Journey of the Devil

Chapter 35

"And Lucifer will you date my mommy, it would be so cool if my mommy dated a superhero, and your satan, that's totally awesome, and you look so much younger Lucifer, how did that happen, and how fast can you fly, and Lucifer what's hell like, and Lucifer why do your eyes flash red sometimes, that's so cool". Lucifer felt his head spinning.

Lucifer stared down at the little wide eyed girl who was staring up at him, he blinked a few times, not knowing even where to start "Why don't you give Lucifer some space munchkin" Dan said wearily, worried that Trixie was being too rambunctious with her questions and her excitement.

"But daddy" Trixie said turning to face her dad who was still standing by Ella "I want to finish my interview with Lucifer and he said that I could" Trixie said pouting towards her father.

"You're only ten years old sweetheart, don't you think you're a bit too young to have an actual interview with satan himself" Ella cautiously said, not knowing where things were going.

"I think they're right" Amenadiel said giving a small smile towards the little girl "you're still very young, and you're not ready for some of the answers that Lucifer may give you young one" Amenadiel was giving Trixie his most compassionate look hoping the little girl would understand and take heed of his words.

Trixie who at this point was still hugging Lucifer pouted even more as she looked at Amenadiel "Lucifer brought me back to life and I miss him and want to interview him so I can make him friends with all of us again, don't you want that?" Trixie asked as she frowned at Amenadiel who was standing by two silent and worried women, Linda and Maze.

"Maybe now isn't the right time to be asking Lucifer a lot of questions small human" Maze said concerned about the events that had happened through the evening, Lucifer being Chloe's partner for two weeks, then all of them being asked to be Lucifer's team for two weeks after that helping him with his 'champion of earth' position, where was any of his leading, Maze was concerned, things were getting intense.

"Maybe now is the perfect time Maze" Trixie responded defensively "Lucifer is a part of our family even if he thinks that he isn't, and I want things to go back to the way they were before" Trixie defensively and passionately said

"It isn't that easy Trixie" Linda said as the therapist in her came out "things just don't go back to the way they were because we want them to honey" Linda said as sweetly as possible, hoping to make the little girl understand.

Trixie had a few small tears running down her cheeks "But...but Lucifer brought me back to life" Trixie said looking at Linda, and feeling her heart breaking slowly. Chloe was about to say something but Lucifer beat her to it.

"I got into a really big fight with my dad Beatrice, a fist fight actually, a very brutal intense fist fight, that's why I was kicked out of heaven" Lucifer said calmly as he looked down at the little girl with a small grin of admiration just for the spawn, his words surprising everyone as they all stared at him.

"Lucifer, she's ten" Linda said staring at the man, wondering if he had lost his mind, of course this was Lucifer so...probably.

"Yet taking my true identity far better than you did at first" Lucifer responded grinning at the doctor.

Chloe now felt the need to speak up and she did, very professionally and calmly "Lucifer maybe everyone else is right" Trixie started pounting even more when Chloe said those words and Chloe looked at her sympathetically "i'm sorry monkey, but you went insane not too long ago, you were shaking and you had lost your mind because of all of this stuff, and I don't want to see that happen again monkey" Chloe said voice laced with the concern and worry she felt as a mother wondering how much of this stuff her child should be exposed to.

"But Lucifer made me normal again and I really miss Lucifer mommy" Trixie said hugging Lucifer with all the force she had not wanting to let the man go "and Lucifer is really awesome mommy, he's a superhero and satan and the first archangel, and he brought me back to life and kept Azrael from taking me away"

"Don't forget 'champion of earth' and the lightbringer spawn" Lucifer said casually nodding his head at the little girl while also giving everyone else in the room an infuriatingly arrogant grin.

"Not helping Lucifer, that's not helping" Linda said as she glared at Lucifer knowing full well what he was doing.

"but Lucifer is the 'champion of earth' Linda and that's totally awesome don't you think" Trixie then looked up at Lucifer curiously "what does being the lightbringer mean Lucifer?"

"Means I created all the stars in the sky and that I am the master of the lightbringer flame child" Lucifer casually responded as if this knowledge meant absolutely nothing.

