"I love sex says- SNAILS? BIG C,INNIT says- I called them all Bucky :D" You see this quote right here? This quote is going down in history. This quote will be used at all possible times in History lessons. This quote will be on A
T SHIRT. This quote is serious beans. Sliceless." You, my friend, are one very, VERY awesome child. And now, for chapter thirty eight! But will it be the last?xx
-Sexy Techie has entered the conversation-
-Jones, Ianto Jones has entered the conversation-
-Jackie Chan has entered the conversation-
-I love sex has entered the conversation-
-Gwen is teh awesome has entered the conversation-
Gwen is teh awesome says- Heyy guuyysss!1
Sexy Techie says- Hey!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Jack, what are you still doing here? You've meant to have left already for that meeting in America!
Jackie Chan says- I know, but I was all ready to leave when I got a phone call saying that I wasn't to come and Mr Octagon was going to come and meet us here?
I love sex says- Does that mean I have to-
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Yes Owen, you have to clean up.
I love sex says- awww man :(
-Here come the drums has entered the conversation-
-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-
-Am I Bovered has entered the conversation-
-BIG C,INNIT has entered the conversation-
Am I Bovered says- Okay guys, what's going on, we all have things to do.
Sexy Techie says- ...?
BIG C,INNIT says- we all got an email sayin we had to come online now to talk to a Mr Octagon, innit
Jackie Chan says- He said he was coming over to the hub to meet us?...
Here come the drums says- Well, it says here he wants to see us all on msn now to discuss a very important issue?
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Gwen, did you annoy the Prime Minister again?
Gwen is teh awesome says- He liked my sparkle stickers last time! :D
Timey Wimey Lord says- Well he'll be here any minute now, so we'll find out soon enough...
-Mr Octagon has entered the conversation-
Mr Octagon says- Hello torchwood team, friends, and aliens. As you all know, I called you here to discuss an issue that I feel needs to be sorted. Don't worry, it's easily fixed! Now, before I begin, does anyone have any questions?
Here come the drums says- ...is your name really Mr Octagon?
Timey Wimey Lord says- Oh god, please don't start...
Mr Octagon says- Yes...why?
Here come the drums says- Isn't that a shape?
Mr Octagon says- No, it's pronounced Ok-tag-ew-n
Here come the drums says- ...What's your first name... triangle?
Mr Octagon says- No, Peter!
Here come the drums says- And do you have a middle name?
Mr Octagon says- Yes, Oliver!
Here come the drums says- So your name is Peter Oliver Octagon? Hahaha! P...O...
Jackie Chan says- OKAY, let's ignore him. What did you need sir?
Mr Octagon says- well... I am co head of Windows MSN, and It's come to my attention that things have been said that... shouldn't be displayed on this site from your group
Timey Wimey Lord says- Was it the whole "THE TALK" thing? Because I swear, I was forced into that
Am I Bovered says- Aw come on Mr O, surely it's not a crime to have a laugh over MSN?
Mr Octagon says- Well Miss.. I'll have you know that the lot of you have already broken ten rules regarding MSN already!
I love sex says- o.O
BIG C,INNIT says- Lyk wot?
Mr Octagon says- 1) Giving potentially dangerous aliens access to MSN
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Look, I know he can't rap to save his life and he's a bit of a loser, but he would never hurt anyone!
BIG C,INNIT says- Yeah! The Doctor's alright!
Timey Wimey Lord says- ... -.-
Mr Octagon says- 2) hiding criminal information
I love sex says- What criminal- ohhh, the cat in the bin thing! Yeah, sorry about that...
Gwen is teh awesome says- THAT WAS YOU?
Mr Octagon says- 3) Certain members of your team tried to hack into the MSN network...
Jackie Chan says- ,,,
Sexy Techie says- I was curious okay?
Mr Octagon says- 4) Once the MSN network was hacked into Miss Noble and Mr Jones hacked into my account and changed my personal message to "I'm fucking my mum, brb"
I love sex says- guys!
Am I Bovered says- ..
Jones,Ianto Jones says- ...well you have to admit, it WAS a right laugh...
Mr Octagon says- Oh don't go thinking you're all sweet and innocent Mr Harper, 5) Mr Harper then changed my MOTHER's personal message to "Off to fondle my goldfish"
I love sex says- ...oops.
Mr Octagon says- number 6) Your group often used very crude language, such as "Fu**ing" "S**t bag" and on one occasion, "I want to throw my fu**ing spleen at you, you stupid mother fu**er"
Here come the drums says- Now I don't know about you, but that was my BEST cuss yet :D
Mr Octagon says- Mr... um... "Big C" invited a Dalek to come "Hang in his base", plus his talking on MSN caused the Daleks to almost invade the earth once again which brings us up to 9...
BIG C,INNIT says- I can't help it man, she wise FINE...
Mr Octagon says- You all decided it was okay to freely talk about a male pregnancy... what if a member of the public had seen?
Timey Wimey Lord says- We'd of...invited them to the baby shower?...
Mr Octagon says- And finally, and possibly the WORST of all... Mr Jones, Mr Saxon and Mr Smith ALL made rude comments about ABBA. They're one of the most well known bands in the world- How can you not like them?
Am I Bovered says- so...what are you gonna do?
Mr Octagon says- I'm closing down your accounts, you all have thirty minutes to say goodbye.
-Mr Octagon has left the conversation-
Gwen is teh awesome says- welll...BYE,
-Gwen is teh awesome has left the conversation-
Jones, Ianto Jones says- I don't believe it... this is it...
Jackie Chan says- I know! :(
I love sex says- All the fun times...
BIG C,INNIT says- I'm gonna miss u dudes... you were ma bruvers, innit...
Am I Bovered says- I just don't believe it's all over...
Sexy Techie says- I guess this is it :'(
BIG C,INNIT says- Tanks 4 makin ma dayz gd guyz...
I love sex says- I'll miss you all...
-Voice Of A Nightingale has entered the conversation-
Voice Of A Nightingale says- OH FOR GOD'S SAKES! YOU'RE ALL BLOODY SITTING NEXT TO EACHOTHER!
-Voice Of A Nightingale has left the conversation-
Here come the drums says- ...she'd never understand.
Timey Wimey Lord says- ...bye guys :'(
Sexy Techie says- goodbye everyone...
Jackie Chan says- Goodbye Torchwood MSN...
-Jackie Chan has left the conversation-
-I love sex has left the conversation-
-Sexy Techie has left the conversation-
-Am I Bovered has left the conversation-
-Jones,Ianto Jones has left the conversation-
-Here come the drums has left the conversation-
-Timey Wimey Lord has left the conversation-
-BIG C,INNIT has left the conversation-
A/N: End or carry on? I really don't know :/ Review and let me know :) xxx