Weiss (and Yang) React to YangxBlake!
A/N: Good day, ladies and gents, and welcome to Weiss Reacts!
Now, firstly, I have to cover a particular problem, which is starting to be a problem; RvB requests. Now, as all of you know, I dislike Red versus Blue (I am not saying it is a bad show, I am just not interested in it), and I've already said no to requests for Red versus Blue reactions. I have noticed that people are ignoring my messages on this, so I have been forced to put an automatic ban on RvB requests; if you ask for an RvB chapter, you will be automatically ignored. So, there will be NO Weiss Reacts to RvB, barring a change of attitude. I am sorry, but I both dislike the series and don't believe I would do it justice if I were to react to it, and I am also getting tired of being spammed with requests.
To make up for it, however, I WILL do a request people have been asking for since really early on; I would like to announce that UknownHero's React Watch Believe Yikes is now on the roster for reactions! Since I've been so harsh about the RvB thing, I decided that before I permanently cut off all ties to it, I might as well give you guys something to make up for it. :)
Now that that's settled, I hope you guys enjoy this next chapter and I'll just let you get to reading it! Also, happy 100k words, Weiss Reacts! *breaks out party poppers and hats*
DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise Yang would be more of a pervert.
Weiss sighed. "Our apparent fans are incredibly...deviant..." She blushed. She had been reading through the Dustnet's fanfic archives yet again, and noticed that, for whatever reason, Yang and Blake seemed to be the most popular couple, under couples involving her- "Heh, stupid perverted peasants..."- and they seemed to LOVE placing them in very sexual situations.
"Hey, princess, what're you doing?" Yang walked in, munching on a very large burger. Weiss glared at her. "Firstly, don't call me Princess, and secondly, I'm reading fanfic."
"Oooh, what kind?" The blonde moved over to join Weiss, looking interested.
"N-none of your business, Yang!"
"Why, is it dirty?"
"Wh-NO! Of course not! I'm not a deviant like-"
"'Yang and Blake get it on in the closet next to the gym while everyone's in PE'?" Yang looked at Weiss strangely, to which the latter responded by blushing. "..."
"Actually, I'd like to read some of it with you." She smirked. The heiress looked surprised. "Whaaat?!"
"Yes, I want to read some~ What, scared of my antics now, are you?"
"N-no, but these are s-so indecent!"
"Oh, relax. It's just a bunch of lemons, Weiss." Yang sighed. "You big baby."
"You-! What did you just say?!"
"You heard me." She smirked. Weiss seethed in anger. "...I hate you so much..."
"I know you do. I enjoy your hatred~"
"Oooh, that one's kinky!" Yang giggled, looking through one particular fanfic; she'd managed to commandeer the computer from an irritated Weiss and began to browse through the archives for fics featuring her and her Faunus partner. The one she'd found was particularly smutty- to keep descriptions short, it had a drunk Yang, and a drunker Blake in heat. The results were, at least for Yang, not disappointing. And, predictably, Weiss was forced to read along.
"What the actual DUST IS WRONG WITH THESE DEVIANT PERVERTS?!" Weiss seethed.
"Whoa, Weiss, no need to react like that!"
"BUT THIS IS SO INDECENT!"
"I like it~" Yang smiled. Weiss pointed at her accusingly. "Y-you're just a pervert!"
"Yep. Yang Xiao Long, Pervert at Law. And loving it!" The brawler stood up, striking a particularly exaggerated pose. "Give me behinds to look at or bre-"
"YANG!"
"Sowwy~" She giggled.
"You...are...such...a...PERVERT!"
"Not as bad as Velvet~" Yang responded in a singsong voice.
"Pfft. Even she would be more decent than you."
Elsewhere in Beacon...
Velvet drooled over various drawings of Weiss. To keep descriptions short, they were not the most modest -or indeed clothed- drawings out there. It seemed someone- or a lot of people- had an imagination, judging from the various styles and details. She was drooling, mumbling under her breath.
"W-Weiss-sempai..." She particularly liked these drawings. She REALLY liked them. She licked her lips, before-
"No, sorry, this is not what i need to do now..." She shook her head, before whirling her chair around to her planning desk. She needed to plot against Yang now. Yang, the Queen of Antics, was now planning against her, and Velvet viewed her as an obstacle to gaining her Weiss-sempai for herself.
"S-so..." She turned to a diagram of what appeared to be the RWBY dorm, with potential entry points into it, as well as potential escape routes, taking into account having to fit her and a Weiss-sized burlap sack. The windows and the door were crossed out, as was the floor underneath Weiss' bed, and the ceiling over Ruby's bed. She sighed, pointing at the diagram with a pen.
