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This privilege goes to Masashi Kishimoto.

This is my version of the animie/manga story line.

Chapter 36... Paperwork

"Did your associates plant the ANBU routes or do we have a serious security breach?"

"We have a serious security breach in the village…"

...

The three sit quietly sipping their coffee for several moments before Anko looks at Ibiki, "you are not surprised that blondie knew this?"

Sipping more of his coffee before looking casually at Anko, "why should I? I expect the legacy of the Yellow Flash and the Crimson Death to do no less, right Naruto Uzuamki Namikaze?" Seeing Anko staring at him, "what? I noticed the Naruto looked exactly like a younger Minato years ago. Besides the same last name, he had his mother's talent for pranking and the clincher is he inhales ramen just like his parents did. I'm pretty sure that outside the village he is known as 'Ky - The Golden Fox Mercenary'."

Naruto silently salutes Ibiki with his coffee cup as a knock at the door causing Naruto to release his privacy jutsu. Ibiki yells the door is open causing an ANBU with a shark mask to sticks his head in the door; "Ibiki, Otter and Blue Bird are back and are unpacking all the evidence in the main conference hall."

Ibiki, "thank you Shark we will be there in a minute" as the ANBU closes the door. Standing up and placing his coffee cup on his desk, "ok kiddos let's go see why Otter and Blue Bird are having to use the main conference hall." As he walks towards the door, Anko and Naruto stand up to follow, stopping by the coffee pot to place their cups. Following Ibiki to the main conference room, they almost run into the back of Ibiki when he stops abruptly just inside the main conference room. Looking around Ibiki, Anko sees five racks of various dresses, three tables full of shoes, one table full of various perfume bottles and jewelry plus a table full of wigs in different styles and color. One table off by itself looks like it has male clothing on it with miscellaneous items and two suitcases. Several ANBU, Otter and Blue Bird seem to be doing an inventory of all the items when they look up as a group to see who walked in. Being inside all the ANBU had taken off their masks, seeing Naruto they all start to put on their masks.

Ibiki started walking towards the clothes rack sees this and waves his hand, "you don't have to do that, the 'old man' has cleared him. So continue." All the ANBU look at Ibiki before slowly return their masks to their belts and going back to inventorying.

Naruto leans over to Anko, "looks like Kanai had a merchant storage scroll, and there is no way in hell that he could have packed all this in one suitcase." Anko nods in agreement.

A woman with short brown hair puts her clipboard down and walks up to Naruto and bows, "Naruto Uzumaki thank you for saving me earlier this year and for killing that traitor bastard Boar." This statement causes all the ANBU in the room to stop what they are doing and stare at the pair.

Naruto, "Blue Bird don't bow to me. It was my actions that night that got you injured."

All the ANBU in the room had known that Blue Bird had been injured while chasing Naruto that night with her partner at the time Boar. However, hearing her thank him for saving her and then killing Boar was a bit of shock to everybody except for Ibiki and Anko.

Raising out of her bow hazel eyes met blue eyes, "no, you were a just an excuse for that bastard to try to assassinate me that night when he thought that I was spying on him. If it had been a real accident he would of stopped to help me instead of continuing to 'pursue you'. It was you who saw me falling from that kunai and caught me before I hit the ground. You administer emergency first aid before carrying me to the hospital thus saving my life."

Anko's eyes narrow, as she looks at Blue Bird, "how do you know blondie killed the traitor Boar."

Blue Bird turns towards Anko and bows her head, "once I recovered from my injury and was transferred to the code breaker department. I used my new higher security access clearance to read your and Ibiki's report on the Mizuki incident. I know that I have illegally read a classified report; therefore, I will report to the detention center for punishment." Blue Bird reaching to place her ANBU mask on the clipboard when she feels a hand on her shoulder turning to see Anko behind her.

