Me: Right you lot have waited long enough for this chapter. It seems like I'm updating longer and longer each time, I'll really try not to but during summer, I barely have a concept of time. Don't even ask what day it is I have no idea.
Anyway, hope you're all having a fantastic summer! Tomuru cannot be here as she is on holiday visiting her grandparents in Egypt. As usual hope, you enjoy this chapter lovelies XX
"Now it's time to get some more cake for Mr sleepy pants," I said whilst heading towards the kitchen.
"Hey, I'm awake now!" Honey protested childishly.
"Alright, Cupcake come pick out what cake you want," I offered my hand to him, which he took eagerly and dragged me to the cake source.
I heard Honey hum to himself as I filled the cake tray with the cakes that he decided upon.
"The guests are arriving guys," Rossi poked his head through the door to tell us.
"Kay we'll be right there," I replied, squeezing the last few cakes onto the tray.
I carted the cake tray into the clubroom, with cupcake currently situated on my back.
"Special delivery for you ladies," I told three of Honey's guests and Rossi, as I gently plonked Honey down on the spare seat around the table.
"Thanks, Tomo Chan!" Honey sang, before digging into the cake slice Groot placed in front of him.
"Aww that's soooo cute!" the three guests gushed.
"I'll get the rest of the cakes for you lot," I stated, turning to retrieve the cake cart that was a bit further away.
Once retrieved I carted the cake tray to Honey and Mori's Host station.
"Honey, how do you like your chocolate? Mousse? Bonbons?" I heard one of the guests converses.
"Wait I bet chocolate cake is your favourite huh?" Another guest spoke up.
"Hmm let's see…well, I like em all. I love anything chocolate, Usa Chan and all of you ladies!" Honey answered sweetly.
"I love Rossi Chan and Tomo Chan too!" Honey added, smiling towards Rossi and me.
"T-thanks Honey," Rossi responded, hiding a blush with his hand, which, by the way, was very cute.
"Aw, thanks, Cupcake I love ya too," I responded.
"Don't tell Kyo-Chan you love me otherwise, he'll be upset," Honey teased.
"Oh don't you dare start that again," I groaned before I quickly walked off.
I overheard Honey's guests eagerly ask what he meant as I left, which I'm sure will only encourage Cupcake further.
"Mitskuni Honinosuka, otherwise known as Honey Senpai, aged 17. Ouran Academy 3rd year, class A, and a member of the Host club. Favourite things include cake, chocolate and bunnies. Famous for his boy Lolita characteristics," Renge described Honey through a microphone.
"That was a close call earlier huh Senpai?" I overheard Haruhi conversing with Tamaki.
"No kidding, I'm glad we settled that Usa Chan issues without any violence," Tamaki responded lightly.
"Honey Senpai's catchphrases include 'I love candy' and 'I love cute things'. While some find these charming I' not quite sold on his cutesy Loli boy image it's not exciting enough. IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING IN HIS CHARACTER ARC!" Renge continued.
"Tsk," I scoffed under my breath as I walked passed.
"Tomuru Okiro, a simple dog at the host club who barely does anything worthwhile. A chimp can do a better job at running errands than her! Her immature behaviour is starting to get old and repetitive, which poorly hides her true worthless nature," It was apparently my turn to get described by Renge.
"You're always so sweet to me Renge!" I remarked sassily.
"You're not gonna replace me with a chimp are ya Shadow lord?" I asked Kyoya as I placed his coffee down in front of him.
"It wouldn't make much of a difference either way," Kyoya responded, still concentrating on his laptop.
"Rude Shadow lord," I scorned lightly before making my way towards the last few host stations.
"Hey Doggie, think we can come round to your place tonight?" Tweedledee asked as I served their guests.
"Fine by me, I'm sure Marcel would be happy to see you guys again," I replied.
"Any particular reason why?" I added.
"Nah just wanted to see Boris again," Tweedledum answered.
"Boris is pretty awesome," I admitted.
"Who's Boris?" One of the guests asked eagerly.
"My dog," I answered, before describing him to the guests.
"Aww, he sounds so adorable!" Another guest cooed.
"Yeah, he's the best. Maybe I could get permission from shadow lord to let me bring Boris round to the Host club one day," I said.
"Yeah!" the Tweeds agreed eagerly.
"Kay I'm gonna ask Shadow lord then," I turned and headed back where Kyoya sat.
"Shaaadoooow Loooord?" I drawled as I sat across from him.
