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That late afternoon you, Natsu, Lucy, Happy and Fuse lazily layed on a table each either sipping some drinks or eating fish...and then there was Fuse alone who read some new 'P Magz' you promised to buy him as he drooled across the magazine pages. With a lazy look on your face your loudly slurped on your Buneary Blood Drink with broken CD's inside. "Must you slurp so loudly?" Lucy groaned as she continued to lay on the table. You turn to her. "Just because Natsu too tired to go on a job and your mad about it doesn't mean you gotta bitch at me about it!" You said. Lucy groaned at that. "And you can keep groaning white girl!" You said.
You turned and watched Natsu bite on a spark fireball and swallowed it. Lucy looked at Natsu anime tearing. "Can we just find a real job?" "No! Now leave him alone!" You say to her. Lucy whimpered. "I'll never be able to cover my rent!" You ignore her and sighed happily as you stretched. "Mmm! My back feel so good from the massage I got last night at home! I feel so nice! I don't feel back pain no more!" You say. Natsu turned to you. "Oh yeah?" You smile. "Mmhm! You know if you want you can come by later tonight! My masseuse can massage your back and make it feel good!" You said. Natsu smiled. "You mean it?" You nodded. "Yep!"
Lucy continued to groan. You rolled your eyes and did your best to ignore her. "Hey Natsu? You got lotion? I'm getting ashy!" You said. Natsu raised an eyebrow. "What's lotion? And what's ashy?" Your eyes anime darken as you sweatdrop. You shook your head. "Never mind..." You then watch Fuse pull out a tiny bottle of Bath and Body Works lotion. "I got you covered!" He says handing you the lotion. You smile and take it from him. "Thanks..." You say as you open the bottle and apply lotion onto your arms.
"Let's take a job!" You heard Natsu say as he got him. You smirk at him. "Wow you sure changed your mind quick on that one!" Happy said. "For real! NOW you wanna do something?" You asked. "Seriously?! You wanna get back to work?" Lucy cried. "Oh guys THANK YOU!" She cried out. "I wasn't trying to be lazy or nothing. I was just waiting for the perfect job!" Natsu said. "Alright then! Let's go get Erza and Gray" You said. "Ok!" Natsu nodded. You each then turn and notice Lucy looking off to the side looking lost. "What's the matter? You okay?" Natsu asked. "Lucy what's wrong which you? Why you making that face?" You asked.
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Fuse and Happy: Love N' Lucky Allied Forces!
You and Natsu each exchanged confused looks with your cats. Lucy then looked down. "It might be in my imagination but I'm getting this super creepy feeling like somebodies watching me..." She said. You narrowed your eyes at her. "Your right sweetie it is in your imagination..." You then turned to Natsu and Happy seeing that they were reading a dictionary while Fuse sweatdropped watching them. "Is there a term for Lucy's condition?" Natsu asked. "Maybe it's her ego!" Happy said. "I don't wanna be stalked!" Lucy said. You glare at her. "Girl ani't nobody looking at you! Now drink ya juice and calm yourself!" You say sternly before sipping your drink. Lucy then turned to you. "Kitsuna I'm serious!"
You then watched as Lucy put her white leather jacket on. "Well I gotta run! You coming Kitsuna?" She asked. You scanned her outfit in disgust. "What's up?" She asked. "Ok Lucy what is this?" You asked. "What do you mean?" Lucy asked. "I mean...how you gonna wear a long white jacket with a green tank top, a pink tube top and a yellow skirt?" You asked. "Let the lady look cute Kitsuna, damn!" Fuse said. "You shut up!" You say as you flicked his ear. He winced at that. "My outfit is stylish! Who cares what you think?" Lucy said. "I'm not tryna be mean but...c'mon! Who wears a long sleeve with a short skirt? Is that what all white girls wearing these days? Like are you hot or are you cold?" You stated.
Lucy sighed. "If your just gonna make fun of me then I'm just gonna walk home by myself!" She said walking away. You chuckled at how she just stood up to you. "Wait! Wait! Come back you big baby! Ima walk with you!" You say getting up. You turn to Natsu and Happy. "Bye y'all! Remember to come by later for that massage!" You said patting Natsu's shoulder. "Ok! Remember tomorrow at noon were gonna take the job!" Natsu said. "Ok! Bye!" You say walking away. Fuse flew after you soon after.
That night you and Lucy walked home while Fuse flew next to you while you carried Plue in your arms. Lucy walked alongside the water pavement side as usual as a couple of boaters past by. "Tomorrows gonna be a day of gleam! Finally some work for me!" Lucy sang. You groaned. "Must you sing? And why you walking on their like a little 500 year old?" You asked annoyed. Lucy looked at you confused. "Uh...500?" "That's a 5 year old in Fenie years" You said. Lucy sweatdropped. Fuse sighed. "It's too complicated to explain..." He said. "Your gonna fall one of these days Lucy!" A boater guy called. "Don't worry I'm fine!" Lucy said. You turn to Fuse smirking. "The day she falls Ima be laughing SO LOUD!" You said. Fuse smirked back. "Oh yeah?" "Mmhm! Ima be like..." You then let out a loud exaggerated laugh.
Lucy scoffed. "Yeah very funny..." You turn to her. "Girl you know I'm only playing with you! You can't take a joke?" You asked. Lucy gave you a small smile. "I guess it is good to joke once in awhile" She laughed. "What should I wear tomorrow?" Lucy asked. "A bikini..NO! A bunny costume!" Fuse suggested. "YEAHHH!" He cheered. Lucy sweatdropped. "No thanks perv I think I'll just stick to normal clothes for a change..." Fuse flew closer to her side. "No problem doll face...I respect that..." With that Fuse slowly lifted up the side of her skirt only to be whacked away in an instant towards a building. "YOU ARE SUCH A SICK CAT! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY SENSE OF DECENCY?!" Lucy shouted. You saw Fuse knocked out against the building with a grin on his face. "Pink thong panties..."
