Disclaimer: I do not own The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya or any of its characters. I also do not own any of the materials referenced in this story either. This was made for entertainment purposes only and not for profit. So there you go.

A/N: Here's part two. It's kind of short. For those of you who don't know anything about Fawful or Midbus, Just know this: they are both insane. Especially Fawful. Oh, well, I'm getting Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story this week! Hooray!

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Part Two: The Fury of Haruhi Suzumiya:

As it turns out, Fawful had set his gun to stun and had actually been aiming at Haruhi's right ear. It was supposed to be a warning shot, but still Haruhi rubbed her earlobe in pain. Kyon still argued with the fact that if the pencil-thin, blue beam had struck her in the eye or something, she would dead. Fawful ignored him.

"I am apologizing muchly for the shooting of your bodily limbs. Sometimes I have the fury, but sometimes the fury has me," the pea-green midget said sadly as if he was a five-year old caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He seemed much more pleasant when he wasn't flying into a psychotic rage. Maybe it was the fact that Yuki kicked Midbus into Fawful while Haruhi was distracted, is what got him to calm down. Midbus stood nearby, looking like a gargoyle bodyguard on patrol. His apology had been a simple, "Sorry,". Not much of a conversationalist.

"So why are you here in Japan?" asked Haruhi. "Are you attempting world domination?"

Fawful and Midbus exchanged confused glances with each other. "Take over Japan? No. Fawful does not want Japan. Oh, no. Just Mushroom Kingdom."

"Mushroom... Kingdom?" asked a befuddled Itsuki.

"Are your ears not working today, boy of fabulousness? Yes, Mushroom Kingdom. Fawful just said that," snapped the supervillain, earning a glare from the esper and a chuckle from Kyon.

"Why are you here?" Yuki asked bluntly.

Fawful gave them all a grin that would scare a pedophile, and swooshed his cape."Is it not obvious? Fawful will soon be conquering the castle of the Koopa King. Then next will be the brainwashing of his minions, which will be swift and clean, like a car-wash of evil! Then Fawful will take the castle of Princess Peach! And soon the princess will play a crucial role that will serve as the scoop of vanilla ice-cream that will decorate my slice of cherry pie! THE PIE SLICE OF VICTORY!!! EYA HA HA HA HA HA !!!"

Fawful threw back his head proceeded to cackle menacingly. It sounded like an alien sea-gull screaming into a storm-drain. Beside the megalomaniac, Midbus let out a wheezing laugh that sounded like he had indigestion. Mikuru scooted next to Kyon for some reason.

"But WHY are you here?" Haruhi asked once again. The two stopped laughing. Mikuru seemed visibly relieved. Fawful jabbed a gloved finger at the boxes behind him. His grin got impossibly larger. Then he said one word:

"Merchandising!"

Awkward silence.

"Merchandising?" Kyon said after a tumbleweed rolled by.

"Yes! Merchandising! Fawful has the power! Fawful has the handsomeness! But... Fawful does not have the money! So Fawful came to Japan with Midbus on his teleporter of teleporting! Once here, we learned about what products to make and what the people are wanting with their wants. I did this by studifying the thing you call 'Annie-May'. Its popularity left my flabber quite gasted! Using the same gimmicks, Fawful's popularity will spread its wings and soar into the sunset like an eagle of soaring! Midbus! Show them our products!" Fawful shouted.

"Yes, Lord Fawful," droned Midbus as he shuffled over to the boxes. He grabbed two and brought them before the SOS Brigade. Haruhi lifted the flaps and peered inside. She then reached in pulled out what looked liked trading cards.

"Fawful trading cards?" stated a perplexed Haruhi. They were indeed trading cards. Each them bore a caption on them with Fawful posing, like "Fawful Gives a Hive-five to Your Face!", "Fawful Sends a Thumbs-up For Your Repeated Excellence!", and "Fawful Poses For Trading Card Photograph!".

"Trade in ten cards to see if you can obtain the ULTRA-SUPER-PREMIUM CARD!" Midbus yelled suddenly.

Going through the boxes, Kyon pulled out an action figure that resembled the green freak right down to the swirls in the glasses. Mikuru looked at a box labeled "Fawful Fudge-Cookies: Low-fat!". Yuki observed a key-chain shaped like his head. A button on the side played his trademark laugh. Itsuki stared at some Fawful-brand beverages and sausages. And further in the box was even more stuff: Fawful coloring books, Fawful pencil cases, Fawful Frisbees, Fawful-style Monopoly (Faw-opoly), a Fawful and Midbus manga, and even a DVD movie called "Fawful's Fury: The Search for Mustard".

"Well..." asked the evil genius, eager to hear their opinions. Haruhi, Kyon, Mikuru, Yuki, and Itsuki looked at one another before deciding their responses.

"...Uh... Great stuff!"

"Yeah! I bet they'll all fly off the shelves!"

"Your face looked really good on the stuff!

"I'm sure children of all ages will enjoy these products."

"I'm sure people will become your fans in less than a day!"

Satisfied, Fawful snatched the items back and stuffed them back into the boxes. "Good! Thankies for the inputs! Now come, Midbus! We go home! The Mushroom Kingdom is mine! EYA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" And with that, Fawful withdrew something from his cloak that looked a remote control. He pressed a yellow button on it, and a large, green and yellow, top-shaped platform floated out from behind the trees. Fawful gracefully leaped onto it, followed by Midbus, who had several boxes in his arms. The tusked beast gave them all a half-hearted wave.

"Goodbye, Brigade of SOS! Perhaps Fawful will show you around his kingdom one day! But for now... I HAVE FAREWELL!!!"

Then the platform spun incredibly fast, and in flash of blue light, they were gone. Haruhi and her Brigade stood there for a few minutes, trying to figure out what to say.

"An interesting person," Yuki said after a bit. They all started to leave.

"Do you think we'll ever see him again, Kyon?" asked Haruhi.

"I don't know. Maybe he'll be successful or maybe he'll be defeated and come here to hide out," answered Kyon.

"I hope he comes back. Other than the whole trying to kill us thing, he was kinda cute! In a creepy way..."

Suddenly, Haruhi tripped over something. As Itsuki helped her up, he noticed what she'd tripped over something plastic and picked it up.

"Look at this, everyone," called Itsuki. "He must have dropped it earlier and forgot to pick it up."

The five friends gathered around to see what Itsuki held. It was...

"An... image song?" said Kyon.

Haruhi grabbed the case and scanned it. Then her eyes bugged out.

"Hare Hare Yukai......... the Fawful Version?!?!"

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A/N: Oh lord, imagine it... FAWFULISM.

I wonder how that song would sound? I'd listen to it. And in case you guys were wondering, most of the objects that Fawful was hawking in the story are actually in ML:BIS. Weird, huh?

Review Haruhi-worshippers! Your yellow ribbon-wearing goddess demands it!