Anko grins at her, "hell, if that happened to me I would have looked too; I think everybody in here would have looked also. Besides, I heard your boss bragging about how good you are in code breaking. In addition, I think Otter does not want to have to break in a new partner just yet. Just don't make it a habit." After finishing her speech Anko hears Ibiki snickering behind her, "what do you find so funny?"

Ibiki pointing a finger at her, "you telling someone not to be reading reports that she should not be reading in the first place." Anko sticks her tongue out at Ibiki causing several of the ANBU to chuckle at the pair as they resume their inventorying. Ibiki walks up to one dress rack and slowly starts to exam several of the dresses; a frown appears on his face.

Anko sees this and walks over to Ibiki, "what's wrong boss? Cannot find anything in your size?"

"Anko you are just jealous that I would look better in any of these then you would."

"No way in hell, not when I got these 'puppies'," Anko smirks as she grips her breasts to highlight her statement.

"What is bothering me is that there are a lot outfits from the Kunoichi Nite boutique. Which raises the question, 'How did Kanai get them'?"

Naruto has moved to one of the other dress rack, noting that there were various name brands plus a variety of plain everyday dresses, "does the Kunoichi Nite offer custom mail order? And if so, why not bring Ms. Shiba here to see if she recognizes any specific outfits sold to the same customer and where were the dresses shipped. This might give us a clue as to where the 'Odd Couple' called home."

Ibiki strokes his chin with his hand, "mail order makes sense. I know that there is no way in hell Kanai could have slipped into Konoha this many times without us spotting him." Ibiki's attention is caught as an ANBU with a badger mask hanging on his belt holding a perfume bottle and starting to open it. "I would not do that if I were you Badger. "

Badger still holding the bottle; but not opening it, "why not?"

Ibiki, "because most of this stuff belonged to Kanai, who was a female impersonator and an assassin."

"So?" asks a confused Badger.

Blue Bird looks at Badger, "what is the preferred means of killing used by non-kunoichi?"

Badger seems to think for a moment, "bad cooking?"

"POISON", all the kunoichi yell out at Badger.

"oh… OH," as a light seems to go off over Badger's head as he slowly places the bottle back on the table.

Otter waves for Ibiki to come over to the table with the two suitcases on it. Walking over to Otter, "what have you got?"

Otter holds up a scroll with a blood seal on it, "found this hidden in the handle of Kanai's suitcase; but, I cannot open it."

Anko walks over to look at the scroll in Otter's hands, "tried all our ANBU seal cracking techniques?"

"Yeah and none of them worked, I'm betting there is something really important in here; but, we cannot open it," Otter sighs.

"Hey blondie get over her," Anko yells over her shoulder.

Walking over to three, "what can I do for you sensei?"

Pointing at the scroll in Otter's hands, "can you open this?"

Holding out his hand Otter passes him the scroll, Naruto studies it for a moment, "excellent work, so do you want me to open it and save the seal or just bust it?"

Otter, "what do you mean by save the seal or just bust it?"

Turning towards Otter, "do you want me to open the seal and see what's inside then close it back, so that the owner would never know that I had looked inside? Or just destroy the seal not caring about the owner's reaction."

Ibiki growls at Naruto, "just open the damn thing; I don't think Kanai is going to complain that his scroll has been open."