You chuckle at that. Lucy turned to you. "Seriously! How were you able to put up with him back in the Kingdom?!" "Well he looked up my skirt when he hatched...and then he met my sisters! And soon he just left my body alone cause I was more of a care taker to him" You say as you pick up Fuse with your hair strand. "So how do you like my sisters?" You asked. Lucy smiled. "They're really nice! So many different hair colors, personalities and accents! They're all really pretty!" She said. You flip your hair. "Well sexiness runs in the family!" "You got that right!" Fuse said. "They're all really unique! Kaguya is so sweet! And Kulala is so elegant! And Kalentina is so..." Lucy began. "...Loud?" You laughed. Lucy giggled. "Yeah! But really cool too!"
You looked down at Plue. "I got some left over Burger King in the fridge you want some? Tch tch!" Plue smiled. "Pun punnn!" Lucy then stopped walking and looked back and screamed. You look at her confused. "Huh?" Lucy automatically began to zip past you. "WHITE GIRL!" You called as you and Fuse chase after her. "What's wrong Lucy?" Fuse asked. "Someone IS watching me!" Lucy cried. "WHO?" You asked. You stopped walking seeing nobody in the distance and glare back at Lucy. "Girl they're ani't nobody there!" "I don't see anybody either!" Fuse said. "You gotta believe me!" Lucy cried. "Well if you get rapped that's your fault! I don't got time to waste I got Burger King food and a massager lady waiting for me! BYE!" You say as you and Fuse run away from Lucy. "WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME!" Lucy cried.
You and Fuse later made it to your doorstep and watched how Plue disappeared back into the Celestial Spirit World. You sigh. "Damn...and he was looking forward to eating that Burger King food!" You said. "They probably have Burger King at the Celestial Spirit World!" Fuse said shrugging. You nodded. "Yeah..." You both then spot Natsu and Happy in front of your door saluting. "Oh hey! You here for the massage?" You asked Natsu. The two of them say nothing and continue to salute. You and Fuse sweatdropped. "Why are you guys acting so weird?" Fuse asked. That was when Lucy walked by quietly. You turn to her. "Oh hey Lucy. You good? Virginity still intact?" You asked. "Not in the mood..." She muttered.
"All clear on your end Sargent Happy?" Natsu asked. "Aye aye! Captain Natsu!" Happy said. "You guys are such children!" Fuse said. Natsu and Happy then stopped saluting. "Welcome home you guys!" Natsu said. "Finally you woke up!" You said. "We're happy to report that no suspicious individuals have been detected!" Happy said. "Thanks you guys..." Lucy said sadly. "Captain! It appears that we have a party pooper sir!" Happy chimed. "Will you shut up?" Fuse groaned. "Is something wrong? You look upset!" Natsu said.
You each then turn around spotting a shadowy figure hiding. Fuse and Happy flew over to it and you each saw a hand waving them to go away. "What are you doing here?" Fuse asked. "Captain! We got a creeper over here!" Happy reported. Natsu jumped in the air. "I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM!" He then landed and you each heard a familiar groan of irritation. You walk over seeing a shirtless Gray laying on the ground. Lucy followed you afterwards. "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?" He asked Natsu. "Man what the heck are you doing here?" Natsu asked. "It was Gray?" Lucy asked.
"Boy! Shame on you!" You said. Gray glared at you. "Shame on me?! What's the big idea with you punching me out of nowhere the other day? HUH?!" You smirk cheekily at that. "Oh that? You still mad I socked you in the gut? Well...you know I didn't mean it!" "Oh yeah right!" Gray said rolling his eyes. "Boy, you know better than to not go near me when I'm on a Rampage! You know I be going crazy hitting everybody!" You laughed. "I really don't know what goes on in that crazy head of yours..." Gray sighed. You giggle and patted his head. "C'mon Gray you know I love you!" You laughed as you ruffled his black hair.
You then glare at him. "But stalking on this poor white girl is a new low! I should beat you up again right now!" "And here I thought I was a dirty pervert!" Fuse said. "Aye!" Happy said. He then flew over to Gray. "I didn't think you were the perv stalking Lucy!" He said. "You've got it all wrong!" Lucy cried. "NO! We got it all RIGHT!" You laughed. "Calm down..." Gray sighed. "I overheard her say that someone was watching her so I followed her to make sure she got home safe! Geez! I was just looking out for a friend!" "Aww I think that's sweet!" You say patting his head. "I'm sorry..." "You lovveee heer don't you?" Happy asked. "WATCH IT OR I'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN CAT!" Gray shouted.
"You know I've never really liked you that much but now...I've lost all respect for you!" Natsu said. You bursted out laughing at that never expecting Natsu to say such a thing. Gray got in his face. "What do you mean by that?" He asked. Happy flew over to him. "I always suspected you might be a pervert cause you walk around half naked and now that your stalking a cute girl I'm positive-" Happy was then instantly punched up into the sky by Gray. Fuse smiled and flew over to Gray. "Man! You just made my day!" He laughed. You glare at Gray. "GRAY! YOU ANIMAL ABUSING?! NATSU BEAT THIS BOYS ASS RIGHT NOW!" You shouted.
"YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME YOU FIRE MOUTH BREATHER!?" Gray shouted at Natsu. "You just mad you've been caught red handed you pervy popsicle!" Natsu sneered. The two then clashed it out as Lucy watched in horror. "CAN'T YOU GUYS TAKE THIS FIGHT SOMEWHERE ELSE?! PLEASE?!" She shouted. "Oh well!" Fuse said as he flew back to her. You turn back seeing Lucy smile at them which made you smile. You walk over to her and grab her hand. "C'mon inside! I'll make us some tea!" You say as you unlock the door. Lucy smiled at you. "Sure..." She then followed you inside along with Fuse and you both walked upstairs giggling out of nowhere for no reason.
The next morning you each went to the guild and got packed. "LUCY! TIME FOR US TO GO TO WORK!" Natsu said happily. "LETS GO!" Happy added. "You got all your stuff Lucy?" You asked her. Lucy giggled. "Yeah!" "So what job are we doing?" Fuse asked. "Who knows? You got any idea Erza?" You asked turning to her. "Actually I haven't decided yet" She said. "How about this one!" Gray said. You each turn to him seeing him hold up a request sheet that had a familiar curved 'M' on it. "They built a new McDonald's in Magnolia and someone wants it to be blown up!" Gray explained. An excited look spreads on your face. "YAS! SAY THAT! Let's all blow up Mc'Donalds! We gonna get mad likes for this on Instagram!" "Don't you mean you'll get all the likes on Instagram?" Gray asked. "AND! Lucy will be able to pay her rent!" You say putting squeezing her shoulder a bit.
