Ok, last chappy was short, so this one will be a lot longer in comparison, since the Smashers will be battling TWO fallen angels and a traitor.
Want intense action? This may be my most crazy battle chapter yet, but it remains to be seen. Only time will tell, and after the chapter, we'll see how good it will be.
Since I've not given anybody to review ch. 37, King of Squishes, I doubt I can thank you for ungiven reviews. I do thank you all for your continued support, and may this chapter not disappoint you! (Except for the fact of Mewtwo's betrayal…You may whine about that as much as you like!)
Well, let's get on with this show, shall we?
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Cackletta stood before an altar, well, cackling like the maniac she is.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Link yelled from the doors as they slammed open.
"HYEH HEH HEH!" She laughed. "I'm surprised you made it here! I thought Fawful would be more than enough to stop you!"
"You insult us!" Pit shouted indignantly.
"He was less than a pushover. He's now, as he said himself, a King of Squishes. I believe you've sorely underestimated us." Paul said.
"I was the one that did the squishing, and it won't stop with him!" Ganon said.
"Are you saying….you wish to squish me? HYEH HEH HEH! IMPROBABLE!" Cackletta laughed.
You have me and Mewtwo to deal with as well. Majora said
And unfortunately for all of you, we will be using the Triforce against you. In fact, Cackletta already possesses the Triforce of wisdom, I the Triforce of power, and Majora the Triforce of courage. You will not live to see the next day. Mewtwo said solemnly.
"Oh, no, you have to be kidding me…" Link whispered.
Zelda and Ganon didn't respond, but both of them paled considerably, even Ganon's complexion got a few shades lighter.
"I don't know what exactly is going on, but from these three's reactions, I know it's bad." Marth said.
"Need I explain?" Cackletta asked.
"No." Zelda said. "Cackletta's using the Triforce of wisdom to enhance her magic power, Mewtwo's using the Triforce of power to become even more deadly, and unfortunately, I do not know what the Triforce of courage will do for Majora."
"He'll be using it to become…" Link was at a loss for words.
To be honest, I do not know what it will do either, but I hope it will be good for torturing you within an inch of your life. Majora replied happily.
"Not if I can do something about it!" Ganon said.
"Count me in!" Ephraim said.
"I will destroy you, or be destroyed myself." Lyn said.
"May Palutena have mercy on your souls in the afterlife." Pit said.
"Mercy? They need none!" Paul said.
"Let my blade judge them for what they have done." Marth said.
"This ends here!" Link said.
Zelda didn't say anything, but officially started the battle by blasting Majora with fire.
He took the blow, but it glanced of him as a semi-transparent barrier deflected it.
Oh, that's what the Triforce of courage does. How disappointing, but useful nonetheless. Majora said.
"Zelda, go for Cackletta. Your magic isn't any good against the other two." Link said.
"I understand." Zelda said, shooting another fireball at Cackletta.
The fight erupted at that point. Paul, Marth, and Pit went for Mewtwo, Zelda and Lyn went for Cackletta, and Ephraim went with Link and Ganon, who grudgingly teamed up to battle Majora.
"HYEH HEH HEH!" Cackletta laughed. "Is that all you have?" She said as she deflected Lyn's sword slashes.
"Nope." Lyn replied. She twisted her sword to knock away Cack's staff, and then slashed her underarm. Cack countered with a lightning bolt, which Lyn's sword absorbed, so she had to drop it. Zelda cast Nayru's love on Lyn before Cack could kill her with a giant fireball.
Mewtwo teleported around, effortlessly dodging everybody's weapons. Paul finally grabbed him on the tail, and shocked him with a certain type of magic that prevented him from teleporting, Then he self destructed again. Mewtwo got slammed into a wall, where Marth tried to impale him. Mewtwo caught the sword, and blasted Marth away with his psychic powers. Pit shot a bunch of light arrows at him, and Mewtwo turned them around with a flick of his fingers. Pit took the arrows to his wings, and the blow knocked him right out of the air. Mewtwo floated from the crater on the wall, and launched a fully charged shadow ball at the prone figure of Pit. Paul jumped in the way, and deflected the ball with a magic shield, and then Marth tackled Mewtwo from behind.
Ganon punched right at Majora, and he just floated there. Ganon successfully stubbed his hand on the invincible mask, and cursed under his breath. He continued to punch and kick, but he failed to do a thing. Link pushed him aside as Majora lunged forward like a spinning buzz saw, and Link attempted to shoot his unprotected rear with an arrow. Majora spun around, and sent the arrow right back at Link. Ephraim stuck his spear out, and the arrow sank into the handlebar. He charged the mask, spinning his lance to deflect the thin needle like tentacles that tried to strangle him. Majora finally caught the spear, and it became an unfriendly match of tug-o-war. Link went behind, and turned the mask into a pincushion with his arrows. Ganon went behind, and punched the center of the mask, where there were no arrow shafts to hurt himself on. The mask let go of the spear, and flew forward into a statue, where it impaled itself on a stone sword.
Cack dodged the lightning bolt as it rebounded, and launched another fireball, which Zelda caught and threw back. Lyn picked her sword up from the ground, and ran from the battle scene, looking for a lamp oil barrel. She found one in a far off corner of the temple's main room, and she stuck her sword in it.
