Chapter 37: JazzShay versus the Legacy

RAW was in Hartford, Connecticut with rapper Timbaland as guest host and Kofi was facing the Miz.

JazzShay was in the Women's Locker Room as Jasmine was on her laptop computer.

"Jasmine, we need to talk," Shayna said.

"Okay," Jasmine said.

Then Jasmine set her laptop computer aside as Shayna sat next to her.

"This has been on my mind since last week," Shayna said. "Of course, you already know that Evan is gonna be on ECW tomorrow and that got me thinking. If Evan were to win that ECW Homecoming Over-the-Top Rope Challenge and he wins the title at the Royal Rumble and he would return to ECW, what would happen with JazzShay?"

"Shayna, if that were to happen, then that what's gonna happen," Jasmine said. "I know that we just won the Slammy Award for Tag Team of the Year and we've had numerous battles against the Ambernathy Girls, but those are the accomplishments that we should be proud of as a tag team. If I were to go back to ECW with Evan, nothing could ever change between us, even our friendship."

"Does that mean I'll be left alone without a tag team partner?"

"I don't think so. I'm sure I'll find someone who can be your tag team partner?"

"Who?"

"Okay, look, let's forget about this for now; we'll cross that bridge when we get to it, okay?"

"Okay."

"Come here." Then Jasmine and Shayna hugged each other. "Remember that we'll always be friends and JazzShay no matter what happens."

"I'll keep that in mind."

A little later, RAW was on and Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase were in the locker room.

"It actually looks pretty cool," Cody said as he held a copy of Ted's DVD The Marine 2.

"You got a blu-ray, right?" Ted said.

"No."

"If not, I'll get you one."

Then Cody and Ted saw Randy Orton was sitting down looking gloomy.

"What's wrong with you?" Cody asked Randy.

"I think it's time to break up Legacy, boys," Randy said. "I think it's over, I'm sitting here and the first time, I just realized I wasted the last year and a half of my life with you two. I mean, last week, three men that have nothing in common whatsoever and have never teamed together before ever beat us. They beat us. How does that happen? I think we're finished."

"Randy, you can't be serious," Cody said.

"Am I the WWE Champion? Are you tag champions? No, that doesn't sound success to me, that sounds like complete and utter failures and I don't associate himself with failures."

"Randy, do you have any clue how many times we bailed you out this year? Yeah, you were WWE Champion three times, how many times did that happen without us?"

"We put our bodies on the line time after time just so you don't get your butt kicked," Ted said. "You shouldn't be lecturing, you should be thanking us."

"Thanking you?" Randy said "How about I test you? I've arranged two singles matches tonight, you'll be facing the men who beat you last week. Ted, you'll fighting Evan Bourne and Cody, you'll be facing Mark Henry. And I'll be down there ringside watching because it's your chance to prove you're not failures because if don't win your match……"

"If we don't, what?" Cody said. "You're gonna kick us out of Legacy?"

"Not only will I kick you out of Legacy but I'll beat the living hell out of both of you."

Then Randy walked out of the locker room and he didn't even see Jasmine who was listening to every word Legacy said and it'll be a thrill for JazzShay if Legacy were to break up because the girls really hate their guts.

A few minutes later, it was for the match between Evan and Ted DiBiase.

Randy Orton's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain and Randy walked down the ramp and went around in the ring and sat next to the announces.

Then Legacy's entrance theme played and Ted DiBiase came out from the curtain. Ted was pacing back and forth at the top of the ramp and he walked down the ramp and got on the apron, and got on the turnbuckles and stared at Randy and the crowd. Then he got into the ring and continued staring down at Randy and then Evan's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Jasmine following him. Jasmine was wearing a white and black triple stripe mesh sports jersey dress with "Jasmine" on it, black boots and her hair straight. Evan and Jasmine walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and got into the ring and then Evan climbed on the turnbuckles and raised his arms in the air and got back down as Jasmine smiled at Ted & Randy and left the ring and the referee called for the bell.

Ted and Evan circled around the ring and they locked up before Ted landed a knee to the midsection and a club to the back and then a right hand and Ted went for an elbow drop but Evan moved and Evan bounced off the ropes and landed a low dropkick to the face and a spinning heel kick and Evan went to whip Ted to the ropes but Ted twisted Evan's arm and Evan ducked a clothesline and he bounced off the ropes and Ted landed a clothesline for a two count. Then Ted landed a vertical suplex for another two count and Ted landed two elbow drops and punched Evan in the face before applying a headlock and Evan got to his feet and kicked Ted in the back of the leg and landed a spinning back kick sending Ted to the corner.