"Let's take that job then! It's been awhile since we blew up Mc'Donalds hasn't it?" Erza asked you. You smile. "YUP!" "Yeah I'm fired up! I can't wait to blow up Mc'Donalds!" Natsu said happily. You then watch Lucy turn to listen to a conversation Macao and Wakaba were having although you didn't both to listen. You then turn to the others and explaining the plan on how to blow up Mc'Donalds. "Ok! So Natsu will blow up some ovens with his Fire Dragon's Roar, Gray will freeze up the smoothie area and the Play Place area where all the kids go, Erza will tie up the workers and the manager and stuff them inside a french frier which will burn off their faces, I'm gonna destroy all the merchandise and attack the costumers for eating the food ACTUALLY saving their lives at the same time and Happy and Fuse are gonna film it all for Instagram!" You explain.
"You know I'm down!" Fuse said. "Aye!" Happy said. "What about Lucy?" Natsu asked. "Oh her? Lucy can probably make Aquarius flood the whole building or something like that..." You said. "Ready to go Lucy?" Natsu asked. You each turned around seeing Lucy was no longer with you all. "She's not here. I wonder where she's gone?" Happy asked. "I have no idea..." Erza said. "Well I ani't waiting! We gonna blow up Mc'Donalds like it or NOT! C'mon y'all!" You say. You then hear a beep on your iphone and pull it out of your bikini top to go on Instagram seeing a latest update. You saw a selfie of Lucy winking as puts her boot on top of a persons stomach who layed out cold on a restaurant tiled floor. You saw a few more people knocked out with Taurus in the background.
'My spirits nd I kick but! Nd I did dis al by myself! #Awesome!'
You gasped loudly staring in complete shock and slight anger at how she was able to cause so much destruction by herself and typed back in the comments.
TsunaLuv: WHERE R U?!
CelestialBeauti: Out! ;P
You slowly growled furiously as you felt your palms shake. "What's the matter?" Erza asked. "LOOK!" You then show all of them the selfie and they stare in surprise. "Whoa is she-?" Gray began. "YO! WHERE SHE AT?!" You shouted angrily. "I think she blew up Mc'Donalds...by herself..." Natsu shouted. "WHAT?!" You shouted. You then dashed out the guild in anger to pursue after Lucy. "Hey! Wait for us Tsuna!" Natsu said as he and everyone else follows you.
You each kept running that afternoon and spotted Lucy in front of a building. "LUCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" You each shouted. "THERE YOU ARE! ARE YOU OKAY?" Natsu asked. "YOU HAD US WORRIED SICK!" Gray added. "YOU STUPID BITCH!" You finished. You each stopped seeing that Lucy had blew up Mc'Donalds as a giant tipped over 'M' layed down next to her. You dropped to your knees in complete shock and disbelief. "You were able to blow up Mc'Donalds by yourself? Call me impressed!" Erza said. "Well thanks but..." Lucy then spotted you sobbing on the ground. "YOU BLEW UP MC'DONALDS ALL BY YOURSELF! YOU BITCHHHHHHHH!"
You automatically shot up to attack Lucy only for Natsu and Gray to hold you back. "Hey now take it easy!" Gray said. "Yeah Tsuna relax!" Natsu said. "HOW CAN I RELAX WHEN I'VE BEEN WAITING 19 F****** CHAPTERS TO BLOW UP MC'DONALDS!?" You shouted. "Watch your language!" Erza said sternly. "Erza F*** YOU!" You shouted. Erza gave you a small glare. "And F*** you..." She said calmly as she tugged hard on your left ear to disrespect you. You fumed in anger and did your best to break your grasp from Natsu and Gray to attack her but they kept holding you back. You eventually gave up. "Y'all are BITCHES!" You sobbed.
You each continued to walk back with Lucy as you continued to sob. "You wanna explain why you ditched us like that?" Natsu asked. "It was no big deal!" Lucy said. "NO BIG DEAL?! YOU KNEW I WANTED TO BLOW UP MC'DONALDS YOU STUPID BITCH!" You cried. "Kitsuna here was crying the whole day since you left!" Fuse laughed. "Sorry about that!" Lucy said. "Just for pissing me off! You washing dishes! I don't care if it's my night to do it!" You yelled.
Later that night you sat in your room in bed wearing your white lingerie and sobbed quietly as you went on your iphone. Natsu who was currently being massaged in the corner kept moaning in pleasure from the feeling. You then scroll through random posts from your guildmates and then spotted one from Cana's which displayed a Mc'Donalds building.
'They built a new 1...UGH! Som1 needs to blow it up! #PissedOff!'
A big smile spreads on your face. You then forward the pic to Erza.
TsunaLuv: They bilt a new Mc'Donalds!
TitaniaScarlet200: IM on my way! I'll bring Gray!
TsunaLuv: Wha?
In 2 minutes you heard the sound of heavy luggage in front of your house. You rush over to your opened window and saw Erza with Gray at your door with huge luggage with them attached to a Magic Four Wheeler. "Erza? Gray?" You asked. "Get Natsu and Lucy" Gray said. "Why?" You asked. "Get ready! We're blowing up Mc'Donalds!" Erza said. A big grin spreads on your face. You turn around and pulled out Jewel Dollars from under your pillow and throw it at the massager lady. "HERE!" You say tossing it at her face. The lady barely catches it and you push her out of your house.
Natsu gets up from the massaging table. "What's up Tsuna?" You dump him off the table making him hit the ground. "OW! What's the big idea?!" He yelled. "Get ready! We leaving!" You say. Natsu looks at you confused. "What?" You grab him by the arm and push him out your door. "Meet Erza and Gray outside! Oh! And take Fuse with you!" You say as you picked up Fuse by his tail who was still sleeping on your drawer and give him to Natsu. "Wait! Tsuna! What's the-?" You then slam the door in his face.
