Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Laughing Jack/Any of the creepy pastas. They belong to their original owners. I'm merely having some fun with them. I do not own the Blade of Woe

WARNING: Some stuff might be OOC

"Slenderman speaking/Mental conversations"

'Speaking over Cellphones/ Written conversations/Creations speaking'

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"BEN SPEAKING"

The Twins

Keira watched in amusement as Draco tried to keep his balance on the tightrope they had set up. He was doing fairly well despite it being his first time on a tightrope, but it was going to get a lot worse when he reached the middle of the rope. Some of Jack's children began to use a sling shot to send rocks at Draco, they missed most of the time, but some of them were good enough to hit the blonde. Hearing Draco cry out in pain was music to Keira's ears, she let out a giggle and shouted, "C'mon Draco! Any Black worth their salt can take a bit of pain!"

"Make them stop!" Draco screamed at them.

Jack snickered, "Nope! You haven't completed the tightrope portion, so they're allowed!"

Keira turned her head to kiss Jack on the cheek, "Thank you again for this, Darling."

"No problem, Kitten," Jack grinned down at her as he squeezed her hip lightly.

He leaned down to press a kiss to her lips and Keira smiled as she kissed him back. Eventually, she returned her attention to Draco as the blonde began to scream. He fell to the ground and landed heavily on the ground. The tightrope was only six feet off of the ground, so the fall wouldn't do more than bruise him. Keira rolled her eyes as he groaned and rolled around the ground, "Draco, if you don't get up this instant and try again, I'm going to snap your wand."

Draco groaned and rolled onto his stomach to stare at her. Keira held up his wand with both hands and began to bend it. Draco squeaked and scrambled to his feet. Keira snickered as he tripped over himself to get over to the start of the obstacle course. She put down Draco's wand and leaned back against Jack as Draco shakily resumed his attempt to cross the tightrope. Keira was a little startled when Jack moved her hair away from her neck, but relaxed when he pressed a kiss to the revealed skin. Enjoying the feeling, Keira tilted her head to the side to give him more room while keeping an eye on Draco's progress. The hand on her hip began creep up to her waist where it moved beneath her shirt. Keira shivered slightly as she dimly wondered what he was doing as his fingers began to stroke the skin of her stomach.

Draco managed to once again reach the middle of the tightrope and Jack's children began pelting him with rocks. Keira's eyes almost shut as pleasure sparked through her when Jack kissed the spot just above her carotid and a soft moan left her. Jack chuckled softly as he kissed that spot again, "Looks like I found one of your sweet spots."

Keira shivered as Jack began to lightly suck on that specific spot which only made her moan again. Keira forced her eyes to stay open as Draco fell again though he had managed to get a few steps away from the middle of the tightrope this time. When Jack began to nip at her sweet spot, Keira let out a sound that was half a squeak and half a moan. Jack smirked against the skin of her neck when Keira shakily said his name, "J-jack."

"Yes, Kitten?" He hummed lightly.

"S-stop please," She forced herself to say despite not wanting to, "You're making it hard to focus on Draco,"

"Of course," Jack pulled his mouth away and Keira inwardly groaned at the loss, "My apologies, Kitten,"

Jack shifted back, but kept his hand beneath Keira's shirt. Keira ignored it as him stroking the skin beneath her shirt was rather soothing. She refocused on Draco as he got to his feet without her prompting him. Draco seemed to take a deep breath as he reached the tightrope platform again. Keira spoke as Draco began to steadily make his way towards the middle of the tightrope, "Perhaps tomorrow, we should raise the tightrope a bit."

"Oh?" Jack asked as Keira turned her head towards him.

She grinned lightly, "Every night, we raise the tightrope just a little bit and let the kids hit him sooner when he starts moving faster over the tightrope."

"Start making him paranoid?" Jack asked earning a nod, "Why?"

