DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN OURAN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
"Han, Han," muttered Haruhi, "Han what are you doing?"
"Mom, please it's not what you think!" said Han.
"What am I suppose to think? You have a girl on her back with you on top of her kissing her!" said Haruhi.
"Mom it wasn't really like it," Han tried to reassure his mother.
"Not yet anyway," said Seina.
"Not helping," said Han.
"Sorry," said Seina, "but you're the one who hasn't gotten off me yet."
"Oh right!" said Han jumping off of her. He reached down and helped her up.
"Mrs. Ohtori, please, try to understand, it's true what your son was saying. It's not as bad as you might thing," said Seina.
"Then what was going on here?! What were you two thinking?!" shouted Haruhi.
"We're two horny teenagers whose families want us to get together so we're just trying to make everyone happy," said Seina.
"Don't you dare start with me young lady!" snapped Haruhi, "I knew you were a bad influence on my son! I just didn't realize you were going to get him involved in something like this! Han you're not even 18 yet! You have no business even faking something like that! Sex is not something to be taken lightly!"
"We weren't going to have sex calm down Mrs. Ohtori," said Seina.
"I don't care what you were doing! I did not like what I saw!" snapped Haruhi.
Okay, okay chill," said Seina.
"Yeah Mom chill," said Han.
"Chill?" said Haruhi, "You were lying on top of a girl!"
"What is all the yelling going on in here?" Kyoya asked walking into the room followed by Seina's grandmother.
"Guess what I caught our son doing with that that Girl!" Haruhi shouted, "She was flat on her back with Han lying on top of her kissing her! Plus look at this room! I heard a bunch of smashing and I came in to find those two about ready to get it on!"
"Your mom always wig out like this?" asked Seina.
"No this is the first time I've seen her wig out like this," said Han.
"Han, is what your mother saying true? Where you about to throw yourself into the throws of passion?" asked Kyoya.
"No Dad, it's not like that for the last time," said Han.
"We were making out on my bed and then we accidentally fell over onto the floor," Seina explained.
"Then what happened to your night stand over there?" asked her grandmother pointing her cane towards the mess Seina had made earlier.
"Oh that?" said Seina.
"Just what were you two doing in here?! I want a straight and honest answer!" Haruhi demanded.
"Is everything okay in here?" asked Seina's mother running into the room. Seina's father, Kotoko and Yasha were right behind her, "Melaina what's going on?"
"I found my son on top of your daughter!" snapped Haruhi.
"Mr. Ohtori is that true?!" shouted Seina's father.
"Oh don't start acting like the big protective father Dad," said Seina, "You need to be dad before you can do something like that."
"I am a dad to you thank you!" said her father.
"Ha!" said Seina, "I only saw you for holidays or my birthday growing up. That's not a dad."
"Seina not here not now," muttered her mother, "Remember we're trying to be a real family for once?"
"Whatever," said Seina.
"I apologies for my daughter," said her mother, "She's a little bit hot headed."
"That still doesn't excuse what was about to go down in here!" snapped Haruhi.
"I agree fully," said Seina's grandmother, "You two need to learn to control yourself until the wedding night!"
"Wedding night?" said Seina's mother.
"What is she talking about?" asked Haruhi.
"Your husband and I may have had a little talk about in regards to your son and my granddaughter and their future together Mrs. Ohtori," said Mrs. Ryuujin.
"What?" said Haruhi, Han Seina and her mother.
"Kyoya!" shouted Haruhi looking at her husband now just as angry, "You promised me you weren't going to do anything like that to our kids!"
"Nothing happened in this case either Haruhi," Kyoya assured her, "I made it clear to the kind Mrs. Ryuujin that you didn't like the idea of arrange marriages. However I did agree we should do all we can to make sure they're happy together, like say when we're all at the beach tomorrow."
"Forget that!" said Haruhi, "I don't want this girl anywhere near my son! Not if she's going to be doing stuff like this with him!"
"Haruhi please don't make a scene," said Kyoya.
"Well I'm sorry but this has me pretty upset!" said Haruhi, "It seems like Han's been getting into nothing but trouble ever since he met this girl!"
"It wasn't me, it was that stupid teacher with the rod up her butt," said Seina.
"I think it would be best if we went home for the evening," said Kyoya, "Forgive my wife Mrs. Ryuujin. Like I said she's not feeling well."
"Bye Seina," said Han.
"Bye Han," said Seina as the two of them kissed.