You rush open to Lucy's door and open it seeing her get ready for bed as she was in her pjs. You grab her out of bed and yank her out by the arm making her hit the floor hard. "OW!" She cried. "Get out of bed! Get out of bed!" You say quickly. "WHAT?!" She asked. You yank her up and toss her some clothes hard. "HEY!" She cried. You then toss some of her brown boots at her feet. "C'mon lets GO!" You say. "Kitsuna what's the meaning of this?!" Lucy cried as she began to change. "WE BLOWING UP MC'DONALDS BITCH! LET'S GO!" You shout as you grab her by the arm. Lucy widen her eyes. "WHAT?!"
You then grab Lucy by the waist and make your way over to her opened window. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" She cried. "JUMP!" You shout. "KITSUNA THIS IS-" You then force her way out of the window and jump out together with Lucy screaming the whole time as she did her best to hold her skirt and you each landed on Erza's luggage. You both then slowly climb into the car as Erza finally got in the drivers seat. "Bout time you both got here!" Gray said. "White girl taking her sweet time!" You say. "I'm all fired up! Let's blow up Mc'Donalds!" Natsu said. "Aye sir!" Happy said.
"I have to wake up to this?" Fuse asked groggily. "DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS?!" Lucy asked. "WE HAVE NO TIME TO WASTE! WE'RE BLOWING UP MC'DONALDS LIKE IT OR NOT!" Erza shouted sternly. Lucy shrieked. You smiled. "That's the best thing I heard you say all day Erza Honey!" Erza then requipped to her Anti-Mc'Donalds Armor. "GET MOVING!" she shouted as she started the vehicle speeding. You kept the motion sick Natsu towards your breasts while Lucy and Gray screamed as they begged Erza to slow down with you laughing the whole time. It was going to be one long night!
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The next morning you all each went on another job to work as waiters and waitresses at the newest restaurant 8island. Instead of wearing your assigned uniform you wore a bikini top which consisted of giant shiny white spoons that covered each breast as well as having tiny spoons for crossover straps and a slightly wide white lacy miniskirt which had tiny plate and fork designs printed on along white white heels. You curled your hair and fox ears for the occasion and a white headband with a big shiny teacup attached to it. You were currently dusting some tables after cleaning up the mess.
You turned seeing Lucy who was dressed up in an orange strapless uniform taking orders sweetly. "Hmm...she's not bad but...it needs something..." You muttered. Lucy then walked away and stopped suddenly. "WAIT! WHAT AM I DOING?! WAITRESSING?!" She cried. "Lucy!" Natsu called. "YEAH WHAT?!" Lucy asked rudely. You both turned seeing Natsu in a suit holding a plate of rice and chicken. "Your working a job for crying out loud!" He said. "Word! Be grateful we out here for you!" You say. "Since when did waiting tables become wizard work?! And why do I have to wear this horrible outfit?!" Lucy complained as she tugged on her skirt. "Girl you know you like wearing that revealing outfit!" You giggled. "Well I know I can rock this look but still..." Lucy said sarcastically. You narrow your eyes at her and pick up a wet rag off the table. "Get back to work Cinderella!" You say as you pelted the rag at Lucy's chest making them bounce a bit. Lucy shrieked feeling the wet feeling and glared at you. "HEY!"
You laugh at that and begin dusting the next table. Happy then walked by wearing a suit holding cups to serve and explained to Lucy how the chef uses magic to make dishes. "Where's Fuse?" You asked. Happy sweatdropped. "Well he's-" "-HELLOO!" You heard an amused voice say. You each turned seeing Fuse who was in a suit under a table lifting and peeking under a woman's skirt. "Oh yeah...these panties are nice! I should buy these for Lucy!" He laughed. You chuckle at that in amusement as Lucy's face redden. "FUSE! GET OUT OF THERE! YOU'LL RUIN OUR JOB!" Lucy cried.
Natsu looked down at Fuse as he stuffed a piece of chicken in his mouth. "Yeah pal quit messing around! We need to do this job to pay Lucy's rent!" He said. Lucy then rammed a plate at his face. "YOU SHOULDN'T BE EATING THE COSTUMERS FOOD!" Lucy shouted. "But throwing trays is okay?!" Happy asked. You shook your head at Lucy, Fuse and Natsu. "All of y'all are horrible at your jobs! I won't hire any of y'all anywhere!" You say. You then smirk at Natsu who was eating another piece of chicken. "Mmm...but then again..." You then sway walk over to Natsu who looks at you confused. "...A grown man needs to eat..." You flirt as you dusted Natsu's suit.
"Yeah you should lighten up Lucy!" You heard. You each turned seeing Gray who was shirtless only wearing a bow tie and his boxers holding a tray of cups. "The uniforms aren't all that bad if you ask me!" He said. You smile. "Right?" You say in agreement. Lucy looked dumbfounded. "Your barely even wearing one..." "Isn't he always like that?" You shrugged. "And Kitsuna your not even wearing the same uniform as me...IS THAT A METAL SPOON BIKINI?!" Lucy asked. You sighed. "I don't do orange unless if I'm cosplaying as a PokeDigi..." You said. "AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TEACUP ON YOUR HEAD?!" Lucy asked. "Its fashion...AND STOP COMPLAINING LIKE GODDAMN!" "Yeah don't forget we're here for YOUR rent!" Gray added. "FOR REAL!" You finished. "Yeah I know..." Lucy sighed.
"That's strange...look right there!" Gray said. "Hmm?" You and Lucy looked seeing Erza in her orange uniform swaying towards a group of male costumers at a table. Lucy's jaw dropped as her head tilted a bit too far. You smirked. "Stare all you like white girl..." You say as you close her mouth. You then stare at Lucy's chest for a moment. "Hmm..Erza's able to fill in that outfit better than you!" You laughed. Lucy then covered her chest blushing in embarassment. "HEY! What exactly are you saying?!" You laugh at that and watched as Erza leaned against the table flashing her cleavage at the costumers. "I know you want something...isn't that true? Now tell me..." She purred. The three men blushed as they began steaming from Erza's seductive approach. "YES! WE'LL TAKE ONE OF EVERYTHING!" The men cheered. "I am truly grateful!" Erza said. "OUR PLEASURE M'AM!" The men say. Lucy and Gray sweatdropped at that.
