Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece
Whenever I want the story to have a little jab at poking fun of the characters or fill it with verbs and pronouns people don't usually say I try my hand at Jane. Hope you enjoy this history of her.
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Jane noticed a man with dark red eyes and a huge physique - Milong, her boytoy, no doubt. In fact, he was the same guy that was in her bed that morning. She walked over towards him and smiled. "Hey Milong. If you promise to keep a cold can of quartz in your pocket, I'll let you get handsy with my panties tight around my ass." she said.
Milong grinned as he looked over at her, and replied, "I had a wonderful night, Jane. You're just a nice spray of bubbles after a blistering heat."
"I would say 'thank you', I won't though because words like 'friend' and 'thank you' are taboo after intercourse." she said.
"Hey, didn't you have time for coffee?" Milong asked.
"Oh yeah, with a side of chocolate. Chocolate is in my breakfast. Eat two balls once a day and you'll be a statue foot person like me." she said.
"Mmm...chocolate." he said with a grin. "Speaking of food, I heard they found a Devil Fruit that looks similar to Enel's." he added.
"Listen, I care about kicking men's ass and what I eat, not powers that can't make me leave this mundane life." Jane told him.
"Come on, it wouldn't be so bad to get your hands on one of them, my sexual pterodactyl. I really want to see this fruit with you. I think-"
"I don't give a shit what you're thinking, your only still here because I need substance once in a while, men to get the crap beat out and men who can satisfy me for thirty seconds. I count you as..." Jane paused, before adding, "...fifteen. So get out, pussy."
"Hey, I asked nicely that we go, now you call me a pussy! Everyone said you were a hot headed bitch. All I wanted was your help getting the fruit!" Milong yelled.
"Allright, fine! I'll help out, okay?! Now tell me you're sorry!" Jane retorted.
Taking a deep breath, Milong replied, "Jane...I'm sorry."
"Thank you. Besides, you know I don't like to be used." Jane said.
After having her share of coffee, she exited the building, about to hit the streets until she noticed Coris walking towards her.
"Jane!" she called out to her.
Jane noticed her voice, and told her as she walked up to her, "Oh, you noticed me. Well good job. I'm here to see Luffy act so great. Leaders, popular men...makes me wish I could obtain power to annihilate them."
"You wish." Coris playfully teased, making her sister roll her eyes.
The two women reached what appeared to be some sort of banquet party, and many people were there. It wouldn't take long for Luffy to emerge, ready to speak with a grin on his face.
"Thank you everyone for coming to hear my speech. As you may know, I've come to help you. We can help you by...asking for more gold in exchange for parties and supplies." he said.
"More gold?" one of the men asked.
"Is he serious?" a woman added.
Jane spoke up, We've been partying wildly without noodlehead telling us how to do it. And he'll take our things over my dead body."
People looked over at her, some disgusted, some shocked, and some annoyed. Coris was stunned, before she said, "He just wants to help his crew, Jane."
"That's right; one minute with him and that boy will change your whole world." Robin added,
Jane scoffed at the brunette's statement. "Well, that I'm on a neverending adventure smiley and pungent breath tells me he's no better than a mayor. Eat eggs with soy sauce, losers."
"Look, they want our help; whether you like it or not!" Coris exclaimed.
Jane grit her teeth as she retorted, "Stupid Coris, make me stand in the simmering heat to listen to an antiquated false hero. He stole from us and we are going to give him recognition?"
She stormed off, looking for Milong until she found him eating some food from one of the tables.
"You still going to get that Devil Fruit, dickwad?" she asked him.
"I am so glad you changed your mind." Milong said with a grin. "I'm sorry I acted-"
"Don't be so contrite with me, asshole. I am only here to achieve power I can use against the Strawhats. Now stay back while I get that fruit." Jane told him with a fairly agitated expression.
As she and Milong left the party, he told her, "You have so much dervish energy, it's like you can do fifty pushups."
"I know." she replied. "It's too bad the only men I meet are either only looking out for their self-interests or have a small penis-in both cases you."
"Hey! I never had a small dick!" he yelled.
After some time searching, Jane and Milong finally came across a tree full of Devil Fruit, causing him to speak. "It's finally time to respite my duty of fighting Skypia's enemies with this Devil Fruit."
He eagerly approached the tree, and took some from it. With the fruit in his hands, he finally took a bite. Unfortunately, this was when the effects came into play, to Jane's delight.
Milong looked over at her, and muttered, "I don't deserve to die like this. W-"
He hardly had time to continue as he hit the ground, and Jane walked towards the fruit. Instead of eating it, she stomped on it. "Skypia isn't a land of hostility that goes to war." she curtly said. "What Devil Fruit kills is the person who eats it. Maybe I shouldn't think about it." she added.
Then another thought came to mind: that of the idea of her fighting the Straw Hats. 'Fuck it.' she thought to herself, before setting off in finding a weapon for herself.
