-In which, Sakura tells her boys some Japanese superstition that has both Sasuke and Naruto flustered
Yippie! A new chapter! Enjoy!
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❤❀~Japanese Superstitions~❀❤
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"Hey, Sasuke-kun, Naruto, have you guys ever heard of the superstition that says, if you play with fire, you'll wet your bed?"
"Teme, does this mean you wet your bed often?"
BAM!
"What did I say?"
"Hn, Dobe."
"Oh! You didn't deny it! Teme wets his bed~! Teme wets his bed~! Teme—"
BAM!
"Ow! Teme, that hurts..."
"Hn, serves you right..."
"Actually, Naruto, this superstition applies to you too."
"What, Sakura-chan? Why me too?"
"Because Sasuke uses fire jutsu and you fight him a lot so..."
"What? Sakura-chan, I don't wet my bed! If anyone does that, it's the Teme!"
"Hn, speak for yourself, Dobe!"
"Teme, why I oughta—"
"Also, Naruto, did you know, if you sleep right after you eat, you'll turn into a cow, pig, or elephant?"
"WHAT? BUT I HAVEN'T—"
"Hn, about time his true self is shown."
"TEME, SHUT UP!"
"Also, if you cut your nails at night, you won't be with your parents when they die."
". . . Crap. No wonder..."
"Haha! You should start listening to these superstitions more, Teme!"
"And also, a cold mid-section will cause diarrhea."
"Crap! I gotta warm my mid-section."
"Hn, now who has to listen to superstitions, Dobe?"
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Yeah... Again, there's nothing much to say...
Ooh, and if you have time, read my Dragon Ball Z drabble fanfic too!
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