Then Evan charged into a boot to the face and Ted climbed the top turnbuckle but Evan landed a rapid-fire top rope hurricurrana for a two count and Evan rolled up Ted for another two count and he landed a high knee to the face and Evan climbed the top turnbuckle and went for the shooting star press but Ted climbed the top turnbuckle and went for a superplex but Evan shoved him off. Then Ted went after Evan but Evan leaped off to the mat and Ted dropped him face-first on the mat in the corner then followed up immediately with Dream Street for the pin and the win.

Jasmine shook her head as Ted stared at Randy who didn't appear to be convinced while Ted got his arm raised by the referee and Jasmine went around the ring to check on Evan and helped him out of the ring as Ted continue to stare at Randy.

The Bella Twins, Kim, and Eve chatted in Timbaland's office as MVP talked to Timbaland on the couch playing on his PSP.

"What I'm trying to figure out is how do I get that Middleeastern groove you get?" MVP said.

"Well, you actually got something going," Timbaland said.

"Yeah, I got a little groove here but it's not like quite……I don't have the Timbaland feel complete. Help me out here."

"Well, I'm gonna give you the Timbaland feel."

"You gonna hook me up with it?"

"There you go, read the instructions, it'll tell you how to do it."

"Good looking, dawg, I appreciate it."

"Oh, snap," Kofi said as he and Shayna walked up to Timbaland. "What's up, Timbaland?"

"How you doing, man?" Timbaland said.

"Look, I just wanted thank you for the opportunity tonight. I mean, a chance to earn a shot at the United States Title, man, look, the Miz beat me for that championship, so as far as I'm concerned, I mean, he and I, we still have unfinished business, you know what I mean?

"Whoa, hold up, speaking of unfinished business," MVP said, "as I seemed to recall, you beat me for that United States Championship. So once you beat the Miz, I think I deserved the first shot."

"Okay, alright, man, you got it."

"Okay."

"Really?" Miz said as he came forward. "Really, Kofi? Really? This is just so cute, but it would so much more impactful if it was actually the truth."

"Really?" Kofi said.

"Really."

"Why don't you clarify it?" MVP said.

"Clarify."

"Yeah, please."

"See, Montel, you are not going to be able to beat Kofi for this title namely because Kofi will never have this title."

"You sound pretty confident."

"By this time next year at this time I will still be the U.S. Champion while each and every one of you will be, let's face it, mere afterthoughts."

"Afterthoughts," Kofi said.

"Afterthoughts," MVP said.

"Oh, and Gail, sweetheart, yeah, I doesn't think you can keep up with Maryse."

"Oh, really?" Gail said.

"Really, trust me, I know."

"Ew."

"Wait a minute," Shayna said. "I think it's more like Maryse can't keep up with Jasmine after saying that she way more sexy than her. Besides, Maryse would never give you the time of day."

"Really?" the Miz said.

"Really."

"Miz, I have to talk to you for a minute," Timbaland said.

"Okay."

"If Kofi beats you tonight, the U.S. Title for next week will be tonight.

"Wait, if Kofi beats me tonight, then the United States Championship match next week will be tonight?"

"Tonight."

"Right after the match?"

"My man," Kofi said.

"Tonight," Timbaland said.

"Really?" Miz said.

"Really," Kofi and Timbaland said.

"Hey, let's all say it together," Timbaland said.

"Really!" MVP, Shayna, Kofi, and Timbaland said.

"As a matter of fact," MVP said, "let me put a little beat on that so you can dance your way out the door."

Then the Bella Twins, Eve, and Gail came forward as they started dancing with Timbaland and MVP.

"I got a match, guys," Kofi said as he and Shayna went to leave. "I love to stay but I got a match."

"We got a date, man, handle your business," MVP said.

A few minutes later, it was time for the match between Kofi and the Miz

The Miz's entrance theme played and came out from the curtain. The Miz kissed the United States Championship belt and raised it in the air and he walked down the ramp and jumped on the ring apron and got into the ring. Then the Miz got on the top turnbuckle and raised his title belt in the air and got back down and Kofi's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Shayna following him. Shayna was wearing a white and black triple stripe sports jersey top with "Shayna" on it, black pants and her hair straight. Kofi & Shayna clapped their hands as pyro set off and the two walked down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and Shayna got into the ring. Then Kofi got on the turnbuckles clapping his hands along with Shayna pumping up the crowd and he got back down and he took off his pants as Shayna left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Kofi had his fists up and he immediately went behind Miz in a waistlock and Miz landed a couple of back elbows and kicked Kofi and landed a suplex and Kofi stumbled to the corner as Miz kicked away at him and the referee pulled him and Miz landed a clothesline out of the corner and Miz climbed the top turnbuckle and leaped as Kofi caught him with the Trouble in Paradise for the win.