"That's one way to do it I guess..." Gray said. Fuse let out a wolf whistle. "That's HOT!" "If that's what you think..." Lucy said. You smile in awe at Erza and walk over to her. "Ooh...Erza! If you that good with men you outta work a shift at the Magical House sometime!" You say with a wink. Erza smiled at you. "Thank you but I'm better off with guild jobs than brothels!" She said. You wrap an arm around her neck. "Tell that to the men over there!" You say pointing at the dazed men who gawked at you and Erza. The two of then giggle at that together. "Ah yes, the thrill of a new challenge!" Erza said. "Glad you having fun Honey!" You said.
Later on that afternoon you each met up with the owner of 8island behind the building. "Great job todays kids!" He said. You clenched your fist as an anime vein pops onto your head. 'NOT A KID!' You thought. "Thank you! We learned much from this experience!" Erza said. "And what was that? You love clothes?" Happy asked. "You don't hear me complaining!" Fuse said as he continued to look up Erza's skirt. "Now I know how Mira must feel after work!" Gray said. "And how stuffed her belly must be!" Natsu said as he patted his big gut. "You need to hit the gym!" You say poking his belly. "Mira serves the food instead of eating it all!" Lucy said. "C'mon y'all let's go home!" You say. You each then get in the carriage and say goodbye to the restaurant owner and leave.
The next morning you each go to the guild only to see an illuminated chart showing guilds in Fiore. "What's all this?" Lucy asked. "It's a chart listing the Dark Guilds" Mirajane explained. "There are far more than I realized..." Erza said. "They have been really active lately...meaning we have to strengthen relationships of other guilds" Mirajane said. "What's the big circle in the middle supposed to be?" Gray asked. "Maybe the four strongest Dark Guilds?" You asked. "That's right...the three main ones are the Oracion Seis, Tartaros and Grimoire Heart" Juvia explained. You raise an eyebrow. 'Oracion Seis? So it's a all Spanish Dark Guild?' You thought. "All of them combined are the powerful force in the shadowy guild underworld..." Juvia said. "One on the chart remains independent...Raven Tail..." She added.
"I recognize the name 'Eisenwald'" Lucy groaned. "Which brings us back 29 chapters!" You sigh. "Indeed...it was the guild Erigore belonged to" Erza said. "So Eisenwald worked under the Oracion Seis?" Gray asked. "Creepy...hey guys? Do you think they'll take it out on us?" Lucy asked. "What you acting all scared for? Nobody gonna touch you!" You say. "Besides they only have 6 members in their guild" Wakaba said. "DON'T underestimate them! Those 6 wizards make up one of the most powerful guilds out there!" Mirajane said sternly. "You don't have to tell me twice!" You say raising an eyebrow at her serious demeanor.
Master then walked in. "Speaking of the Oracion Seis..." He began as you each turned back to him. "...Word has come down...we must destroy them!" Master said. You groan. "And this brings us to our newest arc for our newest season!" You say sarcastically. "WHAT?!" Everyone else asked surprised. There was then a moment of an unbearable silence which caused your ears to twitch. "...Welcome back Master!" Mirajane chimed. This caused everyone else to anime fall. You giggle at this and smile at Mirajane. "You are just too cute you know that?" You asked as you twirl her white locks. Mirajane ^^ smiled at you. "Hee hee! Thank you!"
She then turned back to the Master. "I hope you had a good time at the conference!" "Master what do you mean by that?" Erza asked. "Oracion Seis recent activity is the focus of much discussion. They pose an urgent threat that can no longer be ignored...they must be dealt with immediately. We will take them down before they harm any of our guilds we sworn to protect!" Master explained. "And we gotta do all the heavy lifting right?" Gray asked. "Can't complain Gray..." You shrug. "Were taking them on by ourselves?" Juvia asked. "This enemy is too powerful than anyone we faced before...fighting alone would be too dangerous! Which is why...Fairy Tail will join in with other magical guilds!" Master said. "It will be...Fairy Tail...Blue Pegasus...Lamia Scale...and Cait Shelter!"
"Cait Shelter? You ever heard of that?" You asked turning to Fuse. "I've heard of Lamia Scale and Blue Pegasus but never heard of Cat Shelter" Fuse said. "'Cait Shelter'" You corrected. "These guilds will select members to represent the allied force! Together we will work to bring down the enemy!" Master said. Natsu smiled. "We can handle it ourselves Gramps! Infact! I can even do it alone!" Erza then pushed him hard to the side. You sighed. "Thanks Erza..." "Don't be a fool! The Master is wise to make such a decision!" Erza said to him. "Hold on people! We're only talking about 6 people right?!" Lucy asked. "Is that not what Wakaba and Mira said? It wouldn't kill you to listen white girl!" You say.
As expected you, Natsu, Gray, Erza, Lucy, Happy and Fuse were selected to go on the mission through a carriage as Natsu suffered motion sickness you hugged him close to your breasts as usual. You wore a crossover purple bikini top with snake skin prints and red jewel gems on the straps along with matching pants/short shorts, a tiny red snake shaped anklet and black high heels along with your piercing of course. "I know I said this before but I have a really bad feeling about this mission..." Lucy said nervously. "Mmhm..." You say completely not caring. "AND WHY AM I HERE?! I'm not all that strong! I won't be able to help you guys anyway!" Lucy cried.
You rolled your eyes and glared at her. "Your right Lucy, why ARE you here?!" Everyone else turned to you. Lucy looked at you curiously. "Huh?" "Cause all you've been doing is talking and complaining, crying and complaining, day and night and it's giving me STRESS!" You say with a big smile. You saw Gray open his mouth. You put a finger out to stop him. "No no no! Don't say anything Gray! I forgot to take my stress pills this morning and this white girls about to make me blow UP!" Gray sighed. "Who's fault is that?" "AND a bitching redhead wouldn't allow me to go to CVS to pick up my Medical Prescription to relieve this stress Lucy giving me!" You spat as you bang on Natsu's head. "Ow..." He groaned.
