- canceroGeneticist [CG] began pestering arseniumCatnap [AC] -
CG: NEPETA, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT INQUIRY
CG: AND YOU'D BETTER KNOW AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I'M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT.
AC: :33 « *ac wiggles her tail once she h33rs the exciting news*
AC: :33 « *the news is that karkitty has messaged her fur the furst time!*
AC: :33 « *ac is very excited over this since almost always the advances had to come furrom her side*
AC: :33 « *she thinks that this is the beginning of a wonderful furriendship!*
CG: AND ALREADY YOU'VE FAILED.
AC: :33 « *ac though immediately resigns knowing that karkitty wont be as 33sily pl33sed as she thought*
AC: :33 « *after all karkitty always has something important to attend to*
AC: :33 « *like his l33der duties!*
CG: YES, EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT MY LEADER DUTIES AND HOW HARD THEY ARE.
CG: AND YET, I JUST SUCK IT AND REMAIN BEING AN AMAZING LEADER, AND THAT IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL OF YOU SHITSTAINS.
CG: OR AT LEAST, I WOULD BE IN CONTROL IF YOU WEREN'T ALL AROUND THIS COUNTRY THAT DARES CALL ITSELF THE UNITED STATES.
AC: :33 « *ac r33lizes she was simply purrtending to be right next to karkitty*
AC: :33 « *she is r33lly far away in the state of maine!*
CG: THE STATE OF MAINE ISN'T ACTUALLY THAT FAR AWAY FROM BOSTON, AS YOU THOUGHT.
CG: IF I HAD ENOUGH COURAGE, I COULD EASILY WALK THERE IN TWO DAYS AND STRANGLE YOU JUST FOR BEING FOOLISH ENOUGH FOR THINKING YOU CAN'T REACH ME.
CG: WOW, AFTER EIGHT HUMAN SWEEPS YOU STILL DON'T KNOW YOUR SHIT AROUND MORE THAN YOUR BACKYARD AND CAVE.
CG: WELL, METAPHORICAL CAVE.
CG: I DO REALIZE THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY LIVING IN A DORM OF A HIGH SCHOOL JUST AS I AM, BUT A BIT OF PRETENDING
CG: AND BY THAT I REALLY DO MEAN "PRETENDING", RATHER THAN "PURRTENDING", BECAUSE THESE MEOWBEAST PUNS ARE AWFUL
CG: DOESN'T HURT, GIVEN THAT WE PROBABLY STILL IDOLIZE ALTERNIA AND HOW AMAZING IT WAS, AND WE WISH TO RETURN TO THAT SHITHOLE.
AC: :33 « *ac is confused by karkittys sp33ch*
AC: :33 « *is alternia r33lly something to be idolized or a...*
AC: :33 « *ac cannot bring herself to say the curseword so karkitty just will have to l33ve it to his imagination!*
CG: YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN TO SAY IT, THOUGH
CG: I KNOW, BECAUSE IF YOU ENCLOSE WHAT YOU TYPE IN THIS ACTION, THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT REALLY SAYING ANYTHING AND I AM MAKING AN IDIOT OUT OF MYSELF FOR TALKING WITH MYSELF.
AC: :33 « *ac immediately r33lizes her mistake and begins talking*
AC: :33 « hi karkitty!
CG: SAYING THINGS LIKE THIS WAS ALREADY IMPLIED.
CG: THEREFORE, I WANTED TO SKIP THAT AND JUST HEAD TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF.
AC: :33 « *ac is-*
AC: :33 « i m33n im all up fur impurrtant stuff!
AC: :33 « not being all up fur impurrtant stuff is a bad thing
AC: :33 « it m33ns that youre disrespectful!
CG: BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT YOU'RE DISRESPECTFUL ANYWAY BECAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE TO ATTEND TO IMPORTANT STUFF, YOU STILL SOMEHOW TAKE THIS AS INVITATION TO CONTINUE YOUR ROLEPLAYING RIGMAROLE.
CG: LIKE SERIOUSLY? ? ? ? ? ?
CG: IF I HAD TO ATTEND TO IMPORTANT STUFF I DEFINITELY WOULDN'T BE RANDOMLY EXCITED THAT I GET TO HIT ON MY FAVORITE TROLL.
