Chapter 36 I always find myself unbelievably proud that she manages to spell 'chapter' right every time.

AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 Yup. When I'm seventy, I'm going to sit around in all my catladyism glory and flame stories on FF. By the way, I don't know if I've told you all that catladyism is what I've converted to. Guys just… grrrr -_- Me living in a house full of cats, so many cats in fact, that they're squished up against the windows and all you can see from the outside is the furry windows… yes ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111 Wherever the hell that is.

I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B'lody Mary, Socrates He's the man and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.

"OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip Snip snap… tomato to-mat-o, potato pa-ta-to… nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111" Well he still looks awfully like it you know.

"Yah I no." Serious said sadly. He's serious, geddit? xD No -_- I don't either.

"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice She's made emo a type of voice?... I just sat here for about 5 minutes trying to figure out what a emo voice would be… dirnking some volxemortserom.

Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Who is this? Lizzy? Like Lizzy Mcguire?... I never really did watch that show. Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet cornet as in the instrument, or the woman/nun's headdress? Oh lord… that just made me imagine a gothic nun… O.O Some day that's going to be a horror movie just watch… they already made a horror movie about a tire that exploded people's heads or something… I think it's called "Rubber" but ANYWAYS, I will now proceed to shut up. and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too." LIAH!

"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) NOOOO! I DON'T! LORDY GIRL! WHY DON'T YOU JUST WRITE A STORY ABOUT TALKING SCARFS! gasped B'lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?" No. Sike, of course she does.

"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" Let's sit around and gothically knit. Whoo, here goes the knitting circle again. said Profesor Trevolry. Neville's toad has become a teacher?

"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Willow.

"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum DRUGGIE? anymore nd also….sum luv potion 4 Enoby." Darko said resultantly. She sleeps around so much he needs to get a love potion to just make her stay with someone else forever.

"Well we have potions klass now." It's time for klaaaaaas everyoneWillow said "so let's go." I added in the quotation marks… they felt right.

We went sexily to Potionz class. Me and friends do that too. We sexily go to each of our classes. I'm sexy and I know it! *song by LMFAO* *dances around* By the way, don't ever watch that music video But Snap wasn't there. Instead there was…Cornelio Fuck!11111 I like that name. At least he's not Cornelia anymore, he decided he liked being a man again.

"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS DIDN'T LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE WAS A PREP!

"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia Fuck. My friend said that once… he said, "Would you all please collectively stfu!" Stu-foo…. I love him so much. "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. Why does she have to take serious things and mess around with them oh so cruelly? :( "Now do ur work!111"

My friendz and I talked arngrily. I'M IN A RAGE!

"Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1" Vampire asked surprisedly. Yes

"DATZ IT!11" CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111" WHO?

Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Wow Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard. Seamus: That's one big cuboard

"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly… "HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted. AUGH! MY EYES!

I looked around….Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily. I'M GOING TO DIEEEEEEE!

"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was…Amnesia Portion!111 Alright, no comment.

Hello everyone… I hope you're enjoying this…. My suffering and pain I mean -_- HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS FREAKIN' STORY IS LEFT? How much bad can you put into one story? Actually a lot… I saw a story that involved Jesus and a bunch of other religious figures being emo or something…. That was just awful -_- I'm not too religious but I'm not an atheist that was just offensive…

ANYWAYS, harry new-year! Get what I did there? Don't worry, I'm not that lame, just mocking Ebooby as always. :D