You patted and rubbed his head as if to apologize. "ALSO! She wouldn't let me go to Bank of Magnolia to get money for Burger King!" You yelled. "Watch your mouth! There was no time to go to CVS, the bank, OR Burger King! And stop putting the blame on Lucy and stop complaining!" Erza said sternly. "You all wouldn't understand s*** of what an old lady has to go through! Y'all just don't seem to care about my health at all!" You cried. "Your right we don't..." Gray said sarcastically. You close your eyes and look up at the ceiling. "JESUS! I am going to go CRAZYYYYY!" You growl. "You go crazy 24/7 Kitsuna..." Gray said. "Why don't you respect your elders for once?" You asked. "Why don't you respect yourself first?" Erza asked. You shake your head and glare at Erza and Gray. You then stare at the ceiling and stare in disbelief. "I've never met such disrespectful children in all my LIFE!"
You then force a small smile on your face and turn to Fuse. "I think I am going to cry! Do something!" Fuse shrugged. "What do you want me to do?" You groan and wave him off as you brought the motion sick Natsu closer to your breasts. "Bleh..." He groaned. You turned to Lucy. "YOU!" Lucy looked at you confused. "Yeah you! Why don't you eat some cheese and stop bitching?" You asked. Lucy pouted. "I'm not!" "Lucy this is no picnic for me either! So quit pouting would you?" Gray asked. Lucy then pouted at that.
"We are here for ONE reason!" Erza began. You turn to her with an amused expression on your face at her serious tone. "Because Master put his faith in us so lets not disappoint him!" She said. "Ok, Lady..." You say with a smile. "Yeah I know...but Gajeel and Juvia are better fighters" Lucy said. "Master sent them on another mission!" Happy said as he nibbled on his fish. "It's too bad. If they were around it would make this arc a whole lot more interesting!" Fuse said. "Word, for real!" You say. Natsu slowly began to slide off your breasts. "I don't care...I just want...to get...there...BLEH..." He groaned. You glare at him. "You get back on here! You want me to get sick?" You asked as you reapply Natsu back onto your breasts making him groan again.
"It seems like we're always picked for this kind of stuff..." Lucy said. "You should consider it an honor! And today will be our first job operation involving the other allied guilds. It's important that we all focus our efforts and build a positive report" Erza said. You smiled. "Yeah! And Fuse and I as the OC's are gonna follow y'all around to make this story more interesting than it already was written than before!" You say. "I already told you to not break the fourth wall..." Erza said. You turn to her. "And you can keep telling me! Cuz I don't care no more!" You laugh. "Either your here to make things interesting or your here to make us all go crazy!" Gray said. "A little bit of both!" You say smiling. Gray sighed at that. "There it is!" You heard Happy say. "It's the rendezvous spot!" You each turned seeing a big pinkish castle like building. "Oh great! Were in Disney Land!" You say sarcastically causing Gray to sweatdrop.
You each then get off the carriage and open the doors of the building seeing statue's of Pegasus horses. "Great another creepy mansion..." Lucy sighed. "Funny how your mentioning that when the background music for that arc is playing in the background right now..." You say. Lucy looked at you confused. "Um...what?" "This is the second home of the Blue Pegasus Master Bob" Erza said. "Yes! They are here at last!" You each heard. "At last!" Two voices repeat. You raise an eyebrow. "The f***?!"
"HELLO!"
"Hello!"
"FAIRY!"
"Fairy!"
"TAIL!"
"Tailll!"
"WIZARDS!"
With that three silhouettes appear under a spotlight. Fuse sweatdropped. "Is this The Wiggles?!" You bursted out laughing at his comment and covered your mouth. "-PPFFT! Yo stop!" "We're so glad you came..." The boys say. Their last words echo a few more times.
COMMERCIAL EYE CATCH!
Semi chibi Happy appears coming out of a hole in front of a guild smiling. Plue, chibi Virgo and a excited semi chibi Fuse who is holding a 'P Mag' all pop out of holes causing Happy to freak out. They each disappear into their holes as a suspicious semi chibi Carla appears as Happy and Fuse jump into the sky on either sides of Carla with Happy blushing and Fuse having anime heart eyes...
Semi chibi Happy then pops out of a hole with a nervous look on his face at the same time semi chibi Fuse pops out of his hole putting a hand on Happy's his shoulder reassuring him as he grins. All of Lucy's Celestial spirits appear as chibi's in the corners of the screen with Plue raising up an iphone lazily to take a selfie of everybody...
BACK TO THE SHOW!
The silhouettes slowly began to clear and you saw blonde, brown and black hair. "We are..." One boy said. "The Blue Pegasus..." Another said. "...Elite Crew!" The last one finished. "The Tridents!" The three of them say. The spotlights then disappear revealing their faces. "Hundred Knights: Hibiki!" He said. "Holy Knight: Eve!" He said. "Steel Knight: Ren!" He said. The three of them then do a pose. "Are these Japanese Host Boys?" You asked. "No Kitsuna! It's the Blue Pegasus Tridents! That is so cool! Those guys are like the hottest wizards around now!" Lucy blushed. "Oh! Now I remember y'all! I follow all of you on Instagram! They got hella MAD likes!" You say to Lucy. "I know! I follow them too!" Lucy squealed.
"I've heard tales of your beauty...and they're true!" Hibiki said winking at Erza. Eve then kneeled down towards Erza. "It's a pleasure to meet you Titania!" He said. Ren then put his hand on Erza's shoulder. "Please...come with me!" Lucy looked dumbfounded as you chuckle. "They really trying to bag though!" You turned seeing Fuse taking notes on what they were doing. "At this rate if I do all this I'll get my own harem in no time! Heh heh heh!" He snickered. You and Happy sweatdropped at that. "Your sad..." Happy said. Fuse glared at him. "At least I have a girlfriend!"
The Pegasus boys then brought out a love seat and a table and sat Erza down. Hibiki brought her a cloth. "Would you like to freshen up?" "Or maybe something to eat?" Eve asked. "No..." Erza said. "Ah but there's cake! It's from Burger King too...want some?" Hibiki asked. "No thank you..." Erza said. You chuckled out loud at the sight. "How offers a woman Burger King?" "Apparently them! What's with these guys?" Lucy asked. Ren then held Lucy close to her by the waist. "Wow...your almost too cute!" He said. "I...I am?" Lucy asked nervously. "Lucky you white girl!" You laugh. "Take care of her! PLEASE she still free loading off my food!" You whispered to Ren. "I will...she's so scrumptious..." Ren said. "I HEARD THAT KITSUNA!" Lucy yelled.