Keira's smile widened and turned a little nasty, "It will make the hunt all the more interesting when the time comes for me to kill him. I want to be able to fully enjoy myself."

Jack began to grin as well, "That sounds perfect, I don't see why we cannot."

"Cool!" Keira kissed him softly before turning back to the gift Jack had given her.

Eventually, Jack kicked Draco out of his realm with Keira returning his wand. Jack looked at Keira curiously when she returned Draco's wand, "Kitten?"

"Let him think that it was a nightmare," Keira said as they began making their way to his tent, "I want to lure him into a sense of security before taking his wand for real. I want to make things interesting after all,"

Once again, Jack was reminded that Keira could be extremely patient especially when it came to games. Jack could only shake his head feeling slightly amused at the fact she was treating this as one big game. Jack wrapped his arm around her shoulders, "Well, I look forward to seeing how this game of yours goes."

"You can take a few shots at him if you want," Keira said as she leaned against him, "I know you want to,"

"I think I'll take you up on that offer," Jack had quite a few ideas since he'd been wanting to kill the brat for years.

Of course, he wouldn't be using the lethal stuff, but he had so many other non-lethal things he could use against the ferret. Jack mentally paused after thinking that thought before grinning. He wondered what would happen if the brat had a second stint as a ferret. Now, how would he go about doing that? As soon as Keira disappeared into the bathroom, Jack headed to his prank tent to write down his ideas and maybe start working on a few of them.

Keira left the bathroom after changing into her night clothes and found Jack absent. Humming softly, she headed to the living room portion of the tent and found him missing. She left the tent and looked around in an attempt to see if he was outside only to come up empty. Yawning, Keira decided to head to bed since he was probably working on something. More than likely, he'd gotten some inspiration for one prank or another from tonight. Pulling down the covers, Keira laid down and pulled them back over her before closing her eyes.

Keira shifted as she tried to wait patiently for the twins to arrive with Masky and Hoodie. At the current moment, she was waiting with Jack in some random park in Germany. Considering the fact this was around where the Brother's Man actually originated from, they had a lot of power here which would provide any allies of their extra protection. Well, so long as you had one of the Slender symbols imbued with some of Slenderman's energy somewhere on your body. Keira fiddled with the pendant she was currently wearing around her neck which Slenderman had gifted her much like all of the inhabitants of the mansion. Lucky for Keira and Luna, it meant they couldn't be hit with any tracking charms. A hand grabbed hers and Keira found Jack looking at her in concern. Flushing lightly, Keira dropped her hand, "I'm just a bit nervous is all."

"I get it," Jack offered her a reassuring smile, "Why don't you eat some ice cream to take your mind off of the wait?"

He produced two waffle cone bowls filled with soft serve ice cream. He handed her the vanilla bean ice cream with strawberry sauce, M&Ms, and some walnut pieces. Smiling Keira settled down properly on the table she was sitting on and dug into the ice cream, she asked, "Where'd you get these? I didn't see any ice cream stands nearby."

"I got some from a nearby shop," Jack explained before taking a bite of what looked like death's by chocolate in a chocolate waffle cone.

"Thanks," Keira leaned over and pecked him on the lips before taking a bite of her own ice cream, "When did they say they'd get here?"

"Masky texted me that they'd be here in about five minutes, so fairly soon," Jack grabbed one of the cherries he had on top of his ice cream and held it out to her.

Keira took the cherry and popped it into her mouth. She was surprised when Jack pulled her into a kiss, but kissed him back. Jack slipped his tongue into her mouth and Keira moaned as the bitter, yet sweet chocolate mixed with the sweetness of the vanilla bean. Jack pulled away and Keira realized that he'd stolen the cherry from her, "Jack, that was my cherry."

"Mine now," He replied with a grin.

A cough sounded from near them and Keira flushed as she noticed Masky standing there. Hoodie was snickering as the twins gaped at them. Fred quickly shook off his surprise with a perverted grin and teased, "Speaking of cherries, has the clown popped yours?"