"Hm...I could use the vent, I suppose...I don't think Yang's ever even seen the vents." She nodded. "Yes...I'll use the vent facing Weiss' desk. Then I'll put her in my sack and jump out of the window! I am such a genius..." She wrung her hands, giggling insanely.
"Don't worry, Weiss-sempai, you'll be mine soon!"
"WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME READ THIS WITH YOU, YANG?!" Weiss was blushing at the increasingly dirty and smutty fics Yang was reading. The brawler herself was simply smiling to herself as she was reading them.
"Blake's so adorable in these..." She giggled. "I wonder if Blake would react like this in a real-"
"X-Xiao Long...you can stop now..." Weiss shuddered. "P-please..."
"But why? I'm enjoying myself?" Yang smirked mischievously.
"Quit being such a deviant..."
"What's Yang doing now?" Blake walked in nonchalantly, a tuna sandwich in her hand. Yang smiled. "Just being me, kitten~"
"Q-quit that, Yang! What's gotten into you today?! You're even more of a deviant than usual!"
"Oh, come off it, Weiss!" Yang laughed. "What, you and your yaoi manga, after all-"
"WHAT?! HOW D-DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!" The heiress blushed profusely.
"You left them in an open cabinet, with no lock and the Queen of Antics. You brought that down on yourself."
"Y-you..." The heiress stood there, speechless. She couldn't believe it.
Blake, meanwhile, walked over to them, interested. "So, what exactly are you reading?"
"Just a bunch of lemons, is all." Yang smiled.
"Oh? Show me."
"DON'T READ THEM BLAKE"
"Why not?" Blake tilted her head. "No harm in it, right?"
"Yeah, no harm in it, Weiss." The brawler smirked.
"...you are such a deviant..." Weiss sighed.
Velvet unscrewed the vent in her room; it was better she tried it in her room and snuck into Weiss' from there instead of from the outside, that way that accursed Yang or that Pyrrha girl couldn't interfere with her scheming.
When she was satisfied, she pulled off the cover, and it was just big enough for her and a sack holding a certain short heiress. Velvet giggled.
"This is perfect! I never thought it was this easy..." Cackling, she pushed herself into the vent, along with the sack and her Weiss-capturing equipment; rope, sorbet, glue, maple syrup, all the usual things.
"This is it...I'm finally going to get my Weiss-sempai..." She crawled carefully through the vents, making sure to keep to the path, until finally, she found an exit.
"I think this is it...hm..." The bunnygirl slammed the vent open, poking her head out...
"Velvet?" Her eyes widened.
"Nora?!" Indeed, it was Nora, dressed in an excessively fancy dress, her hair dyed pink and styled to a certain manner and sitting down.
"...what are you doing dressed as Euphie?"
"Oh, Ren wanted me to." She shrugged. "Said he was wanting to do something with me later."
"Uhuh. Okay. I'll, uh, see you." Velvet crawled back into the vent, sighing.
"Wrong vent..."
Meanwhile, in JNPR dorm...
Nora blinked. "What WAS Velvet doing down there? Was she trying to find the sloths in the vent? Hmph. I want those first!"
"Euphi-I mean, Nora! I have bacon for you!"
"OOOH BACON!"
Blake and Weiss looked at each other, blushing. Yang was laughing her head off at the monitor- on it was a particularly steamy fic between Blake and Yang, set in a forest, with creative uses for Gambol Shroud and Blake's Semblance.
"W-what..."
"What indeed..."
"Oh, come on, guys!" The brawler sighed. "Why are you two so innocent? I swear, you're so innocent it hurts..."
"...Yang, why do you want to read these?" Blake inquired.
"Oh, I dunno, because they're kinky and I might want to re-enact them?" She responded, utterly nonchalantly. The catgirl blushed profusely, her ears standing erect. "W-what..."
"You heard me. Besides, I hear that in some of these, you're a very naughty girl..."
"...s-stop it, you tease." Blake turned away, blushing.
"But why? I'm just telling the-" Blake was suddenly no longer in the room, the door slamming behind her. "-truth." Weiss sighed.
"Seriously...you are SUCH a pervert!"
"Hey, I can read fluffy fics too, you know!"
"Yeah?" Weiss crossed her arms, a smug smirk on her face. "Prove it!"
"I will!"
Meanwhile, elsewhere in Beacon...
