Sonic's Insane Life-By InuSonishaUnlimited
Disclaimer: I don't own SEGA or their characters. Also, there are some characters that are not mine in this story, some of which came from DeviantART or otherwise. I will point out these characters and their creators, so that they recieve their credit. Either way...that's done.
Summary: Basically put, this story is all about insane, crazy adventures that Sonic and his friends go through in his life. Lots of craziness ensues here, so here's the lowdown: This is M-rated, so kiddies should stay away. There is Strong Language, Strong Violence, Nudity, Lots of Sex and Absolue Insanity. Flames will be punished with a harsh message from me, so think twice about doing it. I take suggestions for characters to show up or scenarios, but otherwise, have fun and hope you enjoy!
News Update- Fans of Big the Cat will see their large friend do some things he wouldn't normally do in this chapter here. Also, I need your help for the next chapter, which is a Fan Mail kind of chap. If you are kind enough to review, include a fan letter with a comment or question to any character in this story, including Weresheep's OC, Anth and the girls, of course. If you send a letter, the character will respond to it in the next chapter! Thanks in advance and do be kind! I don't want to have to come up with letters by myself.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Big's gonna go loco.
Sonic: Apparently yes.
InuSonishaUnlimited: This should be funny.
Weresheep: The retard gets his day, huh?
F. Tails: Oh man, I wonder what's he's gonna do...
Anth: Kill someone, probably. It'd be easy for him.
Weresheep: Sit on someone or step on them. Hell, he could knock someone out with his fishing pole.
InuSonishaUnlimited: But seriously, we need fan letters, people. Bring them to me and I'll put them in, I promise.
Weresheep: Hopefully you'll get some.
Sonic: The letter's can be for anyone about anything, except about recieving free stuff!
InuSonishaUnlimited: Yeah, cause I ain't got shit to give.
Sonic: He's a broke man.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Yup.
Zeta: How many letters do you need?
Sonic: He's going for 5-10 letters.
InuSonishaUnlimited: If I get more, that's great. If not, I'm on my own with the letters.
Anth: Can we write letters to ourselves?
InuSonishaUnlimited: Uh...let's move on.
Insane Day 36: Big's Revenge and The Coming of the Devils
Big sits on the pier right near the Mystic Ruins train station, absent-minded at first glance. But within that head, chaos reigns until he can't hold it in any longer. His eyes go from totally dazed to focused and the Big everyone knew was now on the prowl, malicious intent in his mind and revenge on his thoughts. With a sinister smile on his face and on Froggy's, they both head for the city. Many people can't help but wonder if Big's been doing drugs or something. Meanwhile, back in the Mystic Ruins, Sonic comes across Rashia, Shade and Aeroa. "Uh, what's up?" Sonic asks. "Sonic, we want you to do us a favor. Shadow has been inside for a while today. Can you give him this message?" Shade says. "Shadow, would you like to go out on a date?" Rashia states the message. "Okay then." Sonic says. "We'll be nearby." Aeroa says.
Sonic goes into the house and sees Shadow at the kitchen table. He walks in and sits with him, an overwhelming silence covering the room. "Hey, Shadow." Sonic starts. "Hey." Shadow responds. "Um, what's up?" Sonic asks. "Not much. What is it?" Shadow says. "Shadow, would you like to go out tonight?" Sonic asks, stating the message. "Sure, Sonic. Just as friends." Shadow says. "W...wha?" Sonic asks, confused. "I like ya, Sonic, but not in that way. Around 8 PM." Shadow says, walking out. Well, to say the least, Sonic sat there in the kitchen, absolutley confused. "So, does he want to go out tonight?" Rashia asks. "Yeah...with me." Sonic says, looking confused and troubled. "You're going out with Shadow?" Shade asks. "If I had an excuse or an explanation, I'd give it." Sonic says, walking out. "How odd..." Aeroa says as she watches Sonic leave.
Back in Station Square, Big is busy being absolutly evil. Over the course of an hour, he tripped up a couple of old people, stole about $15 from a young child and beaten three people with his fishing rod, nearly killing them. However, the big cat wanted more...much more. That's when he spots the Babylon Rouges walking nearby. "Huh? Hey, it's the big cat guy." Jet says. "What a weirdo..." Wave says. "Hmm..." Storm says, looking at the purple cat. Big looks at Storm in the same manner and then...they fight. Big makes the first move, punching Storm on his cheek and taking a hit to the gut by the albatross's fist. From there, Jet and Wave simply watch as the two big idiots fight each other. "Okay...this could take a while..." Jet says. "Yeah...most likely." Wave says as she walks with him. Well, it does take a while until both combatants get really bored. Meaning, it lasted for about an hour.
Back to the other odd occurrance, Sonic looks in the mirror for a few minutes. "Hmm...why am I doing this? Going out with Shadow...Is there something wrong with me?" Sonic asks. He steps out and both Tails drop their jaws at the sight of him. Apparently, the blue hedgehog wanted to dress for the occasion and what's more, he apparently was a girl again. "What? Does it seem nice?" she asks. "Uh, Soni...ea, how did you turn back into a girl?" M. Tails asks. "Oh, I asked Eggman. He seemed fine with the idea as long as he was payed for his services." Sonea says. "How much did you pay him?" F. Tails asks. "Ten bucks now, ten bucks later." she says. "Nice black skirt and top." M. Tails says. "Yeah, thanks. Well, I'd better get going." she says, walking out of the room. Before heading out the door, Sonea immediately notices Big running amok, causing chaos. "What's his problem?" she asks, watching him board the train back to Station Square.
