I don't own Xiaolin Showdown the song 'Sexy Party' by Stewie Griffin

"Oof!" Meg excalimed as the robot dropped her on the ground. She fell on her knees and hands. She quickly looked up and saw that she was in another type of house. It was cozy and warm but it didn't feel right to her. There was a crackling fireplace against a wall, there was a chair and a sofa in one section on the living room. Her eyes quickly fell on the refrigerator in the kitchen. "Finally food!" she yelled as she ran to the kitchen. She opened up the refrigerator door and stuck her head inside as she pulled out a quantity of food. Shequickly devoured them like there was no tomorrow. "Man that was good," she said as she rubbed her belly.

She walked back to the living room and took the remote control from the table. She turned on the televison and a German show came on. "Will you please tallk in English?" she said to the television as she flipped through the channels. The television suddenly shattered as a bullet hit the screen. Meg looked at the television and the remote control in confusion. "Okay that was bizarre," she said as she put the remote control down on the table.

"Get up," Melody said as she held the gun up at Meg's face.

Meg looked at her. "Well it you insist," she said as she got up. Melody walked over to her and grabbed her wrists. "Hey," Meg said as she realized something, "you're that blond girl right? The one that killed me?"

"Very good, Meg," Melody said sarcastically, "you deserve a cookie."

"Chocolate chip please," Meg said.

Melody pushed her and she fell back on the couch. Her wrists were tied together. Melody tied her ankles together also. "Now stay there," Melody told her.

"Okay," Meg nodded, "but where's my cookie?"

Melody rolled her eyes and shook her head as she went to the kitchen to get something. In a few minutes, she came back with Jack and a knife clutched at her hand. "I am going to kill you the same way I did, if you don't tell me where Kimiko's father is."

"I don't know," Meg said, "you killed me remember?"

"She's right," Jack told Melody.

Melody looked at him, "right." She put the knife on the table. "Then we'll just wait. Boyfriend, Kimiko, and Raimundo will come and save her."

"Again," Meg blurted.

"Be quiet," Melody said as she pointed at her. "In the meantime," she turned around and looked at Jack, "the two of us will have a little fun together."

"Aw no," Meg said.

"Melody," Jack said embaressed, not right here."

"Don't go against my needs. I get what I want and I want it now," she said as she gave him an evil glare.

"What about her?" Jack said as she pointed at Meg, who was looking at them in a weirded-out expression.

"Stupid over there will stay put over there," Melody said as she put her hand on his chest.

"But I-" Jack protested. He was pushed to the couch as Melody flew on top of him.

"You know what time it is?" Melody asked him.

"It's time for a sexy party," Jack said to her with enthusiasm.

"No, the time is three o'clock," Meg said as she squinted to the clock that was on the wall, "I think." she suddenly heard some moaning and groaning. She turned her head and looked at Melody and Jack stripping each other. "EITHER GET A ROOM OR GET LOST OR DO SOMETHING THAT ISN'T AS DISGUISTING AS THAT!" she yelled.

Melody's and Jack's lips were glued together as they French-kissed, and pulled each other's lips. "Wow," Meg commented, "that's as disguisting as that girl's boobs," she said as she thought back when Ashley and Christine kidnapped Ted and Raimundo. She shivered. She stopped shivering and she felt something that was located on the back of her pants pocket. My phone...maybe she thought. She jumped up and down and tried to butt-dial someone.

Raimundo was pacing around the forrest as he tried to figure out where Meg could be. So far, the three of them got to the conclusion that Jack and Melody were in Germany and they were somewhere. That 'somewhere' they just couldn't figure it out.

"Guys we're wsting time," Ted spoke up. "How about we just split up and look around."

"That would take three days to search Germany," Raimundo said, "I don't think we would be able to find her in time."

"Well," Kimiko jumped in, "the last time we were here, we were in Berlin. The only place where I think they could have gone is back at Papa's house. You know where we were last time," she added as she saw Raimundo's question mark look.

"Oh right," Raimundo said as his memory was refreshed.

Ted cell phone began to ring. He quickly reached in his pockets and pulled it out. "Oh my God it's Meg!" he said as he looked at the screen. He clicked enter and put the phone in his ear. "Meg? Meg!" he yelled. "Meg, are you there?" he asked but he got no answer. All he heard was some moaning and groaning.

"Mmmmmmmm," a female voice came on the line.

"Oh yeah, put it in, put it in," another male voice came on.

"What in the name if Allah is this?" Ted said as he looked at his phone.

"Put it on speaker," Kimiko said.

Ted did that and more groaning noises were heard. Kimiko, Raimundo, and Dojo had a look of disguist on their faces when they heard the commotion.

"OHHHH!" the male voice yelled.

"EW!" Meg's voice suddenly came.

Ted looked at the phone in shock. "He's raping her!" he yelled.

"Ted, Ted," Raimundo said as he grabbed him gently on the arm, "Meg wouldn't go 'mmmm' is she was getting raped."

"Somebody get me out of this disturbing, but yet warm and cozy house!" Meg screamed as loud as she could.

"Shut the hell up and let us enjoy ourselves!" Jack yelled at her.

"Oh yeah sure, why don't you suck each other's faces again for the millionth time, and get out of your skins," she said as she looked at them, "and for God's sake put some clothes on."

"EW!" Dojo shivered.

"'Warm and cozy house,'" Raimundo said as the thought about the place whereMeg could be. He suddenly came up with his answer. "Your dad's house that's here," he said as he poined to the earch of Germany. "That's where they took her."

"Are you sure?" Ted asked him.

"One hundred percent," Raimundo said.

"Well let's go then," Kimiko said as she ran to Dojo. Dojo let out a sigh as he transformed and the three of them hopped on.

Melody and Jack finally let go of each other. The two of them were drenched in sweat. Melody got off of Jack and walkd over to the pile of clothes that were laid on the floor. Jack nodded in approvement as he looked at her nice body structure. She had the shoulders, legs, and butt. He had grabbed those when they became boyfriend and girlfriend.

Melody put her bra and shirt on and she finally faced Meg. Meg was looking around the walls around her as if bees were swarming around the walls. She approached Meg. "You know what time it is?"

"Not another sexy party please!" Meg yelled, "but FYI it's three thirty. So that's like half and hour of grabbing, pulling, stripping, moaning, groaning, and swaeting."

Melody clapped her hands in sarcasm. "Very good. You deserve some chocolate."

"And a cookie," Meg reminded her.

"I am going to kill you right now," Melody said as she clutched the knife in her hand.

"Okay," Meg shrugged.

Melody bought the knife over hear head and she bought it down on Meg. At the same time, Meg bought up her feet in the air as she kicked Melody on the nose.

"UGH!" Melody grunted as she fell backwards on the table. The knife flew out of her hands when she landed on the table. The table broke in half. Meg jumed over to the knife and using her tied hands, she cut the rope that was tied around her ankles.

"HEY!" Jack yelled as he ran to her. Meg bought her leg up and hit Jack on the nose. She tried to use her strength to pull the rope apart but it was too strong.

"Oh well," she said as she pulled on the door and ran out.