Nodding his head, Naruto bites his thumb and places a drop of blood on the seal before channeling some red chakra through into the seal. Otter stares at the red chakra and watches as the blood seal turns black before disappearing completely. Naruto then hands the scroll back to Otter who turns and unrolls the scroll on the table and channeling a little chakra into the only picture on the scroll. A poof of smoke follows the applicant of chakra leaving behind a scrapbook. Ibiki, Anko and Otter gather around the scrapbook as Otter slowly opens the book. On the first page, they see a picture of a man. Under the picture of the man is short note naming the individual, price, and date. At the bottom of the page is a picture of the man dead. On next page is several pictures of a woman; however, they were taken as she was being tortured to death. Notes were scribbled by each picture stating how each step was a step towards redemption. At the bottom of page was a date, town, lock of hair and a bloody fingerprint. After turning several pages they began to see a pattern, first was the target and then the next were of a woman that Kanai had 'saved'. Deciding to see who Kanai's final target was, they flip to the back of scrapbook. There was a picture of Hizashi Hyuga with his name, price and several documents. Spreading the documents out, a copy of Hizashi's weekly duties with time schedules. There is a separate note stating that the client wanted the body to be found in a well-known hotel to appear to having an affair that has gone bad. Public attention was wanted to be drawn to the scandalous way in which he died. But what got the most attention were this week's ANBU nightly patrol personal, routes and time schedules.

Otter slowly picks up the paper with the ANBU information on it and mutters, "how in the hell did he get this? "

Anko looks at Otter, "can you sense any known chakra on the paper?"

Otter does several hand signs and calls out, 'Signature Chakra' before slapping a glowing blue hand on the paper causing the entire page to glow a bright white.

Ibiki raises one eyebrow, "interesting, several people flooded this with chakra to erase all chakra signatures." Turning to Otter, "did you find anything in Hata's room?"

Otter shakes his head no, "Hata was a true professional, and there was nothing to link him to being an assassin. I would bet that Hata didn't know that Kanai was keeping a scrapbook. The only thing weird I found in Hata's possession was a large bottle of diet pills."

Anko walks over to the large bottle and stares at it for couple of moments before turning towards Ibiki, "you know Ibiki, I would bet you that this is the antidote to the poison that was in Hata and Kanai's system. Hata told blondie that he would have his revenge on Kanai if ever turn on him. And since Kanai was a female impersonator, he probably was always watching his weight and Hata provide him with diet pill every day."

Ibiki nods his head, "makes sense, will have the lab boys to check to see if the pills react to the poison that were in their systems." Reaching down and picking up the scrapbook before turning to Anko, "better go 'tag your choices' before everybody hears about the selection." Anko smiles as she heads over to dress racks and looking at all the choices.

Naruto watches this silently before asking Ibiki who is standing beside him, "ok I give, what do you mean by 'tag' her choices?"

Ibiki watching Anko move from rack to rack, "ANBU has a unwritten policy when it comes to evidence that is confiscated, once the case is closed all the evidence is up for grabs. Since wages for ANBU is not that great, this help compensates. Anybody can come in and tag one outfit and one weapon or tool. After everything has been picked through, the rest is placed in a prop room. So if an ANBU needs a specific clothing or weapon for a mission, they can use any item out of the prop room."

Naruto nods his head in agreement before looking over at Anko who is holding up a red dress with a pair of shoes and is looking at Naruto causing him to sweat, "Oh Kami, she wants my opinion on that outfit, I'm so screwed."

Before Naruto can say anything, Ibiki, "Anko go with the sea green sequence number with spaghetti straps, the Vern gold strap purse and the Gucci charcoal open toe pumps."

You could hear a pin drop when everybody heard Ibiki giving Anko fashion advice and seeing that it was excellent advice. Anko shakes her head before picking up the combination that Ibiki suggested and after looking nods her head in agreement before placing a tag on each item. Naruto waits for Anko before following after Ibiki as he heads back to his office.

Once back in the office with a fresh cup of coffee Ibiki sets the scrapbook on his desk before sitting down. Sipping his coffee for a moment before looking at the pair, "ok does anyone have any idea on how we can catch the traitor who leaked the patrol routes?"

After several minutes Naruto looks at Ibiki, "Canary trap"

Both Ibiki and Anko look confused at Naruto; but only Ibiki asks, "what is a canary trap?"

