The Battle of Deku

The Anarchist and Deku are going to have their fight which The Anarchist is glad by that he helped out his hero version with his power. The Anarchist is going to bring someone as commentator for the match, who will it be? Will Deku get more tattoos and how his friends react to them? Let's do it!

The Anarchist smiled, "You have done so much, I'm excited for the match."

Deku smirked, "I would like to thank you for your assistants."

The Anarchist asked, "You want another tattoo before our fight?"

Deku said, "I would like this tattoo to read 'Plus Ultra!' but I don't know in which font though."

The Anarchist said, "I know, it will be in Old English font… imagine it for a second."

Deku liked the idea which they went to the art class room, which The Anarchist drew a sketch of the project, Deku said, "Do it."

The Anarchist started working on it for a while, then Kirishima came in to say, "Izuku, where…"

Kirishima saw Deku's complete tattoo on his chest reading 'Plus Ultra!' in Old English font which Kirishima teared up, "So… manly!"

Deku said, "Punisher is right, you need to become a tattoo artist instead of being a villain."

The Anarchist said, "This is a fun hobby, so is being a villain. I can do both but maybe change to be an antihero, and maybe open up a tattoo parlor as well."

Kirishima asked, "Can I get a tattoo?"

The Anarchist smirked, "What you want?"

Midnight came in to her art room to see Deku shirtless with his tattoos, The Anarchist shirtless revealing his tattoos, and Kirishima almost done with his tattoo. Midnight's nose bled like crazy from this which she said, "I must be in a beautiful dream."

The Anarchist smirked, "Lucky for you, this is reality."

Kirishima got his tattoo which was a red dragon on his back which The Anarchist said, "Now that is manly."

Kirishima teared up, "I feel ten times manlier than before."

Midnight was enjoying watch them with their tattoos which The Anarchist looked at them to say, "This has to be my finest work here."

Uraraka, Asui, Mina, Jiro, and Momo came in to see what was going on, which they had nose bleeds from the three men being shirtless and their exposed tattoos. Deku asked, "Uraraka, you okay?"

Uraraka stuttered, "Y-Ye-Yes, I-I'm fi-fin-e."

The Anarchist chuckled, "You are going to have a blast."

The Anarchist got up to say, "I'm going to bring a commentator for our match, give me a moment to get him."

The Anarchist left the room with his shirt on which he thought, 'Your welcome Deku.'

15 Minutes Later

Deku and his friends were sitting at Gym Gamma to see who The Anarchist is bring which they saw the portal open. The Anarchist came out with a teen in a red spandex suit with guns and katanas which The Anarchist said, "Then Eri killed Joker, that is what you missed Deadpool."

Deadpool said, "Well fuck nuggets, I can't believe I missed it."

The Anarchist said, "Okay Deadpool, you can stand over there where the mic is at and you can start the match."

Deadpool got to the mic to say, "Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeee!"

Everyone looked at Deadpool which he said, "On this corner we have quirkless villain, that has beaten All Might, time traveled, dimensional traveled, and is one of the best fighters in his dimension… The Anarchist!"

The Deadpool looked at Deku, "On this side, we have the hero, a good friend, All Might's successor, and a future symbol of peace… Deku!"

Everyone cheered for Deku, but there were some people cheering for The Anarchist because he needs so as well. The Anarchist took over his armor to say, "I like you, Deku. You will get an even fight."

Deku smirked, "How is taking off your armor giving you an even fight?"

The Anarchist appeared in front of Deku which Deku got on the defense, The Anarhist said, "I gave up my defense in exchange for power and speed which we will now have a fight."

Deku punched The Anarchist with 25% of OFA which The Anarchist still had his gloves on, so he caught the punch. Deku chuckled, "You kept the gloves but not the armor, so you can catch my punches and kicks."

The Anarchist smiled, "Good, you are getting the picture. Now show me more power."

Izuku put 30% into his right leg which The Anarchist took it which he smiled, "You got to try harder."

The Anarchist threw him but Deku used Black Whip to grab him to throw him around, The Anarchist laughed, "Now this is a fight."

The Anarchist pulled out a taser to tase the whip to tase Deku to let him go, The Anarchist got up to say, "That was a funny ride."