"Hey, Zelda! Shoot fire at my sword!" She yelled. Zelda nodded, and launched fire at the sword. It burst into flames, and steadily turned red hot.
"Ready to eat pain?" Lyn asked Cack.
"I eat it for dinner!" Cack replied.
"Good." Lyn said. She slashed Cack's robes, and she caught on fire. Since it was an oil fire, Cack couldn't put it out with water.
"Clever, but try this on for size!" Cack shouted, summoning up a huge ball of anti matter.
Mewtwo caught himself in midair, and threw Marth off. Pit struggled to his feet, and cast a light spell upon himself. His wings slightly healed, and he regained a bit of his energy.
"Purge bolt!" Pit shouted, taking an especially bright light arrow from his quiver. He notched it on his bow, and shot it straight at Mewtwo. Mewtwo tried to block it with a psychic barrier, but the arrow went through because the shield was evil. The arrow sank into Mewtwo's thigh, and knocked him out of the air. Pit split his bow in two, and used his newly made swords to slash at Mewtwo. Mewtwo blocked the attacks with barriers from his hands, but he was careful to change the element type to light.
"I am all too familiar with this." Marth said. "Shield breaker!" He cried.
He slashed down at Mewtwo, who didn't even bother to put up a shield. Marth hit him, and there was a small explosion. When the smoke cleared, Paul, Pit, and Marth were surprised to see that Mewtwo had caught the sword between his hands.
Did anybody ever teach you special skills? Mewtwo inquired.
"Regretfully, no." Marth said.
You will be sorry for your lack of knowledge. Mewtwo said, releasing a supercharged shadow ball on the threesome. The darkness enveloped them, and then blasted them with a huge amount of dark fire that almost killed them. They fell to the ground, breathing raggedly.
Find me again once you've learned how to fight properly.
Majora peeled himself off of the statue, and when he turned around, the tip on the sword was stuck in his barrier, just an inch away from his face.
"Man, I was hoping that would be the end of you." Ganon moaned.
I would think not. Majora said, picking the sword bit out of his shield with one of his tentacles and tossing it aside.
Do you need help? Mewtwo asked.
It would be most welcome. These fools are wasting our time. Master awaits.
I understand. Shall we use a team attack?
Lets.
"Oh shoot." Ephraim said.
Mirror beam! Majora and Mewtwo said at once. Majora focused a huge amount of energy, while Mewtwo charged up a huge shadow ball big enough to envelop at least ten people.
GO! Majora shouted. Mewtwo launched the shadow ball at the three fighters, but Link avoided it by diving to the side. Ganon and Ephraim got caught in it, and were suspended in the unstable ball of energy. Majora launched his white beam of energy, and it bounced about inside the shadow ball, hitting Ephraim and Ganon multiple times before the ball of energy erupted in a blast of light and dark energy. Ephraim and Ganon fell to the ground, burnt completely black.
Cackletta dodged the fast slashes of Lyn's sword, and occasionally jumped over fireballs from Zelda. Cack put up a barrier, and when Lyn hit it, she got shocked. She flew backwards, and landed on Zelda.
"I have been playing with you the whole time, but our playtime is now officially over." Cackletta said seriously. "Shadow burst!"
A black aura surrounded the two smashers, and they were unable to move. It compressed them, and covered their whole bodies, making them look like black silhouettes. The black energy seeped into their bodies, and then erupted with a blast. The attack used their own life force against them.
"HYEH HEH HEH! It looks like we have one last pest to exterminate." She said looking over at Link.
"Uh oh."
I believe it is time to use the full power of the Triforce against him. Majora said.
It's overkill, but we ARE out of time. Mewtwo said.
"It's done, then! Positions!" Cack ordered.
The three villains moved about, until Mewtwo was in the front, and Cackletta and Majora were at his sides. Mewtwo charged up a shadow ball, and put his Triforce piece inside it, turning it into a light ball. Majora and Cack put their pieces in too, and the ball absorbed all of the energy and turned as bright as the sun.
"TRIFORCE BEAM!" Cackletta screeched. The ball opened a hole in the front of it, and a beam of molten light blasted right into Link and enveloped him. He screamed when it hit him, but was soon knocked unconscious because of the pain. The light faded, and the Triforce pieces returned to their respective new owners.
Too easy. Majora said.
I will destroy their phones so that Master Hand cannot find them, and I will destroy my own phone. Mewtwo said.
"You do that. I will meet you in the pocket dimension, so I will open up a hole so that you can warp in. See you later." Cack said, before both she and Majora faded out of view.
Hmm. Now to 'finish' them off. Mewtwo said. He pulled out his phone, and crushed it in his hands. Then he focused on everybody's phones but Link's, and crushed them with psychic.
And now, the coup de grace. Mewtwo said. He focused on Link's phone, but focused on a specific part of it. The emergency button.
…Forgive me, smashers, someday, you will understand. Mewtwo said to their minds.
He sighed, and teleported away to meet his new master.
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That's that.
No end notes this time.
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Anyways, til next time!