Naruto, "Jijji used it few years ago to find out which civilian council member was leaking village information to other villages. He altered the next report that were handed out at the next meeting. All the reports were identical except each report had a specific typo. Jijji knew which typo was assigned to which council member. Thus, when one of Jiraiya's spies got a copy of the latest report, Jijji knew which council member was a traitor. When you make next week's schedule make a slight typo on each copy to be handed out and record who got what typo. So the next time we find a patrol schedule, we will know who it belongs too."

Holding her cup between her two hands Anko, "damn the old man is still a sneaky bastard. It's so simple, nobody would take note of a typo or take time to compare their paperwork against someone else's."

Ibiki sipping his coffee, "the Professor still has it." After taking another sip before setting his cup down on desk, "ok when do we tell the old man about this security breach and our plan to plug the leak?"

Naruto rolls his cup in his hands, "Jijji should be returning from the clan summit today, I would recommend that we schedule an appointment for 11 tomorrow. This would give him enough time to have finished all the miscellaneous village matters. Because after hearing this report he will probably summon Lord Hyuga to inform him of the assassination plot and how the village will be handling it."

Anko snickers, "so which version do we tell the old man?"

Ibiki pinches the bridge of his nose, "damn it I forgot about that. Ok here what we are going to do, you two get Tiger's group and get their report on chasing down and capturing the 'Odd Couple' last night. Then get Otter and Blue Bird's report and inventory, the autopsy report and the lab boys report. Anko, you still have to write up your report on your interview with Hata. Put it all together and put a brief summary on your discoveries and our idea to plug the leak." Ibiki smirks as he see Anko frown at all this work since he knew she hated doing paperwork. Ibiki gets up from his chair, walks over, and places his coffee cup beside the pot before heading towards the door.

Anko sees Ibiki heading towards the door, "hey where are you going, and you said we had to write all these damn reports."

Not even turning around as he heads towards the door, "I'm heading over to Kunoichi Nite to see if Ms. Shiba would not mind stopping by to verify these are from her store. And if she has a list of mail order clients." Anko flips him off and without even turning Ibiki, "love you too Anko, now get to work" as he exit's the door.

As soon as the door closes Anko's head slowly lowers to the table, "Kami, I hate paperwork,"

The sound of a chair being pushed back causes Anko to turn her head. Naruto is standing up straightening his trench coat and taking off his visitor badge. Anko growls at Naruto, "blondie where do you think you are going?"

Tilting his head Naruto, "I'm thinking we could head over to Area 44 to get in a couple of hours of training afterward head over to Akimichi B-B-Q for lunch. Why?"

Still growling at Naruto, "how are we going to train and eat lunch when we have to write these damn reports? Then collect all the other reports and have it ready to present to the old man tomorrow."

"Simple sensei, " and a poof of smoke there stood a Kage clone to which he hands his visitor badge.

A slow grin spreads across Anko's face as she stands up and does the hand signs for a Kage Clone, with a poof of smoke a copy of Anko is standing beside her. "Ok, you know what must be done," Anko instructs her clone. The clone nods her head before taking a seat and starts writing her report.

Naruto turns to his clone, "ok you know what to do and please keep it simple. Ibiki does not want an essay." The clone frowns at these instructions as he is placing his visitor badge on his trench coat before taking a seat and begins to write.

Anko straightening out her coat looks at Naruto with confusion. Naruto sighs, "like I told you earlier about your clones taking on your personality. When I summon a clone to do my paperwork, 'he' appears, Seems somewhere deep in my mind, I picture myself a great writer and 'he' likes to be over-expressive and wordy.".

Anko nods, "ok, now that we got the paperwork taken care of, how do we get out of here without setting off every alarm?"

"Simple sensei, we walk out this door," Naruto says as he opens the door.

Anko looking back at Naruto as she walks through the door, "so now we are out in the hall now what…" As she see Naruto close the door suddenly she finds herself and Naruto in a clearings. Looking around Anko holds up one hand, "Kai!" trying to release the genjustsu that she thinks she is in.

Naruto smiles, "it's not a genjustsu sensei, we are in the north east corner of Area 44."