Velvet shoved out the vent again, hearing Ruby's voice. 'Hm, Ruby must be in their dorm...hopefully...'
She punched the vent open, looking in...and sighing. Of course it was the student lounge, and Ruby was holding a tea party. Specifically, she was holding with Grimm plushies, Crescent Rose, and a Melanie plushie she'd stolen from Cardin, as well as a Weiss plushie.
"Oh, hi Velvet!" Ruby waved at the bunnygirl. "Care to join our party?"
"Hi, Ruby..." Velvet waved at her back, while surveying the situation. It was fairly far away from m RWBY dorm, far enough that Ruby couldn't react to her stealing her Weiss away.
'Excellent.'
"Uh, no thanks...you can do what you want, Ruby...I was just...uh...clearing the vent of ...uh, vent sloths! Yes, vent sloths! That's all!"
"Oh, okay!" Ruby nodded. "See you!" She turned to her plushies. "Mel-chan, do you want some tea?"
Velvet crawled back into her vent, sighing.
"...she will learn that Weiss-sempai is mine..."
"Particularly interesting, though, the fact that the fans seem to like me and Blakey together." Yang giggled. "I wonder why?"
Weiss grumbled. "Because you two happen to be the most antic-obsessed students around here, perhaps?"
"True, true." Yang rubbed her chin thoughtfully. "I mean, between me and her, we are the reigning queens of antics. Or rather, she's more of a lady in waiting and I'm the Queen."
"...do I want to be anywhere near you if you're the queen of antics?"
"You know you love me, Weiss~" The brawler smirked.
"I can do without you."
"You'd never do without me, trust me." She smirked. "So, what about that fluff fanfic?"
"If you can get through this, then you're not a pervert." The heiress smirked. "If I win, I get a free sorbet."
"And if I win, Weiss?"
"Then...you get to choose your prize."
'Oh, goody, Weiss, you just made a mistake you'll regret.' "Deal! Never challenge a Xiao Long to a bet." Yang folded her arms in anticipation.
Weiss then attempted to locate the most sickeningly sweet and cuddly Yang x Blake fic she could- she'd managed to find one, where the two were living a nice domestic life together, with adopted children and cuddly behavior and the lot of it.
Essentially, everything Yang would probably hate.
"Well, go on, read it." Weiss demanded, smugly. "I will." Yang responded and read it, smirking all the way through.
'Come on...one perverted comment, Yang, one perverted comment...' Weiss waited in anticipation as Yang read it through.
It was hard for Yang, really, to try NOT to picture herself and Blake in risqué situations. For some reason, the girl's mind was hardwired to be perverted. Indeed, many situations, she started to imagine her and Blake doing incredibly indecent things...
...but resisting the urge was worth it to screw with Weiss.
There were thirty five chapters, all in all. Thirty five chapters of fluffy, sugary and insanity inducing Yang and Blake romance.
And she'd gotten through all of it.
Weiss stared at her in shock. "What..."
"See, I can get through something without being a pervert!" Yang folded her arms, smirking. "Now you HAVE to do what I say!"
"...d-dammit!" Weiss sighed. "Fine, what do you want me to do?"
"Go on a date with Ruby."
"NO!"
"Yes. You promised." Yang stuck her tongue out. "You promised. Now do as I said."
"Or what-"
"Or I show everyone your yaoi manga."
"...I hate you so much." The heiress sighed. "Fine. I'll go on a date with her. BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE HER, OKAY?!"
Yang smirked and began to tap her foot. "Okay...oh...and wait for it."
"Huh?"
"Wait for it..."
Weiss looked confused, but waited. "What are we-"
Suddenly, from the vent, a loud splatting sound was heard, followed by a whimper and a quick scrabbling sound.
"What was that?!"
"Oh," Yang smirked. "Just a poor, misguided fool trying to circumvent my antics."
Velvet emerged in her room, her face covered in some purple gunk.
She hadn't thought Yang had booby-trapped the vent.
"...touché, Xiao Long. Touché." She sighed. "...it seems I'll have to try harder to get Weiss-sempai...
...don't worry, though, I'll take that pesky Yang out first." She started cackling insanely.
The war had only just begun.
END
A/N: Short, fun, with perverted Yang everywhere! Woo!
And now, the next chapter shall be...Weiss Reacts to Yet Another Weiss Christmas Story by GN Over-Kite! Thanks for letting me write about it!
So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your reviews, ideas, criticisms, suggestions and thoughts, and I hope you have a great day! Until next time!