"Oh no!" muttered Haruhi.
"Let's go," said Kyoya leading her out of the room.
"Mr. Ohtori," said Mrs. Ryuujin.
"Yes?" said Kyoya.
"I would still like it very much to see our families be joined by the two of them. Hopefully by the time they're old enough to worry about that they'll grow from this rebellious phase," said the old woman.
"Yes I should hope so as well. We'll just have to wait until they're ready," said Kyoya.
Haruhi refused to look at her son the whole way home. Instead she looked out the window clearly upset. No one else spoke. Kotoko who was sitting closet to her brother often felt tempted by leaning over to try and say something to him but would always seem to change her mind on her own.
"Children please go straight to our rooms. You'll want to get your sleep before our trip tomorrow," Kyoya ordered as the car pulled up to their house.
"Yes Father," said the three children as the three of them bailed out. Han waited a little bit as he watched his father help his mother out of the car.
"Mother," he started to say slightly reverting to his old self.
"Han go to your room and go to bed," Kyoya ordered again, "You're mother's tired and she needs her rest." He led Haruhi past Han carefully into the house. Han noticed Haruhi look at him out of the corner of her eyes. It looked like she was trying not to cry at the sight of him. Han felt conflicted. He liked the idea of being more independent like Seina but at the same time he didn't want to make his mother cry.
"Oh my god!" Haruhi muttered once the two of them had reached their bedroom. Kyoya led her over to the bed and let her sit down, "You should have seen them Kyoya! They really looked like they wanted to go at it! What could Han had been thinking?! He's way too young to even think about having sex!"
"Actually a boy his age is rather curious and confused over the idea of having intercourse," said Kyoya.
"But I thought Han was smarter then that!" said Haruhi.
"I think you're just worried about seeing your precious son with another woman," said Kyoya.
"Oh that is really rich coming from you!" said Haruhi, "You do remember that Kotoko's would be boyfriend is coming on the trip tomorrow right?" Kyoya took a deep breath.
"Yes thank you for the reminder Haruhi," he muttered.
"I'm sorry, I'm just filled with a whole lot of emotion," said Haruhi.
"Well you are pregnant," said Kyoya rubbing Haruhi's belly.
"You still want another girl?" Haruhi asked.
"Yes yes I do," said Kyoya, "Are you hoping for a boy?"
"I don't know," said Haruhi, "I'm still trying to take into account about what I saw this evening!"
"Do you really not want Han around that girl anymore?" Kyoya asked.
"I don't know," said Haruhi, "She just, she just, ah I don't know what to think of her! I'm conflicted! I want Han to be happy and I can tell he's happy with her but at the same time her doing things like that. I don't know if she's the best person for our son."
"Well maybe you can give her another chance on this trip," said Kyoya.
"Maybe," said Haruhi.
Han sat on his bed thinking about what all had happened this evening. He didn't like the idea of getting his mother upset. However every time he thought about holding Seina close and kissing her like that it made him smile.
"Han?" Kotoko finally asked walking into her brother's room.
"Yes?" asked Han.
"I want to know something," said Kotoko, "Where you and Seina really going to do "it"?"
"Why would you like to know?" asked Han. Kotoko shrugged her shoulders.
"I'm afraid my curiosity has gotten the better of me," she said.
"Well in answer to your question no we weren't. At least the way Seina made it seemed we weren't. She knocked over the things on her nightstand merely to try to make everyone think we were doing "it" or about to as Mother did," Han explained.
"Hmm, I see," said Kotoko.
"Kotoko you aren't thinking of doing anything drastic are you?" asked Han.
"I can't help but think about it," said Kotoko, "I know this sounds stupid that if I do get far enough with him I won't have to worry about that would be choir bitch!"
"I see," said Han.
"Plus maybe if I do, do "it" I'll finally show Father that I'm not a little girl anymore," said Kotoko.
"Oh really?" said Han, "It seems we're both suffering from our parents not wanting us to grow up." Just then his phone started to go.
"I'll leave you be, good night Han," said Kotoko walking out of the room.
"Good night Kotoko," said Han answering the phone, "Hello?"
"Hey Han," said Seina.
"Oh hello Seina," said Han.
"How's your mom doing?" asked Seina.
"I don't know but I think she's upset personally," said Han.
"Damn, she was the one I didn't want to get upset," said Seina, "But listen I wanted to ask you something else."
"Sure what?" asked Han.
"Will you elope with me?" asked Seina.