"No since she isn't ready yet," Jack answered as Keira stared at Fred in shock, "Now, how about we go somewhere private and have our talk?"

Keira snagged one of the cherries still on Jack's ice cream and ate it quickly earning a snicker from Jack. The twins nodded and Keira got off of the table she was sitting on along with Jack. Masky spoke, "Hoodie and I have a job to do. We'll leave you to your talk."

"Have fun," Keira told them.

"Don't die~" Jack added earning an eye roll.

Keira looked at Jack and asked, "So how are we doing this?"

"Since you've never teleported with anyone not like us, I'll take them," Jack told her earning a nod from Keira, "Once the big man gives us the clear, we'll start working on that,"

"Cool," Keira smiled lightly, "Mine or yours?"

"Since they're here for you, yours," Jack replied earning another nod, "Okay, you two," Jack turned to the two, "What's about to happen is going to feel odd, but don't resist it,"

"Right," The twins looked a little unsure about this.

Keira offered them a reassuring smile, "It'll be fine, guys. It feels a hell of a lot better than apparition. Jack does it with me all the time."

"Alright," George muttered as Fred nodded.

Jack grabbed the two and Keira popped herself to her realm. The heavy feeling had become comforting and the whispers were less. They spoke of the important things going on in her realm and where the inhabitants of her realm were. She still stumbled a bit when she landed, but considering how often she used to face-plant or end up in completely random places around her realm, she was doing a lot better. Jack appeared next to her with the twins and the two stumbled when he let them go. Fred dropped to the ground with a groan of, "A little bit more warning, Eris!"

"Sorry, Hermes," Keira offered him a sheepish grin.

"Where the bloody hell are we?" George asked looking around the village curiously.

"We're in the realm I share with Luna," Keira walked over to the table she had set up, "C'mon, I have drinks and snacks for our little talk,"

Keira sat down on the chair she'd conjured up. Funnily enough, anything she conjured in her realm stuck no matter how long ago she'd conjured it. Keira poured everyone some tea and watched in amusement when Jack promptly overloaded his with copious amounts of sugar. Keira poured a bit of milk and a bit of honey into her mint tea. The twins settled down across from Keira and Jack. George spoke once they'd all taken a drink from their tea, "So what happened to you?"

"As you know, Sirius died," Keira said earning nods, "Instead of allowing me to go home to my family, Dumbledore forced me to return to the Dursleys,"

"What?!" Fred spat out his tea, "That fucking goat bastard forced you back with those abusive shitstains?!"

George placed a calming hand onto his brother's shoulder before asking, "How is that possible? Didn't they go to jail?"

"They did," Keira ran a hand through her hair, "I don't know how he did it, but he did. Even my cousin was there. To put things plainly, I snapped,"

"Snapped?" Fred frowned at her, "What do you mean by 'snapped'?"

Keira opened her mouth to answer only to pause as she didn't know how to explain it. Looking to Jack, she cocked her head to the side earning a chuckle. Jack put down his cup and told them, "Snapping is what we call it when someone becomes like us. Something within us breaks and suddenly, we are no longer bound by human standards. In many cases, it unlocks powers that we wouldn't otherwise be able to use. It happens differently for all of us."

"I can't explain what exactly happened, but something in me broke," Keira explained when Jack finished, "I just...I was tired of not having any control in my life. I was tired of Dumbledore. A memory from my past came to me and I snapped. I killed my relatives and that wizard that Dumbledore had watching me," Keira took a drink from her cup, "I ended up with Jack and the others learning to control my new powers. I've found a home for myself and my family has accepted everything as much as they could,"

Keira fell silent and waited for the twins to speak. They were both silent for awhile before George asked, "Can you give us anymore details?"

Nodding, Keira told them in detail about what had happened so far though she glossed over certain mundane bits and private things that they didn't really need to know. When she finished, Fred summed everything up with a, "Well, Fuck. Your luck really is odd."