Slowly accepting that she was in Area 44, Anko turns to Naruto, "how did we get here blondie, any type of transportation jutsu used outside of any of the training areas would of tripped all sorts of alarms?"

Scratching the back of his head, "well sensei, it's not exactly a jutsu, it's more of opening portal in the space/time continuum, so no alarm is sounded. And before you ask, no you cannot learn this technique because it requires more chakra then you currently have."

Pouting Anko, "damn it… oh well, so what do you want to do?"

Naruto, "I think we need to see if your storage seal will replenish your chakra like it should. So let's spar using nothing but ninjutsu."

Anko grins evilly, "ok blondie…" Quickly doing the hand signs, "Phoenix fireball" before releasing it at Naruto, who slams his hands down on the ground, "Earth wall Barrier" causing a wall of earth to appear before him taking the hit of the fireball. As the dust settles the two jumps apart to gain distance, soon multiple forms of destructive ninjutsu is being released causing mass damage to the clearing. Anko's laughter can be heard, "elemental nations, you're going to be my bitch soon…"

Konoha Train Station

Hizashi is standing on the train platform with several other Lower House members. Other members of various clans are also present watching the train with clan heads pulling into the station. As the train comes to a stop, station personal rush about to place steps so that the passengers can depart easily. Hizashi watches as the Hokage and his family depart first with everybody bowing to the Hokage and welcoming him home, which he acknowledges before heading off towards his house. Hizashi attention now turns back to people departing from the train watching for his brother and family plus hoping for a chance to see his lover. The members of the Lower House that he brought with him had the 'new' Cage Bird seal on them. Hizashi knew that these members were totally loyal to him and his brother. He had instructed the members to watch for any type of reaction of the Elders when they greet them. Seeing his brother and family depart the train followed by the Elders. Motioning the other members to follow him, Hizashi meets his brother halfway across the platform and bowing, "Lord Hiashi…, Lady Senna… Lady Hinata… Lady Hanabi…welcome back home, I hope that your trip exceeded your expectations."

Hiashi nods slightly to his brother, "it was enjoyable. It is always good to get away for a couple of days."

Hizashi turns to bow to the Elders who stop behind the Hyuga Clan head's family, "Elders welcome back. I hope that your trip was enjoyable." The Elders barely acknowledge Hizashi greetings.

Hinata steps forward with concern in her voice, "how is Aniya' Yuiji and little Sonja doing?"

Hizashi smiles at Hinata, "I am proud to say Lady Hinata that Aniya' Yuiji and little Sonja are both in excellent health thanks to you." Hinata smiles at hearing that the pair are doing ok.

Hanabi looking around the station before looking at her uncle, "so Uncle did anything exciting happened while we were out of town?"

Hizashi notes that this gets the Elders attention; but they try to act like they are not paying attention. "I'm sorry to say Lady Hanabi nothing 'exciting' happened. Only two things happened that are worth mentioning, The day after you all left, someone did something to acting Hokage Kakashi Hatake favorite reading material causing him to order his ANBU security guards to destroy it. Since then he has been searching for the person or persons, who defaced his favorite reading material." This causes Senna to snicker behind her hand, with Hiashi trying to maintain a straight face.

"Second thing happened last night, two ANBU squads with a pair of Inuzuka members were seen by our gate guards last night. The cook, who when out earlier this morning to get fresh produce told me the various rumors that were floating around the market. The first one was that the ANBU was chasing after Naruto Uzumaki and once again failed to catch him." Hinata covers her mouth with her hand to hide her smile. "The ANBU were chasing a couple of burglars or an Iwa spy or a variation with a pair of Iwa assassins. Or it could have been just a routine ANBU training exercise." Hizashi was watching the Elders out of the corner of his eyes and notice a couple of Elders tensing at the mentioning about assassins.