"Mommy, daddy did you both hear that, Lucifer created all the stars in the sky, that is totally awesome" Trixie said excitedly as she looked at her mom and dad back and forth with the jovial excitement she felt.

"yes monkey it is awesome, now please calm down and stop hugging Lucifer, alright we adults really need to have a talk with him please, ok monkey" Chloe said pleadingly, trying to regain some control over all of this new chaos and trying to get things back to normal, she was in love with satan, who had completely pushed her and all the rest of them away completely because he felt all of them except Trixie had abandoned him, everyone of them except for Trixie who seemed to be the only one of them that Lucifer liked anymore, Chloe was losing her mind she needed to start making things right again, Chloe knew now that there was so much more to all of Lucifer's anger than just feeling that they all abandoned him, it went so much deeper than that but she nor any of them could begin to fix it and make it better because Lucifer woudn't let them, his walls were up as high as ever.

"Let's have that interview child, hmmmm just like you wanted, besides I did tell you that we could afterall" Lucifer said kindly at the little girl.

"Lucifer she's my daughter... I don't believe that is a good idea, now I know you're angry" Chloe said as she gently squeezed Lucifer's arm trying to be understanding, trying to slowly break those walls of his, trying to get him to understand her perspective "but please respect the fact that I am her mother, and I don't want her exposed to all of this more than she has to be" Chloe said as her blue eyes stared up at the brown eyes of Lucifer Morningstar.

Lucifer regarded her for a second or two then he looked at her hand which was squeezing his arm "first and foremost don't you dare ever lay your hands on me again detective, do you got that, and secondly, fine I won't have an interview with your daughter, you're her mother, and Daniel boy over here is her father and if neither of you feel comfortable with it and it certainly seems like everyone else in the room is uncomfortable with it then I won't do it, simple as that, is that good for you" Lucifer replied his intense eyes meeting those of Chloe's as he took a step back away from Chloe, who had teary eyes starting to form.

"But Lucifer I wanted to interview you so you would come back here and be our friend again like before" Trixie solemnly said as she looked up at the tall man.

"Kid the only one I was ever actually friends with in all of that time here was you, everyone else" Lucifer said using his hands to gesture to everyone else in the room "all of that garbage was a complete lie, so no child I won't be coming back here and things will not go back to the way they were before!" Lucifer said quite emphatically.

"You can't be like this forever Lucifer" Chloe said as a few tears ran down her cheek "you can't go around hating all of us like this, it isn't right and some part of you deep down knows it, you're just too stubborn, or too prideful or whatever to realize it" Chloe said growing more angry as her eyes glared right at Lucifer.

Lucifer smirked and looked down at Trixie who was still staring up at him "have all of them been this screwed up lately spawn, none of them really look that well to me" Lucifer said half smirking at this point, Ella was still half in shock clutching her cross, Daniel was shaking in fear standing by Ella, Maze and Linda's lips were quivering as they were staring at Lucifer and he could tell that they were both quite nervous, and even his dumb ass brother Amenadiel was looking at him far more nervous than usual, and here Chloe was looking like she hadn't slept much, looking like she had barely ate or anything, and of course Marcus passed out on the floor looking like a fool, Lucifer wanted to just roll his eyes at all of them, what the hell had happened since he left.

"Yeah Lucifer it's like I have been trying to tell you, nothing has been right since you left, actually nothing has felt right since long before you left, and I really miss the way things were, and I think everyone else misses you to, but I think they're scared of you because of how awesome you are" Trixie said gazing up at her favorite devil, the girl was in hero worship mode at this point, she was just entralled by the man.

"Alright kid, i'll help ease the tension for you alright" Lucifer said smiling down at the little girl "but only for you spawn" Lucifer said shaking his head realizing that this really was only for the spawns benefit.

Lucifer then went and stood directly in front of Dan and he smiled, Lucifer then 'lightly' punched Dan in the arm "How you doing old buddy of mine, you doing well, everything alright?" Lucifer said with that smug grin of his as he looked at Daniel who was at a loss for words as his lips quivered and he blinked a lot looking like an idiot "I said are you doing well, this is part where you give me an answer" Lucifer said wanting to roll his eyes.

"I'm...i'm ok Lucifer...umm... please don't hurt any of us... or anything please" Dan said stuttering barely able to get the words out of his mouth.