"Never said it wasn't," Keira replied earning a snort.

"So what exactly do you want with us?" George asked with a frown, "I assume since you brought us here and shared that information, you're not allowed to let us leave alive,"

"That was one stipulation that I couldn't get Slendy to change," Keira shook her head with a sigh, "As you no doubt know, Slenderman has proxies and that isn't something only he can have. Most Creeps don't see a purpose in having proxies. Had things turned out differently, Jack would have taken me on as his proxy,"

George gained an expression of realization, "So you want us as your proxies?"

"Really?" Fred asked with wide eyes earning a nod, "Why us?"

"You're the only ones aside from Luna to really stand by me over the years," Keira explained earning matching grins from them, "You both have an amazing sense of humor that matches mine. You're amazing at potions, charms, and creating things. I genuinely like you both and things would be a lot less fun if you both died. Since Luna and I have magicals as our desired prey, it's highly likely we'd end up killing you,"

Fred scowled softly, "What about Ginny? We may not love our entire family anymore, but she's our little sister."

"Luna is planning to take her on as a proxy though it's highly likely due to what happened in the chamber that she might end up snapping without becoming a proxy," Keira explained earning two relieved looks.

"What does being a proxy entail exactly?" George asked curiously.

"Proxies are basically servants of whatever Creep takes them on," Keira offered them an abridged explanation of what Slenderman and Jack had told her, "To be honest, I would mostly have you guys help me make potions, create new spells to help me out, and just generally be helpful,"

"Would we have to kill people?" Fred asked looking a bit pale.

Keira looked at Jack and he shook his head, "No. Proxies have diffrent rules. At most, you guys would have to help Keira torture her victims or otherwise help kill them. You wouldn't physically have to kill anyone if you didn't want to. You do have to be within a certain proximity of Keira at least once a week to ensure your energy is at a good level otherwise you'd start getting week. At least, you would need to do that in the beginning."

Fred looked slightly relieved. George leaned back against his chair, "So what do we stand to gain when we become proxies?"

"You would gain a larger magical core and have an easier time recouping your magic when you drain it," Keira explained earning a considering look from George, "You'll gain more power and some ability to use my powers though what exactly you'd gain can't be known until you become my proxies since this is the first time I've ever taken any on. Other than that, you wouldn't age past your peak which would be around 24 if not a bit older depending on how things go,"

Jack picked up a brownie from the plate she'd made, "I can honestly say that proxies are stronger than normal humans though how strong they truly are depends on the Creep that takes them on. My proxies tend to be a bit stronger than a magical vampire or a werewolf. They also tend to be able to use my ability to manipulate the dream realm and create things. Slendy's proxies tend to be fairly strong and manipulate some of his radiation. Depending on the proxy, they can have other abilities, but that's just the usual stuff."

"Right," George frowned softly and looked at his brother before looking back at Keira, "Can we have time to think about it?"

"Sure, but don't try to leave. You have until six which gives you," Keira checked the time on her watch, "Four hours and thirty minutes to come up with a decision," Keira stood up with Jack, "We'll be up at the castle. Take your time and think things through,"

"We will," Fred promised softly earning a small smile from Keira.

Keira grabbed Jack's hand and teleported them to the entrance of the castle. Jack kept her from stumbling and whistled as he looked up at the castle, "Damn, I will never get over how cool this place looks."

The castle looked kind of like Hogwarts only larger. All over the castle, you could find carvings or statues of the creatures she's created so far. The castle was mostly made of cherry red stone with a smattering of other colors ranging from white to purple. However, the castle changed just as the rest of the realm did when she was hunting. The castle became a ruin of black stone, cobwebs, and shattered rocks. Of course, Keira still hadn't finished changing her realm just yet. Keira smiled slightly as she pushed open the doors, "It's only going to get better."

"Can't wait to see how you change it," Jack followed her as she walked inside, "So what are we going to do?"

