Attention 2!
Chapter 38: Mystery Person and Roommate.
(Mystery person point-of-view for obvious reasons.)
I kept my glass pressed against the wall to eavesdrop on the couple next door. They obviously had a great day and that was really a good thing. The plan was going great.
Ok, so them coming here wasn't a plan at all. It was really hard to find out where they were going too. I found it out though! That's all that matters.
Anyways, I was sitting on the floor with my glass pressed against the wall. I never knew how great the glass was for eavesdropping! I could hear everything! It was great! They were talking about how great their day was. Then they started to talk about me.
"That pink and purple haired girl was kind of weird. Did it seem like she was following us to you?" Kyon asked.
"Yes. Then again it might not be her following us but her going to the same place as us."
"I guess that's true Kyoya. Do you think Tamaki or Amii sent someone to watch us?"
"If it were Tamaki he would have just come himself. He didn't though. I made sure f that."
"How?"
"I have my ways."
"Well what about Amii?"
"She hasn't made any in country calls for the past ten days. Up until the day she suggested the hosting battle she wasn't even in the country."
"How do you know all that?" she asked, sounding as confused as me.
"I have my sources." I sighed and set down my glass.
"Hello," my roommate called in English. I moved away from the wall and smiled at her.
"Hello," I replied in the same language with my normal voice instead of the one I had used when seeing Kyon and Kyoya.
"Let me guess, everyone's favorite couple is next door."
"You're so smart. That's just like you."
"Why did you actually dye your hair?"
"Is the dye the only thing you notice? I'm ashamed and hurt that you don't recognize what else I did with my hair."
"You cut it. It was probably very cute and then you dyed it."
"Thanks for saying that. It's still cute. Though."
"Do I detect sarcasm in the first sentence?"
"Sarcasm? What's that?"
"Don't start with me."
"Alright. Sorry."
"You really wanted to hide who you were from them. You straightened your hair, hid your braces, and put in colored contacts on top of cutting and dying your hair."
"Which reminds me why my eyes are buggin' me. I'm taking these things out." I walked over to the bathroom and carefully took out my contacts, placing my glasses back on my face. "I finally have those things out. I always wanted contacts but walking those trails is a lot harder than I thought it would be. There was dirt. It reminded me of home."
"You miss the desert?"
"Yes! I miss the desert of America that I live in! It's got so much dirt! I miss all the dirt and the lack of water!"
"Hush or you'll tip them off."
"Are you kidding me? I always change my voice for them."
"Just like you wear a wig, change your personality, and change your name."
"Exactamundo!"
"To the gods of pudding why?" she shouted suddenly.
"Oh hush."
"You hush man name!"
"I do not have a man name!"
"Your name means man right?"
"Leave the answers of the internet out of this!"
"Ok, ok. I was playing."
"Good."
"I missed saying pudding! Why gods of pudding?" she screeched.
"Hush! There are people trying to sleep. Calm down and relax."
(Let us now switch to the couple next door. Kyon's point-of-view)
I looked at Kyoya. He shrugged. Those girls were crazy. I picked up a glass and set it against the wall to hear them when they talked normally. I translated for Kyoya. This was weird. They were obviously American. I would peg them for New Mexico if I were to go by their accents in their words and the slang they used. Then one really surprised me. She said something in yet another language.
"Hola Senorita. Me gusta-," she said in a different voice.
"Don't finish that sentence! What are you doing?"
"I'm being myself. I am learning to introduce myself and say things that I like and dislike in Spanish. I need to brush up on my skills. The last time I watched a Spanish soap opera, I only understood like three words. I need to know these things!"
"Why? Better yet, why were you watching a Spanish soap opera."
"I was being myself. You talk about pudding and I watch Spanish soap operas with my family."
"Why? You're not Spanish."
"How many times do I have to tell you? I'm Hispanic! I take after my mom. My dad is the one with the Hispanic blood. I look like my mom and also, those Spanish soap operas are very interesting. You have to watch one some time."
"And now I'm bored. Be more funnier."
"The bad grammar. It attacks me and it haunts me."
"Be happy I don't screw up saying hola."
"My friend does that."
"She screws up a lot of Spanish words just because it drives you crazy. You don't need any help in that field."
"Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm not crazy."
"Yes you are." I took the glass away and moved to finish dinner with Kyoya. We would hear a shout soon enough because they'd be yelling at each other. "PUDDING!" We both paused.
"Pudding?" I asked in Japanese.
"Is that what she said?"
"Yeah. She yelled out pudding. I don't know why." There was a lot of laughter from the room the two girls were in.
"I believe that there is something wrong with those two."
"Me too. Let's finish up dinner and then go take a bath and maybe have a moonlight walk around the area."
"That sounds wonderful Kyon." We finished dinner, took our baths, and really did go on that walk. It really was a romantic evening once we stopped paying attention to those two strange girls next door.
Me- Lord this is a very strange filler chapter. I needed to let you know it was me that caught Kyon without her finding out yet and I needed the moonlight walk in there. It just came out really badly.
Kyon- Yes. Yes it did.
Me- Get back to your boyfriend so you can finish your walk!
Kyoya- I'm actually over here too.
Me- Go walk!
Roommate- Pudding!
Me- Close enough. Let's do the disclaimer so they can continue their walk!
Kyoya- Amii doesn't own OHSHC or its characters.
Kyon- Needless to say, she owns everyone else.
Me and roommate- Join us next chapter!