Lucifer smiled and shook his head, he then put Daniel in a headlock and used the knuckles of his free hand to rub the top of Daniel's head, teasing the man "don't be silly douche, I would never actually hurt any of you, you're all perfectly safe from me I promise, alright douche" Lucifer said as he released the headlock releasing Daniel who took a few steps back and felt himself go silent in near shock "and how cool is it to get a nuggie from a god like me douche, that was pretty awesome right" Lucifer said as he nodded his head up and down.

Lucifer then took a step and stood directly in front of Ella, who was clutching her cross tight, still nervous about standing in the same room with satan, especially after everything that had happened.

"Breathe in and breathe out Ms. Lopez, everything is fine, i'm not here to hurt you or take your soul or anything like that alright sweetheart" Lucifer said actually trying to be soothing and sweet, he was only doing it for Beatrice but he was still doing it "I know for humans like yourself standing in my presence, knowing who I really am is a big deal and can be a bit overwhelming, but I need you to breathe in and breathe out because you look like you're going to hyperventilate and the guy that died on the cross you're holding wouldn't actually want that to happen to you, and frankly as much as I hate being here I wouldn't want that to happen either alright darling Lucifer said trying to actually be supportive. Lucifer then pulled Ella into a hug, who returned the hug.

Ella felt herself crying into Lucifer's shoulder "I missed you Lucifer, the precinct hasn't been any fun without you, it's been kinda dull actually" Ella said as Lucifer hugged her close "I'm so sorry I wasn't a better friend to you before when you were still here with us, I'm sorry you felt abandoned, I never meant for that to happen" Ella said as her tears poured out onto Lucifer's very expensive suit, which was starting to slightly annoy Lucifer.

"ummm one second Ms. Lopez" Lucifer said as he released her from the hug, his suit then flashed yellow with holy light and was replaced by his 'champion of earth' and 'the devil' suit, Lucifer grinned at Ella "this is actually my superhero costume that Yeshua gave me, you know him as Jesus, it's highly comfortable and it's water proof" Lucifer said as he then hugged Ella again "and stop with the waterworks darling, I don't want you to cry or feel any guilt any longer alright Ms. Lopez" Lucifer said as his hand flashed white and he rubbed Ella's back, blessing her and taking away her sorrow and her guilt.

Ella then felt a euphoric feeling come over her as well as bit of exhaustion like her body wanted to get some good sleep, she then looked up at Lucifer with her bubbly smile "What did you do Lucifer? I feel so much better".

"I blessed you darling, all that sadness and sorrow just gets annoying, now go to sleep Ms. Lopez" Lucifer casually replied.

Ella felt herself become very drowsy as she looked up at Lucifer with a goofy smile "You look ... a lot younger... and you're very sexy... I love the superhero thing" Ella then passed out, Lucifer picked her up and placed her on the couch so she could sleep.

Lucifer smiled down at the lab tech "get some sleep Ms. Lopez... and thank you for the compliment sweetheart".

Lucifer then looked at Beatrice whose smile was beaming at him now "Is that good for you spawn, are you satisfied darling?" Lucifer said hoping he could be done with this now.

"You have to be nice to Amenadiel, Maze, Linda, and my mommy to Lucifer" Trixie said smiling up at the man with her toothy infectious smile, Lucifer knew at that moment why he hated children.

"Fine...spawn i'll be nice to them to" Lucifer said begrudgingly.

Lucifer then walked and stood in front of Amenadiel "Hello brother" Lucifer said casually as he put his hands in his pockets.

"Hello Lucifer, how are you" Amenadiel said glaring at Lucifer, both brothers glaring at each other.

"strange isn't it, staring at this particular face, these particular eyes, isn't it bro" Lucifer said half smirking at his brother "afterall the last time you saw this form, was before my fall, if I remember correctly the last time you saw this face was when Michael, Gabriel, and yourself bea"

"Not now Lucifer!" Amenadiel said cutting him off not wanting Trixie or the others to hear what Lucifer was just about to finish saying.

"well just like you think our father's test to you was to be there for me after I was dumped out in the desert, because you can't be a decent brother without our dad actually telling you to, the spawn's request of me is to be nice to you and so I will fulfill that request of the spawn so here goes... Get over it" Lucifer said glaring at his older brother, he then went to take a step toward Linda but was stopped when Amenadiel grabbed him by the arm.