Shayna was jumping up and down as Kofi's arm was raised by the referee and Kofi clapped his hands as Shayna applauded for him and Kofi went over to the side of the ring where Shayna was and hugged her and Shayna whispered in Kofi's ear encouraging him to win.

The referee was checking on the Miz to see if he could continue and the Miz said yes as he got up wobbly and the two circled around the ring and the two locked up as Miz got Kofi in the corner and Miz charged but Kofi went out of the ring and landed a double boot to Miz's face and Kofi climbed the top turnbuckle and landed a cross body for a two count and Miz went for a clothesline and Kofi blocked as he landed the S.O.S. for a two count. Then Kofi went to whip Miz to the ropes but Miz reversed and Kofi got a crucifix hold as he rolled up Miz for a two count and Miz was in the corner as Kofi grabbed him and landed a Russian legsweep and was pumping himself as he bounced off the ropes and landed the Boom Drop with a twist.

Then Kofi went to the corner as he clapped his hands and Kofi landed the Trouble in Paradise for the cover but Randy Orton showed up and yanked Kofi off of Miz and Randy was attacking Kofi before whipping him into the ringpost and landed the RKO.

Then Randy turned to Shayna who was about to attack him with her Slammy Award trophy and Randy stared at her with cold eyes. Then Randy looked down at Kofi as he slowly backed away and Shayna ran over to Kofi to check on him.

A few minutes later, Randy was walking backstage when Josh Matthews approached him.

"Hey, Randy," Josh said, "can you explain why you just brutally attacked Kofi Kingston?"

"If Kofi Kingston thinks the issue between him and I is over," Randy said, "well, it's not over until I say it is over. Next week, Kofi and I, we finish this thing and I can think of a better way to kick off the new year than by kicking somebody in the skull."

Then Evan and Jasmine came forward.

"Really?" Jasmine said. "It's not over until you say it's over? Not in the Angelic Coalition world because since you like to play games a lot, I was talking to our guest host Timbaland and he agree to put you in a handicap match, which is up next. And I think that I would like to end the year by embarrassing you."

Then Evan and Jasmine walked away as Randy was fuming.

A few minutes later, Randy Orton's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain.

"The following is a handicap match scheduled for one fall," Justin Roberts announced. "Introducing first from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 245 pounds, Randy Orton."

Randy walked down the ramp and got in the ring. Then Randy got on the turnbuckles and stared at the crowd and got back down and then JazzShay's entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain with microphone in their hands.

"Hey, Randy," Shayna said, "since you and Legacy have a problem with us girls being the 2009 Slammy Award winning Tag Team of the Year, it just so happens that in this handicap match, you'll be facing the tag team that won the award last year."

Then the Boyz in Motion's entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain.

"And his opponents from Orlando, Florida in a combined weight of 1,080 pounds, Jason Straham, Jeremy Schwartz, Brent Knox, and Ryan Knox, the Boyz in Motion," Justin announced.

The six walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and the boys surrounded the ring, got on the apron first, and leaped into the ring and surrounded Randy.

"Oh, yeah, Randy," Jasmine said, "we almost forgot to mention that this is a no-disqualification handicap match just for the Boyz in Motion and JazzShay meaning we can do just anything we want to do to you."

"And Randy," Shayna said, "you'll also be facing all four boys at the same time."

Then Randy looked up in disappointment as the referee called for the bell and Randy looked at each man and went to kick Jeremy but Jeremy held onto his leg as all four boys were beating down Randy to the mat and then they all grabbed him and rammed him shoulder first into each ringpost. Then Jason and Jeremy grabbed Randy and took him to the side of the ring were JazzShay was and they making fun of Randy as Shayna got into the ring with her Slammy Award trophy and nailed Randy in the head with it and then Jeremy covered Randy for the three count.

"Here are your winners, the Boyz in Motion," Justin announced.

Then Jasmine got into the ring and JazzShay looked down at Randy as the boys celebrated their victory and their arms were raised by the referee and JazzShay. Then the six left the ring and walked up the ramp and as they reached the top of the ramp, JazzShay turned around and looked at Randy unconscious in the ring.

JazzShay blew a kiss at Randy and walked to the back.

Shayna got her revenge but next week was going to be a whole different with Kofi.