Jessica logged on
Jessica: You'll never guess what happened!
Emmett: Try us—we're gullible ;)
Lauren: What now, Jess?
Mike, Tyler, and Eric: Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!
Jessica: It's so cool
Lauren: What is?
Eric: That 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321?
Tyler: That I was born?
Mike: That a hippopotamus can open its mouth large enough to accomodate a four foot tall person?
Emmett: haha, Alice.
Alice: I'M FOUR FOOT TEN!
Alice disappeared
The humans: o-o
Emmett: *looks around* woah, that was peculiar
Jessica: *shakes head* None of that stuff is cool!
Eric, Tyler, Mike: *pouts*
Lauren: *sighs* What's so cool then?
Jessica: My mom grew a toilet paper tree in our front yard! ^.^
Everyone: ...
Emmett: Okay...maybe we're not as gullible as I let on
Alice & Edward: *busts out laughing*
Rosalie, Jasper, & Bella: *glares at them curiously*
Lauren: Um...Jess, what?
Jessica: My. Mom. Grew. A. Toilet. Paper. Tree.
Lauren: YES, I KNOW! but-
Mike: A toilet paper tree, hmm?
Tyler: Like a tree with toilet paper instead of leaves :D
Eric: It saves money!
Bella: But what happens when it rains?
Alice: Mushy toilet paper puddles all over the front yard
Bella: :/
Mike: That's right, more money for more important things, like turtle food
Eric: But what happens when it rains?
Tyler: Mushy toilet paper puddles all over the front yard
Mike: Sweet!
Bella & Alice: :O Hey!
Lauren: Jess.
Jessica: I know it sounds unbelievable, but you should really believe it because it's so unbelievable.
Rosalie: Does she realize what she just said?
Edward: *rolls his eyes* What do you think, Rose?
Rosalie: Hmph, some mind reader you are
Edward: o.o -_-
Jessica: Now if we ever need toilet paper we can just walk right outside and gather some up for our bath-
Lauren: Wait, wait, wait! That doesn't make any sense
Jessica: Lauren! Do I interrupt you while you're telling a story and tell you you're a liar?
Lauren: All the time.
Jessica: Fair enough. Anyway, as I was saying-
Lauren: Uh, Jessica?
Jessica: my family can harvest toilet paper-
Lauren: Jessica!
Jessica: What?
Lauren: I live right across from you...
Jessica: Really? When did that happen?
Lauren: Our whole lives, idiot! My gosh. And you know what? I'm looking out the window and that is NOT a toilet paper tree
Jessica: Of course it is, do you think I'm an idiot?
Emmett: That's what she just called you
Lauren: Jess, you're house got tipied
Emmett: AHAHA
Jessica: *does death glare at him*
Emmett: HA-*clears throat and looks away*
Bella: Wow, Jess actually pulled off a terrifying glare
Edward: There's a first time for everything, I guess
Jasper: Hardly. I've yet to see Emmett outsmart Bella's cat, and at this point I don't think I ever will
Rosalie: *glares defensively* Emmett can take on a cat - he just chooses not to *doesn't sound convincing at all*
Edward, Alice, Bella, and Jasper: *stifles their laughs*
Mike: Wait, what are you saying?
Tyler: Jessica's house is a tipi? !
Jessica: I do not live in a tipi!
Lauren: No! Tipied. You know, when somebody throws toilet paper all over a house, or tree, in your case...
Jessica: Psh, that's ridiculous. My house is neither tipied nor a tipi
Tyler: My house is a giant lincoln log creation!
Mike: Mine is made out of silly string and legos
Lauren: omg, that does it. I don't even know why I'm still here! Before all the stupidity rubs off on me, I'm leaving!
Tyler: Forever?
Mike: Please say yes
Lauren: *glares at them* Hmph!
Lauren logged off
Tyler: We got rid of Lauren
Mike: That's cool!
Eric: I thought that was the toilet paper tree?
Jessica: Eric, that was sooo twenty minutes ago. I bet you're still telling everybody to chillax.
Eric: o~o Shut up and go harvest your toilet paper!
Eric logged off
Jessica: Oh no he didn't just bring my tree into this
-Jessica's mom is heard-
Jess's Mom: HOLY SMOKES! Who did that to our tree? !
Jessica: *snorts* She doesn't even remember she planted a toilet paper tree
Jess's little brother: Jessica did it. I saw her. I got a picture to prove it too in case she tries to blame it on me which I thought might happen
Jess's Mom: JESSICA!
Jessica: o-o
Jessica logged off
Bella: Wait a minute...Jessica did that, to her own tree?
Alice: Yep
Edward: But she doesn't remember, courtesy of the posty
Bella: Oh wow.
Tyler: Dude, now what? There's no more girls, you always scare them away
Mike: Screw you. I didn't do anything.
Tyler: Aren't you here?
Mike: *has to think about it* Uh... Yes
Tyler: That's what you did! You should be ashamed of yourself
Tyler logged off
Mike: ...
Rosalie: They're almost all gone
Jasper: Then we can edit all we've recorded so it makes them seem even more crazy
Edward: Then we'll play it across the campus for all the school to see
Bella: Are you sure this isn't too mean? They'll never be able to live this down for the rest of their school careers, or their lives, for that matter
The Cullens: *thinks about it* ... NOPE
Rosalie: Now Emmett just has to get the Newton kid off
Emmett: Hey, Fig Newton, now it's just us two.
Mike: I'm not a fig
Emmett: Okay, how about we change the 'i' to an 'a'?
Mike: Alright^^
Emmett: Okay
Mike: ... Wait, no way! Screw you, Edward Cullen's big brother!
Emmett: I have my own name! *angry face*
Mike: Take - *pops his cork gun at him* - that
Emmett: OW! MY EYE! *dramatically thunders into the floor,screaming in pain*
Mike: O-O Oh crap
Mike logged off
Emmett: *pops up with a giant grin on his face* That was easy :)
I thank you all for your reviews! I'll try to update as soon as I can; Summer is the busiest season for me.