"What does that mean Lucifer, hmmm 'get over it' would you like to explain that to me Lucifer?" Amenadiel angrily replied.

"Sure no problem Amenadiel i'll explain it, i'll even talk really slow so you can understand me so here goes, Get over it means, let go of all that envy and jealousy you have towards me, this whole rivalry that at this point is billions and billions of years old is quite frankly old...all those titles I have that you hate me for deep down, are just titles, especially the one that means the most to you...'favorite son' it just a meaningless title, nothing more" Lucifer said glaring at his brother who looked furious.

"Maybe to you it's meaningless, but i'm the oldest, I should have been the favorite son and I should have been the one to have all the glory, instead it's all for you and Yeshua, even Michael and Gabriel are known more than I am, and i'm the oldest, tell me how that's fair Lucifer" Amenadiel angrily replied, as glared daggers at his brother.

"here's what I want you to do starting tomorrow, and listen up, take notes if you need to, when you wake up tomorrow, I want you to go to a homeless shelter, and I want you to volunteer and help those homeless people, and then maybe the next day I want you to go to a youth guidance place and help to counsel and guide those troubled youths, and here's the important part, don't do it because father or myself wants you to, do it because it's the right thing to do and you actually want to, do it because you want to help people, you could actually be a positive influence on many people if you wanted to alright bro beans" Lucifer said smiling cockily and then moving on to stand in front of Linda because he was done talking to Amenadiel.

Lucifer then stood in front of Linda and gave her a very small sincere smile "Thank you doctor Martin for being the therapist for the prince of darkness, you truly did the best you could and I thank you for that, and while I think you kind of lied to me in one of those sessions, I am truly grateful for the effort you put into me, you did help me more than you know" Lucifer said looking at Linda with a calm seriousness all about him.

"What do you mean by that Lucifer? I never lied to you during our sessions" Linda said concerned about what she was hearing, she then gently put her hand on his chest and with compassion in your voice said "you have to let go of all that inner pain Lucifer, it's eating you alive, I can tell, please just talk to us alright".

"I am talking to all of you right now, or can't you tell" Lucifer replied with an annoyed look on his face "and yes you did lie to me, you told me that it was alright to open myself up to someone, that vulnerability could be a good thing, well doc I can tell you now without a shadow of a doubt that statement is complete crap...Oh and I hope you're enjoying the millions I left to you before my departure cause you really did deserve it" Lucifer said with an intensity in his voice and let Linda know the true depths of sincerity that he felt with that statement.

"You may be talking to us all now but we both know the only reason you're doing it is because Trixie wants you to, you'll leave here with all that hate for us still in your heart, and I think you know that Yeshua knows that and that's why he asked for the favors he did, he knows you have to face that hate or else it will eat you alive, and you know that Yeshua is right, it's why you're so angry right now" Linda said staring right into Lucifers eyes making sure he heard every word she said, as his friend and yes she considered herself to be his friend even if he never thought she was, she needed him to listen to her.

"Yeshua is full of crap, just like he always was Linda, for weeks now i've been flying around the world stopping bad guys, healing people, blessing people, i've actually taken this whole 'champion of earth' job very seriously, I have no idea why everyone thinks something is wrong with me for, hell you sound like my own damn team right now" Lucifer replied rolling his eyes exasperated by hearing the same thing over and over.

"Lucifer I was your therapist for over two years, I know you, you're doing all of this from mostly a place of wanting to do good, but there is a small part of you maybe ten percent of you that deep down, deep down is doing this cause you're so angry and pissed off at everything, and you want to lash out and you're screwing with humanity and the entire world because of all the hate in your heart, you knew that when you became a superhero that every news network all across the world would talk about you constantly, you knew they'd all talk about 'the devil' constantly, tell me i'm wrong Lucifer" Linda said glaring at the man, but with compassion in her eyes, Linda could tell he was on edge and that his emotions were driving his actions as of late, he was trying to fight the pain in his heart anyway that he could.

