One Shocking Surprise: Angels Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: this one has Hinata and Konan. Got the idea from SerpentKing707. Warning some language in this one.

Neji and Sakura were both unhappy. The reasons why, well for Sakura it was because Naruto had promised to train with her today and he hadn't shown up, and she wasn't about to let Naruto pull a Kakashi on her so she was racing to his place to drag him to the training ground no matter the state of his dress, well that was after she beat the shit out of him for making her wait.

As for Neji, he was ordered to find Hinata after it seemed that she had gone missing. Neji had been looking high and low for Hinata, but she was nowhere to be seen. He then heard that Hinata had been seen with Naruto last. He knew Hinata and Naruto had been spending more time together and Naruto was helping boost Hinata's self-confidence and it was doing great wonders.

So the two were both heading to Naruto's from different directions. They met at the blonde's door.

"Neji, what are you doing here?" Sakura asked.

"I was about to ask you the same question Sakura" Neji said.

"I am here since Naruto promised to train with me today, but he made me wait and I am going to show him why I hate tardiness" Sakura said as she cracked her knuckles.

Neji winced she he really didn't want to see that lesson.

"So why are you here Neji?" Sakura asked.

"I am here because Hinata is nowhere to be found and I know Naruto and her spend time together" Neji said regaining his composure.

Sakura turned and knocked on the door. There was no answer. Sakura frowned and knocked again and again no answer. Sakura began banging on the door since her ire began to rise. Neji subtly inched back not wanting to get in contact with Sakura's fist, which were about a nanosecond away from using her chakra enhanced strength.

"NARUTO OPEN THIS DOOR THIS INSTANT YOU LAZY ASS!" Sakura screamed.

Just as Sakura was ready to bust the door down with her chakra-enhanced fist it was wrenched open, but before both Neji and Sakura it wasn't Naruto. No, it was Hinata and she looked absolutely pissed. Her Byakugan was ablaze and ready to kill whoever was in her sight. What she was wearing was a bra and panties though she had her jacket over her bra though it was left open.

"What the fuck do you want?" she growled.

Never had Neji heard Hinata swear or even seen his cousin angry before, but he could say Hinata was quite scary in angry mode. As for Sakura, she was shocked Hinata even knew that word. She was taken back by the huge amount of KI Hinata was giving off.

"Well, are you two going to tell me why you're here or are you going to fucking stand there?" Hinata asked still quite unhappy.

"Now Hinata, that's not very nice."

A woman appeared. She had long blue hair and was wearing a very short bathrobe. The robe was so short that it showed of her nice legs it also showed of her very fine figure too. Neji turned his head as a small trickle of blood escaped his nose. He quickly wiped it away.

"Sorry Konan, but they interrupted" Hinata said now a lot calmer than before.

"I understand. You were quite into it before they interrupted" Konan said as she hugged Hinata from the back.

Hinata leaned back pressing her back squishing Konan's chest.

Now to the reason why Konan is here. After Pein died she broke down crying thinking she was now all alone. Naruto and Hinata felt for Konan since they understood the feeling of being alone and they comforted Konan the best they could. This of course led to many things that became ways to comfort one another, which meant less and less clothes on it seemed. Now the three were experts at comforting one another. But you know what they say, practice makes perfect.

Both Sakura and Neji stood there shell-shocked at the sight. Konan was peppering kisses around Hinata's face and neck while Hinata was mewling and cooing. Neji's brain was fizzing out as blood threatening to spill out even with Neji doing his best to hold back the flow and Sakura's going, going, almost gone.

"What's taking you two so long?" Naruto asked appearing before the two wearing only his boxers.

"Sorry Naruto" Konan said stopping her rain of kisses.

"We were rudely interrupted by these two" Hinata said.

"Huh, Neji, Sakura what are you two doing here?" Naruto asked.

"Forget about them Naruto. We're wasting a lot of time" Hinata said getting out of Konan's grasp.

"Yes, they haven't said a thing at all so they mustn't have anything to say at all" Konan said.

Naruto was curious as to why Neji and Sakura were there, but before he could ask them Hinata and Konan grabbed Naruto by under his armpits and dragged him away. Though he made no objection whatsoever to it. Hinata slammed the door shut.

The sounds echoed throughout the apartment and they reached Neji and Sakura's ears. It was then they both fainted. Both dead to the world with Neji having a major nose bleed.

End

A/N: and that's the end of this one. I hope SerpentKing707 liked what I did with their idea. I apologize if a few of you don't like Hinata cursing, but I wanted to do something new and different with her. Thanks for reading and please review.