"I want to show you some of the rooms that I've created since you were last here," Keira told him as the doors closed behind them.

The forest around them was silent save for the rustle of leaves in the cool breeze. George looked at his younger twin and could see the conflict in his eyes. George understood why since he most likely had the same expression on his face. George sighed deeply and leaned back in his chair, "Brother mine, we seem to have a problem."

"George," Fred's voice was surprisingly soft, "What do we do?"

"I don't know," George admitted as he looked at the clouds that slowly moved across the sky, "We should probably start talking," George ran a hand through his slightly shaggy hair, "Keira isn't going to force us to kill,"

"Yeah," Fred shakily picked up his cup and took a sip, "Being practically immortal sounds kind of nice since we'd be able to perfect and create so many new pranks,"

"We'd be around Ginny and be able to support her," George added earning a nod from Fred.

"Mom would never be able to force us to do anything again," Fred's habitual smile was less forced, "We might even be able to find ways to keep Bill and Charlie safe,"

George picked up his own cup and drank some of the tea, "I bet that they have tons of old books that we could go through and use to create even better pranks."

Fred took a deep breath, "Loki, we would eventually end up changing."

"Yeah, but I can't see a problem with that," George closed his eyes, "Hermes, everything comes at a price. We wouldn't change right away,"

"True," Fred muttered prompting George to open his eyes and look at his brother.

George placed his hand on Fred's shoulder, "No matter what happens, we'll be together. We are twins after all."

Fred relaxed and nodded with a soft smile, "Yeah."

Keira popped back to the twins with Jack and found the twins waiting for them in the place they'd been hours before. She looked them over for a few moments before asking, "Have you two made a decision?"

"We have," George began as he stood with Fred.

"Loki and I-" Fred continued with a slight grin.

"Have decided-" George continued with a laugh.

"To become your proxies!" The two finished with a slight bow.

Keira beamed at them feeling a vast amount of relief sweep through her, "Good! Now, let's head in the little area Slendy and Jack helped me set up."

She started walking towards the norther part of her realm with the twins following after her. Jack walked beside her with a small smile on his face and a hand in his pocket. He reached out for her left one and Keira took it as her smile widened a bit. Jack spoke as they walked, "Becoming proxies involves a few words and a vow which is the easy part. Keira will infuse you with her power in someway. Since you're her first proxies, I don't know of anyway I could prepare you for it. For me, I use candy infused with my powers. Either way, you two will bare her mark which will offer you some protection and tell every other Creep that you're off limits. What her mark will be is currently unknown."

"What's your mark?" George asked the clown curiously.

"My mark is three pieces of black and white striped candy," Jack explained as he squeezed Keira's hand, "Normally, I add a bit extra into the mix depending on the person I make into a proxy. For Keira, I would have a black cat with red stripes,"

"And us?" Fred asked curiously.

"Jester hats," Jack replied almost immediately.

Before the two could question Jack, they had reached the area they'd been heading to. The area was relatively simple in nature, but complex if you understood the runes that covered it. A circle of rock pillars surrounded an alter in the middle with candles, a bowl of gem stones, an empty bowl, and a ritual dagger. Power pulsed through the air as Keira stepped into the area, she let go of Jack's hand and headed towards the alter. She bent down and nicked her thumb on one of her fangs and drew the bloody digit across the symbol hidden near the base. Licking the rest of the blood off, Keira felt the wound heal as the symbol glowed and a medium sized door slid open. She reached inside and pulled out the book Slenderman had gifted her. She stood up and set the book down on the alter. Opening it, she turned to the page that Slenderman had gone over with her and read the directions carefully. Lighting the candles, Keira turned to the twins and spoke, "Fredric Gideon Weasley, George Fabian Weasley. You stand before me untainted and pure in the eyes of the Creator. You children on Mother Magic stand before me, a being of darkness and taint. You who have come before me, speak now and tell me what is it you wish."