"Wow so no 'hey Lucifer you look even more gorgeous now' or 'damn Lucifer you're looking handsome' you go straight to what i've been hearing from Yeshua and Azrael and Frank and hell even Angela is saying things like that, hell my whole team is, but you know what you're all wrong...dead wrong actually, I go from being one of the most powerful and influencial men in L.A to now making myself one of the most powerful and influencial men in the world, and alright so i'm a superhero, how does that mean that hate is controlling my heart" Lucifer rolled his eyes and grinned at Linda "you're not making any sense doctor, none at all" Lucifer said as he crossed his arms over his chest.

Linda stared at the man for a few moments, his rage and his anger really was blinding him to the truth and Linda decided then and there she needed to make her point "Lucifer everyone knows you're handsome and gorgeous and all of that but you need to see something for yourself" Linda then grabbed the remote and turned the T.V back on and she flipped it to C.N.N. "Do you see that Lucifer?"

Lucifer eyed her annoyingly "Yes I see that Linda C.N.N is talking about 'the devil's' influence on law enforcement around the country and how they're not having to work as hard because crime rates are dropping... so i'm a badass what's your point doctor" Lucifer said smirking and then looking at Beatrice and moving his finger in a circle around his temple and pointing at Linda making it look like she was crazy.

"Still can't see it Lucifer, well let's keep going shall we" Linda said as she switched the channel over to MSNBC "how about that Lucifer, can you see that?" Linda asked very seriously.

"Yes they're talking about a woman that was healed from her breast cancer in the hospital, and they're saying it was 'the devil'... which it was by the way" Lucifer said grinning and winking towards everyone in the room, who all were just staring back at Lucifer, all looks of utter disbelief mixed with a bit of fear and actually a bit of admiration "her name was in the book Azrael gave me when I became a champion, so I healed her, Once again what's your point Linda?"

"Lucifer not only did you heal her cancer, but apparently you also paid off all of her medical bills... and her mortgage in full, can you not see what you're doing Lucifer?" Linda asked looking into the man's eyes and begging him to see what she was trying to explain.

"Like I said her name was in the book that Azrael gave me, you all seemed to have some dialogue with Azrael so i'm hoping you know what i'm talking about" Linda nodded her head and Lucifer continued "well anyway the book said that she had breast cancer really bad and Angela worked her computer magic and researched the woman for me, apparently all the medical bills had eaten through her family's personal finances and they were on hard troubled times, so me being the champion I am, I healed her cancer, paid her medical bills and took care of the mortgage in full, and now the family is back on their feet, so what's the problem Linda?" Lucifer asked feeling the annoyance creeping up inside of him. "How does any of this mean that I have hatred in my heart?".

Linda then replied "Because Lucifer, you have a massive chip on your shoulder because of everything that happened here, you have something to prove, you're lost, and all that hate and anger is driving your actions and you know it, you know it deep down but that fiery rage is blinding you to all of it, because your heart was broken and crushed and your trying to make that pain go away anyway you can Lucifer, and yes we did have a talk with your sister Azrael and she told us about all of it, but even more importantly she told Chloe about everything Lucifer" Linda said trying to be stern but also soothing, Lucifer was crushed hard by what happened before.

Lucifer turned and looked at Chloe "Is that true detective? What did my sister tell you exactly?" Lucifer asked looking at the detective with the most serious and stern face that Chloe had ever seen on him.

Chloe felt her cheeks go red thinking about it, she felt her heart beating faster, and she felt more tears threatening to come out "She told me everything Lucifer... she told me you died and went to hell for me twice when you saved me from Malcom in the hangar and when you saved me from professor carlisle's poison, she told me you killed your brother to protect me, she told me how as you were laying on the ground dying you made a deal with god to protect me, she told me how you married candy because you found out that I was a miracle and that you didn't believe anything we had was real"

"Cause it wasn't" Lucifer said interupting her "but please continue, what else did Azrael tell you?" Lucifer said with a deathly serious look.