A moment or so later, Jane had traveled to a farm, and one of the farmers instantly took notice of her. "Hey, I gotta need to borrow something from you." she told him.
"I really am not in the mood for you right now, Jane. My cousin has been feeding my cows hay with mold on..." he said.
Jane had enough of his small talk, and almost instantly took his farming scythe from his hands, taking him by surprise.
"Hey!" he exclaimed.
She ran off from him, making sure he wasn't chasing after her all over the place, until she finally returned to the city. Scythe in hand, she went to locate the Straw Hats, until after a couple of minutes found them outside a bar.
"This is the fight everyone has been waiting for, Straw Hat. Your fists against my deadly farmer's tool." she told Luffy.
"Oh, using a weapon against me, huh? This is gonna be too easy for me to handle!" he exclaimed.
"For my pride!" Jane exclaimed. "Also to prove your crew can't take down a clearly powerful Skypien." she added.
Attempting to make the first move, Jane lunged at Luffy, ready to slash him with her scythe. However, he surprised her by slamming his stretched fists into her upper area.
"Hmph...All that hype accumulated to a fight she can't handle; one hit in." Zoro said, witnessing the fight with his arms crossed.
Jane snarled, before she began to fight back, the blade piercing at his torso, but thankfully, it left a small wound. She then tried another attack, choosing to slash at his arms, but Coris was able to swoop in and stop her by taking Jane's scythe.
"Coris?" Luffy asked, blinking in surprise.
"Luffy, I'm sorry for my sister's rude behavior, and violent streak." Coris replied, bowing apologetically.
"It looked like she was gonna kill me, but thank goodness you made the save and stopped her." he told her.
"I understand; not to mention I've been concerned about her attitude towards the Straw Hats, especially you." Coris added.
"I think she won't be worrying you anymore." Luffy said to her.
"Really? Thanks!" she replied, beaming as she possessed a very big smile.
"Well, what do we have here?" a voice called out.
Nami raised an eyebrow as she said, "I did not predict this forecast."
The voice belonged to Levil as he approached the group, sporting a very angry expression. "I don't believe this; what has happened to Jane?" he asked.
"Mr. Levil?" Coris asked, who nearly flinched at his presence.
"Jane appears to have been beaten up a bit, and I'm afraid I can't present her this way!" he exclaimed as he took hold of Jane's arm.
"Sorry, Jane needs a nap not a doctor. I'd appreciate it if you stop touching her." Coris told him, sporting a stern expression.
Feeling his hand wrap around her arm, Jane felt her eyes glow a bright yellow, which caused the Straw Hats to take notice.
"Yellow eyes? Even my worst lies don't make up things like that!" Usopp exclaimed, sporting a very surprised look on his face.
As she stood back up, Jane broke away from Levil, feeling the power of electricity from within. She lunged straight at Usopp, kicking him upside the head as electricity powered her attack. She also turned her attention to Zoro, but he blocked her kick with his sword.
He raised and eyebrow, before he said, "This is new. All my other non-swordmen kick with fire."
"So you've noticed my hidden ability, huh? Congrats, have a beer." Jane told him.
Usopp shuffled to his feet as he rubbed the back of his head. "Owww...Why did she kick me? I was just commenting on how she might have superpowers when she's obeying Levil."
Coris ran over to Jane, and asked, "Did just something just power you up or something?"
"That's funny, my kicks have these electrical currents running across my legs." Jane replied.
Levil chuckled, as he said, "Nothing like two girls putting their heads together."
"I think those yellow eyes indicate you're under Levil's control." Coris told her.
"Probably..." Jane said.
"Second Gear!" Luffy exclaimed. With that, he was faster and stronger than he'd ever be.
"Gomu Gomu...Pistol!" he called out, and his fist stretched so far, so as to hit Jane right in the chin, causing her to hit the ground.
Levil was impressed by the young man's strength, and said, "It's nice to meet the man who went from living on a small island to being a bigger sensation than Gol Rogers."
"Why thanks for the compliment, old man." Luffy replied with a smirk.
Looking over at Jane, Levil told her, "Jane, show him your powers."
Getting back up on her feet, Jane clenched her fists, and electricity began pumping out of them. She ran towards him, getting ready to punch him upside the head.
However, Coris tried to stop her. "Jane, electricity doesn't scath Luf-"
Yet, Jane cut her off, by successfully hitting him in the head, prompting him to fall to the ground and try and get up. Levil watched the fight, and chuckled as he looked over to Jane. "Impressive. I see why this power chose you."
It wouldn't take long for Chopper to make the save, and he'd transform into his bigger, alternate form, "Human Human Fruit!"
This caused Levil to be astounded. "You're a big and strong humongous deer. Your fur is so thick that even a thunder strike couldn't hurt you." he told him.
"Don't get your hopes up!" Chopper exclaimed, before ramming into the enemy.