he didn't chew his food, so I was abel to teleportal 2 a differernt realm and I ended up heer bi accident."

"Why haven't you gon bak 2 Skryim yet?!:" asked havix

"Becuz the dragons destroyed it right?" explanned jace

"Nope." Sed Havox "Dethwing is ded. I killeld him!"

"Actially, your wizerdness" interepted qwert "it was mi mad flying skills tnhat killed him."

Jac nodded in respect. "der can b no doubt that all of you r graet wariors."

"I h8 2 interupt" interrupted tales "But sonic and knickles r dying.!1 WTF R WE GONNA DO!?" He screemed

"I mite b able 2 help wit dat cuz imma wiszerd." Sed jace "follow me!" e sed and they did

Jace led them to were he lived. It was the boat he was on wen dethwing swelloewd him. All the peeepleos on tha ship had set up a town around da ship.

"Whoa!" sed tales in awre "Ders an entire town of humins here."

"Yes" sed Kayce "Wen we arrived on this realm we spreded out of the ship into a small settlement, but we'v bin having trubble with sum of da natives."

"Who?" asked tales.

"A tribe of badger-like creatures. They've been hostile 2 humanville ever since weve arrived."

"Wat was that?" asked tals.

"thetve been h…." started kace but tales interipted.

"Not that. Humanville. You named your freakin town humanville?" lafrfed teles "That's the dumbest thing ive evar herd of in mi entire freekin life."

"Its not there fault" Sed Havox to tales "They've suffrered from horse exposure."

"Wats a horse?" asked tales

"Don't worray about it" sed havic

The groop of them entered humanville when a human ran up 2 jake and sed "Jace weve captured 1 of the badgar things."

"And you want me 2 interiog8 it 4 information amirite?" asked jace smugly.

"No actually" sed the guy "She surrendad and wanted2 sppek 2 our leeder an das you, jace"

Jace sihed. "very well" he sed "take deese creatcers 2 outside mi lear, ill be dere shortly"

Jace walked in2 da ships brig, which is were humanvils prizon was. In 1 od da cells was a small badga creature. It was…..Sticks da bager frum da sanic boom! Cartoon! (Why wasn't she in da game. WTF sega?")

"Are you the leader of the outsiders?" she asked cutely.

"Ye" sed jace. "Y surrender urself so esey, tho?"

"Becuz yesterday, a guy calling himself da profit came 2 our villige and blessed our best warers with skin of steel. He works for this unmoving wailinb beast which he calls da blood gawd!"

"So?" sed Jace culdly "How does this effect mi?" asked jaze

"Bcuz…" sed stiks "The blood gawd has enslaved my people, and is aiding dem wit werriors of steal. And der comin rite 4 humanville!1"

"Their coming here!?" gasped jax in shick.

"If a fite breekas out a lot of ppl r gonna die" Sticks explaned the obvious "I don't want dat"

"It'll be lik da dragin all ova ageen!" mumbles jace "I did nawt save deese ppl from 1 calimity 2 leed dem in2 anudder. I will do wateva I cin 2 prevent dis wer between our ppl." Sed jace

"OMG TY" sed stics with happy "Can I go now?"

"Lol. No" sed jace "Now if ull excuse mi, I have 2 go train humanvilles new champoions. If a wer bereaks oot, well need dem."

Jace leaded the newly reunited Q-teem and sonic and his frends 2 his wiszerd leir. Which was in da middle of the ship. Sonic anf knickels wer bleedin all ova da place, it was a good ting they didn't hav hedgehog aids or else every1 in humanville would have been unable 2 hav sex any moore. (or whatever aids does)

Dis wai" sed Jace " I hav a wai 2 stop da bleeding"

"How…..? "askid knikles

"With these!" and he pulled out a box lablebed as "Magic Band-aids" Then with da dextery of a magicion, he rapped kinckles hands and sanocs limbs in the enchanted tape.

"Woah, thanks dood" sed Sanic all hipster-like "Ya stopped da bleeding"

"No. I didn't" sed jace "The bandiges are keeping the blood inside of u wit megic, if you take off the bendiges you will die…perminetly!"

"Well thanks 4 saving are asses" sed knukles.

"That's all good" sed teals "But how are we gonna defeat the army of badgas you sed was coming?

"Don't worray" sed Jace da mid scalper "I have magic items for you that will help you in this upcoming batel."

"Wat do u have 4 us?" asked sanic

"For the yung fox I has this belt of tools, which containes items you need 4 almost every situation." Sed jace.

"Sorta like mi untility belt. LOL" sed qwert. And he pressed a button of his belt and a roll of toinlet paper popped out.

"You carry extra toilet paper for bathroom emerginces?" impuzzled clink

"right….." sed qwerrt, making finga quiates with his hands "Bathroom emergencies" he sed as a eumphinism.

"Wat do u mean?" asked clank

"Well, u see, mi GF is dead so i….." qwert started

"Moving on," sed haciv "Do you hav anything else for tales?"

"Yes sed jace " I also have 4 you dese goggles of speed. Dell let you run faster, jump higher and see faster 2!"

"See faster?" sed tales cofusidly

"Trust me!" sed jace "They used 2 belong 2 mi ex-GF, Chandra nallaar. Evry time I tried 2 look down her bra she saw mi, and slapped da rite side of miu face. Dats why I have dis cool scar."

"Cool!" sed sanic "wat else do you hav.?"

"For the red guy, I have a magic vial of liquid dat was used to creat superhumans during skyrims civil war. It was evin used 2 create da lenendary superhero 'captain Skyrim' who had a magic shield dat wood always com bak 2 him." Exposited Jace "This will increase ur strench and conistution scors!"

And then he shoved a syring of the glowy blu stuff into Knickles rite buttok. Then knukles falled 2 tha floor and started gruntin in a sugustive matter. His arms and his chest rippled as though as snak was squirmin around unda his skin. When he was don, his muscles had tripled in size, but only thos above his waist, so he still had a little dic that split in2 4 heads (AN: its troo. Ecninchas have dose, I leaned dat on Game grumps) "Dammit!" sed knuvkes.

"And 4 you, sanic…" sed jac da minf sculta "I present 2 u da most valuablest artifict I own…..Da Neckerchief of Nathin Dreke!"

"Whoa!" sed sanic "Whos that?"

"Nathan drake was the lukiest son-of-a-bitch 2 ever walk da surfice of skyrim" sed jace

"He 8 arrers 4 brekfist, killed more blak ppl than the blak deth, and even killed dethwind tha 1st time around."

"NOWAI" went skids "…Whos dethwing?"

Havix started 2 explane while jacwe continied. "Wen nathin drak died, it was found that all his luk hade made its way into the hakerchef he alwas wore of his negro-slaying adventures. Som1 playin poka with this thing as a beer cozy, won 10000 golds in 1 hour!" jake continued "and so sanic I present dis itim 2 u, may it aid u in dis upcommin battle aginst da blod gawd."

"Will do, " sed sanic "ill do watevea it takes 2 difend ur ppl frum da blood gawd."

And so the sonic team steped out of da wizard lair wrapped in bandiges (expext tales LOL) and adorned wit magic items. They were no longa just tha sonic teem, they were the SONIC BO0M! TEEM!1

AN: BTW if any1 wanted 2 no mi opinon on Sonic boom: da rize of lytric, its firkin suxs. It's a crappy ripoff of Retchit and clank. Im glad I returned it and got Arkin asylum instead that gamre roxorz, even if its older than dirt.