Hibiki then walked up to you and scratched your right ear. "Such a beautiful creature..." He said. "Thanks...I am beautiful..." You say. Hibiki then escorted you to the love seat. "Come sit down..." He said. You sat down in the love seat and smiled. "Those ears make you look too adorable..." Ren said scratching your right ear. "I'm a Sage Fox!" You said. "OH WOW! A Kitsune!" Eve cried. "Such a gorgeous animal! Can...I please scratch your ear?" He asked. "Sure!" You said. Eve then scratched your right ear. "So soft...so beautiful..." "Fluffy like a little bunny...I could hold you all day..." Ren said putting his arms around you. "You can do whatever you want with me! Just follow me on Instagram!" You say. 'So I can get more followers too!' You mentally added.
"Of course! We'll do anything for you lovely Kitsune!" Eve said as the Blue Pegasus boys pulled out their iphones. "Could I get you anything?" Hibiki asks. "Some Burger King and a massage would be nice!" You say. Instantly a Burger King burger was brought to you. "I thought I'd bring you a veggie burger...I want you to keep that wonderful figure..." Ren flirted. "I'll be happy to massage your feet Ms. Kitsune!" Eve said as he massaged your foot. You smile. "Blue Pegasus boys sure know how to treat a lady!" "You are no lady Kitsuna..." Gray said. You glare at him. "Yes I AM! It should be you massaging my feet and feeding me Burger King food!" You say as you chomp on your Burger. "A true lady does not eat like an animal..." Gray said. "UH except I am an animal!" You say back. "Such an elegant creature...I'm stunned!" Eve said. "I wouldn't be surprised that you guys would be into an old lady like Kitsuna..." Fuse said. "HEY!" You yelled to him. The Blue Pegasus boys gasped.
Ren kneeled in front of you and took your hand. "I've always been into older woman...would you like me to take you out some time?" Ren asked. "No! I insist you pick me! I'll treat you right!" Eve said. You turned to him. "Well I fired my masseuse because she nearly snapped my back. Do y'all know how to massage cream onto my back? And maybe my feet to get rid of bunions?" You asked. Gray sweatdropped. "You sure are a lady alright..."
"Well! You ladies must be exhausted...feel free to spend the night!" Hibiki said. The three of them then kneeled down. "We don't mind!" They say in unison. "If you wanna sleep together you gotta make an appointment first. And just so y'all know...I don't sleep for free!" You explained. "Lovely! So it's settled then!" Hibiki said. Lucy and Erza then sweatdropped hard. "What are y'all getting scared for? It's just MEN!" You laughed. "Men...give these men some breathing room..." You heard. "That voice is silky smooth!" Lucy cried. "Yes Ichiya sir!" Ren said.
"It's been far to long Ms. Scarlet..." The voice said. "Yes it has...I never expected to see you here!" Erza said nervously. You grin at her shakiness. You each then saw Ichiya with a silky smooth face and a white suit. "How I missed you my sweet honey...but don't cry I'm here...ooh..." Ichiya cooed. "MY SWEET HONEY?!" Lucy and Happy cried. "Ok I am NOT taking notes from that guy!" Fuse said. You bursted out laughing at Erza's freaked out reaction. Ichiya then slid down the stairs and did a little sing song with the Blue Pegasus Boys.
"A surprise..."
"A SURPRISE!"
"A reunion..."
"A REUNION!"
"Oh yes...oh yes! OH YES!"
"We didn't know she was your girlfriend Mr. Ichiya! Please forgive our rudeness!" The boys said. "We forgive you! Now Erza...go get your man!" You laughed. "IT'S NOT TRUE!" Erza shouted. "YOU IDIOTS! WE HAVE WORK TO DO!" Ichiya shouted at the boys. "Right boss!" The boys said. They then cleaned away the love seat and table. "Destiny has brought us together...Ms. Erza...Ms. Lucy...Ms. Kitsuna...you two not so much!" Ichiya said pointing at Gray and Natsu shocking them. Ichiya then skipped over to Lucy. "Sniff sniff...sniff sniff...SWEET PAFUME!" He sang. "He's creeping me out!" Lucy cried. "Yeah me too..." Erza said calmly.
Ichiya then eyed your ears. "Must...scratch!" He said skipping over to you. You sweatdrop and hide behind Lucy. "Oh no that's ok! You already respected me...REALLY!" You say nervously. "Help me white girl..." You shiver. "HELP ME!" Lucy cried hugging you. "Listen up you Blue Pegasus Playboy Wannabes!" Gray began. "Damn Gray!" You say in amusement. "You'd be wise to keep your hands off these ladies. We clear?!" Gray asked sternly. "Crystal clear..." Ichiya said. "Aww Gray you so sweet! I didn't think you cared s*** about me!" You laughed. "Stop talking to me like I'm some child..." Gray said. "You are a child...to me anyway!" You laughed.
"Take your leave!" Ichiya said. "Goodbye!" The Blue Pegasus boys said. "We're here on a mission! Can you pretty boys even fight?!" Gray asked. "You wanna find out?" Ren sneered. "Yeah we're real tough pal!" Eve said. "FIGHT?! WELL COUNT ME IN!" Natsu cheered. "Everyone needs to calm down!" Erza said. "My sweet honey..." Ichiya said smoothly causing Erza to freak out. Ichiya then began to sniff her body. "STAY BACK!" Erza shouted as she punched Ichiya away sending him flying. "Mennnnnn-" he was then stopped by a freezing mold that covered his head.
