It was a beautiful, sunny day in the FECOD hideout. Superkella and IIC were both sitting on the couch eating a bag of chips and discussing different kinds of fried rice when Kandy Kid suddenly ran past them in what they first thought was a red dress. He skidded to a halt in front of them and raised his arms above his head triumphantly.

"Look at me! I'm Dan!" He cried.

It was then that Superkella and IIC realised that he was in fact wearing one of Dan's polo shirts. Kandy Kid then ran off laughing.

"What the hell?" IIC asked after a pause.

Vomvom then stumbled in wearing a pair of jeans that was fat to big for her. She was holding them around her waist with her hands and her feet were where the knees were meant to be. She was constantly tripping over but she didn't seem to be hurt by it.

"Do I look like a giraffe?" She asked, stopping in the doorway.

"Yes. Yes you do." Superkella replied monotonically.

"Yay!" Vomvom said happily as she turned and waddled away.

There was silence for a bit followed by Dan screaming in both rage and horror and the sound of him stomping into Group Team's 'hideout'. There was a lot of yelling (mainly Princess screaming hysterically) and smashing of things when suddenly, Vomvom's voice rose above the rest.

"VOMVOM ANGRY! VOMVOM SMASH!" She hollered.

This catchphrase was followed by what sounded like Dan being swung into a desk. There was more yelling and breaking things before Dan finally thundered out of the room holding his shirt and pants. Superkella knew it was her duty as the leader to assess the damage to see how much money she needed to steal from Dan to cover it. She groaned loudly.

"That sounded interesting." Indigo said as she craned her neck to look down the hallway.

"Help me up?" Superkella asked as she held her arms out in front of her.

IIC tried to force herself up but fell back onto the couch. She then simply made an ice version of herself help Superkella up. Ice IIC then helped real IIC up.

"Thanks." Indigo said to her ice creation. "Now go and play in the sun."

The ice person nodded and ran outside.

"Won't that melt it?" Superkella asked as the two of them walked down the hall.

"Yeah but they don't know that. It's the only way to get rid of them."

Superkella and IIC both peered into Group Team's room. It was surprisingly clean minus the broken window, bed that was snapped in half and giant mountain under the carpet.

"Hello." Princess waved as he tried to repair his bed.

"What the hell happened?" IIC asked.

Kandy Kid wandered over to her and smiled. He then began to explain.

"Dan came in and… uh… wanted his stuff back…" He began.

"And we said no." Vomvom added.

"Yeah, we said no… so… uhh… he got, like, mad… and… uh.. we got into a fight… and Vomvom smashed the bed in half with Dan's face… and so we hid all the broken stuff under the carpet."

"Aww, that sounds fun." Indigo said in disappointment.

She punched Kandy Kid in the head. "Why didn't you invite me?"

"Ow!" Kandy Kid stumbled backwards, clutching his head.

He then tripped over Vomvom's leg and fell onto the pile of junk hidden under the carpet.

"What the hell was that for?! We don't plan fights or something!" He growled.

"You still could've invited us." Indigo said in an 'I'm older than you, thus I'm right' sort of way.

Superkella tugged on IIC's arm lightly. Indigo turned to face her.

"Yeah?" She asked.

"C'mon, we need to see Dan." She said in a tone which clearly stated she did not want to do so.

The two of them lazily made their way up the stairs to Dan's room.

Superkella kicked the door in while she loudly yelled 'HIYAH!'. Dan screamed in shock and threw whatever was in his hand under his bed. Superkella wandered over to him and began talking while IIC stole his wallet. Dan, being an idiot, had made Indigo's job too easy this time by leaving his wallet on his dresser which he and Superkella had their backs to. Indigo rolled her eyes and took the wallet. Superkella was still taking to Dan about something that clearly peaked his interest. Indigo knew that Superkella thought her job would take longer and they couldn't act to suspicious by suddenly ending the conversation or else Dan would notice. IIC then had an idea. She got down on all fours and began looking around under his bed. There was a couple of old French magazines, video game cases and various other rubbish. Indigo looked around more intently until she saw what Dan must've had in his hand. It was the only thing without a thick layer of dust on it. She managed to grab it and felt a sharp pain in her finger.

"Ow!" She yelped, trying to keep her voice down.

She popped her finger into her mouth for a second and then went to grab it again, being more careful this time. She pulled the sharp thing out from under the bed and saw it was actually a little soft toy. It had buttons for eyes and an angry face permanently sewed onto it's face. It had brown hair and was full of pins. Also, across its chest in black ink was the word 'Vomvom'. Indigo stared at it in confusion and raised an eyebrow.

"Ok, cool, thanks, Dan." Superkella said. "Lets go, Indigo."

Indigo jumped to her feet and hid the doll in her hand. She and Superkella both left the room in a hurry. They then both returned to the couch. Indigo threw the wallet on the table. Superkella began sifting through the money inside and smiled.

"What were you talking to Dan about?" Indigo asked.

"How he keeps his hair so nice." Superkella shrugged. "He seemed distracted enough."

"Yeah. Oh, look what I found." She said as she handed the doll to Superkella.

"…A voodoo doll?" She asked as she held it by the foot. "What the fuck?"

"He's weird."

They both shrugged it off and threw the doll to one side. They both watched TV together and their day continued as normal.

