Warning: this is so R-rated….that it is unbelievable.
josef at da hufflepuff table eattin fruit loops becuz it wuz his favorite cereal bcuz dey reminded him of fruity gay buttholes. Officially cannot eat Fruit loops.he wuz sittin an tinkin about da staff dat moses gave him den some1 sat down beside josef wit a big bowl of fruitloops.
"why hello josef" he sed.
"oh hello bradberry" sed josef. bradberry had a mustash an a fancy monical an a colorful top hat. That is a…"special" image.
"how r u" sed bradberry.
"fabulos" sed josef
"fabulos!" sed bradberry.
den a big muscular man wit a rainbow thong walked past dem. *commentator banging head on desk, trying to get image out of her head*
"oh hey steven" sed josef
"oh hey" sed steven flewing hois gay arms "u look tubled. have u had ur gay buttsex 2day?" No. Nor will I…EVER!
"well i-" sed josef but dey were interuppted by da hed of hufflepuf sittin down.
"hello children" he sed.
"hello mr samariten" all da hufflepuffs sed. but he wasnt da good samartian. he wuz da gay samariten. Of course…. bcuz when he wuz little he grew u wit da good samaritan da grumpy samaritan da dopey samariten da happy samariten an all da odders. What? I…either that makes no sense or I don't want to think about that.
"HEY FAGGOT" sed someone on da slitherin table. den everyone on da hufflepuff table turned bcuz dey were all gay. All turn at an insult? Sad… "are u talkin 2 me" dey all sed.
"hey!" sed anodder hufflypuff "if dey called us den dey must have sum gay butsex wit dem!" What…does that always have to come up?
"HORRAY" sed bradberry. den all da hufflepuffs got up and moved over to da slitherin tabel 4 sum gay buttsex. In front of everyone? *le throw up
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sed da sltherins. but it wuz too late. Too late to run screaming?
Disturbing? Yes. Mind-scarring? Yes. Commentator going to be able to sleep tonight? No.