Amy exits her home and heads to the train station. On the way, she comes across the big, purple cat as he begins throwing things for no good reason. "Hey, Big!" she yells, making him stop for a second...before he drops to the ground. The power of the Piko Piko Hammer is shown once more, by bringing down the massive cat in one hit. After she continues on her merry way, Big wakes up a few minutes later...back to normal. He once more heads to the dock and casts his line out, Froggy right next to him. No longer would people plot kicking him into the water or anything like that. Big managed to bring forth a sense of fear for messing with him, even though he had no idea why people were somewhat avoiding him. The blow to the head was mightier than previously anticipated. Anyway, Sonea and Shadow met up in front of the house and Shadow was shocked to say the least.
"When did you become a girl again?" Shadow asks. "Well, I know it would've been awkward if we went out as two dudes, so I asked Eggman to give me a way to get my female body again." Sonea says. "Oh. Well, let's go." Shadow says. They head into the city and sit at a table outside of a nice cafe. They got small tea cups and cookies to eat until some real food was ready. "So, how's things?" Sonea asks, a little uneasy dating one of his best friends like this. "All right." Shadow says, sipping his coffee. Once the food comes and they eat, they walk down the way to the movies to see "Space Chao: Revenge of the Chao." It wasn't a bad movie, but there were a lot of Chao watching it. With that done, both return to the house with satisfied faces. "That was nice, Shadow." Sonea says. "Yeah, catch you in the morning." he says, walking inside. The blue hedgehog heads in as well, returning to his body with a ring Eggman made.
The next day proved to be odd, since Sonic was just walking through the city. He stops when he notices an odd circle drawn on the sidewalk. "Hmm...what's this? Never seen one like this before...and it's unfinished." Sonic says, picking up the chalk left behind and finishing a slightly undone line. What happens next is that the thing starts glowing before three figures show up. Unfortunately for Sonic, it's the three succubus from Hell that helped him escape. They looked to him and in mere seconds, Sonic started running. They chase him through the city, with the blue hedgehog hopping over people in an effort to get away. They follow him into the train station and into the Mystic Ruins, where he leaps into the deep jungle. "I doubt I can lose them here..." Sonic says as he reaches the large temple in the center. Once on top, he looks around. "Did they follow me?" he asks as he runs back to the house.
They surprise him there. "Shit." Sonic says, looking at the three devils from before. "Hello there. Were you the one that summoned us?" the green-haired one asks. "Summoned...? Oh shit, the circle! Someone must've been trying to summon them and left the circle around for a second when I came along!" Sonic shouts, running back towards Station Square, with the ladies in hot pursuit. He jumps from the Train Station onto the train as it heads back into the city. On both ends of him, they closed in. "Well, I did finish the circle...but what do you do?" Sonic asks. "We do whatever you desire of us." the green haired one says. "From taking over the world to any menial chore!" the red-haired one says. "So please allow us to fulfill your desire!" the pink-haired one says. "But...but I don't have a desire." Sonic says, yet they came closer still. They reach the city and Sonic leaps through the window, running all the way back towards City Hall, but that was a dumb move, cause they trapped him there. "Oh man..." Sonic says, but comes up with a plan.
He leaps over them and runs back to where the circle was, watching the police take away some kid with a black robe away. "Hey, hey! What's up!?" Sonic asks the cop. "Oh, this kid was practicing the black arts, so we're taking him downtown." the cop says, driving the kid away. "Fuck..." Sonic curses, looking to see the circle gone. He returns home and turns to see the succubus right behind him. "Why are you following me!? I told you I don't have a request..." Sonic says. "Well, we've been summoned. You were the one that did it, so we aren't leaving until you have a request." the green-haired one says. "And of course "Go back home" isn't a request, silly." the red-haired one says. "So we'll be with you for a while! Don't worry, no one else can see us unless you command it." the pink-haired one says, smiling. "Well, ain't that a bitch..." Sonic says, with a tearful expression as they entered the house.
-Three new girls...Heh heh. Coming up after the Fan Mail chap, the Wild Wild West beckons for our group with random hilarity and the like in store.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Wild West episode. Fun times.
Sonic: Yippee Kai-Yay.
F. Tails: Wanna brand my hide, cowboy?
Sonic: Maybe when I settle into town, little missy.
Zeta: You can tan me too, big boy...
Anth: The Wild West, though?
Weresheep: Wonder how that's gonna go?
InuSonishaUnlimited: The same as normal, with a lot of sex and cowboy stuff and jokes.
Knuckles: Awesome.
Sonic: Totally cool.
M. Tails: Should be interesting.
Amy: I can't wait!
Rouge: We'll have a good time.
Natasha: Absolutely.
Cosmo: Tails, what will we do there?
M. Tails: Have fun, I guess.
Cosmia: Awesome!
Weresheep: Cursed...
InuSonishaUnlimited: Don't, okay? Whatever it is, just don't. Please send letters!