After about 2 hours of uneventful boringness, Princess came to tell Superkella and IIC an announcement. He had a book in his hand so the prepared themselves to be bored.

"Hey guys, guess what!" He said excitedly.

"You're a girl?" Indigo guessed.

"You bought me chips." Superkella guessed.

"No." Princess scowled. "There's going to be a comet tonight."

"Ooh, fun." The two of them said sarcastically.

"I know, right!" He squealed. "Group Team's all going to watch it outside. You can come if you want."

"Meh. Maybe." Superkella shrugged.

"Ok then." Princess waved and skipped back into Group Team's room.
Indigo rolled her head to face Superkella.

"You going to see the comet?" She asked.

"Fuck no I'm not." Superkella replied as she made herself more comfortable.

"Me either." Indigo replied.

Vomvom then thundered out of the room and was about to punch Superkella in the head as hard as she could but decided against it and punched the wall instead.

"WHY'D YOU TELL PRINCESS TO TAKE US TO SEE THE STUPID STAR THING!?" She demanded.

"It's a comet." Superkella corrected.

"And we didn't." Indigo added.

"He said you did!" Vomvom yelled, balling her fists.

"He's a liar." Indigo replied.

"Yeah, like that time they LIED ABOUT SOME PHOTOS!" Superkella yelled so that Dan and Princess could hear.

"We said sorry!" Dan called from his room.

"It was Dan!" Princess yelled.

Vomvom glared at the two of them and thundered off to lecture Princess about how she was never ever going to see the comet.

Later that evening, Group Team all headed outside to see the comet. Princess had a telescope in his hands and was marching ahead while the others followed him. Kandy Kid appeared to have been bribed by a large bag of jellybeans and Vomvom had a rugby ball in her hands which she was throwing into the air and catching it again.

"Vomvom, pass here." Superkella said.

"Nah." Vomvom replied as she poked her tongue out.

"Woah. Fine then." Superkella said as she pulled a face.

At that, Group Team had gone out the door. Indigo turned to Superkella. They both knew there was nothing good on TV and that they hadn't gone outside all day. Both sharing the same thoughts, they nodded at each other and got to their feet. They wandered out into the field around the outside of their hideout and saw that the sun was just setting. Group Team was lying on a grassy bank looking up at the sky.

"Hi!" Kandy Kid said happily.

"I knew you'd want to see the comet!" Princess replied.

Vomvom didn't say anything, she just threw her rugby ball into the air and caught it again.

"Vomvom said I'm a meat-anti-pedo-sheild!" Kandy Kid said proudly. "She said I have to sit here."

It was only then that Superkella and IIC noticed that Kandy Kid was between Princess and Vomvom even though Princess would've usually insisted on being in the middle. Superkella and IIC both sighed and lay on the bank with them. They lay next to Vomvom but put a bit of distance between the two so that people could tell they were two separate groups even though there was nobody around.

The five of them sat there talking for a while before Vomvom got to her feet. She began to kick the ball now. She hit it right into Dan's window. It bounced off and Vomvom caught it again. Kandy Kid got to his feet and grinned. He clapped his hands signalling to pass him the ball. Vomvom did so and watched as Kandy Kid kicked the ball with amazing precision into the exact middle of Dan's window. Dan opened the window and leaned out.

"Piss off!" He yelled.

Vomvom replied by kicking the ball into his face.

"BOOM! HEADSHOT!" She yelled.

Everyone laughed as Dan slammed his window shut in anger. Kandy Kid and Vomvom both sat down again.

"Look!" Indigo cried as she pointed into the sky.

"What?" Princess replied, looking around desperately.

"Nothing!" Indigo replied with the same level of enthusiasm as before.

"Screw you." Princess said.

At that moment, the comet came into view. Princess was the only one who was really interested by it. Superkella did enjoy acting smart and saying things she knew about comets while the other three were just bored. Vomvom got to her feet again.

"What's the bet I can hit it?" She asked.

"Nothing." Princess scoffed. "You can't hit a comet. It's thousands of miles awa…"

Vomvom then kicked the ball with all of her strength. The sound of her foot colliding with the ball cut Princess off mid sentence. They all watched as it zoomed into the sky. Princess took his telescope and watched with his mouth open in awe.

"It just hit the side!" He cried. "The comet's spinning… towards earth!"

"Vomvom!" Superkella snapped. "Look what you did!"

"What? It's not like it's going to hit us!" Vomvom shrugged.

Superkella began muttering to herself as she did some calculations in her head. Princess was also calculating. The two of them both stared at each other before both saying 'Russia' in unison.

"It's going to hit Russia?" Kandy Kid asked.

"Yeah. Probably." Superkella replied.

"Sucks to be Russian…" Indigo said.

"But in Soviet Russia, comet don't hit you, you hit comet." Kandy Kid said in confusion as if it were an actual fact.

"It's not landing in Soviet Russia." Superkella shrugged, not wanting to have to explain.

Indigo and Superkella both went back inside and sat on the couch again. Group Team all wandered back into their rooms as well. Indigo began flicking through TV channels when a breaking news report suddenly came on about Russia being hit by a meteor. The two of them both stared in silence before turning the TV off and heading to their room with the 'nothing to do here' face on.