Deadpool said, "We are going to need to look at the rules again. Oh, just the one rule, okay."

The Anarchist started to rush punch Deku in the chest to get an easy win but Deku put 35% of OFA to his leg to kick his dick which The Anarchist crawled away which Deadpool said, "Ouch! Right in the no no spot."

The Anarchist grabbed a StimPak to fix his problem which he got up to say, "Sneaky and dirty… I like it."

Deku charged at him which he threw some sand in his eyes, "Sand Attack!"

Deadpool said, "Very dry moves from The Anarchist."

The Anarchist said, "Sorry."

Deku switched to use his ears to fight blind which he got some hits on The Anarchist, The Anarchist jumped in the air to drop kick Deku. Deku got the sand out of his eyes and caught The Anarchist foot. Deku then threw him to the ground to punch his face, he punched him incredibly hard. Deku walked back thinking he accidently killed him, but The Anarchist pulled out another StimPak to heal himself again. The Anarchist said, "I lost, good job… we both got to experience new meaning of 'Kicking your own ass' and 'Getting your ass kicked by yourself'."

Deadpool said, "I got to see myself kick my ass on the sidelines. But Anarchist why don't you use…"

The Anarchist covered his mouth to say, "Don't you dare."

Everyone looked at The Anarchist and Deadpool which Deadpool nodded, so The Anarchist remove his hand. Deadpool said, "Okay, sent me home and we will talk about this brotherhood stuff later."

The Anarchist got Deadpool back then he looked at Deku to say, "I'm coming back on vacation days and what not. Remember if you want a tattoo… call me, I can get you a real good one."

Deku chuckled, "You aren't a bad guy."

The Anarchist chuckled, "No I'm not…"

The Anarchist gave him a StimPak and said, "Research that, you might find it very useful."

The Anarchist then warped back to his dimension leaving Deku to have fun with his friends.

The Anarchist Dimension

Izuku went to his office to say, "Well that was one hell of a month, let's see what I should do with my dimension."

Izuku pulled out a picture of him and Deku smiling while he was teaching him about how to get a woman. Izuku put the picture in his drawer then looked at his computer to say, "Well, I guess I'll wait for vacation or the brotherhood to reassemble."

Izuku sat down which Dabi came in to ask, "I have a question?"

Izuku said, "Yes, Dabi."

Dabi asked, "Do you know why the league, Overhaul, and the weed shop haven't been getting electric bills?"

Izuku pointed at his head to say, "You can't get electric bills, if you own the electric company. Tell everyone that as long as I own the electric company, they won't get a single electric bill."

Dabi smirked, "You are our hero, because of this."

Izuku chuckled, "I'm no hero… I just like the simple life."

Dabi left which a grunt came in to the office which Izuku got the mail from the grunt. Izuku paid each bill then looked at the one from the Bank of Japan which Izuku said, "I have to pay this one, I'm not going down for not paying this one."

Izuku looked at his schedule which was extremely free which he called up Dabi, "Hey… want to go to Vegas or the Bahamas?"

Dabi said, "We vote for Vegas."

Izuku said, "Prepare the party… we are going to Vegas tomorrow and it's going to be a three day stay."

Izuku then went home, "Hey Melissa, Kyoka, Mei… and Toga?"

Izuku saw Toga with the other girls which Melissa said, "Hey Izuku, you look surprised."

Izuku said, "Well I don't remember telling Toga where I live but I shouldn't be surprised by it now. Well I got great news!"

Kyoka asked, "What's the good news?"

Izuku said, "I'm extremely free for the next three days, so we are going on vacation."

The girls were smiling from this, which Melissa asked, "Where are we going?"

Izuku smiled, "To one of my vacation homes… this one is in Las Vegas, USA."

The girls' jaws dropped, which Mei asked, "Las Vegas?!"

Izuku said, "Yep."

Toga asked, "One of your vacation homes, how many do you have?"

Izuku chuckled, "One in Vegas, one in the Bahamas, one in England, and one in Italy. But the one in England is under an exorcism at the moment so we are not going there anytime soon."

Kyoka asked, "What?"

Izuku chuckled, "It's a long story, trust me on this one."

Toga said, "I would actually love to hear it."