"She also told me that a part of the reason you married Candy was because you wanted to protect me from anything your dad or mother had planned, and that you were worried about my safety, she also told me that you didn't fight for me when I started dating Marcus because you wanted me to be free from anything your family may plan and because you wanted me to be happy" Chloe felt all the tears and pent up emotion come out of her as she looked at Lucifer

"Lucifer please... just please talk to me please, I love you Lucifer, I love you, and I know you love me to, you're just in too much pain to open yourself up to it, I know how much you hurt seeing me with Marcus, and i'm so sorry you were hurt, but Lucifer I didn't know all of this stuff, and I didn't think that you wanted to be with me, when we got close you ran off and came back married, how was I supposed to know that you were dealing with all of this, you can't stand there hating me, you can't go around the entire world doing what you're doing hating me, it's not fair Lucifer, you can't do this to me, you can't make me feel this way" Chloe angrily and furiously said to Lucifer, she just wanted to work this all out, she wanted him, she knew she wanted him because everything that Lucifer went through for her now that she knew showed her how deep those feelings ran, she needed him to see that her feelings ran just as deep for him, even though with her marrying Marcus, she knew he'd never believe it.

Lucifer stared at Chloe with a deathly, eerie stare, one would think he was stoic but the intensity in his eyes were anything but stoic as he calmly said "you're right detective, you're absolutely right, I do love you, I love you with every fiber of my being" the intensity of his words captivating everyone in the room "and I won't just love you for a lifetime, i'm going to love you for the rest of eternity, ten billion, fifteen billion, it doesn't matter how many billions of years go by, I will still love you, hell not only do I love you, I love your daughter Beatrice, I love everyone in this room right now, well everyone except Marcus, but everyone else, you, Beatrice, Daniel, Ella, Linda, Maze, even Amenadiel, I love you and all of them very much, now Chloe Jane Pierce, pick up your husband and go to sleep, I'm essentially stuck with you all for the next month and this champion won't be losing any innocents because he's stuck with a new team for awhile, you got that Mrs. Pierce" Lucifer said with an emphatic seriousness about him.

Chloe felt her breath get caught in her throat, those eyes and his voice and his intensity, it was too much to handle, it was then that the anchor on MSNBC started talking about the next story

'In what has to be the business move of the century, the New York Times owners have all agreed to sell the ownership and rights to the paper to new owner Lucifer Morningstar, their reasoning when asked was simple and to the point 'Mr. Morningstar made us all an offer that we couldn't refuse' and with that the paper was sold to Lucifer Morningstar, who now adds the New York Times to 'Morningstar holdings' which also as of today includes Morningstar tower in Miami Florida, the club owner from L.A has said that he still continues his plans to build clubs all over the world, but that he also wanted to venture out into the business world, and with this purchase he does just that'.

EVERYONE in the room stared at Lucifer with open jaws, everyone except Ella who was passed out on the couch and Marcus who was passed out on the floor.

"Please...please let us help you Lucifer, let all of us be there for you please Lucifer" Chloe said pleadingly as she stared at the man in shock at what she just heard on the T.V. Beatrice was staring up at the man wide eyed and shocked along with everyone else.

Maze felt like she was in the middle of a hurricane...hurricane Lucifer, and she just stared at him as if he was insane. Lucifer himself chuckled when he saw the demon like that, he then walked over to Maze and kissed her on the cheek

"You Mazikeen are the one that said I needed to do more with my time here on earth, you thought I should be dominant, and dominant my darling demon is exactly what I intend on being, and by the way that whole lip quivering and shocked look on your face is really sexy" Lucifer said with an arrogant grin on his face.

"You have to stop this Lucifer, you're changing the world, and you're changing it too fast, the world isn't ready for what your doing Lucifer, please see that, please come back home to us, we can all figure out together how best for you to be 'champion of earth' but you have to stop this please Lucifer" Maze pleaded, her face begging Lucifer to hear her words.

"Are you still going to say that you're not being fueled by hate and anger, are you honestly going to say that your just fine and that there is nothing wrong with you Lucifer, are you actually going to tell all of us in this room, the people that truly know you that you're just fine, Lucifer please like Chloe said, let us be there for you and help you please" Linda said with a few tears coming from her eyes.

"Linda darling I don't know how many times I have to say it, but i'm fine, there is nothing wrong with me at all, just because I told the previous owners of the New York Times that if they didn't sell the newspaper to me at a reduced price they would all know indescribable pain in hell doesn't mean that there is a problem with me or that i'm being controlled by hate and anger or whatever else you're saying... it means that i'm a great business man and extremely powerful...that's all" Lucifer said with a casual normal smile plastered on his youthful gorgeous face.