Hizashi turns to the group and bows, "once you have freshened up from your trip, the cook has prepared a light buffet for lunch. I will stay and make sure all the luggage is collected and returned to complex. Lord Hiashi, at your convenience this afternoon, I will finish my report."

Hiashi nods his head as he turns to lead his family and Elders toward the Hyuga complex. Hiashi brows crinkles for a moment as he is walking towards his clan complex, "something important happened this weekend that Hizashi wants to tell me in private." After his family had a light lunch, Hiashi motions to a Lower House Member to give a message to his brother that he would see him in hour in his study. Hiashi kisses his wife telling her he is going to be catching up on some correspondence in his study as he leaves the dining area. Reaching his study Hiashi seats himself behind his desk and starts sorting through scrolls and letters that had accumulated on his desk during his vacation. After sorting through most of the scrolls, he hears the study door open and his wife enters with a tea tray in her hands followed by Hizashi.

Hiashi smiles because he knew that his wife had brought the tea as an excuse so that she could hear what Hizashi going to tell him. Hiashi knew that he could tell his wife to leave; however, that would be a very bad idea because his wife would get her revenge plus the information out of him later.

Senna sets the tea tray down on a side table, "my lord, I figured that you could use a break and a cup of tea. Hizashi would you like a cup?"

Hizashi, "yes Lady Senna, I would like a cup of tea please."

Hiashi smiles at his wife, "thank you my dear, I could use a cup of tea before hearing Hizashi reports and if you like you can stay. I must warn you, these reports are usually very boring."

Senna smiles at her husband as she pours three cups before handing one to her husband then her brother in law. Taking the last cup, Senna moves to the couch off to the side of her husband's desk and takes a seat.

Hizashi, "thank you Lady Senna for the tea… Now Lord Hiashi, I have several invoices and inventories that …" As Hizashi starts his report Hiashi does a single hand sign before striking the seal on his desk causing the room to be bathed in a soft green light. Seeing this Hizashi closes his folder and bows his head to his brother, "brother, I failed you."

Hiashi leans back in his chair, "how so brother?"

Still looking down at the cup of tea on the desk, "I failed to watch my back last night and almost paid the price. Plus the situation I would have been found would have caused your leadership of the clan to be brought into question."

Hearing this Hiashi leans forward in his chair staring at his brother's bowed head, "tell me what happened and how did you manage to escape?"

Hizashi raises his eyes to meet his brother's eyes, "I did not mange to escape, and the assassins had me at their mercy. I was saved by your family's guardian angel."

Hiashi frowns because he cannot think of who his brother is talking about; but, from the couch, he hears his wife, "Ky saved you Hizashi… how?"

Nodding his head confirming Senna's guess, Hizashi proceeds to tell his brother what he remembers happening and what Ky told him happened after he was incapacitated by the assassins. Also how the assassins were ordered to have his 'murdered' body be discovered in a local motel.

A surge of killer intent is felt by both brothers causing them to look cautiously over at the couch which Lady Senna was seated, who is clutching her teacup roughly and hear her muttering, "those bastards." The killer intent quickly disappears as it had appeared as Lady Senna takes a sip of her tea, who looks up innocently at the brothers, "more tea?"

Both brothers slowly shake their heads, "no thank you."

Senna smiles, "dear I just remember that I have an errand I need to run. I will see you at dinner."

Hiashi and Hizashi stand up with Hiashi releasing the privacy seal as he comes around his desk. Walking his wife to the door Hiashi kisses Senna, "do I need to send someone with you to carry anything?"

Senna smiles at her husband, "no, I'm just going to run over to Kunoichi Nite to see about an order" as she walks out the door.

Hiashi closes the door, walks back, and sits down behind his desk before reactivating the privacy seal. Reaching inside one of his desk drawers Hiashi pulls out a bottle of sake and fills both his cup and Hizashi's cup. After taking a sip, "we might have to be looking for new Elders if Senna doesn't calm down."