"What are you after Tomuru?" Kyoya asked bluntly.
"Weeell some of the twins guests wanted to see Boris so I was wondering if I could bring him to the Host club one day?" I spoke rapidly.
"You want to bring Boris to the Host club?" Shadow lord summed up.
"Yep."
"…I'll think about it."
"Thanks-" before I could finish my sentence I heard a commotion coming from Honey's table.
"What's wrong with Cupcake?" I wondered as I walked up to them.
"Let me just take a look in your mouth," Haruhi spoke to Honey, with the twins either side.
"There's nothing wrong quit messing with me. Leave me alone!" Honey complained, squirming and clutching his cheek.
In one quick motion, Mori restrained Honey on one of the sofas and opened his mouth. This apparently pleased the guests as they were gushing with twinkly eyes.
"Yes that's it, that's it! That's what was missing. It's MOOOEEE!" Renge exclaimed.
"What's wrong with Cupcake?" I repeated to Rossi.
"Something wrong with his teeth I think," Rossi answered.
"So is it a cavity?" Tamaki queried, looking over Mori's shoulder.
"Yeah," Mori confirmed, looking into Honey's mouth.
"How bad is it?" Rossi whispered to me.
"Well from what I can see there are little demons jabbing at the tooth with pitchforks," I supplied.
"That's never good."
"Mhm," I agreed.
"It's alright I'll be ok," Honey assured feebly.
"Tamaki," Mori spoke up, looking expectedly towards him.
"Yes you're right I'll take care of this," Tamaki replied, before turning his attention to the rest of us.
Tamaki cleared his throat before making an announcement to us.
"Until Honey Senpai gets over his cavity I'm afraid he can't have sweets. Therefore, we'll be supportive and ask to kindly refrain from eating snacks in the club room until this ordeal is over."
"No, no don't Takashi. Please don't take my snacks away. You can't don't do it. What would I do without them? I CAN HANDLE IT! PLEASE DON'T TAKE AWAY MY CAKE!" Honey begged, crying his eyes out.
"No more cake," Mori stated bluntly, before taking away the cake in front of Honey.
"AAAAAHHH!" Honey cried out.
"And that's how it all began. One little cavity and suddenly Honey Senpai's life became a living hell," Renge narrated.
"Hey don't narrate cupcake's misery!" I scorned.
"Uh probably best not to use that nickname for a while Sugar," Haruhi pointed out.
"Oh yeah, that would be kinda inappropriate huh?" I realised, looking at poor Honey who collapsed into his dark aura on the floor.
On the way back home…
"Uh, Tomo?" Rossi spoke up.
"Yeah?"
"Why are Hikaru and Kaoru following us?"
"Oh yeah, they're coming round to our house again."
"Why?" Haruhi asked.
"How rude! Do we need a reason to visit our precious Doggie, Haruhi?" Hikaru spoke up.
"Yeah!" Kaoru agreed.
"Unless you want us to visit you instead?" the Tweeds spoke simultaneously, moving to sandwich Haruhi in between them.
"Whatever," Haruhi brushed the two of them off and walked slightly ahead of us.
"By the way, what did Kyoya Senpai say when you asked about Boris?" Kaoru questioned.
"He says he'll think about it," I answered.
"Hang on what about Boris?" Rossi asked in confusion.
"Oh, I asked Shadow lord if I could bring Boris to the Host club one day," I supplied.
"Oooh," Rossi and Haruhi oohed at once.
Me: I'm dividing this episode into 3 parts instead of adding a random episode at the end. Sorry if this chapter is a little short.
For this Tomuru's Tidbits, I'll talk about Tomuru's favourite superhero. Which is, despite his potty mouth, obviously DEADPOOL!
A good choice, to be honest, I saw the trailer for the Deadpool film and it's AMAZING!
I plan to update the final part of this episode before I go on holiday. I am also planning on holding a little contest with you guys if you're interested.
September 1st marks the 1 year anniversary of Haruhi's best Friend! HOORAY!
Now to celebrate this, I plan on updating on that day with a Random Episode. However, I will write anything my lovely readers want. Write what you want this Random Episode to be and I will choose my favourite (or the most popular) and write it if you lovelies are interested. It can be ANYTHING you want: sleepovers, trips, body/ gender swaps, alternate universes, birthdays, all sorts!
So please write your ideas and I'll seeya next time lovelies! Thanks for waiting for my procrastinating brain to kick in X