George and Fred strode forward. George spoke and clearly Jack had told them what to say, "I, George Fabian Weasley, offer myself to thee. I offer myself as a servant to do as you bid no matter the order. I will be both sword and shield. I will offer what council I can provide and do my best to follow your orders no matter what. I will be your proxy. I will live only to serve you, my master. My life before now is over and nothing will ever be the same again. By your orders and by your will, I shall stand behind you as your proxy. I will accept any mission you give to me without any questions. My mind, body, blood, magic, and very soul belong to you. I will not disobey nor question your orders. I am yours to use as you see fit and to be thrown away when my usefulness is at an end. I will no longer be human or magic. I will be your proxy."

Fred repeated the words and the magic within the area pulsed wildly. Keira turned from the two and picked up the ritual dagger. She cut her palm over top of the bowl. She infused her magic and Creep powers into the blood as it dripped into the bowl. She pulled away her hand once the bowl had become halfway full and watched her palm heal immediately. Keira put the knife down and picked up with bowl before turning back to the two. Keira gestured to George to step forward, "George Fabian Weasley, step forward and kneel before me," He did as she asked, "Do you accept that as my proxy, that you will no longer be free?"

"Yes," George looked her in the eye.

"Do you accept that your life is no longer your own?" Keira asked as the magic within the air tensed.

"Yes," George repeated.

"Do you accept that I shall be your master from this day till your very last?" Keira asked feeling the magic beneath her skin bubble up.

"Yes," George swallowed, "I, George Fabian Weasley, accept everything that comes with being your proxy from this day till my last,"

Keira smiled warmly breaking the rather cold facade she'd put up since the ceremony started, "Then drink until I stop you."

Keira pressed the rim of the bowl to his lips and tilted it to allow the blood to hit his lips. He parted his lips and began to drink. She could tell he wanted to gag at the taste, but he managed to avoid doing so. Soon enough, Keira pulled the bowl away and George gasped as he bent over shuddering. Keira called Fred forward and spoke the words she had to George. Fred gagged a bit, but swallowed the blood. Keira returned to the alter and placed the bowl down. She pulled two diamonds from the bowl which happened to be the twin's birthstones. She walked over to the two and dropped to her knees before George. She forced his head up and stared into his eyes as he rasped out, "I-it hurts."

"I know," Keira smiled softly at him, "I need you to hold this stone," She held out one of the diamonds to him and he shakily forced himself to take it, "Through the pain and fire that sings through your veins, you shall be reborn. Take my mark with pride, George Fabian Weasley for your human life is at it's end,"

Without another word, Keira darted forward and burrowed her fangs into the crook of George's neck. The magic of the ceremony would prevent her from killing either twin when she bit them and from now on, they would no longer have to fear her draining them dry. George let out a low moan of pain as she injected her energy into his blood stream. Keira felt a connection form between them and it reminded her of the connection she shared with Luna only a bit diffrent. If Keira had to describe it, she would say that it was like a mix between the connection she shared with Luna and the connection she had with her realm. When she repeated the action with Fred, a second connection formed and she shivered slightly. It was both amazing and terrifying to feel not one, but two new connections. The magic in the area surged wildly before dying down and Keira laid back on the ground feeling tired. Jack pushed off the tree he'd been leaning again and walked over to her, "You okay, Kitten?"

"I'm fine, Darling," Keira smiled wearily up at him, "Just tired. I know Slendy and you said that I'd feel tired, but I didn't expect this,"

"You did two at once which is bound to be exhausting," Jack dropped down to sit next to her and pulled her against his chest, "It'll be a little bit before they wake up, so relax and take a little nap. I'll wake you when they're waking up,"

Keira nodded slowly and pressed a kiss to his cheek before laying her head on his neck. Closing her eyes, she relaxed fully against him and let herself fall asleep.

Took awhile to get this out and I am still not truly happy about it, but stuff happens.