Hizashi snickers as he sips his sake , "and that's a bad thing?"

Both Hiashi and Hizashi remember during the Third Shinobi War, Senna's kunoichi team was known as 'Konoha's Shinigami Maidens'.

Hiashi chuckles, "true."

Hizashi reaches inside his robe and hands the seals and scroll to his brother, "I almost forgot Ky told me to give these to you. He said that Sandaime had asked him to remove the pain factor and keep the sealing intact."

Hiashi takes the scroll, seeing the blood seal, he opens it and reads the instructions before looking at his brother, "do they work?"

Hizashi smiles at his brother, "test it."

Hiashi hesitates a moment before flashing through the 'Cage Bird Seal' hand sign activation and watching his brother for signs of extreme pain, just to see his brother smile at him. Releasing the activation sign Hiashi bows his head, "thank you Ky for coming to our family's aid once again."

Looking up at Hizashi, "we will have to be careful, who we give these seals too. We don't want to tip our hand to whoever is behind this coup attempt."

Hizashi, "true, also we will have to be careful once we remove all the old seals because there will definitely be retaliation from members of the Lower House against specific members of the Main House."

Hiashi leaning forward to tap his cup against Hizashi's cup, "here to a whole clan, not a divided one."

Hizashi smiles at the thought as he finishes his sake before looking at his cup, "brother, why didn't Senna's cup break when she gripped it so tightly."

Hiashi motion Hizashi to lean forward as if to whisper a secret to him, "I had these made with reinforced chakra material after Senna crushed several cups while listening to the Elders after I was appointed Clan head. It was funny to watch the Elders jump every time she crushed a cup with one hand when they made a stupid request or demand."

Hizashi chuckles as he recalls the first couple of Elder meetings that his brother as clan head and his new bride sitting beside him crushing tea cups.

After a couple of moments the brothers turn serious and start discussing who they think is behind the coup and how to counter it.

Akimichi B-B-Q

Anko and Naruto are sitting at a table, Anko is looking at a menu while Naruto is looking at the holes and burn marks in his trench coat.

"Sensei, this was one of my better coats, you know."

Not even looking up from her menu Anko holds up her hand, "talk to the hand because I'm not listening. Besides you were the one to give me a hundred clones to use against you in the spar." Then Anko lowers the menu to look over it and grins, "that chakra storage seal rocks" before raising her menu back up.

Naruto sighs before looking at the menu, "damn it sensei that hurt."

Anko lowers her menu to look at Naruto before she smirks as her clone dispels itself giving her the clone's memory, "what? Poor little genin not like it when their sensei sticks them with a little kunai"

Naruto snarls at Anko, "no this little genin just doesn't like 'where' his sensei stuck him. I have high hopes of one day starting a family and those are very important in having one. Don't make me have to tell Iruka sensei where you are sticking your student."

Anko taps her menu against her chin and smiles, "do you think Iruka is into cosplay? Maybe we could do 'Naught School Girl and Sensei' and he would have to spank me for misbehaving. So blondie have you ever thought of spanking your girlfriend?"

This causes Naruto to close his eyes briefly; but, in his mind he see Hinata in a Sailor Moon type outfit laying across his lap looking back at him, "Naruto Sensei, I've been a Naughty Girl I need to be spanked." Naruto grabs for a napkin to wipe the blood coming out of his nose muttering, "I hate you sensei."

Causing Anko to chuckle evilly as she raises her menu back up after seeing Naruto grabbing for a napkin.

Naruto hears a chuckling in his mind, Sensei -11,478, Anko - 1 and Kit still 0.

In the Land of Tea, Jiraiya is doing 'research' at the local hot springs when he feels a tingling in his senses and closes his eyes, "yes… feel the perversion young one … embrace it… join the pervert side."

author's note: The Canary Trap idea is borrowed from: The Patriot Games by Tom Clancy.