"You dare greet us with this flying baffoon?!" A familiar voice asked. "Lamia Scale deserves more respect...we insist on it!" You each then saw Lyon in a different coat outfit. He stared at Gray. "There's my favorite silver haired Vegeta! You planning on visiting the Magical House anytime soon?" You asked smiling. "No..." Lyon said keeping his eyes on Gray. "Aren't you hot in that coat?! It's like 80 degrees!" You say. "Shut it woman..." Lyon said. "BITCH!" You spat. "Yo Gray go kill him for me!" You say turning to him. Gray widen his eyes seeing Lyon. "IT'S YOU!" "It's YOU..." Lyon said. You shake your head and turned to the Fanfiction Viewing Audience. "Why is everybody so damn SLOW in this show?!"
You then turn back to the others. "Ok so y'all see each other after 21 chapters. Go hug and kiss now and have a reunion!" You say. "Will you shut up?" Gray sighed. "Hey! So you went and joined a guild after all!" Natsu said happily. Lyon coldly threw Ichiya to the side. "What's your problem?!" Gray yelled. "He was the one who attacked ME Gray!" Lyon said. The Blue Pegasus Boys scowled at Lyon for hitting their boss. "Watch it! That's our leader your messing with pal!" Ren said. "How dare you?!" Eve cried. "You and your men should just turn around and go home!" Hibiki said sternly. "Damn! Everybody about to fight!" You laughed. "I'll get it for Instagram just in case!" Fuse said pulling out an iphone.
"I guess women can stay and fight..." A female voice sneered. You gasped. "No...!" The carpet then began to spring up. "Marrionette Attack...Carpet Doll!" The carpet then slowly began to rise up from under you and Lucy. Your ears twitched. You use your instincts to pick Lucy up bridal style and jump out of the way before the carpet doll can hit you. "EEK!" Lucy cried. You then landed on the title floor next to Erza and set Lucy on her feet. "Thanks Kitsuna!" Lucy said. "Oh what a shame I missed!" The female voice laughed. The carpet then cleared revealing Sherry with a new hairstyle and a pink dress.
"Sherry?!" Lucy cried. "I was hoping your Fairies haven't forgot who I am...but please try to forget who I was ok?" Sherry asked. "Still crazy..." Lucy said. "CHERRY! YOUR BACK!" You say happily. "Your FINALLY getting a day off from Dairy Queen! Work must be really be paying off for you! Good job Cherry!" You say clapping. Sherry glared at you and gritted her teeth. "SHERRY!" Sherry then sighed to keep her cool. "I have been born anew...by the power of-" "-Shut the f*** up! Nobody gives a damn! Just because yous in this arc doesn't mean it's about you SO SIT YOUR LITTLE ASS DOWN!" You interrupted. Everyone slowly turned to you anime whiting at your words. Lyon and Sherry's eyes twitched in irritation while the Blue Pegasus boys who had their eyes widen blinked in surprise.
Sherry then growled in anger. "I must breath more of your pafume! Ichiya sang as he skipped towards a freaked out Erza. "STAY BACK!" Erza shouted pulling out a staff. "LET'S GO LYON!" Gray said. "My pleasure..." Lyon said. "I'M READY TO PARTY!" Natsu cheered. The Blue Pegasus boys then gave Lyon dark looks. Sherry smiled at you and Lucy. "I could never love you two..." "Well the feelings mutual!" Lucy scowled. You put a hand on her shoulder. "Relax Lucy...Cherry still mad I f***** her man and embarrassed her on Instagram!" You said. Lucy sweatdropped at that. Sherry then lost her cool. "MY NAMES SHERRY YOU IDIOT! And my true love Lyon didn't mean to sleep with you...he loves ME..." Sherry cooed.
You narrowed your eyes at her. "Do you hear yourself?! And why you wearing that dress?! You not a Victoria's Secret Model! You know what? I bed you skipping work! Go back to Dairy Queen flat ass!" You say. "YOU TALK SO MUCH! MY NAME IS SHERRY, I DON'T WORK AT DAIRY QUEEN, I AM NOT FLAT AND LYON LOVES ME NOT YOU!" Sherry shouted. "OH! You think yous the s*** CHERRY?!" You asked. You then turn to Lucy. "This white girl needs to be taught a lesson!" "AND I AM NOT WHITE!" Sherry screamed. "Lucy get this for Instagram! Me and Sherry we about to fight!" You say shoving your iphone in Lucy's hand as you get in a fighting stance.
The sound of a slamming staff was heard. "ENOUGH! We're here to work as a group to fight the Oracion Seis! This isn't the time to fight among ourselves!" The man said walking in. "Yes Jura..." Lyon said. "That's Jura?" Erza asked. "Hold up? Isn't he on the 10 Wizard Saints and s***?" You asked her. "Indeed..." Erza said. "So 5 from Fairy Tail and 4 from Blue Pegasus? Lamia Scale only needed to send 3!" Sherry sneered. Your hair strand then slapped Sherry's cheek. "OUCH!" She cried. She then growled angrily at you. "Oh I'm sorry...I guess my hair simply doesn't like you...it acts on it's own when others bitch at me!" You said. "I KNOW YOU CAN CONTROL THAT THING!" She growled.
"The members from Cait Shelter have yet to arrive" Jura said. "They are only sending 1 member..." Ichiya said. "Only 1?" Erza asked. You raise an eyebrow. "You bugging!" "Yeah he is! It's insane! We're supposed to be up against a power group here!" Gray yelled. Your ears twitched hearing approaching footsteps. "Hm?" You asked turning around. "-UUUUGHHHH!" You each heard. The scream then echoed at least 3 more times. You saw that a little girl had fallen flat onto her face. She slowly got up hang her head. "Oww..." She whimpered. She then dusted herself off. You turned to Fuse letting out a silent chuckle in amusement at her clumsiness. "Stop it..." He said grinning as he was on the verge of laughter.
Your silent laughter soon disappeared when you saw the little girls face. She had long dark blue hair, brown eyes and a cute little face. "Hi...I uh...I'm sorry I got here so late...I've come from the Cait Shelter Guild...my names Wendy! It's nice to meet all of you!" She said. Gray gasped. "SHE'S A KID?!" Lucy asked shocked. "A little girl?" Lyon asked. "Wendy huh...?" Natsu asked as the Ending Music played. You studied the little girls face. Dark blue hair, brown eyes and a cute face...her innocent nature put you in awe as you blushed. Your eyes water up. "Your face...Is it really you...?" You whispered.
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