Dan was nearly on the edge of soiling in his pants so he kept his mouth shut, but Amenadiel spoke up with fear in his voice "brother thank you for your honest words earlier but please... let me be there for you as your brother, talk to me alright, I know our relationship has been rocky but let me be here for you now Lucifer, please brother".

Lucifer rolled his eyes, everyone here was so overly dramatic, he then looked down at Beatrice who was still staring up at him wide eyed and speechless "spawn would you please tell all of them not to be so annoyingly dramatic, and that not only am I 'champion of earth' and an awesome superhero, but i'm also the lord of hell, the king of hell, ruler of the underworld, the prince of darkness, and of course the king of evil, or so i'm told, point is would you tell all of them to lighten up, I mean come on spawn, I literally conquered hell after being brutally burned alive all over my body" Lucifer then winked at Maze "right babe" Lucifer turned back to Beatrice who started crying at this point

"You were...burned alive Lucifer?" Beatrice said lips quivering and tears coming out as she hugged Lucifer tight.

"Well...yeah kid I was but it isn't that big of a deal really, I mean I cut my wings off a few dozen times when they came back also but hey that isn't a big deal either kid, the point is tell all the rest of them to stop being annoyingly dramatic".

Beatrice started bawling her eyes out "LUCIFER YOU HURT YOURSELF, BUT WHY LUCIFER WOULD YOU DO THAT, WE DON'T WANT YOU TO HURT YOURSELF".

"Alright bloody hell, would you stop being so overly dramatic now, I mean what is it with you people" Lucifer said feeling annoyed.

Chloe also fully bursted into tears as she came over and pulled her daughter off of Lucifer, everything that Lucifer went through, now that she knew, now that she knew all of it thanks to Azrael, and Amenadiel, and Maze, she wanted to be there for Lucifer, she knew she loved him with all her heart and she knew that he loved her, he said as much, he just wasn't gonna let himself feel it because he didn't wanna get hurt anymore, Chloe saw it all crystal clear now.

"Mommy, Lucifer was burned alive, and he cut his wings off, and his feelings are hurt really bad right now" Trixie said while bawling her eyes out on her mother's shoulder.

"I know baby, I know, i'm really sad to baby" Chloe said as she comforted her daughter with a big hug.

"Alright enough is enough" Lucifer casually said rolling his eyes "You're all insane, and you're all a bunch of drama queens" Lucifer then looked at Chloe and Beatrice "you two need to get your husband and step-dad respectfully off the floor and into bed, you Chloe need to get some rest cause per my deals with Yeshua and Azrael i'm back at the precinct tomorrow...unfortunately"

Lucifer then looked at Linda, Maze, and Amenadiel and said "You three need to breathe in and breathe out like I told Ella earlier, cause apparently in two weeks you're all team 666 which means you represent me on my team, and I can't have this foolishness on my team, it won't do at all"

Lucifer then looked at Dan and rolled his eyes hard "stop being so damn scared i'm not after anyones life or soul and i'm certainly no threat to your daughter, i'll see you at the precinct tomorrow, oh and don't embarrass me in two weeks when your on team 666, I can't deal with your beta-male crap right now, got it".

Lucifer then looked back at Chloe and Beatrice who were still crying their eyes out "Oh and executive decision here but Ella can be on team 666 so can you Beatrice I have zero problems with that but lieutenant colostomy bag will not be on team 666, that's an executive decision on my part, I can't deal with an even more annoying beta-male than Daniel on my team, all that police procedure and police protocal crap is enough to make me go crazy, so none of that from him, and I don't care if he's your husband or not it's my team, thus my decision, oh and about that him texting other women stuff, please don't talk to me about it the next month, that's between you and lieutenant colostomy bag, it's none of my business and I don't care at all, got it...fantastic"

Lucifer then took a step back towards the door and let his wings unfurl "Alright i'm gonna go do my superhero thing, maybe save some lives stop some bad guys, all that good stuff, i'll see you all later and Mrs. Pierce I will see you tomorrow...Unfortunately" Lucifer then turned into white lights just like Azrael had and teleported out of there into the sky where he then flew, leaving everyone in the room silent and in complete and utter disbelief, Lucifer had completely changed.