beans- *raises eyebrow* Yur acting like a school GIRL again... LMFAO But we all KNOW what was jabbing her back... As Lucy said pretty sure it wasn't a fish... LOL
hunter- BAH! Funny enough English was not my strong subject in school. I excelled in the Literature and Vocab portions but no so much in the grammar and spelling. (I LOVE my spell check!) I damn the comma however! I damn it to a firey hell that only the likes of Natsu could enjoy! It will be here that Natsu will then consume the comma and it shall forever be gone and stricken from memory! LMFAO
Swan- Yeh Idk what happened this week but I just kindda was like blah... And next I knew I was late LOL Oh well fairly sure this one will make you laugh as well! :P
Cool- LMFAO BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA... TY!
Gogo- I love, love, LOVE writing their arguments! It's too much fun!
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*SURPRISE* I was typing away and realized that I have a very good lead on all of you! So enjoy the weekend with this!
"You two do realize that you do not have to follow me everywhere, right? I could always meet you at the- FOR THE LAST TIME GET YOUR HAND OFF MY ASS!"
Happy giggled and Natsu sighed while raising his hand back to the neutral territory of Lucy's waist. "Geez Lucy calm down. You can grab my ass too if you want and then we'll be even!" Natsu grinned.
"Idiot." A fully embarrassed Lucy hissed. "I don't want to be even! I just don't want to be embarrassed in public!"
"I don't get what's so embarrassing. I see people do this sort of thing all the time." He grumbled.
"Aye Sir! If Charla would let me I'd never let go!" Happy cheered dreamily.
Lucy pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration. Sighing heavily she decided on a different tactic. With a sweet smile in place she said, "Why don't I meet you two at the guild in a bit, ne? I need to re-stock my food and was thinking of going to some clothing shops."
Happy and Natsu shared a look before they both burst into laughter. "You're making a weird face again Lucy!" Happy said between laughs.
Natsu ruffled her hair affectionately and pulled her closer while chuckling, "If we go to the guild then you'll be all alone weirdo!"
"That's kind of the point." Lucy mumbled.
"Aye! We can't leave Lucy! When we do she gets into trouble!"
Lucy raised a brow as her anger flared. "Excuse me? And just what do you mean by that?" she gritted out coming to a halt in the middle of the street.
Completely oblivious to his predicament Natsu grinned, "Just what he said! Every time we leave you alone bad stuff happens, so we decided to make sure we're always close by to save you!"
Neither expected it.
"LUCY KICK!" And with that Lucy sent the two fools flying across the road and through the air only to land in the river six blocks away.
The enraged blond stomped down the street causing those in her path to scatter and run for their life. "Of all the… Those overbearing… Obsessive… Hording… JERKS! I can take care of myself thank you!" Kicking a stone in her path as if it too had insulted her she yelled, "I'm part of Fairy Tail too aren't I?" Glaring at the poor man who happened to be standing close and reading his paper she yelled at him, "Well aren't I?!"
On any other day of the year had this man ran into the blond bombshell, Lucy Heartfilia, while she was alone and not with her notorious partner, he might have taken the chance to flirt with her. Today however he stared shocked and slightly fearful of the blond and nodded dumbly in hopes of living another day.
"Thank you!" she once again yelled throwing her hands up in frustration and continued storming down the street. She missed how the poor man shrunk to the ground and vowed to make the most of the life he was granted and spared.
Her inner, and somewhat outer, titrate continued for three more blocks before she found herself outside the market district. Taking a deep breath to calm down her ire she released it heavily through her nose. The more she thought it over the sweeter she found the gesture. It really was a testament to just how much the pair cared for her. After all Happy was willingly giving up his possible Charla wooing time to help watch over her. And she was sure Natsu was itching for a fight with Grey that could go uninterrupted for at least a few minutes.
She blindly shopped for food as her mind continued to wonder. She hoped they made it to the guild alright. She had kicked them fairly hard. Unconsciously she found herself with an armload of all their favorite foods. Mostly different meats and fish. Chuckling to herself she went over to a produce vender. A short time later she was headed back home with enough food to hopefully last about a week. It was wishful thinking on her part she knew, but hey, a girl can dream.
Once all her items were properly put away, Lucy sighed in relief. Her house was back in order, laundry drying, thanks to Happy being kind enough to fetch her duffel bag from he and Natsu's home this morning, as well as some of Natsu's clothing much to her chagrin, room dusted and tidy, and her cabinets full once again. Deciding that she should head to the guild she called out Plue to accompany her on the short walk.
"Punn! Pu-punn!" the tiny dog spirit greeted.
"Oh Plue! I missed you!" Lucy cried happily as she hugged him. "Want to go to the guild with me?"
"PUN!"
Lucy smiled as she balanced on the edge of the canal. Waving off the boaters as they called out to her to be careful, she grew excited at seeing everyone. She was sure to be bombarded by questions and possibly have to answer to the master but it would be good to be back with her nakama. Just as the guild came into view she stopped and grew nervous. What, if anything, had Grey or Erza told them in regards to her and Natsu? It wasn't that she wanted it to be kept secret, per say. But were they really ready for the guild to know? More importantly were they ready to have the guild butt in and ask their sure to be embarrassing questions?
Lucy frowned. She loved Fairy Tail with her whole being, but they could be a bit, overwhelming, at times. Taking a reassuring breath she continued walking. Surely Erza would respect their privacy and not have said anything. As for Grey, he seemed put off by the whole idea anyway so it was fairly safe to assume that he wouldn't want to talk about it. Smiling reassuredly she shoved the guild doors open and called out, "Ahoy mina!"
