237d.) Toshiro Tease
Genera:
Humor
Main Characters: Toshiro, Matsumoto, Momo
Rating: K+


One small taicho sat at his desk between two females who were annoying him. He thought that all guys were perverted and all girls were crazy. However, he didn't voice this opinion. They were currently arguing about something he deemed stupid.

"You shouldn't wear you're shingami robes around Shiro-chan… he's at a very… sensitive age…" Hinamori stated, suddenly for once taking a very acute interest in what she considered her old friends well being.

"Stop calling me that!"

"I've worn this since he's known me, why change now?" Matsumoto sighed.

"Because, you derogatize yourself," Momo snapped.

Suddenly, she popped behind her small taicho and gave him a hug, causing his nose to wrinkle in frustration. "Matsumoto!"

"That's a problem too!"

"Taicho, Hinamori's picking on me!" Matsumoto cooed teasingly into his ear.

"You'll just make him madder!" Momo puffed out her cheeks.

"And you're calling him Shiro-chan doesn't?" came the snark retort.

Renji suddenly popped his head into the room. "Do you know what land guts just blabbed and the only thing he let be known?"

Renji then spilled the beans about what the second divisions second's zanpaktou had told the research division. As soon as the little cat fight over Hyorinmaru got out, three older people suddenly notice the small taicho turn pale, then green, as if he was going to be sick. Renji then found himself grabbed by two very upset females wanting to get away.