Melissa and Mei nodded which Izuku sighed, "Okay, but I warned you all."

A Few Months Ago, in England

Izuku, Atsuhiro, and Dabi entered a house which the real estate agent said, "This is a house built back before the war…"

Izuku asked, "Sorry to interrupt, but which war?"

The real estate agent said, "Before World War 1."

The guys looked at it which they admit it was in great shape, the agent continued, "It is a house for up to 8 people to live in, it comes with everything, and it's on 30 acres. The price is at 7,600,000 (roughly $10 million)."

Izuku looked at him, "Isn't that a little below average price?"

The agent said, "Well you see the house is supposedly haunted and there has been a history of previous owners committing suicide here."

Dabi, Izuku, and Atsuhiro laughed their asses off which Izuku said, "We will buy this house and we will stay here for three days to prove that this house isn't haunted."

After a few papers signed and everything, the three looked at the house for a little bit. The Atsuhiro saw something, "Guys… look at that window."

They looked at where he was pointing at which they saw a black hair girl looking at them then walking away. Dabi said, "We are going to need some holy water, crosses, salt, and a bible for each of us."

Izuku said, "Okay, I'm not backing down from my word, but we are going to live in that house for three days like I told the agent. So, we need the supplies to survive this."

They came back to the home with sleeping bag, food, water, flashlights, batteries, clothes, crosses made of iron, gloves, holy water, salt, and bibles. Dabi asked, "Don't we have to be priest to do exorcisms?"

Izuku said, "Dabi… I'm not trusting child rapists to save me from ghosts and demons, you produce blue flames which is considered holy flames."

Atsuhiro said, "Out of everything I can see us doing together, I never thought I would be in a haunted house with you two."

Izuku said, "Let's go in and sleep next to the fireplace."

The got set up in the living room with a huge fireplace which they put some wood in it and Dabi started the fire. Izuku poured the salt to surround their sleeping spot and Atsuhiro checked the supplies to say, "Everything is safe."

Izuku smiled, "I'm going to the restroom."

Izuku grabbed a cross and some salt to then head to the restroom, after he went, he saw a shadow move. Izuku turned on the flashlight to see a nun standing there which he threw salt at her and haled ass from the nun. The nun screamed in pain which Izuku came back to the guys which Dabi asked, "What was that?"

Izuku said, "There is a nun roaming around the place and I threw salt at her."

Atsuhiro clapped to say, "Good job, you pissed her off."

Then they heard a bike ring and they saw a doll on a little tricycle roll across the hall which Dabi set it on fire. Izuku pulled out a fire extinguisher to put out the fire, then he picked the doll to throw it in the fireplace. Izuku said, "Dabi… next time get the doll to the fireplace, I don't want to burn this house to the ground."

Later the second night, it was Atsuhiro's shift to be on watch why he got up to stretch and he turned to see a doll with a damaged eye on a chair. Atsuhiro sighed, "Another doll."

He went over to it to pick it up and he heard a child's laughter, he quickly got back to the salt line then threw the doll into the fire. He sat down to then read a book Dabi picked up in the house, Atsuhiro chuckled, "British nursery rhymes… this should be fun."

The first one page was about The Crooked Man, after a while he heard the door ring. Izuku and Dabi woke up which Izuku said, "Okay, we are all going to the bell. Separating is the worst decision we can possibly do."

They got up to the door to see who was there, but they heard the back-door ringing. Dabi asked, "Who could possibly be entering from the back door?"

They walked over to the back door to see something sitting down looking away from them. Atsuhiro walked over to see it's face, but the thing got up to his legs which revealed the thing was taller than the three of them. The thing said, "There was a crooked man… he walked the crooked miles…"

Izuku, Dabi, and Atsuhiro ran like hell to get back to the safe spot which The Crooked Man followed them, Atsuhiro said, "I knew shouldn't be reading books in this house!"

They got back which The Crooked Man kept monologuing which they picked up their crosses and Dabi asked, "You think these will work?"

Izuku chuckled, "Hopefully."

The Crooked Man looked at them then turned into the nun Izuku saw on the first day. Izuku said, "Oh shit, it's that bitch."