CG: WHICH I DON'T HAVE, BY THE WAY, SO YOU CAN CROSS ME OUT OF YOUR SHIPPING WALL ENTIRELY.
AC: :33 « yes you do
AC: :33 « you mentioned a couple of times that kanaya is your moirail!
CG: OH YEAH THAT.
CG: WELL, YEAH.
CG: AND I GUESS MY RELATIONSHIP WITH TEREZI IS THE WARMEST, BECAUSE WHEN I STARTED THIS RIGMAROLE OF PESTERING EVERYONE, I BEGAN WITH HER.
CG: THAT STILL DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE THEM.
CG: THEY STILL HAVE THEIR OWN FLAWS WHICH, IN THE END, MAKE US ALL USELESS SHITSTAINS.
CG: POSSIBLY EVEN MYSELF
CG: BUT I KEEP COVERING THAT UP WITH FUTURE AND PAST KARKAT SO YOU DON'T HAVE A SINGLE DOUBT THAT PRESENT KARKAT IS THE MOST AMAZING LEADER THERE IS.
AC: :33 « yeeeeeees
AC: :33 « *ac is excited that it didnt take too long for karkitty to open up and tell his feelings to her!*
CG: I WHAT
CG: I SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY, DIDN'T I.
CG: WELL, THEN LET'S JUST PRETEND THAT I'M EMBARRASED AND COVER THIS UP WITH MORE CHATLOG.
CG: AND BY THAT I MEAN MORE CHATLOG THAT ACTUALLY TURNS OUT TO BE RELEVANT IN THE LONG TERM.
CG: I ALREADY MESSAGED ALMOST EVERYONE WITH THIS THING THAT WILL TURN OUT TO BE A HUGE LIFECHANGER FOR US ALL, AND NOW, AFTER ALL THIS TIME, IT'S YOUR TURN.
CG: HERE WE GO.
CG: http / www. mspaintadventures. com ?s=6&p=003892
AC: :33 « *ac examines the impurrtant stuff that karkitty gave her immediately*
AC: :33 « *ac knows that ofurwise shed possibly be in an even worse situation because then she would be hated by karkitty more!*
AC: :33 « *ac looks over the page that has loaded and immediately becomes excited over what looks like karkitty!*
AC: :33 « *ac is more happy than ever to get to see her boyfriend in elecatronic furm*
CG: BOYFRIEND?
CG: ELECATRONIC?
CG: YUP, TALKING TO YOU WAS A HUGE MISTAKE.
CG: I NEEDED REAL CLARIFICATION, I SUPPOSE, BUT YEAH, THIS IS, ONCE AGAIN, GOING NOWHERE.
CG: I GUESS IT MEANS THAT I'M DOWN TO...
CG: OH GOD
CG: OH GOD NO
CG: HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME ALREADY.
AC: :33 « *ac is genuinely curious over karkittys distress!*
AC: :33 « *ac wishes that karkitty could just sp33k up and tell all his problems immediately*
CG: THE ARROGANT FISH FREAK.
AC: :33 « *ac immediately shrugs*
AC: :33 « *she remembers the last conversation she had with the m33n fish in minute detail!*
AC: :33 « *ac wishes karkitty good luck in his conversation and bids goodbye knowing that right now she will not take over his heart*
AC: :33 « *maybe some ofur time!*
CG: GOOD LUCK IS REALLY WHAT I NEED
CG: BUT YEAH, IT WILL ONLY BE REAL IF MAGIC IS REAL, WHICH, AS I'VE DETERMINED MYSELF, IS NOT.
CG: IN THAT CASE, GOODBYE.
- canceroGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering arseniumCatnap [AC] -
Karkat simply squinted his eyes this time. He was sure to write 11. Eridan, just as he wrote the names of all of his other friends, but he couldn't bring himself to talk to that guy.
It seemed like he was the biggest pain in the ass of all the trolls in his group, and even perhaps on Alternia. In memory of him, Karkat remained with his eyes closed.
Nevertheless, shit had to be done, he supposed. He opened his eyes, clicked a couple of times, and immediately made it so Eridan was unblocked and Karkat could talk to him.