Everything in the guild took pause before the cry of "LUCY!" rang loud enough she was sure they heard her name clear in Crocus. Just before everyone could rush her she found herself face to face with Natsu. Faster then she could form a greeting he pulled her face to his own and captured her lips in a deep and passionate embrace. Lucy melted instantly and reciprocated just as heatedly. A goofy smile came across her face when they pulled apart. That was until Natsu grinned and turned to their audience.
"See I told you all so! So keep off!"
Lucy's eyes widened before narrowing. Her eye twitched and faster than the guild could blink she punch Natsu in the back of his head dropping the man to his knees.
"OWW! Lucy what the hell was that for?!" he whined while rubbing the lump forming on his head.
"Ass hole!" Lucy spat as she stormed past him. Raising her voice she said, "You do not kiss someone in public like that just to prove a damn point!"
That seemed to knock everyone out of their shock. Soon the guild filled with cheers, cat calls, and whistles.
"Holy shit! They finally are together!"
"Public affection is manly!"
"Go Natsu-nee!"
"PUNNNNN!"
"What a shameless act."
"They lllike each other! A lot!"
"It's not fair!"
"Damn brats! You're growing up too fast!"
"I think I'm going to be sick!"
"Grey-sama! Come prove Grey-sama's love for Juvia as Lucy-san is no longer Love Rival!"
"Our little Natsu is finally growing up!"
"Damn it you two! Don't do that shit in front of me!"
"Ara-ara! You two are too adorable!"
Lucy groaned as she made her way to their normal table. Sitting down she ignored everyone in favor of burring her deep red face in her arms upon the table. "Why me?" She sobbed dramatically.
"Awe come on Luce! Don't be mad!" Natsu said sliding into the booth with her unable to hide his grin of satisfaction.
"I hate you." Lucy grumbled into her arms.
Natsu hunched down and slung his arm over her shoulders. Getting as close to her as possible he grinned as he whispered, "No you don't, you love me." Giving a chaste kiss to her head he continued, "And I love you." His grin widened when she snorted and he pulled her back to lean against him.
"I still don't like you right now." She said as she sat up. Leaning back and using Natsu's arm as a head rest she opened her eyes taking in the sight before her and causing the orbs to grow impossibly large while her mouth hung gaping.
They were surrounded. It was as if the whole of the guild decided that they were the greatest entertainment ever. And it seemed that Cana was their ring leader. At least that was easy to presume since the drunk was sitting cross-legged on their table with her afternoon barrel next to her and a fairly lecherous sneer plastered on her face. "So why don't you two tell ol' Ane-chan exactly what you have been up to."
Lucy swore the people surrounding them moved in even closer and she gulped. "Didn't m-m-master or Er-Erza tell you guys?" She squeaked.
Cana cackled and leaned back taking a swig of her drink. Raising a brow she smirked. "Well yeh we all heard all about the dragon stuff. But I'm not talking about that."
"Oh?" Lucy attempted to say in a tone that suggested she was confused. However her sweat, red face, and quivering voice betrayed her.
"Yup." Cana said enunciating the word with a pop. "Word is you two were caught in bed together."
"YOU'RE BLOWING IT OUT OF PROPORTION!" Lucy yelled frantically.
"Cana!" Erza called from the bar as she dug her fork into her slice of cake. "What they do together as lovers is of no concern of ours. Am I understood?"
Lucy would swear the grin on Cana's face could rival that of the Grinch himself in that moment. "Lovers you say?"
Once again Lucy swore that the whole guild moved in closer. "IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT!" Lucy yelled frantically. Looking to Natsu for help she sobbed as she realized the idiot was asleep complete with string of drool hanging out. Silently she damned him for leaving her on her own after his little show that caused all of this. She will someday get revenge, sweet, sweet revenge! "We've only kissed and he slept in my bed last night. That's IT I swear it!" she sobbed dramatically. "Happy was there he could tell you!"
"Aye! Although Natsu did say he's the reason for those weird bruises." The devious exceed taunted from his place high out of Lucy's reach.
Revenge! Lucy swore to it!
It was after that comment that Cana realized that Lucy was dressed fairly conservative, at least for Lucy. She still had on a short skirt but her shirt wasn't one that covered just the essentials. It was actually just a deep 'V' t-shirt. With reflexes that no drunk should possess Cana lunged forward and pulled at the collar of Lucy's shirt. She grinned once more then frowned. "Tch. Some hickies and cuddling? Talk to me when you get to the deep and dirty stuff." And with a wink in Lucy's direction, Cana hopped off the table and headed back to her place at the bar, causing the mob to also disperse with a groan of dissatisfaction.
Lucy sunk lowly in her seat once more attempting to bury her permanently red face. In her distress she didn't even register the fact that poor Plue was patting her head in a sad attempt at consoling her. Her mind was on one thing only. Killing her boyfriend and his flying blue bastard. That and adding Grey to her list of victims because only he would be enough of a dumb ass as to tell the gossiping jackals of the guild about Natsu being caught in bed with her. At least Lucy was pinning it on Grey because she refused to attempt revenge against Erza. She'd much rather stay in one piece after all.
I feel proud and slightly r-tarded... I found the page break! However in my defense it's not in the initial load dock. You have to save yur doc and then when you go to edit it's one of the options... LAME...
Anyway... Here's a treat! I mostly just wanna get into the drama of things and so I have to give you guys chapters so you can catch up to me. LOL Plus it's Friday and I'm tired and cranky and really could use the reviews to give me a laugh... errrr... I mean encouragement! *giggle*
Have a good weekend!
Keep readin and reviewin
~Gemi
