I DO NOT OWN Naruto all rights go to Masashi Kishimoto they are his characters

I DO NOT OWN One Piece all rights go to Echiiro Oda

Fu groaned loudly, she looked down at her chest and immediately flew to the edge of the bed. "What the hell!" Naruto was sitting at the foot of the bed grinning cheerfully "Get the fuck out of here"

Naruto laughed "I'm Uzumaki D Naruto nice to meet you" He greeted putting his hand out.

"I Know who you are bastard" She lunged at him but stopped abruptly when a kunai pressed against her neck.

"I Told you she's a lunatic" Sakura yelled at the blonde.

"Its fine Cherry-chan" Naruto replied "Hey look we're twins" Naruto pointed proudly at his bandage covered chest.

Fu's eyes went down, her chest was completely covered in bandages "What the fuck" She threw a pillow into the blondes face.

"Its not like I can see anything" Naruto grumbled as the women bunched up her covers.

"You bastard you break women and act like you're completely..."

"Break women?" Naruto sent a questioning glance.

Sakura looked at the mint haired teen, and laughed loudly "Oh you think" She pointed at Naruto and laughed louder "You think he" Tears streamed down her cheek "Oh that's rich!"

Naruto turned his head towards the pinkette "What?"

"She thinks you're a harem master" She pointed at the blonde, then at the mint haired girl. "Did you even bother to check your facts" She clapped Naruto on the back "This idiot has neither the brains nor will to break a women"

"What's breaking a women?"

'He's a very evil harem master show no mercy not matter what he says or does' She grabbed her head. "But how did he get the two kages if he..."

"They chose him not the other way around" Sakura replied calmly.

"Hey what are you two talking about?" Naruto exclaimed.

"And the jonin?" Fu continued.

"It took Naruto years for Kurenai to see him, and he and Anko-sensei got drunk and married"

"It was an accident ok!" Naruto bellowed.

"Shut the fuck up there's no such thing as a good Harem master!"

"My family is not a Harem!" Naruto bellowed.

"Its not a family it's a harem and you're their master"

"Oh yeah" Naruto countered "What about my friend Lee and Shino I consider them to be my brothers even, they're family" Fu looked at the angry blonde.

"I Don't care" Fu snapped coldly. "You're a man you'll turn out like the rest!"

"So you judge me for people I don't know"

Fu lunged at Naruto, but half way to Naruto an arm clothes lined her. "That's enough" Tsunade snapped. "Now girly you're going to answer me" Fu felt a chill go down her spine. "Where do you come from?"

"I Don't come from any village" Fu replied curtly.

"Then why attack Naruto one my supernova" She growled

"I Made it my mission in life to take the life of every Harem master" Her eyes locked on the blonde "And that includes your little master Tsunade"

"Why?" Tsunade Asked calmly.

Naruto watched Fu's face fall. "My little sister was taken from me and I'll hunt down every Harem mast..."

"Where is she?" Naruto growled.

Fu looked at the blonde standing on the window sill "She was sold to a man named Suien in Takigakure"

Naruto chuckled "Then its settled" Naruto did a graceful back flip landing directly behind Fu "Princess can you heal her" He quickly shifted his to thought 'Fox-chan heal me please'

"Naruto what are you planning" Sakura Haku Anko Tsunade and Hancock all rang.

Naruto looked directly at Fu and replied "I'm going show that I'm not like the rest" The straw hat cast a dark shadow over Naruto's eyes "Never judge Uzumaki D Naruto" His entire body erupted in dark red chakra as he jumped out the window.

"Damn it girl" Tsunade cursed as she ran her glowing hands over the bandaged chest. "Sakura go get..."

"Lee yeah I'm on it" Sakura waved as she went through the window Naruto went out ten seconds prior.

"Haku..."

"Get his bag ready..." Haku waved, she stopped and looked back "I'm going with them" Tsunade nodded.

"Sakura will want to go to so..."

"Yeah" Haku flew out the window elegantly.

Tsunade tore her hands away from Fu and threw a jacket at her "Meet them at the south gate" Fu nodded numbly.

Naruto laid on the road as the night window blew through the village. "Bastard" Fu greeted from the roof top.

Naruto grinned "I'll earn your respect Fu I promise you that" He said with utter certainty in his voice.

"My eternal Rival we are going on another mission" Lee bellowed as the he and Sakura ran out of the Ally way, Lee carrying a large brown back pack.

Naruto oomphed when a bag smashed into his belly "Naruto Sakura" Haku greeted.

I Voice rang from the shadows "It is time I paid my debt back Naruto-san" Neji walked out of the shadows Hinata following closely behind him.

"What debt?" Naruto rolled to his feet.

"You saved me from myself" Hinata looked at the two boys.

"Naruto-kun" She squeaked lowly "Me Hanabi and Neji saw you get attacked, before we could intervene Sakura-san Haku-san and Anko-san beat us" She looked "Neji-Nii-san wishes to assist you"

"Well then stick in the butt lets go" Naruto walked out the village quickly.

Neji hugged Hinata lightly "He'll come back a live Hinata-sama" Neji gave a slight smile "Keep up your training, and your confidence course Hinata" He walked after the group.

"Stay safe Naruto-kun Haku-san Sakura-san" Hinata mumbled and then eyed the green beast "Stay safe Neji-nii-san Lee-kun"

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You reviewed anonymously on all chapters, I have a plan for Kurenai and for my version Cp9's already so no good, in fact I originally planned on Naruto learning it but I freaked out and went "Ok that's over kill" also Naruto was injured last chapter so I don't think it was him getting his butt kicked.

Topic of the Day

Review Sekerei

The Basic Premise of Sekerei if you don't know is that twenty [Its been a while since I read the chapter were its fully explained so sue me] years prior to the beginning of the series two college scientist go to an island that literally appears out of nowhere. While on the Island they find a ship full [108 ] of humanoid aliens [mostly female with the odd male] that have these unique abilities.

Time skip twenty years to a smart teenage boy who flounders under pressure meeting a young women named Musubi who takes this man as her Ashikabi [Master].

Now the series itself if well written the art styles pretty good it's funny and has some heartfelt scenes. But what kills it for a lot of people is the prevalence of frontal Nudity [never the Vagina only breast]and fan service.

Yes I'll admit that it feels like every chapter there's a bath scene between the main characters First Sekerei [Musubi] and his fourth [Tsukiumi] and the fact that for a Sekerei to be beaten but not killed her/his shirt has be torn off is over the top.

But it makes up for it with having the characters interact with one another. How the main character has unique bond with each of his Sekerei from older brother [Ku] to potential husband [Tsukiumi]

My final thoughts are the overdone fan service is a major drawback, but I still love the book it's a good read and if you want you're tired of Naruto [Like me] Then I would recommend reading this its 3 out 5