Man it's been a long time since I've typed out a chapter! Sorry I haven't been updating like I said I would back in...May? Damn, I'm slow! Just a reminder this is going to sound disturbingly like a fairytale with some modern times interruptions.

Sorry again, I was busy doing stuff that wasn't very important. Like watching the entire series of Psych on netflix, watching the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Seitokai no Ichizon(both anime, both hilarious), and doing various other pointless things. Not in that exact order.

Anyway, I own nothing but my ideas. So, after two months of unconfirmed hiatus-

LET'S SEE WHERE THIS GOES... And on a sidenote the Psych theme is now my ringtone. That's how awesome the show is.

"I had the same feeling I had when a school year ends. You feel relieved that you have no more work but you want to see your friends again. Sure you can still see them over the summer but not all the time. There's planning and wondering how to get there, just a huge hassle. Heh, you don't even know who I am and you're listening to me ramble. My name is Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus and one of the-"

"Leo!" Troy said with a look on her face that told me WTF. "What are you talking about?"

"Oh sorry it's just a monologue I'm working on," I said. "What are we talking about again?"

"You were trying tell Gwen a fairytale."

"Oh right. Okay, so where did I leave off...

I was sitting on the metal cot on the cell. I blew into the harmonica the sheriff gave me. I couldn't believe they actually gave these out in a county jail! Of course, this feels like a kid's show that I get a harmonica. I looked at the bars and saw Jason sullen on the floor.

"Don't worry Jason, she'll forgive you. You had an epiphany on this little adventure didn't you? Something about being a better guy and winning her through showing her how much you want to be with her. No more, 'oh i can't choose' and 'maybe it wasn't meant to be' that whiny Jason is gone remember?"

"That's it!" He said getting up. "I did say that! Leo, I've had a catheter!"

"Catharsis"

"YES! i will do the most unexpected-

"LEO!"

"What?" i asked wondering why she interrupted me again.

"That's not a fairytale!" Troy said. "And how did you end up in a county jail? And what epiphany did Jason have?"

"Oh right, that's near the end. You know I'm proud of him. He was what most people call fictional characters a Barry-stu or was it Mary-sue? Doesn't matter.

Here's where it started. It stars a knight, a princess, and a court jester. It happened this fair morning, when the centaur told us what had happened to Reyna, I mean the witch, I mean the princess from the other kingdom..."

I walked into the sky blue painted castle. It looked like the Disney castle if that helps you imagine it. I entered through the drawbridge in my entire gold bad-ass armor. I walked through the giant corridors until i eventually got lost.

"Where are you guys?" i yelled into the ceiling.

"We're right behind you Mr. Valdez."

I turned and saw the centaur in his carriage form. "Chiron, sir, would it not be easier to have horses drag your carriage?"

"Mr. Valdez I find that very offensive."

"Oh right, I forgot you were part horse. How does that feel in that huge carriage with fake feet?"

"Leo, get your head in the game," Jason said in a ridiculous clown costume.

"Do not speak to me like that court jester!"

"Leo , i don't know why the hell i'm a court jester in your fairytale but let's just get on with the story."

"Fine," i scoffed.

Then entered the fairest princess of Kingdom HalveBloodia. Piper McLean. You know her. The one who's been mad at Jason the most this past week. Yeah, that's her.

"Good morrow, sir knight," she said to me. I humbly bowed with the grace of a gazelle. "Leo, if I'm gonna be in this story don't make us talk like we're in the middle age."

"But that ruins the magic!" I said. They both stared at me. "Fine, let's talk like regular teenagers my homies."

Silence.

"My dawgs?"

Silence.

"My Justice league?"

"Back to business ," Chiron said interrupting. "Reyna from the Roman Camp has come down with a severe illness."

"How severe?" Jason asked worriedly. I could just sense the tension between him and Piper.

"It's a poison from the dracnae at the mall."

"Couldn't she just swallow down a bunch of ambrosia?" Piper asked.

"The poison has made it to her central and nervous system. Mr. D claims he is having trouble healing her due to her being Roman."

"Which is bull," Jason said.

"I suspect so, but he did tell me that there is a type of flower in the forest that could heal her."

"And you want us to find it?" Jason asked.

"No duh," Piper said.

"Yes, Mr. Grace. Here is a picture of the flower. Go to the Demeter cabin and get some supplies from them."

"This sounds boring!" Gwen said.

"No it isn't, it sounds pretty exciting to me," I said in defense.

"Actually Leo it is pretty boring," troy said. "It just sounds like you're just talking."

"Well i didn't say it was action packed!'" I said childishly. "It gets more interesting when I we get into the forest and we meet um, dragons yeah! And goblins and I killed an ogre with my bare hands!"

"Then keep going!" Gwen flailed her arms. "And make it better!"

"Oh I'll make it better. In fact you're gonna have nightmares because this story is so good, your dreams are gonna be nightmares compared to my story."

"Then let's hear it," Troy said.

"We walked over to the Demeter cabin to get some supplies to retrieve the flower..."

Yeah, no inspiration so far. I imagine that Gwen saying the story is boring is all of you thinking the same thing. Okay, time to update High school is forever, possibly Distancing Herself, and HOPEFULLY Come back to Me.

BTW, I'm Sync Rebirth and am going to move Just a Feeling to this account. So if you want to check that out go ahead once it's here.

Unless you give me an idea of what they could do in between this part and Leo and jason getting arrested for a reason even I haven't figured out yet, updating this one might take a while. AGAIN.