The nun screamed putting out the fire in the fireplace behind them, which the three laughed at her. The nun looked confused which Dabi restarted the fire with his quirk which she freaked out which led the guys to realize the theory of Dabi's blue flames are holy flames. Izuku said, "That's right bitch… we have someone who can produce one of your weaknesses."

The guys started chasing her after her with Dabi's blue flames, crosses, and salt; which they surrounded her in the kitchen. Izuku said, "I hate this kitchen… burn her up and we will salt this bitch."

Dabi nodded and set the nun on fire while Izuku and Atsuhiro threw salt at her, which she they turned into black smoke and vanished. Dabi asked, "You think we cured this house?"

Izuku said, "No."

Atsuhiro asked, "What makes you think we didn't?"

Izuku said, "This is one of the three spirits here."

Dabi and Atushiro in shock, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE TWO OTHER SPIRITS?!"

Izuku pointed and the other two turned to see the little girl from the window on the first day and a red face demon looking monster. The three ran back to the safe zone to escape the two other spirits that were in the house. When they got back to the safe zone, they put down some extra salt which Dabi said, "You have some interesting taste in houses Izuku… but next time if the house is haunted don't buy it without getting a couple of priests to exorcise it."

Izuku said, "One more night… just one more night, then we will get the hell out of here. Then I'm calling an Archbishop to do this."

Atusihro asked, "You have that much connection?"

Izuku said, "No, the Catholic Church loves money more than what people know. I will show them the place then they will see how bad it is and they will fix it."

They sat down and laughed for a little bit, Dabi asked, "So… what do you think that red face demon thing was?"

Izuku and Atsuhiro said, "An actual demon."

Dabi said, "Guys, I can produce holy flames… meaning they will take me out first."

Izuku said, "Well we are going to protect you, so you can protect us."

Atsuhiro revealed his new iron playing cards to say, "I hope these things work for these beings."

Izuku noticed they had crosses on the back which Izuku said, "Put them in the jar of holy water just for little bit to just be sure."

They pulled out their only supply of holy water which they put the iron cards in it. They sat back to back wondering what will happen next. A tv in the room turned on which they saw the girl exit from the tv which Atsuhrio threw one of his cards at her. The card when through her head and she turned into black smoke and they relaxed for a little bit. Izuku said, "Just one more."

Dabi asked, "How do we know that there isn't more besides the three we know."

Izuku and Atsuhiro had wide eyes which Izuku said, "This house is too beautiful to burn down so we are going to kill the beings one at a time."

It was the final day which the three were prepared for the red face demon, they had a plan to fight it and hopefully kill it. Izuku memorized the lines to say to kill it, Atsuhiro had his cards, and Dabi was ready to burn its ass back to hell. They left the safe spot, but they walked really close together. Izuku put on his iron brass knuckles which he never though he would be using them for this, they continued walking until Atsuhiro asked, "Guys, who is watching to see if he could attack us from above?"

They stopped and they looked up where the demon jumped down to attack them. The demon kicked Dabi to a grandfather clock, Atsuhiro got hit by its tail to be sent to the wall, and Izuku got in his boxer position to punch its face. Izuku said, "You want to dance motherfucker… then let's dance."

The demon clawed and tried to stab Izuku with its tail, Izuku dodged and weaved the attacks. Izuku then would jab and punch its face, Izuku looked to see an axe nearby. He grabbed the axe to chop off the tail, the demon screamed in pain. Izuku punched it's face and got on top of it to give it a beat down. Izuku said, "Not so tough now without your tail."

After the beat down, Dabi and Atsuhiro got up which the three picked up the demon and brought it to the fireplace to burn its ass back to hell. They relaxed then the next morning the agent came by, Izuku smiled, "See… not haunted."

The agent smiled, "Well the hauntings are just local myths then."

The guys got out of the house and ready to leave, which they looked back at it to admire the place. Then Izuku saw a clown holding a red balloon in the house, Dabi and Atsuhiro saw him too. Izuku sighed, "Time to call the Vatican."

Present

Izuku said, "That's the story."

The girls looked at him which Melissa said, "As ridiculous as the story was… I will believe it."

Izuku in shock, "What?"

Kyoka said, "You're not the guy who would lie to us, so we believe in you."

Izuku relaxed then said, "I'm glad you believe me… but let's focus on our vacation to Vegas."