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Ianto woke to the phone ringing and reached for it before remembering where he was and swimming to the edge of the bed. Gotta get one this big for home. He fumbled for the phone "Hello?"
"Tadda. Where are the spare binkies? Hawk is in a mood."
"Tonny my love. Ah … did you look in the jewellery box on my mantelpiece?" Ianto asked as he padded to the toilet and listened to the snuffing of his son as he wandered through the house. "The silver one love."
"Ah. Cool . Love you" Ton said, cutting the connection like he usually did when satisfied and Ianto smiled at the phone as he placed it down then he looked at Jack who was stirring.
"Good morning Cariad. Ton rang and says …well….nothing really. Usual demand and hang up along with serious breathing like one of those calls where you wonder if you need a whistle" Ianto smiled "Can you handle a big breakfast? I will order."
"Awesome" Jack replied and watched Ianto phone it though and he stretched, yawning as he scratched his belly. Ianto threw him a robe and they padded out to wait with Ianto happily humming, opening the door to let the food in and they settled for a good feed.
A good morning.
"So" Ianto said as they drank their coffee afterwards "What do you have planned for today?"
"Well … there is a Bond marathon on one of the channels because I checked before packing any box sets, I suggest we eat, drink and be connoisseurs of the great man, then some mind blowing sex while we pretend w are spies of her majesties service … rival companies of course and have to extract information … the usual" Jack said with a wave of a hand.
"Sounds nice" Ianto answered "and what food?"
"I have a detailed list" Jack grinned "and … a masseuse is coming at four to limber us up for some evening dancing and eating then more sex."
"Oh?" Ianto said with amusement "and where are we dancing and eating?"
Jack grinned "I have CDs in the bag. Our own private party."
"Just you and me?"
"Actually …." Jack leaned in close "It's Esmeralda."
"Oh?" Ianto raised his eyebrows as Jack pointed at a still packed bag Ianto had been wondering about "You brought a fun bag?"
"Yeah" Jack winked "but … after the massage when I am all loose and can get that girdle on."
"You don't need a girdle" Ianto scolded "I love your waist, my arms fit around it just right!"
"Really?" Jack looked down at himself "Now getting too chubby?"
"Jack… the more I look at you, the more the chubby one is me!" Ianto hissed "Like …. Damn! Close that robe before I can't walk for the chubbiness."
Jack's glow of delight filled the room.