AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not(…I cannot understand you.)!1111111
Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it(Hideous sounding car.). On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car. I went in it seduktivly(…ew.) Stan(Satan you mean.)started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan), kuttting, musik and being goffik.(kutting?)
"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed(where are the cops in this town?). (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy(…how many 'bi' guys do you know? Cuz I know quite a few. Not very 'sensitive'.)
"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena(…
Kody: I'm going to admit something I've never told anyone. I almost killed myself on August 1st. Not because it was cool, but because I really wanted to die. August 1st is Lammas. I lived, by a hair. It was a miracle. I decided to live because I got a second chance. So suck my invisible dick, Tara.)." I said in a flirty voice.(Suicide. So hot.) "….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?"(Satan IS voldemort stupid. Obviously he would.)
"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod."
Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater(by nature, theaters are indeed black). Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer(VALKEN! HOLY SHIT THEY'RE TALKING BOUT JASON! NO REALLY!) came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists.(…why do Satanists like blood? Oh that's right, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW.)
While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar(…Cigars.) sexilyfrom his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in itI put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. (…FUCKING MANLY.) Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em(impossibleeee) started 2 fly around everywhere.(
"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Enoby gess what?"
I new that the amnesia had worked.
"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."(lol contradictions are awesome.)
"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily(In the movie theater) and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.
"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.(Or just grossed out. Why is it everyone who dares to be a little different than you is suddenly a prep?)
"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her suking all her blood(EW.)
"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped(I wouldn't, cuz you just murdered somebody! Still goth, just not into murder.) koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside.
"Zomg how did u do that?" Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.
"I'm a vampire." I said as we went into the car.(I'm awesome.)
"Siriusly ?" he gasped.
"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer(how do you get this beer). Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.
"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?"(Valken strangled a girl who looks similar to…Ebony!
Valken: the strippers were glad to be my actresses.)
"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.(Manson would want to kill himself if he saw you.)
"Anti-ppl(This is a LAME song) now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers(You mean the 'I love you' sign?). I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emohis gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism(Kody: mikey used to be my bitch. Lol.)!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.
"I wood like to peasant…..XBlakXTearX!11" he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.(…)
"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy (You sound like a dude? LOL!). Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. "I'M NUT OKAY!1" I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak
"OMFG!1" yielded James. "Wut the fuck?"
"Woops im sory!" said Lucian.
"You fuking ashhole!1" James shouted angrily.(woah, why is that a big deal?)
"U guys are such prepz!11" Snap said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1"
"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Serious.
"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro.(oh who gives a shit.)
"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.
"OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.
And den…I jumped secxily (How do you do that? Sacrifice yourself sexily?)in front of da bullet!11
"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.(SHES DEAD! PRAISE GOD!)